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Noobs say the funniest things!

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I just got called a noob because someone was trying to buy 100 trout from me. I said cash only, and he offer lik 200 gp, magic ammy, str pot (2), and 3 nats. Called me a noob, and left :?

~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~

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I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet.

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A little bit ago I saw someone say

 

 

 

I wil tak you to the wild and ripe your orgons out

siggy ^.^

Yesterday I had a kind of hilarious encounter with a lvl31 ppl...is that still considered a noob...judge yourself:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: how much money do you have

 

 

 

me: around 3,5M

 

 

 

noob: oh, that's a lot can i have 100k

 

 

 

noob: I need addy armor

 

 

 

me: no

 

 

 

noob: why not?

 

 

 

me: because I don't like beggars

 

 

 

noob: your cheap

 

 

 

me: I don't know you why should I give you cash

 

 

 

noob: cause I added you my friend list

 

 

 

me: so, you are not on mine

 

 

 

noob: what!! I hate you I remove you from my list

 

 

 

me: ??? whatever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, I guess friend list are there to ask for money without being a beggar????

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Yesterday I had a kind of hilarious encounter with a lvl31 ppl...is that still considered a noob...judge yourself:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: how much money do you have

 

 

 

me: around 3,5M

 

 

 

noob: oh, that's a lot can i have 100k

 

 

 

noob: I need addy armor

 

 

 

me: no

 

 

 

noob: why not?

 

 

 

me: because I don't like beggars

 

 

 

noob: your cheap

 

 

 

me: I don't know you why should I give you cash

 

 

 

noob: cause I added you my friend list

 

 

 

me: so, you are not on mine

 

 

 

noob: what!! I hate you I remove you from my list

 

 

 

me: ??? whatever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, I guess friend list are there to ask for money without being a beggar????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How dare u insult a beggar!! After all he added u to his friends list without even being your friend!!!!(sarcasim)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol

Fishtailing looks like a caffenated squirrel in the middle of a seizure.

There could also be fresh people off member worlds?

Well reading parts of this thread made me crack up :lol: . Too bad I cant think of anything atm..

A little bit ago I saw someone say

 

 

 

I wil tak you to the wild and ripe your orgons out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least he was being honest. Honesty is the best policy.

the russians are the best! Hands down!
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I had just come back from the wildy and had a skull on my head. I banked my stuff and took out my santa as I walked over to lumby. Some guy follows me and asks for my santa. I head over to the varrock guards and say that i'll drop it when I die. I sit there for a minute, guard loses interest in me and i make him atk me again. People are starting to crowd around. When i'm down to 5 hp, i just turn on protect item and i get teled to lumby. The noob pms me and says that i didn't drop the santa and I just end up saying someone else must've taken it... This was back when I was level sixty something...

*Some high level guy teles*

 

 

 

nub: omg omg!!!11!

 

 

 

me: what?!?

 

 

 

nub: that purple bubble just ate him up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lmao, and spitted him out at the destination?

99 Fletch~~99 WC~~79/81 Fishing

87/94 Magic~~84 Range

Etha! Saradomin Forever~CW

CB: 107 Total: 1788+

ON BREAK

This happened to my a few hundred times. By lvl 3's, 30,s, 60,s, even 100's.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's sad when they say: "Pay me 1m and I'll be your friend."

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Hacked on January 5, 2007 --> Lost: 56.4M, Santa Hat, Purple Partyhat, Green Partyhat, Christmas Cracker

people who get rich and do it legit like joob and I always get f'd over in the end.

Not really a noob story, but still funny. My higher leveled friend was cleaning out his bank and messing around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friend: Hey Snap take these

 

 

 

*He offers in a trade several high leveled pots including Weapon Poison +. I accept, I have nothing better to do. He declines trade*

 

 

 

Friend: LOL

 

 

 

Me: Very funny. >>

 

 

 

Later...

 

 

 

Friend: Here snap take this!

 

 

 

*trades me a glory ammy*

 

 

 

Me: Uh... thanks?

 

 

 

Friend: LOL i is being cheap it has no charges.

 

 

 

Me: So? Its still a glory ammy. *goes off to finish Hero's Quest*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one happened in lumby.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: *trades me*

 

 

 

Noob: Frre muonny plase!

