CharlieBrown Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 A while back I saw a topic in the Runescape Forums about people having hilarious conversations with noobs. Basically you just post a conversation you had with a noob who was trying to scam you, report you etc ;) Happy Posting! :mrgreen: [url=http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=578131][img=http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/mr__joob/sigg5.jpg][/url] If you use this, your siggy will be hyperlinked to this thread :lol: as this thread as this thread is your best :)[/code] Main Account - Max cape achieved 10th September 2011 Noob Account - 2300 total and climbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinderovo Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I saw this once, isnt mine but its funny Guy: *was wearing full dragon with whip* Noob: How much for the sausages? Guy: Sausages? Noob: Yeh that huge line of sausages ur holding Guy: Its a whip Noob: Share some of them sausages Guy: Its a whip man, and its nfs Noob: Reported for not sharing Guy: ....... Hihi :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7772atled Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 O i remember sumtin I was on my lvl 44 10 defence pure, and this guy is like lvl 52 and hes like "fight me" i say no. Fight me" he says again. I keep saying no. He taunts me and says im scared. I say fine, ill fight u. but no food. He says ok so we go to wild, we start fightin, and hes using food! so i call him a cheater and he calls me a noob. so after a while ive been using NO FOOD and hes used like 10 tuna. He says "z0mg im gettin owned" and while he was buy buzy typing I k-o'd him. :) a lvl 44 beat a lvl 52. I won and addy warhammer that day.... I know preety pathetic but you know how it is. Its not determination that keeps me going...Its insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel_ryan5 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 excelent storys guys the one with the phat for 100k made me in stiches *literuly* i love this thread CONVO 1 HIM-hi me-hi him-want to get laid me-spiting out my cola and almost destroyin my pc WHAT!? him-come to my house i ahvea bed me-OMG perv *IGNORED* CONVO 2 i ahd to change my gender doing the recruitment drive quest him-hey fpxy lady me(playing along)-hey there foxy him-wana be my gf me-sure you are now going out with a 12 year old boy him-0.0 me-your dumped and ignored........P.E.R.V.E (i ahd to put in dots so it would all be capotails) i ahev more GOALS OF A NOOB[/url]http://img133 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7772atled Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i bet this is funny: noob:buying dragon platelegs 200k! me:sure here you go (i give him bronze platelegs) noob:gee thanks! he leaves only to pm me later noob:hey these are bronze,thanks!! i heard bronze is better then dragon me:your welcome me thinking: dude this guy is stupid Wow, you are cruel. :ohnoes: You're the kind of person that makes people quit runescape early. If it wasn't for you people, RuneScape would have twice as many people because most of the new players wouldn't quit. That was just plain scamming. :x You probably ruined an entire career of a 9-year-old's life. :cry: :notalk: If he even was a "scammer" it was only 200k and being banned from runescape wouldnt ruin your career. it would prbly help u so u dont get distracted by online games. Im not saying I support scammers, I hate them. But just sayin its not that biga deal. Its not determination that keeps me going...Its insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel_ryan5 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 CONVO 3 guy-hi me-hi guy-im 34 years old me-awesome guy-world of warcraft is the best SAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS LIKE SWEARING TO ME CONVO 4 him-omg you think your so cool i mean cmon your a jack*** and an uncle him-****er i meen get your mage armour away noob you sauck CH00BY,FROOBY,NOOBY me-alrighty then i walk away hes swearing and using emotes like 60 people reported him lol GOALS OF A NOOB[/url]http://img133 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacretflame Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 this is just a plain normal day before this lvl 3 came alon named "no im mj".... mj:hello lil boy go in the corner well have some fun me:u talk to ur dad like that?... mj:opps srry daddy i thought u were a lil boy in distress and needy some hunka junk me:son u know boys rent treated like that mj:"sobers"-really sobers lol with emote me:dont worry son, but i just have one question... mj:? me:do u like ur frys straight or curly? mj:curly why? lol get it ur either straight or curly... :-k : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azulmono55 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 okay, this is one i had quite recently when hunting copper longtails (the funny thing was, he was lvl 85 lol) Him: Z0mG! 2k exp from 99 hunter! *catches 1 bird and levles* Me: Lol, these arn't 2k exp a catch... Him: 0h... wh00p5, i m34nt 2 exp Me: *after looking him up* ur not even ranked... Me: and there's no way you can get 99 without logging Him: I did! cH00by Fr00by N00b tUbe! Him: Im g0nn4 b3 1st t0 200mil exp! Me: I'd like to see you do that without logging off... Him: I wi1l, w4tch! *proceeds to level again, i thought he was 99... #-o * Me: How did you lvl if your lvl 99? Him: ... Him: Sp00n3d! *teles* :wall: I just slowly shook my head and continued to hunt One day i will get Mage on the highscores...Who came up with the foolish idea of white dragons? The next race of dragons to be released is OBVIOUSLY going to be neopolitan. