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I was hunting Orange Salamanders deep in the desert when some level 44 wanders over and asked me if this was the POLAR hunting area!! How clueless can you get?

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heres a weird one!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: selling crack

 

 

 

noob: selling crack and weed

 

 

 

noob: selling weed and crack

 

 

 

me: did u know its reportable?

 

 

 

noob: im so sacrd (lol really wrote like that) then logs out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is it reportable?!

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heres a weird one!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: selling crack

 

 

 

noob: selling crack and weed

 

 

 

noob: selling weed and crack

 

 

 

me: did u know its reportable?

 

 

 

noob: im so sacrd (lol really wrote like that) then logs out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is it reportable?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that one made me rofllae (roll on floor laughing like an ediot)

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this time its not a noob but a scammer... but i found it very funny the way it went

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

scammer1: selling monkey bones for 100k ea

 

 

 

scammer2: buying monkey bones 340k ea

 

 

 

scammer3: buying monkey bones 340k ea

 

 

 

scammer4: selling monkey bones 100k ea

 

 

 

*yea there were 4 of them!!!*

 

 

 

me:*reports 1 of them and keeps saying its a scam*

 

 

 

*goes on for a lil more than 1 min and i report the second scammer*

 

 

 

*same exept for 3rd, and after 4rth*

 

 

 

then i decided id trade him just to see his reaction (scammer1)

 

 

 

when i decline, he says: ?

 

 

 

me: lol scammer

 

 

 

scammer1: how am i a scammer i didnt even say a price

 

 

 

me: cause ur seling it as they're buying it for more than double

 

 

 

him: lol i aint a scammer think before speaking

 

 

 

me: lol i already saw that scam

 

 

 

him: think before speaking *him and 2 other scammers logout*

 

 

 

me: *continue my way to mine...*

 

 

 

scammer5!: selling monkey bones 100k ea

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

someting makes me think scammer 5 is a guy that got scammed and was trying to scam someone else to have his money back...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but why were there so many scammers there?! never saw that... coudnt beleive my eyes... at least i made some reports

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this time its not a noob but a scammer... but i found it very funny the way it went

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

scammer1: selling monkey bones for 100k ea

 

 

 

scammer2: buying monkey bones 340k ea

 

 

 

scammer3: buying monkey bones 340k ea

 

 

 

scammer4: selling monkey bones 100k ea

 

 

 

*yea there were 4 of them!!!*

 

 

 

me:*reports 1 of them and keeps saying its a scam*

 

 

 

*goes on for a lil more than 1 min and i report the second scammer*

 

 

 

*same exept for 3rd, and after 4rth*

 

 

 

then i decided id trade him just to see his reaction (scammer1)

 

 

 

when i decline, he says: ?

 

 

 

me: lol scammer

 

 

 

scammer1: how am i a scammer i didnt even say a price

 

 

 

me: cause ur seling it as they're buying it for more than double

 

 

 

him: lol i aint a scammer think before speaking

 

 

 

me: lol i already saw that scam

 

 

 

him: think before speaking *him and 2 other scammers logout*

 

 

 

me: *continue my way to mine...*

 

 

 

scammer5!: selling monkey bones 100k ea

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

someting makes me think scammer 5 is a guy that got scammed and was trying to scam someone else to have his money back...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but why were there so many scammers there?! never saw that... coudnt beleive my eyes... at least i made some reports

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't even make much sense in this post

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i know but it is true...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyways here's one i found on the official runescape forum:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kylescorpion 30-Nov-2006 06:20:19

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok this one involves me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

person 1: Nice fletching cape

 

 

 

Me: Thank you

 

 

 

Person1: So what level are u 97 or 98?

 

 

 

Person2: ......

 

 

 

Me : lol 99 man.

 

 

 

Person1: oh

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i just thought it was worth having it on here

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this time its not a noob but a scammer... but i found it very funny the way it went

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

scammer1: selling monkey bones for 100k ea

 

 

 

scammer2: buying monkey bones 340k ea

 

 

 

scammer3: buying monkey bones 340k ea

 

 

 

scammer4: selling monkey bones 100k ea

 

 

 

*yea there were 4 of them!!!*

 

 

 

me:*reports 1 of them and keeps saying its a scam*

 

 

 

*goes on for a lil more than 1 min and i report the second scammer*

 

 

 

*same exept for 3rd, and after 4rth*

 

 

 

then i decided id trade him just to see his reaction (scammer1)

 

 

 

when i decline, he says: ?

 

 

 

me: lol scammer

 

 

 

scammer1: how am i a scammer i didnt even say a price

 

 

 

me: cause ur seling it as they're buying it for more than double

 

 

 

him: lol i aint a scammer think before speaking

 

 

 

me: lol i already saw that scam

 

 

 

him: think before speaking *him and 2 other scammers logout*

 

 

 

me: *continue my way to mine...*

 

 

 

scammer5!: selling monkey bones 100k ea

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

someting makes me think scammer 5 is a guy that got scammed and was trying to scam someone else to have his money back...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but why were there so many scammers there?! never saw that... coudnt beleive my eyes... at least i made some reports

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't even make much sense in this post

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

its was a buying scam and the scammer chose to flee when it blantantly looked that they were scamming, and besides, if they were smart enough they couldve traded each other so next time.. space out a lil :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s: how much times did i say scam? :-s

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A new one from yesterday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:What grade are you in?

