caruana Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 "what does noob mean?" somebody asked me just now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 "what does noob mean?" somebody asked me just now lol Very ironic, isn't it? Also, you look for more funny noob moments, like when I kept shutting the door on the train of people in Barbarian Village. 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caruana Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caruana Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 "what does noob mean?" somebody asked me just now lol Very ironic, isn't it? Also, you look for more funny noob moments, like when I kept shutting the door on the train of people in Barbarian Village. 8-) looking for trouble... mean... but usually funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caruana Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 i remember this from a few months ago..... me: (reciting the song from snow white) noob: whatcha doing? me: mining and singing noob: why? me: to lvl up noob: cool, mining lvl?? me: uhh... 65 noob: singing lvl??????? me: uhh.... 12? noob: haha noob reported there is no singing lvl in warcraft!!!! me: --..-- ... this is runescape... noob: it is??? me: ... yes... noob: i don't like you... is there a way i can kill you? me: ya, its the wilderness... noob: i challenge you to a shaolin showdown! me: a what?? noob: come on chicken... i wanna kill you... me: w/e. follow me... *goes into the wilderness* me: see now you can kill me... noob: diiiiiie!!!!!!! (noob gets killed) (pm) noob: omfg cheap reported!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: cool noob: how do you ban ppl??? me: uhh... well first you.... *loggs out and takes a 2 day break* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimmel15 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 well this one happened to me today it was via pm's all out of the blue noob: omg, you scamming n00b me: why hello to you too... noob: you scammed (insert some accounts name here) me: i don't scam, i've never scammed ever me: i've been training and doing quests for a long time now me: and for the moment i'm walking around in low lvl wildy noob: you scamming n00b me: ok.... me: are you sure you've got the right person? noob: yes, you scamming n00b me: okay then... so who did i scam again according to you? *nothing for some time* noob: oh sry... wrong person noob: sry sry sry very sry noob: seriously i'm sorry i got the wrong person... me: nice going nublet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionisam Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Heh, I was just smithing steel and reading this post, when I looked back at runescaoe, this guy was following me. This followed: Him:Why you standing there? Him:And peeing? Him:Go clean up your mess! Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remellion Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was training in the Wizard Tower. Crazy noob walks up. Noob: Free rune scimmy plz (x50) Me: Go away, beggar. Noob: (insert random expletives) u Noob: I will rprt u Me: (thinking) ?!.... HAHAHA. Then he went off to try it on someone else. I swear, next time someone begs for rune items, I'll give a noted Rune Essence (1). 42/yay/42/whee/42/cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThruItAll Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 One time I was on my level 10 account (which i had just started), I was in Lumby killing giant spiders. Noob: Omg, Im gonna report you! Me: For what? Noob: Bug Abuse, Ha, Reported. Clearly this guy was like 5 years old and didnt have a clue what he was talking about. :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: If you think im lying i think i have screenies but cant find where I saved them. :roll: danke Schon Sam!^^"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"-Carl Barât Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Heh, I was just smithing steel and reading this post, when I looked back at runescaoe, this guy was following me. This followed: Him:Why you standing there? Him:And peeing? Him:Go clean up your mess! lol! :lol: :XD: :XD: :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Newb: lvl 14 | Noob: lvl 34 | Noob2: Lvl 57 | Noob3: Lvl 93 | * In cwars sara waiting room* Noob: Z0mghs! gte the nuoblet otu of her or we gona loss! Noob2:wowz watta noob. Noob3: Rofl n00b go bac 2 zamm Newb: Me? y? Noob2:Bcus ur a choobe no0b! Noob:omffg the n00b w1ll m4k3 us l0s3! Noob3:Go back to lumby nooby! Continues on until game starts, I later notice Noob2 friendly-firing people with the tunnel rocks... -.- What noobs. NOTE: *No noobish speak was altered in the making of this post, unless i SOMEHOW managed to misspell their o-so-clear speech...* There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinPete112 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 *I was cursing the monk in varrock* Guy: What r u doin ME: Cursing this monk Guy: I reprted u 4 bad lang u nub Me: Can i have that in english Guy: Im gonna **** your cat with my huge **** and shovel Me: Ok (Ignore) Sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarko Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 One time I was on my level 10 account (which i had just started), I was in Lumby killing giant spiders. Noob: Omg, Im gonna report you! Me: For what? Noob: Bug Abuse, Ha, Reported. Clearly this guy was like 5 years old and didnt have a clue what he was talking about. :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: If you think im lying i think i have screenies but cant find where I saved them. :roll: This same joke has been posted literally hundreds of times... both on this topic and many others... its NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, PLEASE STOP REPEATING IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Runar Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was wielding addy axe at Draynor Village. Lvl-3: Can i buy your axe? Me: If you have enough money. Lvl-3: How much? Me: 2K Lvl-3: You mean 2 gp? Me: No, 2000 gp. Other funny... At Pest Control I was wearing Full Addy. Someone guy: I love you addy girl *lol* The Runar's (OSRS) DIY blog - most viewed Blogscape blog ever! Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcfc Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Back when I went F2P for an hour (pay-by-phone servers were down) Level 7: Hey Me: Hey Level 7: Noob Me: What? Level 7: Ur moms a noob Me: ... Level 7: ... 2 u 2 Strangest chat ever. Thanks everybody for the sigs | 3,956 to 99 fishing | King of BsK 18/09/08 - 18/10/08Chelsea Supporter | CD Supporter | AfterShock MemberXbox LIVE Gamertag: Cotton TradersNow what the hell are you waitin' for? After me, there shall be no more, so for one last time, make some noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 we were in casle wars when this happened: noob: everyone here are ******* like 25 other ppl: reported noob: i hate you you guys are reported for jagex impersonating, you *******! me and like 15 other ppl: rofl Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhosseins Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 noob: selling account me: I reportd you for accoutn sellling Noob: thanks me: your welcome: (two minutes later) the same Noob: selling account noob:need hot gfme this is not a dating sevice its a game noob:but thats the only reson i play this gamethen is suggest you use a dating service but i cant im only 7 #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eias Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 i was bored so i was walking in and out of alkharid gate and a noob comes to me noob: hey you must be rich!!!!!111 the gate costs 10gp each time! me: nop,its free because im a friend of alkharid noob: really???? how can you do this??? noob again: i added alkharid to the friend list so can you please tell him to add me so i talk with him please??? :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralvn Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 i was watching some kid talk to this guy with a 99 wc skill cape Noob: Hey cool cape (at this point i thought "do emote"...boy was i wrong. i will shorten this conversation wayyyy down) Guy: thanks Noob: can i have it? Guy: lol...not tradeable Noob: please? Guy: ...not tradeable Noob: how would you know? Guy: cuz its a skill cape. gotta have 99 in a skill to get one Noob: omg no you dont. my friend has one and he has no 99 skills Guy: mmhmmm... (trades him probly cuz he walked up to him) there was a lot more there...most of it involves cussing and reporting. so i shortened it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongestnoobever Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 (note: this was on my lvl 8 pure) noob(talking to me, i was in that house in lumby with two men):leave or i'll kill you me: i bet noob:nooby me:i got 83 main so....whos a noob now? noob:u r me:what? I dont speak noob. Use correct english. noob.ur stupid me: Your not very good at spelling huh? noob:sut up!(he honestly spelling "shut" wrong..) some people are just such noobs huh? :XD: i use a new account now "knex2" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 i was selling my rune axe at draynor vilage me:selling rune axe 25k he:OMG HAXOR SCAMA me:me no speaky swahelie he:run xes r 200gp ea nubloot me:no dude thats the repair price he: OMG HAX0 SCAMO F YOU<---HE SAID FU.... 2ND he:sellina d chaing 60k *i run to bank* *he puts up steel chain and red dy* me:what in the world he:mix dem togetha 2 get d chaing me:are you a scamer or did your mum drop you on your head me;when you were youn he:yhoo tok weeerd me: i talk english he:am scootichh 4 lyf me:im scotish but you dont hear me talking like a ned(chav) he: gut 2 jaba me: hes definetly scotish -.- i have more im just bored OFF TOPIC: MY FIRST POST IN LIKE A YEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacksoul666 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 for the record my post i was lvl 25 at the time i had just lost full steel (i no harsh) and i didnt hav the money 2 give him good stuff and! i only killed cus he tried 2 give me 3gp for helpin him i no it was mean but i found it hilarious anyway http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/12/blackpuding1.png a penquin with its head in a beer can: cruel, but yet some how hilariousif u like this put it in ur sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobjoebob999 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I was cutting yews F2P at edgeville Noob: wcing lvl? Noob: il bet i beat all of u im 63 Me: 75 Noob: What a noob il bet u only play rs Me: um... Me:...sure Noob: What a noob Me: Is the only thing u can say "what a noob"? Now the noob logs out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 On a free world Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Me: You know bow strings are members only right? Noob: Kk Noob: Ya I know *10 seconds later* Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Me: You know this is a free world right Noob: Ya Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Me: Ok that just a little wierd. Noob: Ya I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 On a free world Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Me: You know bow strings are members only right? Noob: Kk Noob: Ya I know *10 seconds later* