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Noob: selin cheets an accs an keys upstairs

 

 

 

*I go upstairs*

 

 

 

Noob: wan1 cheets?

 

 

 

Me: No, I want keys

 

 

 

Noob: I sel u key 2 bank

 

 

 

Me: how much? (all the while I'm laughing to myself)

 

 

 

Noob: 2k

 

 

 

*I trade 2k for a brass key*

 

 

 

Noob: hahahahahaha!!! I git u, u n3wb!

 

 

 

Me: Oh no! I'm just so horrified I lost 2k! ohhhh noooo!!!!

 

 

 

*I trade noob and flash him 2mil*....*then I talk away dropping the brass key and reporting the noob*

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This just happened.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Story: I was at faly bank when I saw 2 (yes 2) people selling polished buttons. (This is in pm)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: How much?

 

 

 

Noob: Offer?

 

 

 

Me: 5 gp

 

 

 

Noob: No way

 

 

 

Me: How much then?

 

 

 

Noob: 1 mil (Reported him)

 

 

 

(About 12 mins after arguing)

 

 

 

Noob: How did I scam you?

 

 

 

Me: You didn't, you tried to :mrgreen:

 

 

 

Noob: You set me up.

 

 

 

Me: Ya I kinda of did. (He's referring to the part where I said 5 gp)

 

 

 

Noob: Reported Noob.

 

 

 

Me: LOL, what did you report me under? Hmm, lets see. Item scamming? I didn't sell anything for to much, or buy anything for a cheap price.

 

 

 

(This is the completely random part, it actually is true)

 

 

 

Noob: Do you have any money?

 

 

 

Me: Lol, I have a mil. Though I don't give money to scammers.

 

 

 

Noob: I just lost 100k

 

 

 

Me: How did you lose 100k?

 

 

 

Noob: I bought these for 100k

 

 

 

Me: Learn from your losses. =;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually you both are liable to get into trouble by Jagex

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The way I see it, not only is he a noob, but you are too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well done genius

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i was at catherby trying to get burnt lobs for toast. its all on pm. the guy changes to noob when i get frustrated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

guy: ill sell u 2.2k lobs for a price...

 

 

 

me: ok ill offer 5k gp ok?

 

 

 

guy: lol no

 

 

 

me: ok 10k gp thats as high as i go

 

 

 

noob: lol noob i sell u them for 100k!!

 

 

 

me: omg dude its just burnt lobs be lucky im giving you

 

 

 

me: any money at all cause they're worthless!

 

 

 

noob: ...noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

man this is a sad sad story :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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How am I liable... Genius

 

 

 

This a quote from Jagex rules, it does day something on the topic :shame:

 

 

 

"It is not considered a scam to ask for large amounts of money for an item, but it is not in the spirit of the game to over price an item.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is not our intention to set limits on what players trade. It is a player's responsibility to make sure that they are paying a good price for an item.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We would suggest doing research prior to future trades by using the Runescape.com Marketplace forum or talking to other players.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember, the second trade-window is there to keep you safe from scammers. If someone is not giving you enough time to check the items being traded then we would strongly advise you to find someone else to trade with. Do not hit the 'Accept' button in the second stage of trading unless you are totally satisfied with the trade. You will not get in trouble for scamming if you choose to take your time and check that everything is as it should be."

 

 

 

He could have reported you for customer service abuse I guess.

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K I got a story:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note: the noobs are members wearing god armors, and i was wearing full sara.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways they found me and then we started walking arround as the god team... lol. then at fally A lvl 6 starts to follow us.

 

 

 

Note: one of the guys in the team said he had a lvl 124 account.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lvl 6: Show me that lvl 124 account

 

 

 

Lvl 6: Show it!

 

 

 

noob1: no

 

 

 

Lvl 6 : so you dont have a lvl 124 account

 

 

 

Lvl6: noob1 (i dont remember the rest of the sentence but the lvl 6 repeats several times).

 

 

 

Noob1: im gonna report u for bug abuse

 

 

 

noob2: yea good idea

 

 

 

noob3: lol

 

 

 

me: ...

 

 

 

they all say reported

 

 

 

me: i didnt see any bug abuse here

 

 

 

Lvl 6: my main is a mod

 

 

 

noob1: reported for impersonating (he didnt right it well)

 

 

 

noob 2 and 3 : reported

 

 

 

me: p mod isnt impersonating

 

 

 

Then with the lvl 6 following us the story continues, then the 3 noobs try to get the lvl 6 killed by a hiway man (in the pic). Since it didnt work we all went to karamja where they started to make fun of the lvl 6.