 

 

 

Me: Eight

 

 

 

Noob:What grade are you in?

 

 

 

Me:Eight! (Grr...)

 

 

 

[Lengthy silence]

 

 

 

Noob: Want to know what grade I'm in?

 

 

 

Me: Ok.

 

 

 

Noob: Ok, what?

 

 

 

[i begin to type: "AREN'T YOU GOING TO TELL ME YOUR GRADE?!"

 

 

 

I refrain from yelling]

 

 

 

Me: Nevermind. :)

 

 

 

Noob: Want to know what grade I'm in?

 

 

 

Me: Gee, ok.

 

 

 

Noob: I'm in grade four.

 

 

 

Me: Ahah! You, young man, are to young to be playing RuneScape.

 

 

 

Noob: So?

 

 

 

Me: So...

 

 

 

Noob: Don't report me.

 

 

 

Me: Why not?

 

 

 

Noob: I'm twelve.

 

 

 

Me:???? You're in grade four.

 

 

 

Noob: I was held back two grades.

 

 

 

Me: I see. Maybe you should spend more time studying, instead of wasting your time on this game. (Am I right?)

 

 

 

Noob: Hell no! I'm done studying! [his actual words!]

 

 

 

Me: You're a twelve year old in grade four! You're far from done studying.

 

 

 

[He logs out]

 

 

 

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you know... this is probly the dumbest, most successful thread ive ever seen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but hey... this post is dumb to cause this thread is so big no one will ever read this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right...No one will read this at all... \'

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you know... this is probly the dumbest, most successful thread ive ever seen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but hey... this post is dumb to cause this thread is so big no one will ever read this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pfft, lots of us read every post, silly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this ain't a stupid thread. Stupid threads get locked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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you know... this is probly the dumbest, most successful thread ive ever seen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but hey... this post is dumb to cause this thread is so big no one will ever read this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pfft, lots of us read every post, silly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this ain't a stupid thread. Stupid threads get locked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Silly rabbit, Tip.It is for anti-noobs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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you know... this is probly the dumbest, most successful thread ive ever seen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but hey... this post is dumb to cause this thread is so big no one will ever read this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right...No one will read this at all... \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sweet, you owned his post as well!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D :lol: :wink:

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This happened what 3 days ago.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:w00t finally 48 smith

 

 

 

N00b:zomg, give me free steel you fr00b

 

 

 

Me:.....dude your the one who is asking for free steel

 

 

 

N00b:i h4x0r y0ur 4cc0un7 1f j00 d0nt!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Me:reported............

 

 

 

N00b:what!!!come on im 14!!!!! i spent forever trying to get 40 mining, please dont!

 

 

 

Me:-.-

 

 

 

N00b: logs out........

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this happend literally seconds ago. I was on world one trying to sell my rune full helm (G) (which im still trying to sell, if you want it im selling for 240K) and this happend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me-Selling rune full helm (G) for 240K-cash only!

 

 

 

Noob- Trimming armor for free

 

 

 

Me-you can't trim armor noob, scammer

 

 

 

Noob-Trimmng armor for free

 

 

 

Me-nobody do it! it's a scam!

 

 

 

Noob-Shhhhh...don't tell them that

 

 

 

Me and a lvl 52-lol

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Outside edgeville genral store when a lvl 61 noob just randomly starts following me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: ?

 

 

 

noob: Why do you have a lantern?????

 

 

 

Me: coz its gonna get dark,

 

 

 

Noob: No it isn't...

 

 

 

Me: yeh its gonna get dark , im scared of the dark thats why i have a lantern

 

 

 

Noob: Haha Noob (Im Lvl 80 and shes 61)

 

 

 

Me: yeah... if you don't get a lantern the boggie monster will come...

 

 

 

Noob: omG!!! i buy ur lantern!!!!

 

 

 

Me: Soz i dont want to get eaten!!!!

 

 

 

Noob:0mf9!!1! plzz!!! i dont want him to kill me with my rune stuff!!!

 

 

 

Me: :-s good luck dying by him!

 

 

 

Noob: 0mf9!11!! how much doz he hit?!!??

 

 

 

Me: 40s

 

 

 

noob: omg omg omg omg!! can he get into your bank??!!!

 

 

 

Me: Yep...

 

 

 

Noob: im crying in real life now, please!! gimmie urr lantern!!!!!

 

 

 

me: sorry...