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fail_o_holic Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I've been smithing at varrock mostly today, so here's some stories: Part 1 Moron - Can you make me an addy baxe? Me - Sure, if you give me bars. *He trades me 3 bars. I trade him the axe* Him - Omg noob scammer! I gave enough for 3 axes rported lolol. Part 2 Beggar - Can I have fre stuff? Other guy - Leave the lvl 100 alone. He's making stuff to sell or for himself. Me - I don't know why people beg here. Smithing is a horrible way to make money nowadays. Beggar - No it isn't noob you can make rune plates I luked u up liar reported! Me - I'm 81 smithing. Beggar - Reported for macroing no-one has smithing that high! Other Guy - Al, I'm glad I'm not you. =P Part 3 Beggar - Make me free armour please? Me - I'm muted. Beggar - Ok. Part 4 Beggar (range pure) - Can you make me free addy arowz? Me - I'm muted. (It worked before...) Beggar - 0Mg faaking naab i report j00 for lying!!! Beggar - Answer me I own u in wild! (He's half my level...) Me - You realize I can 2-hit you without being potted? Beggar - Str noob. Someone look up my str and compare it to most other lvl 100s. Lvl 85s have called me weak until I beat them in the duel arena without eating (no protection prayers either). Part 5 Noob - How much was fire cape? Me - Priceless. Noob - I buy 50k. Me - It's not tradeable. Noob - Then how do I get it? Me - Beat the tzhaar fight caves. I'd suggest ranging. Noob - What lvl range did u beat at? Me - 80 range, 80 defence, 70 prayer. Noob - What your stats now? Me - 82 range, 82 defence, 70 prayer, 84 mage. (Don't look at my atk ans str. I'm on a "melee diet", trying to become a tank.) Noob - Your pk stats are nooby. Me - Not really. In 10 range levels I'll clean up tanking. Noob - Range tanks are bug abuse. They aren't supposed to wear armour. Noob - Reported for bug abuse. Me - Alrighty then... The moral - It's been a long day. 82 smithing better be worth it. - Pfft, my goals are FAR too "fluid" (ie. I have ADD) to be recorded in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey134 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 so this happened at the greaters i charged in and i saw this lvl 28 and heres my convo with the noob noob: please don't kill me me:i couldn't if i tried noob: oh really... me:you better beleive it sister noob: ha ha ha ha ha ha you cant kill me noob:you cant kill me after about 20 minutes of him fallowing me and me getting 4 simmy kills i got the bright idea to bring my pure in and kill him my noob:now i can kill you noob: i'll own you my noob: yeah right noob: you smell i'll own you with my 25 strength my noob: your right ,dang my noobie 57 range! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdattack16 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 haha, so many damn posts, no1s gonna read any of em lucky thread-starters made a name of himself ljust ike "muggipwhlar" or however it goes with the fite caves guide since no1 gonna read this, ur all frooby chooby noob nubs :thumbsup: We ain't gonna read this? Yeah right! Pwned, nubcake :P Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrrell9 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Earlier 2day i (lvl87) was talkin 2 me m8 (lvl16) who i know frm school who's just started playin again. The conversation went somethin like this: Nub (I know thats not a nice way 2 talk bout a m8, but its true :P): Lend me 10k Me: Wat 4? Nub: I wana buy sum armor...I got a deal with this geezer (lol) Me: Wat armor is it? Nub: Trimmed steel Me: Theres no such thing Nub: Yes there is, I've seen it!!!11! Me: The only trimmed armor u can get is black, addy an rune Nub: I dont care, just give me 10k an ill show u it wen i get it *I gave him the 10k, as its nothin 2 me an i wanted 2 c wat he was talkin bout* I meet up with him (im wearin full dharoks) and he says 'WOW! Thats a big steel axe! Me: It's a Dharoks gr8axe. I use it 4 choppin noobs heads off Nub: C4n 1 h4v 17 p10x0r? Me:It's 2 heavy 4 ur 10 str arms Nub: I dont care giv me it now!!!!!! its only a steel axe *I giv him 10k an uqickly as i can hop back 2 members* I go an c him l8r on an realise he's used his 10k 2 buy himself a very nice steel (t) chain body, aka.goblin mail!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffin_3542 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 There are only two noobs that have ever, ever, ever made me laugh. Just two. First one was a level 45. Good friend in real life...but one hell of a pain when it comes to RS. :P Me:Wuu2? Him:trainin pryr Me:Sweet...um...what level are you? Him:6 4 ages Him:monks r bein gai and not givin me exp Me:How exactly are you training prayer...? Him:killin monks and healin Me:Try picking up some bones and burying them matey :P *******5 Minutes Later********* Him:still nothin Me:eh? Him:u get nothin from droppin bones noob Me:Try just left-clicking them, and select the bury option. Him:w00t lvl 7 im ****ing bad*** pryr pwnr now Me:...I'm sure you are. What made this all the more funny was that I was ectoing D Bones at the time. :D Also, a spot of advice for members; never, ever, ever, ever, ever even dream of going onto World 1 in Varrock. Ever. Period. I had plenty of offers for my addy b axe, don't get me wrong...100 normal logs, bronze longs, stuff like that... My new nickname for World 1 Varrock:Noobland. And it's infectious. Be careful! http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/6/Griffin+3542.