Ryguy764 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Here's one. I'm trying to get my attack up and I attack a man. Noob: You cant do that! Me: Yes I can. The noob walks off. I'm cutting wood at Lumbridge and a beggar noob shows up. Noob: Plz could i have food? Guy: No. Noob: Plz Guy: No! Me: Go away noob Noob o yah i have a lv 54 main noob Noob logs out. Guy: Lol. Obviously,how could a so called lv 54 use noob-speak? What an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deyan2 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 (in private chat) noob: hi me: hi noob: I got a question, 5gp how many coins is that? me: 5 I haven't had so much fun any more till I made this movie: http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid= ... l+macroers lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol and so on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 noob: Hake: buing str pots noob: Hake: buing str pots noob: Hake: buing str pots noob: Hake: buing str pots noob: Hake: buing str pots me: Selling super strenghts noob: Hake: buing str pots noob: Hake: buing str pots noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: dam this thing is annoying noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: D:shake: buing str pots me: Shake:Shake me: I don't sell to auto typers noob: Noob some others: Rofl noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: D:shake: buing str pots noob: Don't dare to report me don't listen to this noob guys that say im an [end of screen reached] Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonator Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 ok, this just happened to me just now. i was merchanting in varrok west bank Me:Buying Mage Comp 275k! (Name) wishes to trade with you. Accepts trade. Me and noob: Ty. Me:Selling Mage Comp 325k! Noob:Scammer! Noob:Kanonator is a scammer! Me:Uhm, im not scamming, im merchanting... Noob:Thats not wut u wer doin you were scamming!!!!! Noob:Reported Me:Rofl... At this point im rapidly searching these forums for this thread. :lol: RETIRED:XtnucxKanonatorTermionkatilUndead StrLed Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlover Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Just now in catehrby, "Wat dos rofl mean?" lmao -- 2001 Starter -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Just now in catehrby, "Wat dos rofl mean?" lmao thats not their fault. i didn't know what it meant until a few weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingWenlok Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Me: *Attacks bear* 'Noob': Hey, u cant do taht! Me: *Kills bear* 'Noob': Omg, u kiled a bnear, reported noob! Me: And you are reporting me for what, young one? 'Noob': Um... item scamming! Well, it was funny at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
believed Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 just recently introduced my rl friend to rs, after a tour around most part of the f2p area i let him explore the world him self, few days later i got a pm from him: him: omg!!!! i just got killed by a monk me: so..... him: i thought monk wants peace, so why did they start a fight with me? me: why did u attk them in the first place? him: i just wanna see if they actually fights, now i know they r from the temple of shaolin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanotex Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Noob: Hey! I know a new armour! Me: Really? Tell me. Noob: Kah Bah (g) Get it, Kah Bah (g), Kah bah Gee.. :shock: ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faisalhype Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Noob: Hey! I know a new armour! Me: Really? Tell me. Noob: Kah Bah (g) Get it, Kah Bah (g), Kah bah Gee.. :shock: whoever said that was trying to make a joke but instead made a fool out of himself.. anyways i was walking through world one till someone said ''win 40k, folo me'' i knew this was a scam so instead i told him 2 folo me.. i seen a mod in a certain area so i took the scammer there, the scammer starts playing 'trust trades' and the mod was taking notes for it.. i reported him and the mod.. dunno what consequences he left for that scammer.. :XD: p.s: it was a SLIVER crown mod 1150+ total, 151 questpoints and 76 combat.. is it good? Plz pm me for your thoughts.Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer_bowey Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 a noob called me an item scammer because i offered 1.8 mill for a whip lol. He was calling out "killer bowey is a scammer" and i was like, "that is my offer, if you don't like it, go away" I was trying to merchant btw Drag drops: D legs, D spear, shield half, d medObby Drops: Shield x 2, knife x 2, maulBarrows drops : none yet :(Treasure Trails: Guthix Robe legs, Zammy pl8body, pirate hat, Robin hood hat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleasher10 Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Here's one, just happened: I was on my level 3 noob pure (lol) and I went to the Wilderness for some fun. I went up to Varrock Wilderness and up til about level 35 wildy, then I met this level 68 guy with full addy. I asked him to kill me, he told me to follow him to higher wilderness where he could attack me. Then he led me through the place with the level 40 spiders. I was on 1 health when suddenly a 3-team came and owned the guy. (XD) I saw him die, then I finally died from the spiders. Then I added the guy and had a nice little chat: To ****: Haha To ****: U died 2 To ****: Lolz **** has logged out. XD XD XD http://www.google.com/trends?q=runescap ... f+warcraftWe win. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sdnthirty Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 few days ago i was in seers sellin my stuff i dont need and was saying " good sale no noobs" cuz i hate it when lvl 30s trade u look for 5mins and say o i cant buy anything and this lvl 40 kept traden me and i kept ignoring him/her then after 4 mins hes like i reported you u noob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foolgool Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Well.. I was walking to Varrock from Lumbridge on my pure, and start passing this level 24 and his level 25 friend. Here's what happened: 24= the level 24 25= friend EM= El_mesero (me) 24:Get lost, level 6 noob! EM:Excuse me? Did you call me a noob? 24: Yeah, you're just a level 6 noob, get lost. EM: This isn't my main.. Okay? 24+25= blahblahblahblahblah. They basically kept being annoying. I left, went to Varrock, and added the 24 to my friend's list. EM: Hola. 24: Who dis? EM: The "nooby" level 6. 24: Stop talking to me (censored). EM: Aww.. A little 6 year old trying to sound cool by evading the censor. 