rayman10000 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 happened while i was reading this topic: i was in world 66, running laws, when i see someone asking: Y is every1 here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 happened while i was reading this topic: i was in world 66, running laws, when i see someone asking: Y is every1 here? rofl rofl rofl that is hilarios edit:when is someone ganna post new stuff? im bored Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogbercm Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Lvl 56 comes me lvl 81 Noob:noob Noob:noob!!!! Noob:!!!!!!!!noob!!!!!1frogber u noob Noob:noob Keeps calling me a noob for half an hour For no reason Then this girl comes out of nowere she kills him out of wildy I get Scared :ohnoes: and logout sad for him :boohoo: edit:ya when somone reply my thing Helm = Looks like a rabbit type animal is humping the back of your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Lvl 56 comes me lvl 81 Noob:noob Noob:noob!!!! Noob:!!!!!!!!noob!!!!!1frogber u noob Noob:noob Keeps calling me a noob for half an hour For no reason Then this girl comes out of nowere she kills him out of wildy I get Scared :ohnoes: and logout sad for him :boohoo: edit:ya when somone reply my thing ooooh thats funny rofl Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogbercm Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 and anouing that guy just wouldent shut his trAP Helm = Looks like a rabbit type animal is humping the back of your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogbercm Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 refresh every 10 seconds then it go fast edit: my proflie should say 40 hunter Helm = Looks like a rabbit type animal is humping the back of your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonimu Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 :o Rude! My immediate reaction was yeah as you can see in the pic! Naw I'm not joking, noone else said yeah to me. --different post below by same person-- I only would of went with him if he had a nice bed :S Not jokes :P Omg... you rock... I love you... will you marry me? The conversation with the non-noob person you posted on page 3, 4, or 5 was pretty good too... It stimulated my imagination... Losers...Are you blind or ignoring me on purpose?Even though I sometimes side with religious people in some debates, I no longer consider myself religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Josh21657 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Some noob makes a thread about pures on Runescape Forums... :-k Noob: pure r promblem y u ask coz dey cheet n hav liek 1 df n stuff whn i haveliek 80 n stuff Forum Mod (not noobish of course!): And, in not a particulary surprising development, you are now banned. Have fun with that. That one made me laugh! :lol: :thumbsup: for forum mods! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogbercm Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 how u put a pic in top left corner Helm = Looks like a rabbit type animal is humping the back of your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyIsGood Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Lol, these are all pretty funny :D I remember asking my friend what happend to his armour, and he said he gave it to somebody. I asked why and he said they were trimming it. Then I said that he was never going too get it back, he didn't belive me :wall: **The Old Nite has died of cancer.Please add this to your signature so we will remember this legendary runescaper.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyIsGood Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 For some reason I think I have noob repelent, I never actually get into a conversation with a noob that isn't my friend. Well anyways, My cousin was playing when some guy waks up to him and asks him for his pass, and he keeps asking until my cousin is so annoyed that he tell him! My cousins account is now permentaly banned because his 'hacker' was pass scamming. My friend met someone and wanted to join this persons clan. But, he had too pass a 'trustworthiness test' first. So my friend gave him his pass, and he lost his account for a bit. **The Old Nite has died of cancer.Please add this to your signature so we will remember this legendary runescaper.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 One time, I was crafting airs at world 16. I didn't know that it was the world that most people run airs so when I got there I was like: 'Why so many ppl? It's packed in here Is there a party??' and I was a lvl 50 back then :oops: Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symphonia754 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Hahaha! This is great stuff! I just finished reading it all... (took me 3 days)I know I have some good noob conversations somewhere in my memory, but I've taken more than my fair share of head injuries recently, soooo... :( ... ah well, I can always go to an f2p server, hang around in lumbridge wearing member item.... or I could pull the old "vibrating sheep of death" trick... :lol: (if you are the first person to pm me and guess where I got that, I'll go to your world and give you a small prize of 10k! Seriously, I will. I'm nice like that. :) ) Keep posting please! :D EDIT: pm in the game, that is. ^It's funny because it's WRONG^Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead_socks Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 I have watched people be reported (by low levels) for the following things: - lighting trails of fire - stealing - killing people in the wilderness - chopping the same tree as somebody else - having a combat over 120 - standing in the same place for a while... My Quest Blog | Brimhaven Agility Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burzuk Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 he was a level 3.... :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solar_Eclipse Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 This just happened. Noob pm:hi Me pm:um do i know u? Noob pm:not sure but do u wanna be friends? Kind of creepy... Edit:Yay!!!! First post of page 53!!!! no siggy.... =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonardMart Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 here goes one 5 min ago: noob: can i have some free stuff i died and lost all good stuff (god can beggars have a better story? that one is sooo old!) noob: plzzzz me: how about no? noob: can i have the book wat kind is it? (I WAS WIELDING A MAGE'S BOOK!) me: Its a mages book! are you insane or what?!?! :evil: the noob goes away Click my main sig to see my fakes :D Proud to be Mexican, yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 just remeber another one kinda like freak's story i was at edge when this happend noob- can i have ur hair me-[what the heck].... noob-piz im bald!! me- um ok..... go run to varrock and back here noob-after 1 min i went there me-ok now get me full rune noob-ok *went to bank* *trades offers up full monk* me- i said rune noob- yah this is rune me- since when noob-since i made the game me- ok so whats ur name noob-samantha me- but u have a guy character noob- so me- the guy who made rs name is Andrew and your a stupid fool noob-reported!!! every1 coolpokemon is a stupid ****ing ***** me- ok your right!!!! now if u want my hair go get my a abby whip noob- [quiet you] me reported and then i teled :-k confusing i know :shock: what is full monk????? Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froom Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 didn't read the whole thing so dunno if someone said this one..but anyways.. noob: buying a gf for 127gp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 i know its alot to read but please listen this was on my lvl 23 account waiting for a combat tipeter event in varrock square "leader never showed up :cry: ) 2 ppl are dancing (u know the following thing) me: *joins in the group* noob(gf): please go away mister noob(bf): yea go away u f***in ch00b. me: :evil: :evil: i have a right to follow this is a feature jagex made. noob(bf): go away u f***in ch00b .N.O.W **thank you, your report has been sent** me: no i have a right to follow u it isn't breaking any rules noob(gf): *stops following her bf and starts doing cry emote 10 million times noob(bf): **** look what u did to her u a**hole! me: omg what did i do im just following \ then they keep trying to run away and get me caught behind fences for a half hour unsuccesfully afterwards the noob gf's "brother" shows up and starts doing the same thing the bf did here is where it gets interesting, after an hour (yeah im THAT stubborn) of getting mad at me for following them, they start pming each other (trust me i knew) and then the noob gf logs off all of a sudden. also her private chat is off so i couldn't follow her to the other world. as i sit there disappointed, she logs back in to the same world (not so smart as i thought eh?) and makes a run for it, but im still following :D. i still follow and now the gf's "cousin" who is exactly the same looking starts flipping me off. all i can say is "is following that bad? then this is where it gets interesting. all of a sudden the bf "reports" me for bug abuse. now here's some more dilogue: (sp?) me: dude i didn't abuse any bug let alone find one. noob(bf): u were bugging my gf u are reported me: than u just misused customer support**Thank you, your report has been sent** me:tb@jt won't be happy to see your report noob(gf): why are u doing this to me?! me: it's fun then i logged off so yeah, im kinda the noob in that story but i think they overreacted to me following them. After all, i just wanted to dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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klingie Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Ok, so I was in Varrock, meeting my f2p friend from school. I felt like showing off, so I was wearing my Proselyte, white beret, and white hally. My friend wanted some arrows so I went to buy him some. When I was in the ranged shop. some noob walks up to me and asks,"Can I have some money?" Me: No Noob: Why not?! You have like 400k! Me: What makes you say that? Noob: Because your armor is like 500k! Me: Actually, its just 30k. (Sorry if the price is wrong, I forgot the exact one.) Noob: No, its 500k! Me: Whatever. Then the noob follows me all over the place, cussing at me and calling me a geek because I play too long. I just say bye to my friend, and log off. The strong play hockey, the rest play basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyroman25 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 i know its alot to read but please listen this was on my lvl 23 account waiting for a combat tipeter event in varrock square "leader never showed up :cry: ) 2 ppl are dancing (u know the following thing) me: *joins in the group* noob(gf): please go away mister noob(bf): yea go away u f***in ch00b. me: :evil: :evil: i have a right to follow this is a feature jagex made. noob(bf): go away u f***in ch00b .N.O.W **thank you, your report has been sent** me: no i have a right to follow u it isn't breaking any rules noob(gf): *stops following her bf and starts doing cry emote 10 million times noob(bf): **** look what u did to her u a**hole! me: omg what did i do im just following \ then they keep trying to run away and get me caught behind fences for a half hour unsuccesfully afterwards the noob gf's "brother" shows up and starts doing the same thing the bf did here is where it gets interesting, after an hour (yeah im THAT stubborn) of getting mad at me for following them, they start pming each other (trust me i knew) and then the noob gf logs off all of a sudden. also her private chat is off so i couldn't follow her to the other world. as i sit there disappointed, she logs back in to the same world (not so smart as i thought eh?) and makes a run for it, but im still following :D. i still follow and now the gf's "cousin" who is exactly the same looking starts flipping me off. all i can say is "is following that bad? then this is where it gets interesting. all of a sudden the bf "reports" me for bug abuse. now here's some more dilogue: (sp?) me: dude i didn't abuse any bug let alone find one. noob(bf): u were bugging my gf u are reported me: than u just misused customer support**Thank you, your report has been sent** me:tb@jt won't be happy to see your report noob(gf): why are u doing this to me?! me: it's fun then i logged off so yeah, im kinda the noob in that story but i think they overreacted to me following them. After all, i just wanted to dance why would you go through all that trouble.............. anyways still kind of funny that they over reacted just that you were following them. guy might even get madder when he finds out something happened to his account. stop messing with people N0valyfe an idol to some, a great player to many, and a true runescaper to all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solar_Eclipse Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 I was just in world 79 fally at the south entrance and there is a lvl 26 there killing guards and the convo goes like this... noob:Ya mon! Owned mon noob:Day gettin ownd mon me:That is the most fake jamacan(sp?) chat speak ive ever seen noob:I need free food mon noob:(almost dead)Plz mon?! me:Hope u get 0wn3d(wave emote) I didn't bother to stick around to see if he died.He had didn't have anything good on him. (If you say what he types out loud it sounds really phony) For some reason noobs bother me all the time.They are attracted to me like a magnet. no siggy.... =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampjedi Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 i know its alot to read but please listen this was on my lvl 23 account waiting for a combat tipeter event in varrock square "leader never showed up :cry: ) Yeah, you're scum. My Goals and Achievements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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