dave0293 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 this is mine noob: wiggle1: buying all coal bars wiggle2: buying all coal bars wiggle3: buying all coal bars wiggle4: buying all coal bars wiggle5: buying all coal bars wiggle6: buying all coal bars why wont it wiggle me: its wave and there is no such thing as coal bars noob: yeah there r i buy for 10mil each me: lol noob logs off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under_Score Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I was walking through Varrock when: Noob: were did u get dat sword Me: From the Knight's Sword quest. It is a Blurite Sword. Noob: i wil buy it 30 gp Me: It's untradable, and if it wasn't, it would be worth more then that... Noob: giv it to me or i report u to the rs leader Me: Uh...The who? Noob: zezima u idiot Me: *Makes good use of my Ignore List* :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born_A_Fish Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Noob:Give Me Your Pl8 Me:No! Noob:Ill Reported You Me:What Ever... Noob:Reported *I Logged out* *logged back in* *Walk around * *Saw Him* Noob:Give Me Your Pl7 Or I Will kill You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weasel_bea Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 UM???????? Runescape Fun Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvt Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Noob: Hu is einsten? Have the exact picture somewhere, was a complete oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nytmaremuise Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 this just happened 5 mins ago,,a (lvl 75) noob was begging for lobbies me: i hate children me: i wish there was a world for 20+yrolds noob: im not a kid! noob: reported your 11!!! me: im 11? no,,im 20 noob: no your 11 i know you!!! me: ok then, where do i live noob: if i say others will want to know ((dunno what that means btw) me: .... Noob: reported! im not playing with you anymore *noob runs off leaving a puzzled nytmare** out of the millions that play runescape,,he knew me tho didnt he...lol i hate high level noobs (noobs in cognito(sp?)) A new study shows that 98% of teenagers listen to emo music. The other 2% have stayed straight gangster. If your apparantly the 0% who still listens to rock, put this in your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackal386 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 this just happened 5 mins ago,,a (lvl 75) noob was begging for lobbies me: i hate children me: i wish there was a world for 20+yrolds noob: im not a kid! noob: reported your 11!!! me: im 11? no,,im 20 noob: no your 11 i know you!!! me: ok then, where do i live noob: if i say others will want to know ((dunno what that means btw) me: .... Noob: reported! im not playing with you anymore *noob runs off leaving a puzzled nytmare** out of the millions that play runescape,,he knew me tho didnt he...lol i hate high level noobs (noobs in cognito(sp?)) hes probably one of those people who buy all their accounts, I hate people who do that, I worked hard for years to raise my account from scratch and it pains me to see people over level 100 who played for a week and think there are guns in runescape If I were Will, I would sue for compensation.It's just not nice for everyone to be firing at him.**The Old Nite has died of cancer.Please add this to your signature so we will remember this legendary runescaper.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdalek001 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 At the champion's guild. Dalek sekk is eating cooked chicken. Me: ahhh, another lovely day at the champ's guild. Enter lv 60 noob. Noob: Wtf how u get to champ guild?! ur only lv 33! (this was true, at the time) Me: I did all the easy quests. (Not quite true. Ive done 1 medium quest.) And they dont have to be about combat now, do they? Noob: Impossible u noob ur reported! I call this a forgettable tale of a nooby noob. They don't have to be ingame or reportable. For all you know there could be invisible monkeys running around Varrock making faces at people. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x_giva Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 At the champion's guild. Dalek sekk is eating cooked chicken. Me: ahhh, another lovely day at the champ's guild. Enter lv 60 noob. Noob: [what the heck] how u get to champ guild?! ur only lv 33! (this was true, at the time) Me: I did all the easy quests. (Not quite true. Ive done 1 medium quest.) And they dont have to be about combat now, do they? Noob: Impossible u noob ur reported! I call this a forgettable tale of a nooby noob. wow, there was something wrong with that noob. I was mid-30s when i got into the champs guild. ahh... the good old days, when 30 attack got you on the high-scores....... An orthodox Jew and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackal386 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 At the champion's guild. Dalek sekk is eating cooked chicken. Me: ahhh, another lovely day at the champ's guild. Enter lv 60 noob. Noob: [what the heck] how u get to champ guild?! ur only lv 33! (this was true, at the time) Me: I did all the easy quests. (Not quite true. Ive done 1 medium quest.) And they dont have to be about combat now, do they? Noob: Impossible u noob ur reported! I call this a forgettable tale of a nooby noob. wow, there was something wrong with that noob. I was mid-30s when i got into the champs guild. he's probably one of the noobs who thin combat is everything....I hate how people call me a noob for being level 62, I hardly ever train combat, I do skills and quests. If I were Will, I would sue for compensation.It's just not nice for everyone to be firing at him.**The Old Nite has died of cancer.Please add this to your signature so we will remember this legendary runescaper.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 lol i remember 1 time i was at fally killing guards and that noob comes off and say: noob: buy ur scimmy (rune) me: nfs noob: buy ur scimmy me: i said not for sale noob: ill give u full zammy for it me: show me noob: runs away (to bank a presumed) but he never came again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 At the champion's guild. Dalek sekk is eating cooked chicken. Me: ahhh, another lovely day at the champ's guild. Enter lv 60 noob. Noob: [what the heck] how u get to champ guild?! ur only lv 33! (this was true, at the time) Me: I did all the easy quests. (Not quite true. Ive done 1 medium quest.) And they dont have to be about combat now, do they? Noob: Impossible u noob ur reported! I call this a forgettable tale of a nooby noob. wow, there was something wrong with that noob. I was mid-30s when i got into the champs guild. he's probably one of the noobs who thin combat is everything....I hate how people call me a noob for being level 62, I hardly ever train combat, I do skills and quests. yeah true... im lvl 76 and some ppl still call me noob.. i hate that!!!! :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyoko166 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 This noob who is lvl 29 was so annoying. :wall: noob: system malfunction!! me: wat the heck R U doing U noob? noob: Rs shutdown in 10 noob: 9 noob: 8 noob: 7 (I'm walking into the dwarf mine) noob: 6 noob: 5 noob: 4 noob: 3 (im in the mine) noob: 2 me: Say hello to my "little" buddy!! (King Scorpy) (king starts attacking) :D noob: I'll be back!! me: Whatever. He never returned... :ohnoes: This message will explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 This noob who is lvl 29 was so annoying. :wall: noob: system malfunction!! me: wat the heck R U doing U noob? noob: Rs shutdown in 10 noob: 9 noob: 8 noob: 7 (I'm walking into the dwarf mine) noob: 6 noob: 5 noob: 4 noob: 3 (im in the mine) noob: 2 me: Say hello to my "little" buddy!! (King Scorpy) (king starts attacking) :D noob: I'll be back!! me: Whatever. He never returned... :ohnoes: Its odd that you posted 2 different versions of that story, please dont make them up! -.- Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_demonic Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Lol...this happened to me just now on karajama. Noob1:Selling a lvl 94 acount 1 billion! Me: Reported. Noob2:Lol Noob2: Why Me: Acount trading Noob2: Lol you mean acount selling Me: Its the same thing idiot About 60 seconds of silence Noob3: Who wants my acount Me: Reported Noob2: I reported you! Me: Huh? Why? Noob2: Offensive lanquage! Me: ...right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonyar Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 guy: well, I had to go to lunch an hour ago (its like 4pm) Maybe he was in a different time zone? #-o My story is short. My friend had just started playing runescape and he told me had found a sewer. I tell him it is dangerous, but halfway through my message he tells me he died. I run to where he died to find some newbie items (e.g. Tinderbox, bronze pickaxe.) I picked them all up and told my friend, he said he had reported me for item scamming. And this was my friend. -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oilersrule9994 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 This didn't happen to me but it happened to my friend. My lvl 