 

 

 

Noob: OMGGG!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

after that the noob runs off and shouts in the bank - OOMMGG!!! The boggie man is coming set a bank pin!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That One litterilly made me pee my self laughing :XD: (But i didn't)

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That One litterilly made me pee my self laughing :XD: (But i didn't)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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yea... maybey you are reading these... i didnt think anyone would waste that much time.... but hey... im a noob right? so what do i know??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

btw this whole thread is about making fun of begginers who know nothing about the game who someday will all be lvl 126 and pwn us all so this thread is really dumb.... but successful

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yea... maybey you are reading these... i didnt think anyone would waste that much time.... but hey... im a noob right? so what do i know??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

btw this whole thread is about making fun of begginers who know nothing about the game who someday will all be lvl 126 and pwn us all so this thread is really dumb.... but successful

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"noobs" are not new players!!! the correct term for new player is "newb"!!!!!!!!

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its similar to several threds but soooooooooooo funny(well i think)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob-its judgment day run of your life

 

 

 

me- :-s

 

 

 

noob-its the end of the world idiot

 

 

 

me- no its not

 

 

 

noob- yes it is when the apocolyps ecomes balls will apear over the ground

 

 

 

me-i hope there not mine

 

 

 

noob-look a ball

 

 

 

me- -.- its a gnome ball noob

 

 

 

noob-its a misprint

 

 

 

me-what are you actualy trying to do

 

 

 

noob- i dunno i was making a scene i wanted attention

 

 

 

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Hmmm, my best noob convo, wow, that's hard :-k Ok well, here we go.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Takes Place At Green Drags Level 13 Wildy I Think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: What are you doing?

 

 

 

Me: What does it look like i'm doing...

 

 

 

Noob: Welllll, unjustifully killing those big thingies.

 

 

 

Me: You want to be next?

 

 

 

Noob: OMFG! OMFG! OMFG!111one plzplzpzlzpl nnooo! ah! plz!

 

 

 

Me: -.-

 

 

 

Noob: whats -.- ?

 

 

 

Me: It means your about to die...

 

 

 

Noob: Ohh..Ha! I will pwnorz you n00blet!

 

 

 

Me: Oh i'm trembling.

 

 

 

Noob: Ha!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After this little comvo, the n00b runs out to "try" and attack me, get's owned by a Drag

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Takes Place In PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Gimme back my stoof!

 

 

 

Me: Hmm, the dragon picked it up...

 

 

 

Noob: Well kill him and get it back!

 

 

 

Me: Nah, i think he'll just eat it...

 

 

 

Noob: Nooooo i spent all my money on that!!!1

 

 

 

Me: Oh well...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hmmm, my best noob convo, wow, that's hard :-k Ok well, here we go.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Takes Place At Green Drags Level 13 Wildy I Think.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: What are you doing?

 

 

 

Me: What does it look like i'm doing...

 

 

 

Noob: Welllll, unjustifully killing those big thingies.

 

 

 

Me: You want to be next?

 

 

 

Noob: [omg]! [omg]! [omg]!111one plzplzpzlzpl nnooo! ah! plz!

 

 

 

Me: -.-

 

 

 

Noob: whats -.- ?

 

 

 

Me: It means your about to die...

 

 

 

Noob: Ohh..Ha! I will pwnorz you n00blet!

 

 

 

Me: Oh i'm trembling.

 

 

 

Noob: Ha!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After this little comvo, the n00b runs out to "try" and attack me, get's owned by a Drag

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Takes Place In PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Gimme back my stoof!

 

 

 

Me: Hmm, the dragon picked it up...

 

 

 

Noob: Well kill him and get it back!

 

 

 

Me: Nah, i think he'll just eat it...

 

 

 

Noob: Nooooo i spent all my money on that!!!1

 

 

 

Me: Oh well...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Outside edgeville genral store when a lvl 61 noob just randomly starts following me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: ?

 

 

 

noob: Why do you have a lantern?????

 

 

 

Me: coz its gonna get dark,

 

 

 

Noob: No it isn't...

 

 

 

Me: yeh its gonna get dark , im scared of the dark thats why i have a lantern

 

 

 

Noob: Haha Noob (Im Lvl 80 and shes 61)

 

 

 

Me: yeah... if you don't get a lantern the boggie monster will come...

 

 

 

Noob: omG!!! i buy ur lantern!!!!

 

 

 

Me: Soz i dont want to get eaten!!!!

 

 

 

Noob:0mf9!!1! plzz!!! i dont want him to kill me with my rune stuff!!!

 

 

 

Me: :-s good luck dying by him!

 

 

 

Noob: 0mf9!11!! how much doz he hit?!!??

 

 

 

Me: 40s

 

 

 

noob: omg omg omg omg!! can he get into your bank??!!!

 

 

 

Me: Yep...

 

 

 

Noob: im crying in real life now, please!! gimmie urr lantern!!!!!

 

 

 

me: sorry...

 

 

 

Noob: OMGGG!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

after that the noob runs off and shouts in the bank - OOMMGG!!! The boggie man is coming set a bank pin!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That One litterilly made me pee my self laughing :XD: (But i didn't)

 

 

 

no way! :shock: :shock:

 

 

 

dude i really need your lanturn i really don't want the boogy monster to kill me :( :(

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