November 26, 200619 yr I just got called a noob because someone was trying to buy 100 trout from me. I said cash only, and he offer lik 200 gp, magic ammy, str pot (2), and 3 nats. Called me a noob, and left :? ~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet.
November 26, 200619 yr A little bit ago I saw someone say I wil tak you to the wild and ripe your orgons out siggy ^.^
November 26, 200619 yr Yesterday I had a kind of hilarious encounter with a lvl31 ppl...is that still considered a noob...judge yourself: noob: how much money do you have me: around 3,5M noob: oh, that's a lot can i have 100k noob: I need addy armor me: no noob: why not? me: because I don't like beggars noob: your cheap me: I don't know you why should I give you cash noob: cause I added you my friend list me: so, you are not on mine noob: what!! I hate you I remove you from my list me: ??? whatever So, I guess friend list are there to ask for money without being a beggar????
November 26, 200619 yr Yesterday I had a kind of hilarious encounter with a lvl31 ppl...is that still considered a noob...judge yourself: noob: how much money do you have me: around 3,5M noob: oh, that's a lot can i have 100k noob: I need addy armor me: no noob: why not? me: because I don't like beggars noob: your cheap me: I don't know you why should I give you cash noob: cause I added you my friend list me: so, you are not on mine noob: what!! I hate you I remove you from my list me: ??? whatever So, I guess friend list are there to ask for money without being a beggar???? How dare u insult a beggar!! After all he added u to his friends list without even being your friend!!!!(sarcasim) lol Fishtailing looks like a caffenated squirrel in the middle of a seizure.There could also be fresh people off member worlds?
November 26, 200619 yr Well reading parts of this thread made me crack up :lol: . Too bad I cant think of anything atm..
November 27, 200619 yr A little bit ago I saw someone say I wil tak you to the wild and ripe your orgons out At least he was being honest. Honesty is the best policy. the russians are the best! Hands down!
November 27, 200619 yr I had just come back from the wildy and had a skull on my head. I banked my stuff and took out my santa as I walked over to lumby. Some guy follows me and asks for my santa. I head over to the varrock guards and say that i'll drop it when I die. I sit there for a minute, guard loses interest in me and i make him atk me again. People are starting to crowd around. When i'm down to 5 hp, i just turn on protect item and i get teled to lumby. The noob pms me and says that i didn't drop the santa and I just end up saying someone else must've taken it... This was back when I was level sixty something...
November 27, 200619 yr *Some high level guy teles* nub: omg omg!!!11! me: what?!? nub: that purple bubble just ate him up! LOL. :lol: lmao, and spitted him out at the destination? 99 Fletch~~99 WC~~79/81 Fishing87/94 Magic~~84 RangeEtha! Saradomin Forever~CWCB: 107 Total: 1788+ON BREAK
November 27, 200619 yr This happened to my a few hundred times. By lvl 3's, 30,s, 60,s, even 100's. It's sad when they say: "Pay me 1m and I'll be your friend." Hacked on January 5, 2007 --> Lost: 56.4M, Santa Hat, Purple Partyhat, Green Partyhat, Christmas Crackerpeople who get rich and do it legit like joob and I always get f'd over in the end.
November 27, 200619 yr Not really a noob story, but still funny. My higher leveled friend was cleaning out his bank and messing around. Friend: Hey Snap take these *He offers in a trade several high leveled pots including Weapon Poison +. I accept, I have nothing better to do. He declines trade* Friend: LOL Me: Very funny. >> Later... Friend: Here snap take this! *trades me a glory ammy* Me: Uh... thanks? Friend: LOL i is being cheap it has no charges. Me: So? Its still a glory ammy. *goes off to finish Hero's Quest* This one happened in lumby. Noob: *trades me* Noob: Frre muonny plase! Me: Hows about a no? Noob: I give u zezmoa hes my pet Me: ...right... Noob: NOOB SCAMMER ZEZMOA IS NOT UR PET REPORTED FOR ITEM SCAMMING I go to ignore him, but I hear one last thing. Noob: Hey snap u wanna b my pet u and my othr pet zezmoa can hup ech toehr I ignore him.
November 27, 200619 yr And this last one isnt anything really, but i love it. Wewt! That's my sig! Me at moss giants, some other newb at moss giants. Newb: Noob go away Me: Why Newb: Your lvl 77 Me: So? Newb: Go kill black dragons Me: Black dragons aren't f2p Newb: Reported! (dont ask me why im saying this, it's a long story) (The newb actually WAS a friend) Me: My main is lvl 77 Newb: Can I play on it? Me: No Newb: Just for 20 minutes Me: No Newb: I will make a keylogger! Me: OK Newb: It will be done in 5 minutes Me: OK (5 minutes later) Newb: It's done! Me: OK Newb: I now have your accounts! Me: OK
November 28, 200619 yr Haha... I got one. So I was wearing full red and black mystic robes and I was wandering around the free world to help a non-member friend do a few things. These two noobs come up to me and this is how it goes. Noob 1: Wht r u wering? Noob2: It looks lik devel armer Me: They're mystic robes. Noob 2: No thats devel armer! Noob 1: I wil take it using teh power of god becuz u devel! :-s The Self-Proclaimed Pirate King!
November 29, 200619 yr In varrock west bank high level misstypes: selling jews instead of selling yews noob: "Hey I'll buy some jews" :wall:
November 30, 200619 yr Noob: Lord umega where you get that green dragon helmet Me: Lol its a green halloween mask :lol: THAT DOESNT MEAN HES A NOOB!!!! its a misunderstanding i didnt know the difference from rune-mith until last week we all misunderstand things GOALS OF A NOOB[/url]http://img133
November 30, 200619 yr In varrock west bank high level misstypes: selling jews instead of selling yews noob: "Hey I'll buy some jews" :wall: That was great.:lol: Same thing happend to a friend of mine over pm. Forgot how it went though.
November 30, 200619 yr Ehm... I know that this is a picture, but... EDIT: ok, theres no name in it now, sorry...
November 30, 200619 yr Here's another one from just the other day. Safe to say the guy isn't wearing a p-hat. And he's only wearing half of a polar outfit. He's got a white beret and a tribal shirt on. The Self-Proclaimed Pirate King!
November 30, 200619 yr Noob: Lord umega where you get that green dragon helmet Me: Lol its a green halloween mask :lol: THAT DOESNT MEAN HES A NOOB!!!! its a misunderstanding i didnt know the difference from rune-mith until last week we all misunderstand things i just woould saty when im wearing my mask... ssst... im a dragon under cover :thumbsup: ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined
December 1, 200619 yr Heh, I was just in the mining guild and decided to act like a noob. I shouted out "How I mine for pokemon!?!?!" some random person said "With a poke-axe, duh" Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350
December 1, 200619 yr this happend a few minutes ago i was chopping yews this newb comes and starts begging for money then he asks:buy a house lol proud owner of a Quest Cape^achieved on 18/02/07^
December 1, 200619 yr This one happened 2 weeks ago I was smithing iron bars in an anvil in Varrock Noob: hi what r u doing Me(Playing a joke on him): i'm building an invisible house Noob: Where is it i cant see it I'm back.
December 2, 200619 yr Just got a bunch of 1 liners Who has mythical pickaxe? Will someone please sell me rainbow shoes? How do I increase my defense?
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