88 friend was on his lvl 21 pure and was bragging about his 1.6mil to non member noobs. Him: I have 1.6 mil Noob: can I have 2mil Him: Lol Him: How am i supposed to give you 2 mil if iI only have 1.6mil The kept on sending him trade offers until he ran away. True story You know you're a noob when you ask for 2mil from a guy who only has 1.6 mil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 when this guy said this it was hilarios: dude:selling account 3k press 333 (thank you, your abuse report has been sent) mepm:reported dudepm:for what? mepm:for account sharing\trading dudepm:oooh you bad little (cus) you a stinking little (cus) (thank you, your abuse report has been sent) mepm:reported again dudepm:that it you wanna die you little (cus) im ganna (cus) your mom till her (cus) bleeds mepm:o...k... (me log out) lol he was soooooo stupid Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3M0NX Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Noob: Nice cape. Me: Thanks. Noob: Can i buy it? Me: Sorry its members. Noob: I am a member. Me: Then log into a members world. Noob: I cant. Me: Why not? Noob: Because i already have a nother acount in a member world. Me: You can have more than one acount in a members world at once. Noob: No you cant idiot!!!!! Omg noobs are so stupid.... Hate is a strong word<3:need 130k willows for 99 fm, or 3 mil to buy them "sniff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrews2 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 This didn't happen to me but it happened to my friend. My lvl 88 friend was on his lvl 21 pure and was bragging about his 1.6mil to non member noobs. Him: I have 1.6 mil Noob: can I have 2mil Him: Lol Him: How am i supposed to give you 2 mil if iI only have 1.6mil The kept on sending him trade offers until he ran away. True story Wow, your friend is an idiot... why would you ever brag about how much money you have, especially when its in the millions. It will only attract noobs along, who will beg and trade. If you ask me, braggin about how much money you have(especially in F2P) is a dumb move... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsteller Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 when this guy said this it was hilarios: dude:selling account 3k press 333 (thank you, your abuse report has been sent) mepm:reported dudepm:for what? mepm:for account sharing\trading dudepm:oooh you bad little (cus) you a stinking little (cus) (thank you, your abuse report has been sent) mepm:reported again dudepm:that it you wanna die you little (cus) im ganna (cus) your mom till her (cus) bleeds mepm:o...k... (me log out) lol he was soooooo stupid Similar story: Noob: Selling lvl 87 account 100k Thank you, your abuse report has been recieved Noob: (repeats what he said above about 9x) Me: You do know you're reported Noob: For what? Me: Account sharing/trading Noob: OMG you baby tattletail! Me: *Ignored* Edit: GRR...just saw about 4 of these account traders in a week. Thank the world for spell checkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 lol this was tottaly funny: noob:give me your pass (thank you, your abuse report has been sent) me:do i look dumb enough to beleive that? noob:you little (cus) your a stupid little (cus) did you know that? me:o...k... other ppl:lol noob:your all (cus) im ganna (cus) you guys you all are (cus) did you know that? lol i bet he had a life ban Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Noob: Nice cape. Me: Thanks. Noob: Can i buy it? Me: Sorry its members. Noob: I am a member. Me: Then log into a members world. Noob: I cant. Me: Why not? Noob: Because i already have a nother acount in a member world. Me: You can have more than one acount in a members world at once. Noob: No you cant idiot!!!!! Omg noobs are so stupid.... that dude was tottaly stupid. if i was him i would just run away and never talk to you again Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orao8 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 guy: well, I had to go to lunch an hour ago (its like 4pm) In some countries we lounch in 3-4 pm,beacuse scholl start in 8am and finish at 2 pm,and we proud of it beacuse we dont need stay in scholl almost all day and we still got better education,check your self,our country is one of best 20 countries in world by education. Always buying something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmycarlos Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 wow, I have read every post. All 58 pages. Certainly entertained me in hunter. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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