 

 

 

me: im outta here i dont want to be with ppl that make fun of low lvls and i teled.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The amazing thing is that the lvl 6 was following and didnt stop... i'd say its a noob too...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is the pic: Im the one in sara (and the only non-member :XD: )

 

 

 

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Sorry for the double post...

 

 

 

On a free world:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

guy: selling g maul 100k

 

 

 

me: ur not on a membs world

 

 

 

guy: srry

 

 

 

*guy logs out*

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How am I liable... Genius

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yeh i dont get it either 1MIL for polished butons not only is it a scam its a pathetic scam

 

 

 

technically its not a scam he's just selling them for way more than overpriced. even if someone falls for it he won't be able to report because of what mememe513 said

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I don't get how selling an item at an extremely outrageous price isn't a scam. So i'm just gona go around RS and sell polished buttons for 1 mil I guess. Since it's not reportable. <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Ya I was just kinda mad. I should have asked him what they are used for. And if he said they give like 10k xp in mining then that's a scam correct? :?: Sorry for being such a jerk everyone, lets get back on topic

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I don't get how selling an item at an extremely outrageous price isn't a scam. So i'm just gona go around RS and sell polished buttons for 1 mil I guess. Since it's not reportable. <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you'd go to world 1 and said: Selling Burnt Lobster 1 million gp each!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then it wouldn't really be scamming. YOu're asking for an outrageous price and there's nothing wrong about that. If someone buys it, Lucky you. \' But you could get in trouble as you are trying to make people think that something is worth more than it really is. So don't try it. :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUT if you'd said: Selling rare burnt lobster! 1 million gp each!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's scamming. burnt lobsters aren't rare, but you say they are. This is lying about something for personal gain. This is scamming. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:Where do you get "polished buttons"? :oops:

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Thank you

 

 

How am I liable... Genius

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yeh i dont get it either 1MIL for polished butons not only is it a scam its a pathetic scam

 

 

 

technically its not a scam he's just selling them for way more than overpriced. even if someone falls for it he won't be able to report because of what mememe513 said

 

 

I don't get how selling an item at an extremely outrageous price isn't a scam. So i'm just gona go around RS and sell polished buttons for 1 mil I guess. Since it's not reportable. <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you'd go to world 1 and said: Selling Burnt Lobster 1 million gp each!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then it wouldn't really be scamming. YOu're asking for an outrageous price and there's nothing wrong about that. If someone buys it, Lucky you. \' But you could get in trouble as you are trying to make people think that something is worth more than it really is. So don't try it. :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUT if you'd said: Selling rare burnt lobster! 1 million gp each!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's scamming. burnt lobsters aren't rare, but you say they are. This is lying about something for personal gain. This is scamming. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, claiming that something is rare when it isn't is against the rules, so don't call African Black Lobsters rare :shame:

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noob: hi

 

 

 

me: hi

 

 

 

noob: str lvl?

 

 

 

me: 62

 

 

 

noob: ok

 

 

 

noob: ive 80 wc

 

 

 

noob: wanna be friends?

 

 

 

me: uuhm ok

 

 

 

me: how much money have u got?

 

 

 

noob: only 5m

 

 

 

me: ok nice

 

 

 

noob: u?

 

 

 

me: 2m, I used the rest 2 buy god armors.

 

 

 

noob: lol a waste of money.

 

 

 

me: ok ur oppinion

 

 

 

me: i have rune g with me.

 

 

 

noob: show me

 

 

 

me: (i showed him)

 

 

 

noob: cool

 

 

 

me: ty

 

 

 

noob: (few secondes later) it may sound like a scam but can i wear ur rune g for a few secondes? ill give it back

 

 

 

me: naah

 

 

 

noob: plz, ur my friend ill never lie 2 u

 

 

 

me: u have 5m buy it urself

 

 

 

noob: i lied

 

 

 

me: go wcing

 

 

 

noob: i cant its only 11

 

 

 

me: lol, i said u woudnt lie. what do u call this?

 

 

 

noob: plzz

 

 

 

me: reported

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lol i remember one...

 

 

 

in varrock circle i saw this one noob saying "free painting s0rds!!!!"

