January 6, 200719 yr Okay, okay, I got another short one! So I'm fishing lobbies at Karamja. I'm wearing the Woolly Hat (the yellow and blue one) from Christmas 2005 and matching scarf. I'm in the general store, having just sold my latest batch when a level 36 says, "Nice party hat." I say, "Who, me?" 36 says, "Yeah." So I go on to explain that it's not a party hat, it's a holiday item from 2005, no it's untradeable, and no, sorry, you can't get it anymore. It was a nice, polite conversation, and level 36 leaves. Not thirty seconds later, back on the dock, a level 29 says, "Nice party hat." :roll: I was amused. And I can see how one could think that, if they've not seen many true party hats.
January 7, 200719 yr lvl 6:hi wana be friends? lvl 3 autoer:... lvl 6:wana be friends? lvl 3 autoer:... lvl 6:u dont wana be friends.. =( lvl 3:... then he keeps on asking him i think around alot of time i was cutting willows then took a 1 hour break then when i log back in he as still tehre still asking him.
January 7, 200719 yr Two guys were discussin in the Coal Mine. Lot of discussion (one was a noob) and then the other one (Level 74) said this. Level 74: "I could kill you in three hits." Level 31: "I could kill you in 200. So what?" Owner of Quest Cape since 11/9/2007 23:30! Working my butt off to get it back.
January 7, 200719 yr lvl 6:hi wana be friends? lvl 3 autoer:... lvl 6:wana be friends? lvl 3 autoer:... lvl 6:u dont wana be friends.. =( lvl 3:... then he keeps on asking him i think around alot of time i was cutting willows then took a 1 hour break then when i log back in he as still tehre still asking him. thats funny but kinda sad for the lvl 6
January 7, 200719 yr This one is a four way, lol... what makes it even better is that a player mod was there, the two noobs, and me. Anyway, this took place at Varrock East Bank while I was fletching a few days ago. Noob: Selling full zombie! *He repeated this a few times, then the mod walks into the bank.* Noob: Selling full zombie! Mod: Event items are untradable. Noob: Selling very rare full zombie! Noob2: Buying zombie costume! Mod: Random event items are untradable. Noob: Ok, trade me. Noob2: Ok. Mod: Random event items (like zombie) can't be traded. Me: lol Noob: I can't trade it, wtf? Mod: Maybe that's because random event items aren't tradable.... Me: lmfao *They kept trying for a few minutes, with the mod trying to talk to them the whole time. I was laughing so hard tears were coming out*
January 7, 200719 yr This ones pretty funny, it happened to me when i was in f2p with my friend: Noob:(to a lvl 90) noob Me: how is he a noob if hes 80 lvls higher than you Noob: You disrespecting me? Me: Uhh...sure Noob: Lets go fite wildy then Me: Ok (i was lvl 60 at the time he was lvl 10) We start walking to wildy Noob: Im not wasting my time fighting u Noob walks away Me: lol? Me and my friend had a good laugh about it later
January 8, 200719 yr Happened 5 mins ago..... Betwwen me and my lvl 76 friend(sorta sad) Friend- How do i make a lizard shoot fire? me- there are no lizards that shoot fire :-k friend- i mean salamander how i make it sahoot fire me-..... feed it lava -.- friend- ok ill go to tzhaar volcanoe me-.... alrighty than Havn't gotten a response from him yet... but when he does im gonna tlel the truth, lol.(hope he wont get angry :ohnoes: )
January 8, 200719 yr just look in the chatbox lol and ull see what i witnessed... not so funny but kinda nooby
January 9, 200719 yr Finally read all of them! Jagex should introduce a new expansion to the Hunting skill, tracking down noobs... :D Project Onyx Staff Writer. Stories, articles, and opinions, oh my!
January 9, 200719 yr a noob comes up to me in wildy, and calls me a long bow n00b, that being the only thing I had on, and I had tele runes so I range him from across the screen, the top range possible and deal perhaps 10 damage... then teled before he could reach me... (he being a ranger type, lvl 70) I still crack up when I think about this... I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard.