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dpminatr Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 dude i have a friend who owns half of jedx and he asked Isn't that a shipping company? "Look, if your mom still drops you off at school, you ain't gangsta, pull up your damn pants!" -Jeff FoxworthyAuto-typer: $7.99Source code for auto-miner: $707 million gp off Ebay: $117Seeing n00bs ask player mods for them: Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galipop Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting Me:say him:yes? me:can i tell you a secret him:yea, sure darling me:i'm a man then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed This is soooo disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebrew576 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I liked this one. People were selling laws for 400 each in World 1. :wall: well thats really nojt so bad, they used to b 1k about a year ago when i quit. and wen i came bak i said the same thing lol :) Barrows Drops:Karil's Top, Ahrims Quaterstaff, Torags Legshttp://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?p=4568586#4568586 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaPit Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 rofl this one is hilarious some guy put this in the tip it forums it was titled "conspiracy" and was locked the truth of a few things in rs that jagex wouldn't let me type on forums because it must be true 1.zezima zezima is obviously a non player character or program created by jagex as a benchmark for other genuine players. i have seen 'zezima' 3 times all the times stood around a bank walking the same few squares and doing the same thing over and over before logging off. and i have more evidence!............there are 28 spaces in the invent right? but not if your zezima! myself and a few others witnessed zezima fletching making shafts for a half hour continuously with no bank trips! 2. the construction skill jagex are trying to lower prices in rs that is why they relreased the construction skill (confirmed by a jegex staff member on rs forums) so people would spend more money because too much money was coming in from high alcing and stuff and making the prices of everything too high. since the skill was introduced prices have fallen but not much..................and the problem is..rare items such as phats. these are keeping the prices high because they are so rare... the amount of phats and stuff in the game control the price of everything else which brings me to my next point......... 3. the world 111 masscacre this was put aside as a mere 'glitch' in the game. when in fact it was accounts with altered stats created by jagex and released upon falador in a desperate attempt to pk all the phats they could (and give us something to talk about). one by one by random events or simply just making them disappear they will rid the world of phats.................................they hate them! that is why all holiday items are now untradeable because of the problems phats have created. and as a starnge coincidence one of my friends who also knows and spreads the truth was one of the 1st ones to be killed by the lvl 115 who seemed to be the leader. 4.the invincible stage as you will have noticed many times.. when you get a monster to low life, especially the high level ones and random events. you suddenly start hitting 0s and they suddenly start hitting you really hard. this is jagex's little thing to kill you so you keep going back to that black drag or other monster, keeping you playing. you will all have noticed this and you know its true! thats the end for this time! see you again and if u say any of this on the game things will disappear from ur bank and they will be talking about the massacre that was on your world next. u know its true, they have people everywhere. goodbye That is hilarious! I guess the newb didn't know that shafts are stackable. You can fletch them without bank trips for one solid year if you wanted to. No you cant, everytime there's an update, you automatically log out, and i doubt there's no updates for one year :roll: He means it's hypothetically possible, not actually probable. No the whole thing of fletchin shafts for half an hour wont work cuz u will run out of logs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJPanic Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Heh-heh, this conversation was funny, made me laugh hard. I had to change to a female character for Recretment Drive. Didn't change back for a while. *selling things in Varrock west bank basement* Noob(PM): Gender? *wrong way* *10 seconds later* Noob(PM): Gender? *worng way* Me: Idiot Noob(PM): Gender? *wrong way* *I start talking to friend in PMs* Me: There's this noob asked me the -wrong- thing. Noob(pm): Gender bloke? *wrong way* Friend: lol Me:Man he's getting me mad! Me: His name is *name* Friend: I'll see what I can do with that... *few minutes later* Friend:Heh-heh. Me: What? Friend: I just PMed him saying "Leave my wife/husband Best096 (me) alone!" Me: Lol. What did he say? Friend: He said "Well you got a bloke for a wife!" Me:Heh-heh. I blocked him anyways. Friend: lol *we keep talking, drifting off topic* Man that convo with the noob made me laugh so hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aznmidget448 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 dude i have a friend who owns half of jedx and he asked Isn't that a shipping company? jedex is a tv program thing :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer2650 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 ok, this was just over a week ago. I was trying to sell my new DRAGON AXE....