 

 

 

I go up to him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOOB:Free s0rd painting!!!

 

 

 

ME:What is paint... ive never heard of paint.

 

 

 

NOOB:of cors3!!! paint is used for paintg sw0rdss! folo me to s0rd shop

 

 

 

So i follow him...

 

 

 

While following, I quickly check the items database. Nadda.

 

 

 

ME:what color can you paint them?

 

 

 

NOOB:I can paint them blue, green, red, the color of rune or even g0ld!!!

 

 

 

ME:ok but can i buy the paint myself?

 

 

 

NOOB:sorry man untradabl

 

 

 

ME:then how did u get it? maybe i can find someway to get it...

 

 

 

All the while laughing to myself

 

 

 

NOOB:well i pked some1 for it

 

 

 

NOOB:i pk everyone cuz im the richest guy in runescape i have 300m!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note that he is combat lvl 4.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ME:ok then, heres a bronze dagger (I happened to have a few coins on me when i folowed him to the sword shop)

 

 

 

NOOB:no, sorry only black s0rds and above.

 

 

 

ME:ok then, can i trade a black dagger for a gold-painted black dagger?

 

 

 

NOOB:no sorry, dont have a black dagger to paint.

 

 

 

ME:well can you just buy one?

 

 

 

NOOB: no, i cant afford just to buy *swear* expensive black weapons using the *swear* little mony i got just for the pleasure of seeing *swear* people greed... (The rest was caught off the screen)

 

 

 

NOOB: **** you!

 

 

 

ME:reported

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man i had a tough time figuring out which rule i should report him for...

 

 

 

I finally decided to report him for item scamming, but when he kept on followingn me still swearing then after the 60 second abuse protectiong thingy was done, i reported him again for offensive language!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paint, huh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Where do these noobs go to school?

 

 

 

Mars elementary?

 

 

 

DingDong Middle school?

 

 

 

Dumbo high?

 

 

 

University of Dementation?

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Also, yesterday, when I was fishing at Barbarian Village, a level 74 comes up and starts asking for free food. Is there a level limit on being a noob????

 

 

 

Though most higher levels and almost all Tip.Iters are not noobs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, actually, there is no limit on noob levels. some level 126s are noobs, believe it or not. Just, higher levels have most likely had more experience playing the game, therefore know what appropriate playing is.

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lol, i had one guy once when i was f2p say selling good armor 100k..i was looking to buy rune armor (hoping that was what he was selling) so i trade him and he puts up full steel!!! lol i go thats worth about 2k he goes ok then says selling good armor 30k lol!!!!!

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noob:selling cowhide 1gp!!

 

 

 

me:there worth 100

 

 

 

noob:quit trying to scamm me #-o :-k

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ok i'am training and this noob comes up to me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: go to hell

 

 

 

noob: noob

 

 

 

me: wtf lol

 

 

 

me: noob

 

 

 

noob: **** your dads coc

 

 

 

me: lol reported

 

 

 

me: enjoy being banned noob

 

 

 

noob: lick your moms [bleep]ina

 

 

 

noob: noob

 

 

 

me: yep i'am sure u lick you moms every night..................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he then logs off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

15 minutes later he pms me

 

 

 

noob:at least i can do people noob

 

 

 

me: ignore hope u get banned

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not so funny but a bit worrying :(

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Ok, this happened right as I logged in. I deleted pic a while back though. -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A noob runs past me.

 

 

 

Noob: Haha Scammed!

 

 

 

Noob: Ah got it N0w!

 

 

 

Noob: Hahahahahahahahaha

 

 

 

Noob:Hahahahahahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kinda sad. Openly yelling that he scammed someone.

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ok i'am training and this noob comes up to me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: [bleep]

 

 

 

noob: noob

 

 

 

me: [what the heck] lol

 

 

 

me: noob

 

 

 

noob: **** your dads coc

 

 

 

me: lol reported

 

 

 

me: enjoy being banned noob

 

 

 

noob: lick your moms [bleep]ina

 

 

 

noob: noob

 

 

 

me: yep i'am sure u lick you moms every night..................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he then logs off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

15 minutes later he pms me

 

 

 

noob:at least i can do people noob

 

 

 

me: ignore hope u get banned

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not so funny but a bit worrying :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

do not put that part it gives me bad thoughts... :oops:

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