unorclan Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Noob: selin cheets an accs an keys upstairs *I go upstairs* Noob: wan1 cheets? Me: No, I want keys Noob: I sel u key 2 bank Me: how much? (all the while I'm laughing to myself) Noob: 2k *I trade 2k for a brass key* Noob: hahahahahaha!!! I git u, u n3wb! Me: Oh no! I'm just so horrified I lost 2k! ohhhh noooo!!!! *I trade noob and flash him 2mil*....*then I talk away dropping the brass key and reporting the noob* Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFonseka Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 This just happened. Story: I was at faly bank when I saw 2 (yes 2) people selling polished buttons. (This is in pm) Me: How much? Noob: Offer? Me: 5 gp Noob: No way Me: How much then? Noob: 1 mil (Reported him) (About 12 mins after arguing) Noob: How did I scam you? Me: You didn't, you tried to :mrgreen: Noob: You set me up. Me: Ya I kinda of did. (He's referring to the part where I said 5 gp) Noob: Reported Noob. Me: LOL, what did you report me under? Hmm, lets see. Item scamming? I didn't sell anything for to much, or buy anything for a cheap price. (This is the completely random part, it actually is true) Noob: Do you have any money? Me: Lol, I have a mil. Though I don't give money to scammers. Noob: I just lost 100k Me: How did you lose 100k? Noob: I bought these for 100k Me: Learn from your losses. =; Actually you both are liable to get into trouble by Jagex The way I see it, not only is he a noob, but you are too. Well done genius 2432nd to 99 mining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkritual4 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 How am I liable... Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Skillse Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 How am I liable... Genius yeh i dont get it either 1MIL for polished butons not only is it a scam its a pathetic scam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 i was at catherby trying to get burnt lobs for toast. its all on pm. the guy changes to noob when i get frustrated. guy: ill sell u 2.2k lobs for a price... me: ok ill offer 5k gp ok? guy: lol no me: ok 10k gp thats as high as i go noob: lol noob i sell u them for 100k!! me: omg dude its just burnt lobs be lucky im giving you me: any money at all cause they're worthless! noob: ...noob man this is a sad sad story :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 How am I liable... Genius This a quote from Jagex rules, it does day something on the topic :shame: "It is not considered a scam to ask for large amounts of money for an item, but it is not in the spirit of the game to over price an item. It is not our intention to set limits on what players trade. It is a player's responsibility to make sure that they are paying a good price for an item. We would suggest doing research prior to future trades by using the Runescape.com Marketplace forum or talking to other players. Remember, the second trade-window is there to keep you safe from scammers. If someone is not giving you enough time to check the items being traded then we would strongly advise you to find someone else to trade with. Do not hit the 'Accept' button in the second stage of trading unless you are totally satisfied with the trade. You will not get in trouble for scamming if you choose to take your time and check that everything is as it should be." He could have reported you for customer service abuse I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 K I got a story: Note: the noobs are members wearing god armors, and i was wearing full sara. Anyways they found me and then we started walking arround as the god team... lol. then at fally A lvl 6 starts to follow us. Note: one of the guys in the team said he had a lvl 124 account. Lvl 6: Show me that lvl 124 account Lvl 6: Show it! noob1: no Lvl 6 : so you dont have a lvl 124 account Lvl6: noob1 (i dont remember the rest of the sentence but the lvl 6 repeats several times). Noob1: im gonna report u for bug abuse noob2: yea good idea noob3: lol me: ... they all say reported me: i didnt see any bug abuse here Lvl 6: my main is a mod noob1: reported for impersonating (he didnt right it well) noob 2 and 3 : reported me: p mod isnt impersonating Then with the lvl 6 following us the story continues, then the 3 noobs try to get the lvl 6 killed by a hiway man (in the pic). Since it didnt work we all went to karamja where they started to make fun of the lvl 6. me: im outta here i dont want to be with ppl that make fun of low lvls and i teled. The amazing thing is that the lvl 6 was following and didnt stop... i'd say its a noob too... Here is the pic: Im the one in sara (and the only non-member :XD: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Sorry for the double post... On a free world: guy: selling g maul 100k me: ur not on a membs world guy: srry *guy logs out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 How am I liable... Genius yeh i dont get it either 1MIL for polished butons not only is it a scam its a pathetic scam technically its not a scam he's just selling them for way more than overpriced. even if someone falls for it he won't be able to report because of what mememe513 said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkritual4 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I don't get how selling an item at an extremely outrageous price isn't a scam. So i'm just gona go around RS and sell polished buttons for 1 mil I guess. Since it's not reportable. Edit: Ya I was just kinda mad. I should have asked him what they are used for. And if he said they give like 10k xp in mining then that's a scam correct? :?: Sorry for being such a jerk everyone, lets get back on topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentsurf Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I don't get how selling an item at an extremely outrageous price isn't a scam. So i'm just gona go around RS and sell polished buttons for 1 mil I guess. Since it's not reportable. If you'd go to world 1 and said: Selling Burnt Lobster 1 million gp each! Then it wouldn't really be scamming. YOu're asking for an outrageous price and there's nothing wrong about that. If someone buys it, Lucky you. \ But you could get in trouble as you are trying to make people think that something is worth more than it really is. So don't try it. :notalk: BUT if you'd said: Selling rare burnt lobster! 1 million gp each! That's scamming. burnt lobsters aren't rare, but you say they are. This is lying about something for personal gain. This is scamming. :shame: Me:Where do you get "polished buttons"? :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Thank you How am I liable... Genius yeh i dont get it either 1MIL for polished butons not only is it a scam its a pathetic scam technically its not a scam he's just selling them for way more than overpriced. even if someone falls for it he won't be able to report because of what mememe513 said I don't get how selling an item at an extremely outrageous price isn't a scam. So i'm just gona go around RS and sell polished buttons for 1 mil I guess. Since it's not reportable. If you'd go to world 1 and said: Selling Burnt Lobster 1 million gp each! Then it wouldn't really be scamming. YOu're asking for an outrageous price and there's nothing wrong about that. If someone buys it, Lucky you. \ But you could get in trouble as you are trying to make people think that something is worth more than it really is. So don't try it. :notalk: BUT if you'd said: Selling rare burnt lobster! 