whizkid338 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 After reading all 68 pages of this, there are still two that I find funnier than all the others: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot I'm wearing Rune Axe. Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol: R.I.P The Old Nite. Heroes get remembered. But Legends never die. You were truly a Runescape Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp_skate122 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 After reading all 68 pages of this, there are still two that I find funnier than all the others: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot I'm wearing Rune Axe. Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol: AW nice, I only read a few but those are very great. Keep finding more! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrico1992 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 LOL at myself in top-2, even though I was the noob :oops: The one of Eddie_682 is really the best. :lol: Here's one of Pest Control, when I attack a spinner together with someone 40ish levels lower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Skillse Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 i read all the pages like a month ago here is the only 1 i can find noob:you smell Person:yup i smell good 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 first time posting a pic not sure if its right or wrong and it aint that funny but its only one i got pic of. ummm... the pic is so small i cant even c it... Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 This one happened a while ago. I was around level 64 on my account before I retired it and the noob was level 3. Noob- Follow to win 5 mil Me and 5 other people follow- (I was following for fun. I knew it was a scam) Noob leads us to Varrock castle roof Noob- alright now we're going to play a game Noob- You trade me items and I trade them back Noob- Whoever trades the best items wins. Me in PM to Noob- Why are you trying to scam them? Noob in PM- It's easy money and if u don't tell I give u half. Me PM- Alright I'll play along *Trust game goes on for 5 minutes with me dropping very obvious hints to the others that it was a scam. And yes I had already reported him several times* Noob- and the winner is... Me- You cuz you're a stupid scammer. Everyone else on room- OMG OMG MY ITEMS *Start reporting guy like crazy* Noob in PM- thanks... you ruined it, and it was going well Me- Remember kids, scamming is bad Sad thing was one of the guys who was really playing the game was high 50s in level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 This one happened a while ago. I was around level 64 on my account before I retired it and the noob was level 3. Noob- Follow to win 5 mil Me and 5 other people follow- (I was following for fun. I knew it was a scam) Noob leads us to Varrock castle roof Noob- alright now we're going to play a game Noob- You trade me items and I trade them back Noob- Whoever trades the best items wins. Me in PM to Noob- Why are you trying to scam them? Noob in PM- It's easy money and if u don't tell I give u half. Me PM- Alright I'll play along *Trust game goes on for 5 minutes with me dropping very obvious hints to the others that it was a scam. And yes I had already reported him several times* Noob- and the winner is... Me- You cuz you're a stupid scammer. Everyone else on room- OMG OMG MY ITEMS *Start reporting guy like crazy* Noob in PM- thanks... you ruined it, and it was going well Me- Remember kids, scamming is bad Sad thing was one of the guys who was really playing the game was high 50s in level. one time i saw a lvl 3 with 5mil :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: he really had 5mil, he showed me :shock: Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonator Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 ^ im not surprised. so many woodcutting, fishing, crafting, smithing guys going around now... RETIRED:XtnucxKanonatorTermionkatilUndead StrLed Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonder200 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 ^ i agree 2 many ppl who cant read maps 2 ppl always ask me where so nd so is i jst ignore dem Join R.S.S to day!!!!30+ pk'er clanLink: http://z6.invisionfree.com/Rune_scape_s ... act=SC&c=1 Banner coming soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotuslord212 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 i loved this conv. between two noob, one was a boy and another was a girl. Boy: Hi Girl: HI Boy: I love u Girl: NO u dont :roll: Boy: Excuse me, how can u say I dont love u? :lol: Girl: u r trying to do my insult ( btw they were with their school friends- I think :anxious: boy: hey u decide you love me or not, but dont say I dont love u Girl: (i think she is speaking the boy's real name)Nick, u r sick :-X Boy: No i am serious. :ohnoes: Girl: ok I am putting end to this, bye =; ( and she logged out) After she logged out, other firends were like" Crap what u doin?" And omg!! it was jokes, how that girl goes like "no, U dont love me!! :lol: " (btw i never said that guy's real name, I've changed it.) ????ClAn????wHaT iS iT??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pamzheng Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Today at the bank Noob - "Selling Adamant Javelin" Noob - "100k" Me - "Idiot it's worth nothing close to that" Noob - "But I bought it for 115k" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 This one happened a while ago. I was around level 64 on my account before I retired it and the noob was level 3. Noob- Follow to win 5 mil Me and 5 other people follow- (I was following for fun. I knew it was a scam) Noob leads us to Varrock castle roof Noob- alright now we're going to play a game Noob- You trade me items and I trade them back Noob- Whoever trades the best items wins. Me in PM to Noob- Why are you trying to scam them? Noob in PM- It's easy money and if u don't tell I give u half. Me PM- Alright I'll play along *Trust game goes on for 5 minutes with me dropping very obvious hints to the others that it was a scam. And yes I had already reported him several times* Noob- and the winner is... Me- You cuz you're a stupid scammer. Everyone else on room- OMG OMG MY ITEMS *Start reporting guy like crazy* Noob in PM- thanks... you ruined it, and it was going well Me- Remember kids, scamming is bad Sad thing was one of the guys who was really playing the game was high 50s in level. one time i saw a lvl 3 with 5mil :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: he really had 5mil, he showed me :shock: i saw a lvl 3 with 10 mil. showing people for the trust game. luckily i fell for it and lost 1gp 8-) 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethan634 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 last week i was in castle wars and a lvl 3 asked me if i was a member lol What a noob..