mony333 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 dude i have a friend who owns half of jedx and he asked Isn't that a shipping company? Nah, I think the shipping company is FedX. Yeh, If u watch Cast Away it is Fed ex ..................Mony333 .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fryarfryar Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 This isnt mine so dont give me credit noob starts following me and says:I got a iron kite how do i fly it me: you drop it on the ground and w8 (by now the kite has gone because no 1 picked it up) noob:where has it gone? me: it flew all the way to varrock :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenramoth Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I've noticed one problem in most of the stories so far. You can't yell out "reported!" During a bunch of their security updates, Jagex said several times that you weren't supposed to yell it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogbercm Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 ok im wearing my legands cape noob coms up in ardougane noob: thats capes ugly its for noobs me:well can you run past tons level 83s me:kill a lvl 187 3 times kill a lvl 106,96 and 100 2 times noob:wow you so cool can i be your frnd me:well i guess so noob:yay here this ugly party hat thing me:uh thank you very much me to my frnd second later:holy mutha capin friger snit noob: starts following me i just walk in the legands guild and go down and train my atk noob pms: can i have that red party hat bak i found it worth lots me pms: no its mine now i it goes for like 20m noob pms: wow thats big number i goona go cry me thinking:well he did give it to me cuz i awsome (frogber logs out and goes to chuck rocks at cars wth his frnds Helm = Looks like a rabbit type animal is humping the back of your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemurian Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I was bored in Lumbridge and decided to maybe find some scammers to report. Then I fell across this Scaper. Guy: Follow for auction of 100k! Me: * follows * Some other guys: * follows * Guy: * walks behind Lumbridge Castle * Okay, this is how it works. You trade me stuff, I check that it is real and I give it back to you. Other guys: * starts talking about him being a scammer * Me: * trades two Iron Arrows * Guy: * gives it back * Highest bid is 2 Iron Arrows! Other guys: * leaves, one after one, until it's just me left * Me: Right, only me left. And I have highest bid. I win. Guy: No u dont. Me: Yes, I do. Guy: I doesn't count! * Home Ports * Me: ... * walks over to Home Port appearing-place * Me: Yes, it does. Guy: How did you do that?! Me: ... Guy: * logs out * Owner of Quest Cape since 11/9/2007 23:30! Working my butt off to get it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 ok im wearing my legands cape noob coms up in ardougane noob: thats capes ugly its for noobs me:well can you run past tons level 83s me:kill a lvl 187 3 times kill a lvl 106,96 and 100 2 times noob:wow you so cool can i be your frnd me:well i guess so noob:yay here this ugly party hat thing me:uh thank you very much me to my frnd second later:holy mutha capin friger snit noob: starts following me i just walk in the legands guild and go down and train my atk noob pms: can i have that red party hat bak i found it worth lots me pms: no its mine now i it goes for like 20m noob pms: wow thats big number i goona go cry me thinking:well he did give it to me cuz i awsome (frogber logs out and goes to chuck rocks at cars wth his frnds -.- Please just dont make stories up . . . -.- Its so oblivious :-$ edit: W00T!!!!!!!!!!! 50 pages of noobieness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :XD: :thumbsup: Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
believed Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 i was going through the gate from lumby to al karida: newbie: how did u get through that gate? me: u have to pay 10 coins, but since i am a friend of al karida i can pass for free. newbie: how do i become a friend? me: hmm... try adding "al karida" to ur friendlist. newbie: he's not online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 This happens every time I use the shanty pass to get sent to port sarim jail. I can't really say there noobs, many people don't know about this but it's still anoying. him: How you get in there? me: I was arrested (I never actualy explain the trick) him: How? me: I said I was an outlaw him: to who? me: shanty him: whos that? me: the guy who arrested me and thats on a good day. Some people just insult me, report me, follow me because I wont explain. I need something that would show me if theres anyone in the jail before i get sent there, so I coiuld world hop. Its not all that funny but try it sometime and wait for someone to come before you leave (works best if you are sent to the cell that you have to picklock). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedidude77 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 lol n00b scammer: (IN PMs) noob: sir, plz state ur password and log off for 5 mins (nothing) noob: sir, plz state ur pass and log off! (nothing) noob: sir, if u do not log off u will be banned (nothing) noob: sir, plz log off or u will be banned (reported :thumbsup: :XD: ) There's no such thing as "wireless." Just really long extension cords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceScope Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Ok, I was in Lumbridge castle and this guy started doing the armor trim scam. I report him and tell everyone it's a scam. He comes up to me and this conversation follows (I'll sum it up, it lasted for like 15 min) Noob-Why did u report me Me-Because armor trimming is a scam Noob-No it isn't Me-Yes, It is Noob- I reported u for! Me-For what? Noob-Item Scamming Me- I didn't item scam, u did Noob-, u were trying to trim armor me-ur such a noob noob-fine, i'll show u my main account! Me-fine (tells me mains name. logs of, and logs onto it) Noob-See, check out my lvl 54 main! (i was lvl 60 at the time) Me-ok, so u have a main, so what Noob, I've had members for 2 years, jealous aren't u Me-U had members for 2 years and ur only lvl 54? Why would i be jealous Noob- Because you **** your mom and **** your dads **** Me-reported again Noob-Ur a **** *** face Me-good for me Noob-im gonna report u now for real world item trading! noob! (he logs out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew02468 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 i have one... I was selling mith bars in world 1 fally when this noob says " follo to win 1 mil!" me and a few others followed. knowing it's a scam, I asked him to show me the money, and he had it so i tagged along. Then he said we were going to play the "trust game". I traded over 1 mith bar and he traded it back, then i told everyone else not to trade, and ill split the 1 mil. everyone agreed but the noob, who ran off saying " i am going to find people that really want to play!!!" later.. i saw him running off weilding a rune h1 shield and another noob asking for it back lol :shock: destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpunkplayer Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 lol i had no part in half of this, but i witnessed it. ok, i was f2p pking in edge world 3 when a lvl 97 in monk comes up to me, note: im 83 at the time, 97:no armour me me:...if i wanted to fight armour off i wouldnt have worn armour 97:noob you know youd lose me:lol ur 14 lvls higher than me, does that make a difference? 97: fine ill fight u with armour brb he never comes back heres a different one, same setting, maybe the same lvl 97, and theres a 106 in there. 97 in monk, 106 in rune 97:no armour me 106:no noob, go buy armour lol i found this hilarious, then i fell out of my chair. then a 98 walked up and killed the 97 while he wasnt paying attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orangepeel3 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Ok seeing as this is my first post on this forum ill say hi everyone first :mrgreen:...anyway... Ive got two fairly funny ones.... Guy mining essence: Noobs!! Me: How hypocritical (usually i dont do this, but ths guy was annoying) Guy mining essence: Reported! Guy mining essence: What does hypo whatever mean? Me: -.- Not really that funny, but it cracks me up when people report you for words they dont know the meaning of. Anyhow...second one (in essence mines again) Dude in mines: How do i get out plzzzz Dude in mines: Cmon...i been in here like an hourrrr Dude in mines: Let me outttt Other guy: Use portal over there Dude in mines: I dont see no portal plzz tell truth Dude in mines: Let me ouut * Dude in mines gets evil chicken* Dude in mines: OMG Dude in mines: Im quitting this game That made me laugh :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintWacko Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh. So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also) NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! 8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter OMG thats awesome. I just about fell off my chair right now! Knowledge is power.Power corrupts.Study hard, be evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildehunter Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting Me:say him:yes? me:can i tell you a secret him:yea, sure darling me:i'm a man then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed omg! u took pics??....i hope u never run for puplic office... 5% of people want an original signature if you are one of these people don't put this in your signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softwarewiz Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 half of these are made up lol, but still funny best one i saw was when this guy said sellingburnt pizza shield 5k for ages in draynor bank. I finally went over to see what this `shield' was, turns out it was an obby shield (because they look like burnt pizza :D ) ...ok that was made up ive quit because of the dumb side of the RS community, not because i play too much (like 1 hour a day) dont get lured! