November 18, 200619 yr Okay, I made this one up but.. noob:hey!!!! look! me:hmm? noob: i just got a free bronze kiteshield! me:ok.. noob: can you show me how to fly it??? me:okay, listen up, drop it on the ground and It'l fly. noob:okay *tries it* noob: its not working! me:wait 30 seconds.. noob"okay *someone takes it* noob:hey! wheres my kiteshield!>?!? me:it flew to varrock, better go get it. noob runs towards varrock : LOL!! that's pretty funny...though it didn't happend
November 20, 200619 yr OK this is kinda funny but I'm not sure what to make of it. He wasn't quite a noob though because he was lvl 51 and I was 47 at the time. I had just walked into the grocery store him: shop noob me: What? him: Hi noob me: jerk him: What: me: don't call me a noob him: Every one calls me a noob. isn't it a compliment? me: no him: then what is it? me: A noob is either some one who's low level or just stupid him: I'm neither me: you thought it was a compliment that makes you pretty stupid some other guy: Hey noob him: Hi noob guy: noob guy: noob guy: noob him: noob guy: noob Me: shut it both of you guy: beat it noob guy:noob him: shut up noob Me: fine I'm turning public chat off guy: good noob him: good noob wildernes.myfreeforum.org hizzah!
November 20, 200619 yr I had just walked into the grocery store Theres a grocery store? I must of been living under a rock..... Anyway im in castle wars. Noob: Haha your posioned now ur dead. *Used bandage* Me: Idiot He keeps following me hitting me for ones so i turn around and kill him 5 minutes later he starts pming me saying "Ur such a noob, nooooooob". I do love ignore :mrgreen:
November 20, 200619 yr Overheard in Falador: How do you spell perpel? In F2P: I can make dragon armor "I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
November 21, 200619 yr This happened a while ago back in F2p Noob: Hi, do u have 10 coins to get through the gate Me: No sorry, i get through for free Noob: How u do that! Me: You must be friend to Al Kharid Noob: Ok ill add him Noob: He isnt on..
November 21, 200619 yr I just gave someone a smilie face ( :) ) and he asked me... what's that? Not too funny but pretty noobish lol
November 21, 200619 yr from today.... noob: buy rune axe me: sell rune axe noob: how much me: 25k noob: 2k ok? me: I'm not going to sell rune axe for 2k! ....................... noob: noobs! then I came noob: everyone besides her! ................................. noob: bye bye dear me: bye noob: bye bye dear wife
November 21, 200619 yr from today.... noob: buy rune axe me: sell rune axe noob: how much me: 25k noob: 2k ok? me: I'm not going to sell rune axe for 2k! ....................... noob: noobs! then I came noob: everyone besides her! ................................. noob: bye bye dear me: bye noob: bye bye dear wife
November 22, 200619 yr noob: can I see your stuff noob: how much money do you have me: 111k me: no, 117k noob: can i have 60k? me: no noob: are you saving for something? me: yes ............................. noob: you're wearing my cape me: no I just got another one, yours is in in inventory noob: ok ......................... after I helped him noob: where are we going? me wondering why he's still following me me: uh, back to the guard place noob: varrock sewer me: varrock sewer? noob: varrock sewer, to train! then i accidentally back spaced causing it to go back one internet page
November 22, 200619 yr This was while i was at green drags. i see a guy at the 30 wild spot with me Me: Peace? Noob: No Response Later:Ma Me:What? Noob:Pk Me:Me? Noob:Yes Me:ok.... At this point i realize the idiots trying to pk me. I take it upon myself to finish him first, and as hes eating i hit him for a 20 and get an addy helm and some green d hides. WHO IN THE WORLD TELLS SOMEONE THERE GONNA PK THEM, AND THEN WALKS AWAY???? :wall: :wall: :wall: If at first you dont suceed, then you fail.
November 22, 200619 yr noob starts following me me: do you need something noob: yes me: what do you need? noob: nothing 5 mins later me: why are you following me if you don't need anything noob: because i want to me: i don't see why you need to follow me me: are you following me cuz of my level noob: i like to follow girls around me: so i'm the unlucky girl huh? noob: yep noob: i just like you 5 mins later me: i'm not sure you can follow me anymore when i get enough money noob: why me: you can get killed noob: how much do you have me: 61 me: bye bye ugh! wtf! he actually payed the fare and followed me to karamja! noob: i have 522 noob: haha me: omg! me: please stop following me noob: i know how to get 30 coins me: i know how to get 30 coins, too. noob: how me: kill stuff noob: i do quests me to everyone: this guy followed me all the way here from falador bank! me: ahh, please stop following me noob: why me: it's getting annoying noob: if you give me rum me: i don't have rum i went to buy rum tried to give it to him, couldn't trade it noob gives me 100 coins and said bye. Finally -.-
November 22, 200619 yr Noobs are overrunning the RuneScape population. Haha. I have been called a N03b countless times. For: 1. Not selling a rune scimmy for 15k 2. Not selling a rune 2h for 30k 3. Not giving a guy free lobs 4. Not DMing a guy 5. Not giving someone free cash 6. Running from a wildy fight after being PJed (by the pjer) 7. Eating with 5 health left Noobs these days. Training my pure!
November 22, 200619 yr Noob: Trade Noob: Trade.. Noob: Trade!11! Noob: Omg Trade.. Noob: Trade plz Noob: Noob
November 22, 200619 yr noob: sellin logs 1k ea me: they aren't worth it noob: how u know? me: i just know noob: u very noob me: u are noob: i hope u get killed by golems! Isn't very funny but he's so stupid! One day i was killing deadly red spiders lvl20 noob came and said"i reported u for BUG ABUSE"
November 23, 200619 yr Check this one out! lol RIP MichaelangelopolousThanks to cowboy14 for the pimp sig!
November 23, 200619 yr lol Fishing @ Karamja...Fave spot for weirdos (tons of responses to his randomness so i made it shorter) Weirdo:Jesus doesn't exist folks..forry to tell you the truth Everyone: YEah he DOES!!!etc, etc. person: he is amazing! Werido: Have you ever been a** f****d by him? Weirdo: How else would you know if he's 'amazing" person:Ya God is Amazing! WEirdo: is he amazing in bed? me:lmao! -_-'
November 23, 200619 yr I was walking just south of falador then a noob started to follow me and said: Noob: But she offered me Noob: She hit me with baguette! Me: It's a random event. Noob: Can you try? Me: It's random event, random!!! Noob: Oke Then he walks off. That happened just 5 mins ago :XD: :XD: :XD: Another one in Falador... Noob: Tradin my life for u! Me: Nty -.- While mining in Falador again... Me: Mining lvls? (insert random lvls here..) Noob: 100 Then some guy shouts 'RESPEK!!!' and follows the other guy around. Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine...
November 25, 200619 yr Me and my friend did this 1: i was in a bank in falador......... noob:buyin 100k! me:how do u buy money? noob:ur such a noob i'm trading 50k and a valuable item for 100k the item was a wool lol![/code][/u][/i][/b] i hope these autoers are ready cause here comes tztok-JaGeX!!!
November 25, 200619 yr Hehe... Not so long ago I was at the library playing some good 'ol runescape. Then I see some 14-16 year old playing runescape...(he was a noob lvl16) His user was Tix42 or Tix43, I'm gonna add him and call him a noob and I read minds that some stuff he has in bank. Then this 5-7 year older walks up to him and acts like a weirdo and says random stuff like combat level? (he was combat 45) So the 15 year old asks the kid to buy him full blk helmit... (the only peice of armor he needed) So the 5 year older, jotted the name down and left... Then he sees my 8 year old brother playing runescape and asks him for advice...LOL he was like should I go to the wilderness? Then I peeked at his comp, I see him reporting a level 91 with the user of purerang4 or something... IT WAS SO FUNNY... In PM I asked my bro, what did that guy say? Well, he said, Can I report someone for doing this? LOL that's the end.. :D :lol: EDIT: Ingame noobs are cute :)
November 25, 200619 yr him: bi u legzz!1!! him: bi u legzz!!1! him: [bleep] *expletive* bi u *expetive* legs u *expletive* noob irl!!1!1 me: im sory, im using them, maybe you would like to purchase a pancreus instead him: giv me panacur fre plz noob :-s thats freakin' hilarious. (w00t internet explorer spell cheker!) ~ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâà~QÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅÃÆÃââââ¬Ã¦ÃÆÃâÃâÃ
November 25, 200619 yr lol Fishing @ Karamja...Fave spot for weirdos (tons of responses to his randomness so i made it shorter) Weirdo:Jesus doesn't exist folks..forry to tell you the truth Everyone: YEah he DOES!!!etc, etc. person: he is amazing! Werido: Have you ever been a** f****d by him? Weirdo: How else would you know if he's 'amazing" person:Ya God is Amazing! WEirdo: is he amazing in bed? me:lmao! -_-' oh my gosh...people are...stupid...to say the least. (Sorry, im a Christian \ ) ~ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâà~QÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅÃÆÃââââ¬Ã¦ÃÆÃâÃâÃ
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