Sbrideau Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 lol this one just happened to me he is not a noob but ill put it here cause its funny guy: how much money do u all have in bank? me: i could show u guy: sure show me me: it could hurt ur eyes tho... me: are u sure u want me to show u guy: yeah just show me! *guy wishes to trade with you* *i show him 2111k* guy: holy!111 me: told ya guy: *green:wave:* i think im high!1! lol that made me laugh... but sometimes i like messing around with some of them : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 here's another 1 that just happened p1=player1 p2= player2 p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy me: lol? then p1 trades p2 they're not noobs but i found it funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 here's another 1 that just happened p1=player1 p2= player2 p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy maybe if it was a crowded bank they couldn't see the text? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwrm22 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 i gave 100 iron sets away in varock world 4... then: just cuz i gave him 1 set of iron :) after that he sad: you are my main right arnt you?? hey replay or els iull report you if you arnt replay from me: report me if you want too... (i had 60 iron sets left and gave it to the 1st lvl 3 i saw after i was bored playing santa) ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 here's another 1 that just happened p1=player1 p2= player2 p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy p1: buying rune scimmy p2: selling rune scimmy maybe if it was a crowded bank they couldn't see the text? it was at fally bank ane they were 1 beside the ohter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 another 1... this 1 is about a scammer tho... scammer: hi this is jagex price system me: ok (thank you we have received your report) scammer: we choose 1 out of 100 players and you are the lucky one me:ok (starts to play along) scammer: what is the object you would like to have me: oh a p hat would be nice scammer: what color? me: blue scammer: lol everyone wants a blue party hat =) (he really said that!) scammer: in order to receive it you will need to answer a few questions me: ok scammer: how long have you been playing me: 10 months (i reported right there for asking personnal details) scammer: updated... next question scammer: what is your bank pin? me: 6445 (random number) scammer: updated... one last thing scammer: in order to give you the blue phat we will need your pass me: its "urr3p0rt3d" (reported him for pass scamming) scammer: we at jagex are not scammers me: i know ur not jagex, you dont even have a gold crown next to ur name (reported for jagex impersonnisation) scammer: u cant see it in personnal message here's a part of the convo in that pic. (private chat) (note: i am following the scammer and he starts running everywhere to get rid of me and we end up behind the lumby castle as he starts scamming someone else) me: stop doing that i know ur scamming someone else (the reason i knew is he had stoped talking to me) scammer: im scamming right now me: i say dont do it, ur account is gonna get banned (reported for pass scamming) scammer: noob dont scam my pass u f(censor) scammer! me: lol im not the one scamming its u the scamming one and then he logs out. i know i followed him but i thought it was funny the way he was reacting :) edit: oops i forgot to edit out the names on the pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomie Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Love this thread! =D> While training on Hill Giants in Edgeville dungeon, I noticed some players talking about music and headed over. I was treated to the following conversation: At this point I recieved the gravedigger random and when I got back I saw this: Some people are just idiots. :? sig made by me :) in MS Paint :(stats accurate as of 12/30/06 2:02 am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 i just saw a noob literally 5 seconds ago. n: selling rune spade 200billion!!!!!!!@@!!!!!@@@! me: umm..rune sapde? n: it lets u mine rune in 2 seconds with any mining level!!@@@@@@ me:hmmm :-k i know!! n: what? me: reported!!!! n: what does reported mean?? Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 noob:selling bronze platelegs 5m! me:dude (at this point i was thinking:no no you stupid evil noob :shame: ) noob:what?bronze platelegs are da best platelegs in game me:lol no dragon platelegs are da best noob:no you get dragon platelegs on tutorial island! me:i wish lol Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 another 1... this 1 is about a scammer tho... scammer: hi this is jagex price system me: ok (thank you we have received your report) scammer: we choose 1 out of 100 players and you are the lucky one me:ok (starts to play along) scammer: what is the object you would like to have me: oh a p hat would be nice scammer: what color? me: blue scammer: lol everyone wants a blue party hat =) (he really said that!) scammer: in order to receive it you will need to answer a few questions me: ok scammer: how long have you been playing me: 10 months (i reported right there for asking personnal details) scammer: updated... next question scammer: what is your bank pin? me: 6445 (random number) scammer: updated... one last thing scammer: in order to give you the blue phat we will need your pass me: its "urr3p0rt3d" (reported him for pass scamming) scammer: we at jagex are not scammers me: i know ur not jagex, you dont even have a gold crown next to ur name (reported for jagex impersonnisation) scammer: u cant see it in personnal message here's a part of the convo in that pic. (private chat) (note: i am following the scammer and he starts running everywhere to get rid of me and we end up behind the lumby castle as he starts scamming someone else) me: stop doing that i know ur scamming someone else (the reason i knew is he had stoped talking to me) scammer: im scamming right now me: i say dont do it, ur account is gonna get banned (reported for pass scamming) scammer: noob dont scam my pass u f(censor) scammer! me: lol im not the one scamming its u the scamming one and then he logs out. i know i followed him but i thought it was funny the way he was reacting :) edit: oops i forgot to edit out the names on the pic uhhh you cant even read the pic just so you now edit:sry nvm i can read it just fine :uhh: ... Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 :lol: it's ok... i think the resize didnt work well... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Skillse Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 people that say there jagex mods why do they need there pass they alredy have it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcneilp Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 ne1 know were i can find an interview with zezima? :?: It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claymorais Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 First the guy asked if he could see my house, I said I was too busy, but he wouldn't give up...so this is what happened: He was at a drop party i held the previous day. Made me laugh anyway. Oh and BTW I am english, and my language skills need some work :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short_Stuf Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 people that say there jagex mods why do they need there pass they alredy have it No they don't. Passwords are usually kept in an encrypted file, so not even Andrew can get them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightaroww Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 ok just about to go through al karid gate wearing green dhid body d-skirt obby shield d longand a fremy cape noob: hey u scamed me me:no i didnt noob:yes u did thats exactly what i was wearing it cost me a billion me:then ur a big noob this cost me a mil max noob: ok test me me:whats this cape noob:green dhid cape now give i walk through gate:bye nooby noob:pay me so i can get throught or i report u i walk away and see in background reported i pwn stupid noobs 24/7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose585 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Me when i was stupid : Walks up to a lvl 3 wearing red mask. Me: :o Dragon full helm Me: lvl 3 wearing dragon full helm!!!!! hax!!!!! omfg reported!!!! Him: -.- noobs these days. Me: omfg guys this guy has 60 def at lvl 3!!!! Good times :P hows the weather up there. where the rich people live. currently, in the poor area its -1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovh0 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Noob: I can tell you look like justion timberlake just by how you are dressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEDEEPPKER Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 i was hangin out in lumbridge when this lv 3 was fitin a man. the guy was starting to loose so i told hilm to run. He didint so he died. I ran to lumby.........he fought the guy by lumby church. NOOB: reported. ME: um y...........? NOOB: for rufusal to help so give me your pass for i report again. ME: what ever ,, fite the man agian and get lost. NOOB: fine , if i die again i report again. me:well do what u do :D :D :D max hit with d scimm=28 : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matyre1 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 while thieving i had some guy come up to me and ask to help him with all the quests he needed to do deasert treasure, he said he would pay me ahrims staff. when i said no he started swaring, told me he offered me 100k cash and i was a noob for not taking it. reported for abusive language and havnt heard from him since :-k :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1demolisher2 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 i had one yesterday this is how it went noob:ill buy your full rune me:how much noob:err 70k and a pineapple pizza me:errrrrrr NO! that off by almost 100k noob:pineapple pizzas are now worth 100k this conversation went on for ages time for someone to invent roast chicken chewing gumTargets: all lvls over 40 so far 13/23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thiesje Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I were mining in the mining guild when a lvl 59 came to me and asked for a fight in wildy. The 'He' is a lvl 64. He: Wanna fight in wildy? Me: Yep He: Ok ill take my lvl 126 acc Me: Okay, let's meet at edgeville He: Mining lvl? Me: 75 He: 64 He: str lvl? Me: 81 He: Nooob !!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1! Me: lol? Me: In five minutes at edgeville? He: Ok Me: What's his name? He: Oh my mother baked fish bye He logs out. Animum debes mutare, non caelum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy998 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 ok couple weeks ago i was wearing my addy g and a rubber chicken for fun and a noob just walked up to me and said Hahahahaha you have been playing for 5 years and your only level 50 BTW i have bben playing for 2 years wow I can see it now - "Third Grade MMORPG Player Arrested for Tax Evasion"DETROIT - A third grader was recently brought to trial under charges of tax evasion after the boy did not report his earnings after selling sixty thousand in-game lobsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 noob: can i eat u (to a girl) me: lol noob noob: answer can i eat u noob: wait before saying somthing noob and shut up noob these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarko Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 people that say there jagex mods why do they need there pass they alredy have it Mods don't have the passes..... Jagex staff I suppose could hack into the system and find it but a mod can't...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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