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 i bet this is funny: noob:buying dragon platelegs 200k! me:sure here you go (i give him bronze platelegs) noob:gee thanks! he leaves only to pm me later noob:hey these are bronze,thanks!! i heard bronze is better then dragon me:your welcome me thinking: dude this guy is stupid Wow, you are cruel. :ohnoes: You're the kind of person that makes people quit runescape early. If it wasn't for you people, RuneScape would have twice as many people because most of the new players wouldn't quit. That was just plain scamming. :x You probably ruined an entire career of a 9-year-old's life. :cry: Edit: Nvm, you were probably making it up anyway. : But it's still not funny. :notalk: dude i made it up Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 wow the past couple of days ive been going straight from my favorites to this thread (yea its on my favorites for like 3 months now) and i was wondering "why is there so many new posts in the past few days??? :?: :?: " then today i go to tip.it homepage and see the hot topic is this. anyway.... this is my friend sort of, on a member world. out of nowhere he pms me saying... noob: dude can i have 1k deaths me: no sell your cat in ardougne (i know he had one) noob: pllzzz i need deaths for my mage me: so do i, but u don't see me begging, go buy them or rc them noob: my rc is 10 me: then buy them noob: but i don't have money me: well u got to work for stuff, pick flax and sell it like i told u last time noob: but that's boringgggg at that point i just turned my chat to friends and removed him btw, about him picking flax like he used to, that is how we met cause he begged and i told him to go to seers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzer Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Heres the noobiest thing, I was walking by lumbridge and this lvl 44 follows me and says "interesting" Me:....., Him: he logs and then 30 mintures later "wizzz3451" comes into rs(off tutorial) and sees me, i saw he copped my name so i started talking to him. I got a screenie of me telling him he stole my name :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: :roll: Got whip back 2nd time =] now im merchenting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dormado Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 This happened few weeks ago in lumbridge. Noob:can you take me to vorrock? (yes he spelled "Vorrock :lol: ) Me: If you mean Varrock thenyes, i can take u there. Noob:i will follow you *We go and when we are near varrock he say: Noob: Ur luring me to wilderness! Me: no am not! Noob: Reported Me: For which rule? Noob: Reported again Me: Stupid noob.. *He runs away The clock is ticking, and your time is running out, mortals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamable20 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Tehe...this just happend recently in lumbridge. scammer: Trimming armor up to addy free! noob: Omg! trim mine pleeeeaaase. (he has full mith...which doesnt even come in trimmed) scammer: Sure, pass it over. me: Don't do it man...it's a scam noob: shutup noob! you just want it for youself! Me:...w/e, ull regret it tho. -scammer trades noob and scammer gets noobs armor...- -scammer logs off- noob: Omg!!! what a scammer!! Im reporting! me: ...toldya noob: Ill report you to if you dont shutop!!!!! *5 minutes later* noob: Trimming armor up to addy for fre!! me: -.-' Tehe http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3192/w ... ildxm7.png[/img][/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joordaan Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 i bet this is funny: noob:buying dragon platelegs 200k! me:sure here you go (i give him bronze platelegs) noob:gee thanks! he leaves only to pm me later noob:hey these are bronze,thanks!! i heard bronze is better then dragon me:your welcome me thinking: dude this guy is stupid Wow, you are cruel. :ohnoes: You're the kind of person that makes people quit runescape early. If it wasn't for you people, RuneScape would have twice as many people because most of the new players wouldn't quit. That was just plain scamming. :x You probably ruined an entire career of a 9-year-old's life. :cry: Edit: Nvm, you were probably making it up anyway. : But it's still not funny. :notalk: dude i made it up lmfao thats hilarious rotflmfao Pay it forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrews2 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Ok, i got some really good ones. story1: setting- I had just finished dragon slayer and was walking around in lumby with my full rune,when a lvl 3 comes up(note: this was 1 1/2 yrs ago so not perfect). He imidiantly starts following me. noob: mke me cpper sord ( he speleld horribly, so future ones will be spelled correctly) me: huh? noob: make me a copper sord me: sord? noob: sword noob: make me a copper sword me: whats a copper sword? noob: the brown sword, make me one. me: brown swords are bronze. noob: no there not (trades noob) (noob accepts) (shows bronze sword) me: you mean that kinda sword? noob: no a copper sword, not bronz! me:... noob: make me a copper sword! Me: theres no such thing as a copper sword! copper alone cant make any kind of metal! noob: not uh! havnt u ever heard of copper pipes! me: not on runescape... - so this went on for some time...