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Okay, I made this one up but..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:hey!!!! look!

 

 

 

me:hmm?

 

 

 

noob: i just got a free bronze kiteshield!

 

 

 

me:ok..

 

 

 

noob: can you show me how to fly it???

 

 

 

me:okay, listen up, drop it on the ground and It'l fly.

 

 

 

noob:okay

 

 

 

*tries it*

 

 

 

noob: its not working!

 

 

 

me:wait 30 seconds..

 

 

 

noob"okay

 

 

 

*someone takes it*

 

 

 

noob:hey! wheres my kiteshield!>?!?

 

 

 

me:it flew to varrock, better go get it.

 

 

 

noob runs towards varrock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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LOL!! that's pretty funny...though it didn't happend

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OK this is kinda funny but I'm not sure what to make of it. He wasn't quite a noob though because he was lvl 51 and I was 47 at the time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had just walked into the grocery store

 

 

 

him: shop noob

 

 

 

me: What?

 

 

 

him: Hi noob

 

 

 

me: jerk

 

 

 

him: What:

 

 

 

me: don't call me a noob

 

 

 

him: Every one calls me a noob. isn't it a compliment?

 

 

 

me: no

 

 

 

him: then what is it?

 

 

 

me: A noob is either some one who's low level or just stupid

 

 

 

him: I'm neither

 

 

 

me: you thought it was a compliment that makes you pretty stupid

 

 

 

some other guy: Hey noob

 

 

 

him: Hi noob

 

 

 

guy: noob

 

 

 

guy: noob

 

 

 

guy: noob

 

 

 

him: noob

 

 

 

guy: noob

 

 

 

Me: shut it both of you

 

 

 

guy: beat it noob

 

 

 

guy:noob

 

 

 

him: shut up noob

 

 

 

Me: fine I'm turning public chat off

 

 

 

guy: good noob

 

 

 

him: good noob

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I had just walked into the grocery store

 

 

 

Theres a grocery store? I must of been living under a rock.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway im in castle wars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Haha your posioned now ur dead.

 

 

 

*Used bandage*

 

 

 

Me: Idiot

 

 

 

He keeps following me hitting me for ones so i turn around and kill him 5 minutes later he starts pming me saying "Ur such a noob, nooooooob".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I do love ignore :mrgreen:

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from today....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: buy rune axe

 

 

 

me: sell rune axe

 

 

 

noob: how much

 

 

 

me: 25k

 

 

 

noob: 2k ok?

 

 

 

me: I'm not going to sell rune axe for 2k!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.......................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: noobs!

 

 

 

then I came

 

 

 

noob: everyone besides her!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: bye bye dear

 

 

 

me: bye

 

 

 

noob: bye bye dear wife

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from today....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: buy rune axe

 

 

 

me: sell rune axe

 

 

 

noob: how much

 

 

 

me: 25k

 

 

 

noob: 2k ok?

 

 

 

me: I'm not going to sell rune axe for 2k!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.......................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: noobs!

 

 

 

then I came

 

 

 

noob: everyone besides her!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: bye bye dear

 

 

 

me: bye

 

 

 

noob: bye bye dear wife

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noob: can I see your stuff

 

 

 

noob: how much money do you have

 

 

 

me: 111k

 

 

 

me: no, 117k

 

 

 

noob: can i have 60k?

 

 

 

me: no

 

 

 

noob: are you saving for something?

 

 

 

me: yes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: you're wearing my cape

 

 

 

me: no I just got another one, yours is in in inventory

 

 

 

noob: ok

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.........................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

after I helped him

 

 

 

noob: where are we going?

 

 

 

me wondering why he's still following me

 

 

 

me: uh, back to the guard place

 

 

 

noob: varrock sewer

 

 

 

me: varrock sewer?

 

 

 

noob: varrock sewer, to train!

 

 

 

then i accidentally back spaced causing it to go back one internet page

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This was while i was at green drags. i see a guy at the 30 wild spot with me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Peace?

 

 

 

Noob: No Response

 

 

 

Later:Ma

 

 

 

Me:What?

 

 

 

Noob:Pk

 

 

 

Me:Me?

 

 

 

Noob:Yes

 

 

 

Me:ok....

 

 

 

At this point i realize the idiots trying to pk me. I take it upon myself to finish him first, and as hes eating i hit him for a 20 and get an addy helm and some green d hides. WHO IN THE WORLD TELLS SOMEONE THERE GONNA PK THEM, AND THEN WALKS AWAY???? :wall: :wall: :wall:

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noob starts following me

 

 

 

me: do you need something

 

 

 

noob: yes

 

 

 

me: what do you need?

 

 

 

noob: nothing

 

 

 

5 mins later

 

 

 

me: why are you following me if you don't need anything

 

 

 

noob: because i want to

 

 

 

me: i don't see why you need to follow me

 

 

 

me: are you following me cuz of my level

 

 

 

noob: i like to follow girls around

 

 

 

me: so i'm the unlucky girl huh?

 

 

 

noob: yep

 

 

 

noob: i just like you

 

 

 

5 mins later

 

 

 

me: i'm not sure you can follow me anymore when i get enough money

 

 

 

noob: why

 

 

 

me: you can get killed

 

 

 

noob: how much do you have

 

 

 

me: 61

 

 

 

me: bye bye

 

 

 

ugh! wtf! he actually payed the fare and followed me to karamja!