24: Stop talking to me you little nooby. EM: Nah, but I have to go. Talk to you later. :) 'Twas fun. The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarko Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 few days ago i was in seers sellin my stuff i dont need and was saying " good sale no noobs" cuz i hate it when lvl 30s trade u look for 5mins and say o i cant buy anything and this lvl 40 kept traden me and i kept ignoring him/her then after 4 mins hes like i reported you u noob! Now this is very unfair (yes this post is a bit off topic at the moment) Just because some people do that doesn't mean all do. Level 120's have done that to me before..... and its very unfair that you won't even trade and let him/her see your trade, just based on combat level. Remember, you were once their level, you know. {on topic} I had a noob moment earlier today... I was trying to sell some 500 odd yew logs earlier, and heres where my blunder is: Me: Selling 500 yew logs Me: selling 500 yew logs me: glow3:wave2:selling 500 mith logs Lol, i messed up and put mith logs.... my tired brain couldn't take it anymore. *obviously a lame excuse* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerthddyn Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I was just yelled at for killing a cow... I needed a piece of leather, so I went to the cows at Lumbridge. Suddenly this lvl 80+ who's training mage starts yelling at me, going "Omg n00b i hate u i cud have killed that cow go away n00000b stop stealing my cows!111". I said something along the lines of "Calm down, I just needed one hide, I'm leaving now." When I reach Al-Kharid I get a PM saying "Omg ur such a n00b!" and then she logs off. What's the deal with that? Thanks to Star for the sig! | Click here or on the sig for my tewtally cool blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sdnthirty Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 few days ago i was in seers sellin my stuff i dont need and was saying " good sale no noobs" cuz i hate it when lvl 30s trade u look for 5mins and say o i cant buy anything and this lvl 40 kept traden me and i kept ignoring him/her then after 4 mins hes like i reported you u noob! Now this is very unfair (yes this post is a bit off topic at the moment) Just because some people do that doesn't mean all do. Level 120's have done that to me before..... and its very unfair that you won't even trade and let him/her see your trade, just based on combat level. Remember, you were once their level, you know. {on topic} I had a noob moment earlier today... I was trying to sell some 500 odd yew logs earlier, and heres where my blunder is: Me: Selling 500 yew logs Me: selling 500 yew logs me: glow3:wave2:selling 500 mith logs Lol, i messed up and put mith logs.... my tired brain couldn't take it anymore. *obviously a lame excuse* yes i was once a lo lvl and i no they dont have money lol and i got a right to choose who looks at my stuff and who doesnt ive have had to many nobos trade me and do what i said happens so i just dont do anything to em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sdnthirty Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I was just yelled at for killing a cow... I needed a piece of leather, so I went to the cows at Lumbridge. Suddenly this lvl 80+ who's training mage starts yelling at me, going "Omg n00b i hate u i cud have killed that cow go away n00000b stop stealing my cows!111". I said something along the lines of "Calm down, I just needed one hide, I'm leaving now." When I reach Al-Kharid I get a PM saying "Omg ur such a n00b!" and then she logs off. What's the deal with that? lmfao same thing happens at crabs when i went there for 20k str xp i was like lvl 107 at time and i had a line of pure folowing me tellin im richer then you, my main owns you, u cant kill anything bigger then a 13?!? noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deejay_hr Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Lol this just happened right now. I'm training at mossies on Crandor, and there is a rune g guy level 80 near me, and a level 102 member. An evil chicken level 121 shows up and attacks the rune g. He says he's out of prayer. So we tell him to take off his armor. He says we're trying to get him killed so we can take his rune g. :-D At this point I'm really laughing, and after he finished we told him to check his stats with and without armor. I don't know if he did it, but he logged off right after that. It was really funny. Need a countdown? Don't know where to find one? http://www.pending.me.uk/Retired TET leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Some lvl 3 came up to me and asked what my combat lvl was... lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sour_tacos Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Just now in catehrby, "Wat dos rofl mean?" lmao thats not their fault. i didn't know what it meant until a few weeks ago Ditto. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer_Jesse Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 i lmaoed when i saw this. i didnt take this pic tho. [hide=Siggy credits]The Awesome, Epic, Amazing, S3xah A-10 Sig By Unolexi! I wub u Uno!InsanityV2 Did the Franz Ferdinand Sig.Killerwatt is responsible for the Arctic Monkeys sig.Pat_61 did the B-2 sig and the raptor sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n4h Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 i lmaoed when i saw this. i didnt take this pic tho. ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOL I'm back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingWenlok Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 i lmaoed when i saw this. i didnt take this pic tho. I can't stop laughing. That's got to be one of the best things I've ever seen. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarko Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 few days ago i was in seers sellin my stuff i dont need and was saying " good sale no noobs" cuz i hate it when lvl 30s trade u look for 5mins and say o i cant buy anything and this lvl 40 kept traden me and i kept ignoring him/her then after 4 mins hes like i reported you u noob! Now this is very unfair (yes this post is a bit off topic at the moment) Just because some people do that doesn't mean all do. Level 120's have done that to me before..... and its very unfair that you won't even trade and let him/her see your trade, just based on combat level. Remember, you were once their level, you know. {on topic} I had a noob moment earlier today... I was trying to sell some 500 odd yew logs earlier, and heres where my blunder is: Me: Selling 500 yew logs Me: selling 500 yew logs me: glow3:wave2:selling 500 mith logs Lol, i messed up and put mith logs.... my tired brain couldn't take it anymore. *obviously a lame excuse* yes i was once a lo lvl and i no they dont have money lol and i got a right to choose who looks at my stuff and who doesnt ive have had to many nobos trade me and do what i said happens so i just dont do anything to em Some of them do. My friend is level 24 and has 500M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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