- -continuing on...- noob: make me a copper sword!!!1!! me: FINE ILL MAKE YOU A FREAKIN COPPER SWORD!!!! noob: hurray!copper sword! me:... ( so i think.. and think some more...) Me: but to make it you hv to use a special anvil thats in wildy, ok? noob: ok! ( so i bank all my stuff except rune scimmy, and we go into wildy) ( i keep walking but i cant attack so i go deeper) ( we're in lvl 12 wilderness when all a sudden... a bolt spell comes from no where and hits a 7 on him, another comes and hits a 3) (noob has died) me: wtf? pker: heh heh heh , i owned that noob! Me: lolz! good job man =D> so after all that happened i went to fally to mine some iron when all a sudden... noob pm: make me copper sword! (adds noob) me pm: omg leave me alone! me pm: theres no such thing as a copper sword!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! noob pm:i want a copper sword!! me pm: OMFG! THERES NO SUCH THING AS A COPPER SWORD! :x me pm: if you didnt find that out on tutorial island your a freakin idiot! (noob has logged out) i think i hurt the lil noobs heart... :shock: story 2: setting- fishing guild, smaller docks, im fishing sharks. somedude: buying d hally lvl122: ill sell 500k me: omg thats way over priced! there only worht 325k lvl122: oh... either she bought that account or has no idea how much things go for anymore. story 3: setting- wildy, me and my friend are pking, because he just got 94 mage and wanted to try ice barrage. so we see a lvl 78(noob) and my friend ice barrages him... Noob: omg! wtf! me: ha ha ha ha, pwned! nooB: wtf is this! my friend ice barrages him 2 more times and he dies friend: w00t! rune plate, rune legs, d long! me: sweet! :thumbsup: noob pm: wtf!!!! (adds noob, noob has logged on) me pm: ? noob pm: wtf was that maN! me pm: ...eh? noob pm: i coudlnt move! you put an ice cube on me! me pm: i didnt do that.. noob pm: where'd you buy that ice cube!? i want one! me pm: .... rofl! :XD: another reason why noobs shouldnt go in wildy -.- story 4:Coming soon to a thread near you! ( lol i forgot it when i typed all the others....) Edit: w00t! i remmebered! story 4: setting- I am in varrock, just walked from lumby, i am on my pker pure. I get a pm from a guy named javamod ( and bunch of numbers) (whole story in pm) javamod(noob): hello sir (adds javamod, java mod has logged on) me: hello noob: would you like to be safer while playing runescape? noob: just give me your pass and i can make it safer. me: this is a lame scam... jagex staff has a gold crown. noob: im not jagex staff, Iam a mod for java, the program that runs runscape. (reports for password scamming) me: right... noob: plz give me your pass so we can make your account safer. me:" pla give me your pass so we can make your account safer" noob:this isn't funny sir me: this isnt funny sir noob:if you dont stop im gonna make the program different so ur account gets deleted. (reports for bug abuse) ( adds noob to ignore) thats it for now, ill add more if i rememebr any or encounter a funny noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthdragon Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 lol this happened today \ scamer: follow to win 200k a couple of noobs and me follow me:probaly a scam scammer:is not! noob:idk scamer:ok works like this give me ur offer for the 200k best offer wins dont worry ull get ur money back me:i doupt it scamer:shut up noob! noob gives scammer 10k scamer:ok its at 10k scamer gives money back (this contineus till gets up to 90k) scamer:ok next offer wins noob gives 100k scamer: ha ha scamer loggs off scamers these days sad.. -.- i mean it was obvious he was lvl13! like lvl13 is gonna have 200k to give away(no offence lvl 13s :anxious: ) i hope i did sig right lolhttp://www.freewebs.com/rsrandomactsofweirdness/^ya i was bored lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyzeus Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 ok so im killing black knights then this noob (about lvl 35) comes up to me and asks if he can have some help with the quest up there. me:u need to get to that room over there and listen at the grate noob:how do i get there? me: just use the ladders and some logic noob: whats logic? Join the Quest for f2p mage equality!*clicky* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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