The_Dragon_Reborn Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I just got called a noob because someone was trying to buy 100 trout from me. I said cash only, and he offer lik 200 gp, magic ammy, str pot (2), and 3 nats. Called me a noob, and left :? ~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imyou2 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 A little bit ago I saw someone say I wil tak you to the wild and ripe your orgons out siggy ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hekatetrivia Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Yesterday I had a kind of hilarious encounter with a lvl31 ppl...is that still considered a noob...judge yourself: noob: how much money do you have me: around 3,5M noob: oh, that's a lot can i have 100k noob: I need addy armor me: no noob: why not? me: because I don't like beggars noob: your cheap me: I don't know you why should I give you cash noob: cause I added you my friend list me: so, you are not on mine noob: what!! I hate you I remove you from my list me: ??? whatever So, I guess friend list are there to ask for money without being a beggar???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GruntOfAction Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Yesterday I had a kind of hilarious encounter with a lvl31 ppl...is that still considered a noob...judge yourself: noob: how much money do you have me: around 3,5M noob: oh, that's a lot can i have 100k noob: I need addy armor me: no noob: why not? me: because I don't like beggars noob: your cheap me: I don't know you why should I give you cash noob: cause I added you my friend list me: so, you are not on mine noob: what!! I hate you I remove you from my list me: ??? whatever So, I guess friend list are there to ask for money without being a beggar???? How dare u insult a beggar!! After all he added u to his friends list without even being your friend!!!!(sarcasim) lol Fishtailing looks like a caffenated squirrel in the middle of a seizure.There could also be fresh people off member worlds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Fray Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Well reading parts of this thread made me crack up :lol: . Too bad I cant think of anything atm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 A little bit ago I saw someone say I wil tak you to the wild and ripe your orgons out At least he was being honest. Honesty is the best policy. the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aznmidget448 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 I had just come back from the wildy and had a skull on my head. I banked my stuff and took out my santa as I walked over to lumby. Some guy follows me and asks for my santa. I head over to the varrock guards and say that i'll drop it when I die. I sit there for a minute, guard loses interest in me and i make him atk me again. People are starting to crowd around. When i'm down to 5 hp, i just turn on protect item and i get teled to lumby. The noob pms me and says that i didn't drop the santa and I just end up saying someone else must've taken it... This was back when I was level sixty something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrench_150 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 *Some high level guy teles* nub: omg omg!!!11! me: what?!? nub: that purple bubble just ate him up! LOL. :lol: lmao, and spitted him out at the destination? 99 Fletch~~99 WC~~79/81 Fishing87/94 Magic~~84 RangeEtha! Saradomin Forever~CWCB: 107 Total: 1788+ON BREAK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vapour Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 This happened to my a few hundred times. By lvl 3's, 30,s, 60,s, even 100's. It's sad when they say: "Pay me 1m and I'll be your friend." Hacked on January 5, 2007 --> Lost: 56.4M, Santa Hat, Purple Partyhat, Green Partyhat, Christmas Crackerpeople who get rich and do it legit like joob and I always get f'd over in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snapboy300 Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Not really a noob story, but still funny. My higher leveled friend was cleaning out his bank and messing around. Friend: Hey Snap take these *He offers in a trade several high leveled pots including Weapon Poison +. I accept, I have nothing better to do. He declines trade* Friend: LOL Me: Very funny. >> Later... Friend: Here snap take this! *trades me a glory ammy* Me: Uh... thanks? Friend: LOL i is being cheap it has no charges. Me: So? Its still a glory ammy. *goes off to finish Hero's Quest* This one happened in lumby. Noob: *trades me* Noob: Frre muonny plase! Me: Hows about a no? Noob: I give u zezmoa hes my pet Me: ...right... Noob: NOOB SCAMMER ZEZMOA IS NOT UR PET REPORTED FOR ITEM SCAMMING I go to ignore him, but I hear one last thing. Noob: Hey snap u wanna b my pet u and my othr pet zezmoa can hup ech toehr I ignore him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkiejeff Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 And this last one isnt anything really, but i love it. Wewt! That's my sig! Me at moss giants, some other newb at moss giants. Newb: Noob go away Me: Why Newb: Your lvl 77 Me: So? Newb: Go kill black dragons Me: Black dragons aren't f2p Newb: Reported! (dont ask me why im saying this, it's a long story) (The newb actually WAS a friend) Me: My main is lvl 77 Newb: Can I play on it? Me: No Newb: Just for 20 minutes Me: No Newb: I will make a keylogger! Me: OK Newb: It will be done in 5 minutes Me: OK (5 minutes later) Newb: It's done! Me: OK Newb: I now have your accounts! Me: OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike_Logan Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Haha... I got one. So I was wearing full red and black mystic robes and I was wandering around the free world to help a non-member friend do a few things. These two noobs come up to me and this is how it goes. Noob 1: Wht r u wering? Noob2: It looks lik devel armer Me: They're mystic robes. Noob 2: No thats devel armer! Noob 1: I wil take it using teh power of god becuz u devel! :-s The Self-Proclaimed Pirate King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 In varrock west bank high level misstypes: selling jews instead of selling yews noob: "Hey I'll buy some jews" :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angel_ryan5 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Noob: Lord umega where you get that green dragon helmet Me: Lol its a green halloween mask :lol: THAT DOESNT MEAN HES A NOOB!!!! its a misunderstanding i didnt know the difference from rune-mith until last week we all misunderstand things GOALS OF A NOOB[/url]http://img133 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25leaf Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 In varrock west bank high level misstypes: selling jews instead of selling yews noob: "Hey I'll buy some jews" :wall: That was great.:lol: Same thing happend to a friend of mine over pm. Forgot how it went though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve296 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Ehm... I know that this is a picture, but... EDIT: ok, theres no name in it now, sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pk3r4life22 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Noob: I'm 100% half polish!! Me: I'm sure man... Yeah. Thats right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike_Logan Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Here's another one from just the other day. Safe to say the guy isn't wearing a p-hat. And he's only wearing half of a polar outfit. He's got a white beret and a tribal shirt on. The Self-Proclaimed Pirate King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pk3r4life22 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I would take out that name, I think its against the rules. Yeah. Thats right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwrm22 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Noob: Lord umega where you get that green dragon helmet Me: Lol its a green halloween mask :lol: THAT DOESNT MEAN HES A NOOB!!!! its a misunderstanding i didnt know the difference from rune-mith until last week we all misunderstand things i just woould saty when im wearing my mask... ssst... im a dragon under cover :thumbsup: ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionisam Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Heh, I was just in the mining guild and decided to act like a noob. I shouted out "How I mine for pokemon!?!?!" some random person said "With a poke-axe, duh" Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickmundo Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 this happend a few minutes ago i was chopping yews this newb comes and starts begging for money then he asks:buy a house lol proud owner of a Quest Cape^achieved on 18/02/07^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n4h Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 This one happened 2 weeks ago I was smithing iron bars in an anvil in Varrock Noob: hi what r u doing Me(Playing a joke on him): i'm building an invisible house Noob: Where is it i cant see it I'm back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingdomheartsmaster9 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Just got a bunch of 1 liners Who has mythical pickaxe? Will someone please sell me rainbow shoes? How do I increase my defense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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