 

 

 

Me: Hows about a no?

 

 

 

Noob: I give u zezmoa hes my pet

 

 

 

Me: ...right...

 

 

 

Noob: NOOB SCAMMER ZEZMOA IS NOT UR PET REPORTED FOR ITEM SCAMMING

 

 

 

I go to ignore him, but I hear one last thing.

 

 

 

Noob: Hey snap u wanna b my pet u and my othr pet zezmoa can hup ech toehr

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I ignore him.

 

 

 

And this last one isnt anything really, but i love it.

 

 

 

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Wewt! That's my sig!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me at moss giants, some other newb at moss giants.

 

 

 

Newb: Noob go away

 

 

 

Me: Why

 

 

 

Newb: Your lvl 77

 

 

 

Me: So?

 

 

 

Newb: Go kill black dragons

 

 

 

Me: Black dragons aren't f2p

 

 

 

Newb: Reported!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(dont ask me why im saying this, it's a long story)

 

 

 

(The newb actually WAS a friend)

 

 

 

Me: My main is lvl 77

 

 

 

Newb: Can I play on it?

 

 

 

Me: No

 

 

 

Newb: Just for 20 minutes

 

 

 

Me: No

 

 

 

Newb: I will make a keylogger!

 

 

 

Me: OK

 

 

 

Newb: It will be done in 5 minutes

 

 

 

Me: OK

 

 

 

(5 minutes later)

 

 

 

Newb: It's done!

 

 

 

Me: OK

 

 

 

Newb: I now have your accounts!

 

 

 

Me: OK

Haha... I got one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I was wearing full red and black mystic robes and I was wandering around the free world to help a non-member friend do a few things. These two noobs come up to me and this is how it goes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob 1: Wht r u wering?

 

 

 

Noob2: It looks lik devel armer

 

 

 

Me: They're mystic robes.

 

 

 

Noob 2: No thats devel armer!

 

 

 

Noob 1: I wil take it using teh power of god becuz u devel!

 

 

 

:-s

In varrock west bank

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

high level misstypes: selling jews instead of selling yews

 

 

 

noob: "Hey I'll buy some jews" :wall:

Noob: Lord umega where you get that green dragon helmet

 

 

 

Me: Lol its a green halloween mask

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THAT DOESNT MEAN HES A NOOB!!!! its a misunderstanding i didnt know the difference from rune-mith until last week we all misunderstand things

In varrock west bank

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

high level misstypes: selling jews instead of selling yews

 

 

 

noob: "Hey I'll buy some jews" :wall:

 

 

 

That was great.:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Same thing happend to a friend of mine over pm. Forgot how it went though.

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Ehm... I know that this is a picture, but...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: ok, theres no name in it now, sorry...

Noob: I'm 100% half polish!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: I'm sure man...

Yeah. Thats right.

Here's another one from just the other day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Safe to say the guy isn't wearing a p-hat. And he's only wearing half of a polar outfit. He's got a white beret and a tribal shirt on.

I would take out that name, I think its against the rules.

Yeah. Thats right.

 

Noob: Lord umega where you get that green dragon helmet

 

 

 

Me: Lol its a green halloween mask

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THAT DOESNT MEAN HES A NOOB!!!! its a misunderstanding i didnt know the difference from rune-mith until last week we all misunderstand things

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i just woould saty when im wearing my mask...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ssst... im a dragon under cover :thumbsup:

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^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^

jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.

i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined

Heh, I was just in the mining guild and decided to act like a noob. I shouted out "How I mine for pokemon!?!?!" some random person said "With a poke-axe, duh"

Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350

this happend a few minutes ago

 

 

 

i was chopping yews this newb comes and starts begging for money

 

 

 

then he asks:buy a house

 

 

 

lol

proud owner of a Quest Cape

^achieved on 18/02/07^

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This one happened 2 weeks ago

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was smithing iron bars in an anvil in Varrock

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: hi what r u doing

 

 

 

Me(Playing a joke on him): i'm building an invisible house

 

 

 

Noob: Where is it i cant see it

I'm back.

Just got a bunch of 1 liners

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who has mythical pickaxe?

 

 

 

Will someone please sell me rainbow shoes?

 

 

 

How do I increase my defense?

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