*Sparkle Sparkle* and a guy pms me, his name has something to do with jagex, and he tells me i will be banned in 24 hours unless i givew him my personal information. well, here it is... noob: excuse me sir, u will be banned unless you can give me the correct answers to my question.s ME: ok, shoot. Noob: I nned your username. Me: ok, killer 2650 Noob: ok, what is your password? ME: Ok, reported. Noob: ok, you will be banned. ME: What have i done? Noob: you have been macroing and reported for it. ME: Are you related to JaGeX? Noob: Yes, i am a Java Mod. Me: Then why dont you have a silver crown next to your name? Noob: Cuz! Me: You can ban me, but i have reported you for asking personal details a couple times, so....have fun Noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!! : ) yeah, that was weird, and im still not banned, and jagex said there are no such things as Java Mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogbercm Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Noob: helo im hot enough to cook ur breakfast on me:great! here 99k noob: geeze thanks mister wait this not 99k its 90000k me: no [k] means 1000 ok noob: well you can have it back me: ok ur lose noob: whats ur mean me: go away noob: no why me me:cuz i said so noob:reported me: why noob noob: u said cuz me: cuz means cause noob: oh i thought u said **word thats starts wth c* me: ok bye( i log out 3 days later i go bak on) noob pm:finally i bean waiting 3 days for you im so tired now (after couple seconds he logs out probably passed out) me to random poeple in varrock: wow what a noob 3 days strait holy carp me:hehe i said carp instead of (rs blocks) crap \ Helm = Looks like a rabbit type animal is humping the back of your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinslayer777 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Some of these are great, but i could only manage through 6 pages of them :( Alot are JUNK :D:D:D : I'd suggest, please, a 'best of thread' post in the beggining for lazy bums like me perhaps who love the super funny ones but sort of bored by the ones that keep on repeating. Ex. Of Not Funny Noob: OMG U noob red sword is gai Me: It's a dragon scimitar Noob: It's terrible, Me: No Noob: OMG Reported Me: Hahaha wasnt my quote so funny? Granted, i have no better ones Except, perhaps, that I payed someone 500gp to tell me the super secret of where to sell feathers 1gpea (port sarum) because i had sold over 5k feathers 1/2gpea (bargaining up from 1/4gpea :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenramoth Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Is it just me, or am I the only rich high lvl that doesn't get any noobs follower her through the streets begging, and getting scammed... Anyway, the funniest thing a nub did was when i was green d killing, a lvl 50 nub in full rune came running by. I started to follow him, and he yells OMG! ur killing me? Yes, I am aaaa. Then he goes and attack drags to avoid me, and gets hit a 40 and dies. What make it even more funny, is that he was skulled... I got 200k from watching a nub suicide.. Lol. :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkEcko25 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Wow, just.....wow. The stupidity and humor of all this is amazing. I'm lovin' these stories. :thumbsup: Now, onto mine: PRIZE B0T (yes tat was his actual name): Hi! You have just won the runescape hourly prize! Me (Not believeing it for a second): O rlly? PRIZE B0T: Yes! Just tell me what you want and give me your pass. Me:Ok, I'd like world full ahrims, an obby whip, a blue phat, and the mystic amulet of STFU you scammer noob. PRIZE B0T: Hey! This isn't a scam! Me: Sure could have fooled me. I added him to ignore after that. Me, in Lumby basement with some noobs. Noob: Where is lumbridge? Me: You're in it, lol. ----- Pervert noob: A/s/l? Me: 451 (lol, fahrenheit 451 reference)/ both/the moon Pervert noob: ur lieing! Me: yes because you asked a personal question. And ya know what that means? Pervert noob: What? Me: A life ban! Rofl! Reported! ----------- Noob how I was friends with for a bit: sup? Me: I'm a member now! noob: sweet Me:Yeah, I know. Noob: can i have full mith? Me: Ummmm, no..... Noob: why????? Me: 1.I don't have that much money. 2. If i did, I don't give free bees. Noob: WTF! you r a member!! members are rich!!! Me; Umm no they are not. Noob: Greedy *Swear* Me: Lol, you wanted stuff from me you mooch. Noob: Reported! Me: For what? Never Pmed me back ---------- Noob: Can I borrow full mystic? Me:No, I don't have it plan to get it though. That was the stupidiest thing I have ever said. For the rest of the week I got: Do you have it yet???? When are you getting it???? I finally got ticked and told him off. I quickly added him to ignore after that. ----------- Noob: What that> Me: a dds Noob: Can I have? Me: No Noob: ok, where I get it?? Me: Right down there. I was in waterbirth island at the time. You can only guess where I sent him. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMaruder1 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 dude i have a friend who owns half of jedx and he asked Isn't that a shipping company? Nah, I think the shipping company is FedX. The Maruder1- unbanned on 11-24-07! Whoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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