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xevocm8velexx Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 i saw a lvl 3 with 10 mil. showing people for the trust game. luckily i fell for it and lost 1gp 8-) 8-) I know what it feels like :( i've lost 1gp to those scammers too :cry: Lamest attempt at a lure ever.No, Ive seen "selling easter egg 5m must be level 78 77 or 76 and meet at varrock bar unarmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethan634 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 yea... maybey you are reading these... i didnt think anyone would waste that much time.... but hey... im a noob right? so what do i know?? btw this whole thread is about making fun of begginers who know nothing about the game who someday will all be lvl 126 and pwn us all so this thread is really dumb.... but successful im one of each..... 1,2and3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkritual4 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 I was walking around lumby because i wanted to get my tears when this happened. Noob: Nice Initiate Me: Actually its Proselyte Noob: Hey everyone is there such thing as Proselyte? Other People: No etc. Me: Yes there is Noob: Reported for item scamming Me: Do you even know how to report people? Silence for like a minute Noob: No can you tell me how so I can report you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudkipman Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Heheh, I had a friend who I knew in real life and was just starting out and he asked me: Him: "What are flies used for?" Me: Wha? Theres no such item as a fly Him: "But then what's fly fishing?" Me: Thats a type of fishing...not fishing for flies... Him: "Oh..." Heheheh, and I've been retelling that ever since :wink: (Will never take off bearhead in public) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 i saw a lvl 3 with 10 mil. showing people for the trust game. luckily i fell for it and lost 1gp 8-) 8-) I know what it feels like :( i've lost 1gp to those scammers too :cry: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its actually funny when you lose 1gp and the guy is like "hahahahahaha im rich now" e Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_1134 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Just cause I have full rune and I'm level 56, people ask for "Phr33 st00f pl0z 0r I will h4xz0r u 2 bits!!!!!!11111" :notalk: I had full Rune at lvl 42 (maged Elvarg) and went to C Wars, had 14 people following me calling me a hacker! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarko Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 This one happened a while ago. I was around level 64 on my account before I retired it and the noob was level 3. Noob- Follow to win 5 mil Me and 5 other people follow- (I was following for fun. I knew it was a scam) Noob leads us to Varrock castle roof Noob- alright now we're going to play a game Noob- You trade me items and I trade them back Noob- Whoever trades the best items wins. Me in PM to Noob- Why are you trying to scam them? Noob in PM- It's easy money and if u don't tell I give u half. Me PM- Alright I'll play along *Trust game goes on for 5 minutes with me dropping very obvious hints to the others that it was a scam. And yes I had already reported him several times* Noob- and the winner is... Me- You cuz you're a stupid scammer. Everyone else on room- OMG OMG MY ITEMS *Start reporting guy like crazy* Noob in PM- thanks... you ruined it, and it was going well Me- Remember kids, scamming is bad Sad thing was one of the guys who was really playing the game was high 50s in level. one time i saw a lvl 3 with 5mil :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: he really had 5mil, he showed me :shock: Two ways... either a) he's a pure who has good skills and merchants a lot or B) he has a main account and drop traded it over *against the rules* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBHibs Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 This happened to me yesterday while standing at the fountain in Varrock helping a friend with a quest. I was wearing full rune. Noob: Hey dbhibs! Me : Yes? Noob: How much for head? Me: Pardon????? Noob: Head Me: Eh???? Noob : For your rune head Me: Ah I see now!! Me : You mean a rune helmet! Noob: Yeah Me : Not for sale Noob: Noob!! I don't think the noob realised that what he was asking could be interpreted in different ways! :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curly55555 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Heheh, I had a friend who I knew in real life and was just starting out and he asked me: Him: "What are flies used for?" Me: Wha? Theres no such item as a fly Him: "But then what's fly fishing?" Me: Thats a type of fishing...not fishing for flies... Him: "Oh..." Heheheh, and I've been retelling that ever since :wink: I can understand the noob being confused over that one, but some of them are stupidly funny :XD: http://custom.leetscape.com/sig/63/70/combat.png[/img]You just won the award for "The Most niave person on the Tip.it Boards!"]*Points towards the monkey sitting on the button and declining every query*Help me No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n4h Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 I don't think the noob realised that what he was asking could be interpreted in different ways! :-w Yes, he might have asked for a brain! I'm back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballr Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 lol rune plates r cursed . as soon as i got 1 i was instantly being told that i could get to be a mod for the low low price of my pass, recov q's, and bank pin. i passed on that great deal. on my old account that happen to!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowmasta13 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 I was up training late one night at bandit's and I asked a guy in a defence cape whether he was training attack or defence w/ his whip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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