1 million gp each! That's scamming. burnt lobsters aren't rare, but you say they are. This is lying about something for personal gain. This is scamming. :shame: Yes, claiming that something is rare when it isn't is against the rules, so don't call African Black Lobsters rare :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Also, yesterday, when I was fishing at Barbarian Village, a level 74 comes up and starts asking for free food. Is there a level limit on being a noob???? Though most higher levels and almost all Tip.Iters are not noobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henkiex Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 noob: hi me: hi noob: str lvl? me: 62 noob: ok noob: ive 80 wc noob: wanna be friends? me: uuhm ok me: how much money have u got? noob: only 5m me: ok nice noob: u? me: 2m, I used the rest 2 buy god armors. noob: lol a waste of money. me: ok ur oppinion me: i have rune g with me. noob: show me me: (i showed him) noob: cool me: ty noob: (few secondes later) it may sound like a scam but can i wear ur rune g for a few secondes? ill give it back me: naah noob: plz, ur my friend ill never lie 2 u me: u have 5m buy it urself noob: i lied me: go wcing noob: i cant its only 11 me: lol, i said u woudnt lie. what do u call this? noob: plzz me: reported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShadowClawe Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 lol i remember one... in varrock circle i saw this one noob saying "free painting s0rds!!!!" I go up to him. NOOB:Free s0rd painting!!! ME:What is paint... ive never heard of paint. NOOB:of cors3!!! paint is used for paintg sw0rdss! folo me to s0rd shop So i follow him... While following, I quickly check the items database. Nadda. ME:what color can you paint them? NOOB:I can paint them blue, green, red, the color of rune or even g0ld!!! ME:ok but can i buy the paint myself? NOOB:sorry man untradabl ME:then how did u get it? maybe i can find someway to get it... All the while laughing to myself NOOB:well i pked some1 for it NOOB:i pk everyone cuz im the richest guy in runescape i have 300m! Note that he is combat lvl 4. ME:ok then, heres a bronze dagger (I happened to have a few coins on me when i folowed him to the sword shop) NOOB:no, sorry only black s0rds and above. ME:ok then, can i trade a black dagger for a gold-painted black dagger? NOOB:no sorry, dont have a black dagger to paint. ME:well can you just buy one? NOOB: no, i cant afford just to buy *swear* expensive black weapons using the *swear* little mony i got just for the pleasure of seeing *swear* people greed... (The rest was caught off the screen) NOOB: **** you! ME:reported Man i had a tough time figuring out which rule i should report him for... I finally decided to report him for item scamming, but when he kept on followingn me still swearing then after the 60 second abuse protectiong thingy was done, i reported him again for offensive language! Paint, huh? Where do these noobs go to school? Mars elementary? DingDong Middle school? Dumbo high? University of Dementation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShadowClawe Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Also, yesterday, when I was fishing at Barbarian Village, a level 74 comes up and starts asking for free food. Is there a level limit on being a noob???? Though most higher levels and almost all Tip.Iters are not noobs. No, actually, there is no limit on noob levels. some level 126s are noobs, believe it or not. Just, higher levels have most likely had more experience playing the game, therefore know what appropriate playing is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Not Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 lol, i had one guy once when i was f2p say selling good armor 100k..i was looking to buy rune armor (hoping that was what he was selling) so i trade him and he puts up full steel!!! lol i go thats worth about 2k he goes ok then says selling good armor 30k lol!!!!! If you quote me please be sure to note that I'm extremely mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 noob:selling cowhide 1gp!! me:there worth 100 noob:quit trying to scamm me #-o :-k OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Not Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 noob:selling cowhide 1gp!! me:there worth 100 noob:quit trying to scamm me #-o :-k LOL wow If you quote me please be sure to note that I'm extremely mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex7356 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 ok i'am training and this noob comes up to me noob: go to hell noob: noob me: wtf lol me: noob noob: **** your dads coc me: lol reported me: enjoy being banned noob noob: lick your moms [bleep]ina noob: noob me: yep i'am sure u lick you moms every night.................. he then logs off 15 minutes later he pms me noob:at least i can do people noob me: ignore hope u get banned not so funny but a bit worrying :( [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Bacon_Man Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Ok, this happened right as I logged in. I deleted pic a while back though. -.- A noob runs past me. Noob: Haha Scammed! Noob: Ah got it N0w! Noob: Hahahahahahahahaha Noob:Hahahahahahahahaha Kinda sad. Openly yelling that he scammed someone. Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 ok i'am training and this noob comes up to me noob: [bleep] noob: noob me: [what the heck] lol me: noob noob: **** your dads coc me: lol reported me: enjoy being banned noob noob: lick your moms [bleep]ina noob: noob me: yep i'am sure u lick you moms every night.................. he then logs off 15 minutes later he pms me noob:at least i can do people noob me: ignore hope u get banned not so funny but a bit worrying :( do not put that part it gives me bad thoughts... :oops: Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skill_Caster Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Well, after getting my ghostly sword, I headed off to F2P to meet my friend. In about 2 minutes, I had an entire train of people following me, asking what it was. One even threatened to ban me because he was a 'banner', and impersonated jagex staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFonseka Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 2432nd to 99 mining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 crop a little please? and what ecactly is that a picture of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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