 

 

 

noob: i have 522

 

 

 

noob: haha

 

 

 

me: omg!

 

 

 

me: please stop following me

 

 

 

noob: i know how to get 30 coins

 

 

 

me: i know how to get 30 coins, too.

 

 

 

noob: how

 

 

 

me: kill stuff

 

 

 

noob: i do quests

 

 

 

me to everyone: this guy followed me all the way here from falador bank!

 

 

 

me: ahh, please stop following me

 

 

 

noob: why

 

 

 

me: it's getting annoying

 

 

 

noob: if you give me rum

 

 

 

me: i don't have rum

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i went to buy rum

 

 

 

tried to give it to him, couldn't trade it

 

 

 

noob gives me 100 coins and said bye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally -.-

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Noobs are overrunning the RuneScape population. Haha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have been called a N03b countless times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For:

 

 

 

1. Not selling a rune scimmy for 15k

 

 

 

2. Not selling a rune 2h for 30k

 

 

 

3. Not giving a guy free lobs

 

 

 

4. Not DMing a guy

 

 

 

5. Not giving someone free cash

 

 

 

6. Running from a wildy fight after being PJed (by the pjer)

 

 

 

7. Eating with 5 health left

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noobs these days.

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noob: sellin logs 1k ea

 

 

 

me: they aren't worth it

 

 

 

noob: how u know?

 

 

 

me: i just know

 

 

 

noob: u very noob

 

 

 

me: u are

 

 

 

noob: i hope u get killed by golems!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Isn't very funny but he's so stupid!

One day i was killing deadly red spiders lvl20 noob came and said"i reported u for BUG ABUSE"
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lol Fishing @ Karamja...Fave spot for weirdos

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(tons of responses to his randomness so i made it shorter)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weirdo:Jesus doesn't exist folks..forry to tell you the truth

 

 

 

Everyone: YEah he DOES!!!etc, etc.

 

 

 

person: he is amazing!

 

 

 

Werido: Have you ever been a** f****d by him?

 

 

 

Weirdo: How else would you know if he's 'amazing"

 

 

 

person:Ya God is Amazing!

 

 

 

WEirdo: is he amazing in bed?

 

 

 

me:lmao!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-_-'

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I was walking just south of falador then a noob started to follow me and said:

 

 

 

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Noob: But she offered me

 

 

 

Noob: She hit me with baguette!

 

 

 

Me: It's a random event.

 

 

 

Noob: Can you try?

 

 

 

Me: It's random event, random!!!

 

 

 

Noob: Oke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then he walks off. That happened just 5 mins ago :XD: :XD: :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another one in Falador...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Tradin my life for u!

 

 

 

Me: Nty -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While mining in Falador again...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Mining lvls?

 

 

 

(insert random lvls here..)

 

 

 

Noob: 100

 

 

 

Then some guy shouts 'RESPEK!!!' and follows the other guy around.

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Me and my friend did this 1:

 

 

 

i was in a bank in falador.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:buyin 100k!

 

 

 

me:how do u buy money?

 

 

 

noob:ur such a noob i'm trading 50k and a valuable item for 100k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the item was a wool lol!

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Hehe...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not so long ago I was at the library playing some good 'ol runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I see some 14-16 year old playing runescape...(he was a noob lvl16)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His user was Tix42 or Tix43, I'm gonna add him and call him a noob and I read minds that some stuff he has in bank.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then this 5-7 year older walks up to him and acts like a weirdo and says random stuff like combat level? (he was combat 45)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So the 15 year old asks the kid to buy him full blk helmit... (the only peice of armor he needed)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So the 5 year older, jotted the name down and left...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then he sees my 8 year old brother playing runescape and asks him for advice...LOL he was like should I go to the wilderness?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I peeked at his comp, I see him reporting a level 91 with the user of purerang4 or something...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IT WAS SO FUNNY... In PM I asked my bro, what did that guy say?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, he said, Can I report someone for doing this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL that's the end.. :D :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Ingame noobs are cute :)

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him: bi u legzz!1!!

 

 

 

him: bi u legzz!!1!

 

 

 

him: [bleep] *expletive* bi u *expetive* legs u *expletive* noob irl!!1!1

 

 

 

me: im sory, im using them, maybe you would like to purchase a pancreus instead

 

 

 

him: giv me panacur fre plz noob

 

 

 

:-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats freakin' hilarious. (w00t internet explorer spell cheker!)

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lol Fishing @ Karamja...Fave spot for weirdos

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(tons of responses to his randomness so i made it shorter)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weirdo:Jesus doesn't exist folks..forry to tell you the truth

 

 

 

Everyone: YEah he DOES!!!etc, etc.

 

 

 

person: he is amazing!

 

 

 

Werido: Have you ever been a** f****d by him?

 

 

 

Weirdo: How else would you know if he's 'amazing"

 

 

 

person:Ya God is Amazing!

 

 

 

WEirdo: is he amazing in bed?

 

 

 

me:lmao!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-_-'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh my gosh...people are...stupid...to say the least. (Sorry, im a Christian \' )

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