January 9, 200719 yr I had a moment with a friend irl who is quite noobish. Him: Can you help me with Gertrude's Cat? Me: I told you what to do, remember?(Told him to check Tip.It) Him: Ya, they don't tell you what box to look in. Me: That's because it's random for every player. Him: What box was your's in? Me: a) I don't remember B) it's different for every player!! Him: I can't find the kitten Me: Read me your quest journal Reads, evreything is the way it should be. Me: Well, you did everything, so make sure you checked everywhere. Logs out Logs on 10 min later Him: I found it! Him: Can I buy your full rune for 40k? Me: #-o :wall: Project Onyx Staff Writer. Stories, articles, and opinions, oh my!
January 9, 200719 yr I got into this argument with a 6 year old, because he said my prayer sucked (92 combat with 1 prayer 8-) ) Anyway, to cut to the chase, here's the good bit: Him: U talk to much, get a girlfriend Him: I'm 6 Me: So you're a 6 year old telling me to get a girlfriend? Him: Yeah *Points down to sig* Hehe, that's also part of the argument.
January 9, 200719 yr Ok, this level 70 something came down to Mossies where I was training with some other people. He asked around for a red cape but no one had one so he tele'd. I pm'ed him Me:You can buy a red cape from clotehs shop in Varrock for 2gp Him:I no Him: can be bothered to get one. Me(being sarcastic): Gosh your lazy Him: And ut a n00b. No joke, he actually used zero's ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
January 10, 200719 yr i was in lumbridge when i saw a group of lvl 3's all shouting 'looking for les gf' -.- kids these days are so sick.
January 10, 200719 yr Just saw this in free world. Player: Selling full reindeer!!! 10mil Doomy edit: I like sheep
January 10, 200719 yr Just saw this in free world. Player: Selling full reindeer!!! 10mil -.- -.- -.- -.-
January 10, 200719 yr Two guys were discussin in the Coal Mine. Lot of discussion (one was a noob) and then the other one (Level 74) said this. Level 74: "I could kill you in three hits." Level 31: "I could kill you in 200. So what?" Tbh... That level 74 was the noob in this conversation.
January 10, 200719 yr noob: ill buy your account for 300gp me: no its untradeable noob: so? me: so u cannot trade it. noob: ok i wil your account free me: lol like a said: its untradeable noob: so? me: so u cannot trade it. noob: give your account now me: how? noob: hack it me: i allready know my pastword noob: gggggrrrrrr its not funny give your account me: ok (i just said ok, i didnt gave it) noob: yay i have a new account! (running away,) haha noob! me: good luck with it. 3 minutes later: noob: nooooooooooooo!!!!
January 10, 200719 yr Two guys were discussin in the Coal Mine. Lot of discussion (one was a noob) and then the other one (Level 74) said this. Level 74: "I could kill you in three hits." Level 31: "I could kill you in 200. So what?" Tbh... That level 74 was the noob in this conversation. +1 Idiot level 74. Good on the level 31.
January 12, 200719 yr lol i have this on a screeny but since its in french im gonna post the english version: player1: (player2) is a bot and when i moved to mine somewhere else player3: yea me too... not a noob story but a very funny coincidence...
January 12, 200719 yr me: at the time, lvl 3, my main got haxored so im like : 0Mg WtF hAx0Rz!!123!! on members world: noob: give me all your mnoey or ill haxor ya ****en account! me:erm no noob: pulls out bazooka, so made me think he might actualy be good at the game since hes actualy done a quest or two noob: i said give me your money me:no noob: give me your mnoey or else me: or else what noob: or selse im going to **** your mom me: too bad my moms dead(seriously though :(( ) noob: ill **** her corpse me:she was cremated noob: ill **** her jar me: erm....wtf? noob: so give me your money me: no noob: fine just give me 18 drag 2hands and i wont hurt you me: if i had them, ud never see them noob: reported me:for? noob:jagex staff impersonation me: eff me:you me:see me:kay? noob: reported for being stupid (thankyou report abuse has been received) noob: thats it, im getting on my staff acount (thanyou your report abuse has been received) me: will wonders never cease then todday, the saem guy(lmfao) asked me to be his boyfriend.... >_> <_< >_< im a girl
January 12, 200719 yr ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâçorrÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâÃÂ¥ for doubl3 post but i juÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâçt hÃÆÃââââ¬Ã¾d to put this on3 lvl 113 -does darklight special lvl113: sees my sivlerlight, though its black, but not yet darlklight lvl113:do special me:cant lvl113:y not? no charges? me:its still silverlight lvl113:lyer, reported for jagex staff impersonation, and for item scamming (thankyou your report abuse has been received)
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