------- Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 So I've been lurking around and reading this thread, and I had a "close encounter of the noob kind" last night that I just had to post. I wasn't involved in the following conversation, but I did witness it. Oh, and this was after the designated noob had just been calling everyone within eye-shot offensive names. person1: U can get reported noob: Huh person1: Yep noob: Yeah! noob: Report me person1: Ok noob: I know the creator noob: Of this game person1: Yea right noob: Huh noob: Is my friend person1: And i am green hair person2: Waats his name person3: Realy noob: It's an old friend person3: Cool person2: Say his name (And wait for it...) arrogant noob: I don't remember What a great friend. :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joel8880 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Yesterday: Noob walks up to me and starts following me. Noob:Could you spare some change? Me:(I was feeling kind) Ok heres 100gp Noob:thank you Noob:can I have some more? Me:fine heres 1k Noob:thank you can i have some more Me:(getting frustrated) no Noob:omg ure the most unkind person in the world. noob follows another guy Noob:can i have some cash? Person1:no Noob:ok ty bye :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? ~!~,,~!~Going for 99 cooking.~!~,,~!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiteFlight Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 its not just the noobs, alot of the times its just the little kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poketama Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 its not just the noobs, alot of the times its just the little kids. I've played this game since I was 9...a year ago and now I'm a respectable level 70 with 147 qp my skills suck but are ok and I've got tons of friends that don't care if I'm 10 not all little kids are stupid... ok.... 99% of them are the other 1% is me, a few of my mates and a handfull of other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladymarine Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Really some noobs are very VERY weird Guy:HI me:hi guy:you have hairy legs me:.???? guy:hairy legs me:........ this is what i get for being in a nonmembers world wearing a d-skirt and I'm a girl!!! And this continues for a VERY long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joordaan Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Pay it forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joordaan Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 sry double post Pay it forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joordaan Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Heres one: p1:1k 1st plz p2:k *gives it* p1: *says a bunch of dirty stuff* p2:ooooo p1:oh, im a guy btw, want me to continue? p2:ewwwwwwwww p2:ewwe ew ew ew e w p2: yeah continue.. me:LM--F--AO Pay it forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frzphnx Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I'm really new here, but even newbies encounter noobs on occasion. I'm buying runes at port sarin, when someone(him) ask for someone to help him. He is lv 40, and I'm lv 16 approximate conversation: Him: 1k to anyone who can help me Me: K Him: where is the mind altar? Me: Hold on Him: Hurry Me: Between Goblin Village in Dwarf mines Him: Liar Me: I just checked Him: Liar Him: Isn't it near lumby? Me: You're thinking about the water altar Him: Liar Him: Liar runs off shouting "liar" If he just used locate on his mind talisman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastleg9g Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 ok, i was killing cows to make lether to get my crafting up, when a lvl 13 noob came up and asked me to make him armor,so i did-since i had steel bars for that. Then i tried to trade with him, it just so happens-the noob doesn't know how to trade. so i spent like 7 mins tring to get him to trade. Finally another low-level person came and i gave HIM the armor What a waste of time #-o :wall: :wall: :wall: haha, that guy was really stupid, finally, u gave it to me :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 L-O-L!!!! :lol: :lol: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freshpimpofchicago Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Edited by a Tip.it Moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freshpimpofchicago Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 lol sorry if my post looks screwed up,I gotta take more time to get familiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr0z3n_1n_h3ll Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 r u zezima :roll: in perfect grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxter727 Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I was in varrock bank doing something in a not busy world and this noob walked in and noob:free stuff pm me ur name and password noob:free stuff pm me ur name and password noob:free stuff pm me ur name and password (he did it like 10 times flashing text) me:shut up noob noob:no u shut up *starts saying it again* Finaly everyone in the bank agreed with me(there was like 5 ppl there lol) and he shuts up. Then, he walks over to the corner and says: Free stuff plz hahah,it was hilarious I wish I could own zezima hard. :(http://media.putfile.com/Runescape-Thrillerkinda lame but hey, im in it so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterbluer Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 I had this guy follow me around asking me for rune armor. N: where do i get rune armor? N: repeats M: other players N: repeats M: buy it N: can u get me some M:No, get the (word used during the mating process) out of here and then i got really angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poketama Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 I had this guy follow me around asking me for rune armor. N: where do i get rune armor? N: repeats M: other players N: repeats M: buy it N: can u get me some M:No, get the (word used during the mating process) out of here and then i got really angry. Change the words (used in whatever) to **** or [swear] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poketama Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Heres one maybe not to funny but its so dumb[list=] noob:can U give me money me:go make some yourself noob:how? me:try selling those cowhides at Al Kharid noob:can you give me 10gp? me:no I only have 10gp with me noob:10gp hahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaa you noob your poor I got 1k me:then stop begging and I got 17k at bank you dumb ignorant **** noob:U noob! me:im 40 levels above you and I maked more money than you at yout lvl noob:yea well my main is lvl 160 hahahaha me:you'll regret calling me that stuff after that he leaves and later comes back for more and we swear at each other,but I paid my friend 10 dollars to hack him and he gave it to me last night so dont mess with me 8-) I would'nt say that I got someone to hack it if I were you or that he gave it to you 2 Jagex rules broken might get reported :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceScope Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 after that he leaves and later comes back for more and we swear at each other,but I paid my friend 10 dollars to hack him and he gave it to me last night so dont mess with me 8-) You paid your friend to hack him? Thats gotta be against some sort of rule... :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DedMan487 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 one conversation comes to mind noob: can i buy your cool cape?(obby) me: how much will you pay? noob:500gp? me: your about 200k off noob: ill go get my mod main me: ok(im running airs at the time and wait about half hour) noob: my main got banned for impersonation :^o the following statement is true.the above statement is false. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 one conversation comes to mind noob: can i buy your cool cape?(obby) me: how much will you pay? noob:500gp? me: your about 200k off noob: ill go get my mod main me: ok(im running airs at the time and wait about half hour) noob: my main got banned for impersonation :^o L-O-L that is hilarios, anyway, heres mine: noob:buying lvl 123 account 5gp me:reported noob:buying lvl 123account 5gp (says it about a million times) me(pm): reported you dumb noob noob:reported for jagex impersanation me:lol reported for misuse of customer support noob: your a stoopid (actualywhat he said!) nub you [really long swear word] you nub me:only noobs say nub noob:ha! you said it nub me:lol noob:what you loki- (logs out from ban) Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave0293 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 one conversation comes to mind noob: can i buy your cool cape?(obby) me: how much will you pay? noob:500gp? me: your about 200k off noob: ill go get my mod main me: ok(im running airs at the time and wait about half hour) noob: my main got banned for impersonation :^o thats one of the best onesafter the partyhat one i know ive red them all !! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zxyiz Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I don't have many noob stories but this happened in world 18 edgeville yesterday. Noob: Hi would you like to come to a 90+ drop party? Me: Well that sounds like a lure would you still be interested if I banked all my stuff? Noob: I guess *I follow him* Noob: Bye I love you! Noob has logged out. Not even funny I know. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSOfr33k Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I don't have many noob stories but this happened in world 18 edgeville yesterday. Noob: Hi would you like to come to a 90+ drop party? Me: Well that sounds like a lure would you still be interested if I banked all my stuff? Noob: I guess *I follow him* Noob: Bye I love you! Noob has logged out. Not even funny I know. :cry: Lol, I laughed at the "Bye I love you!" part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJE03 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 newb- U range lvl0 newb-U rang elvl Me-81 newb-U range lvl? newb-Can u giv aorw Me-Yes, arrows are tradable. newb-*runs off* [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now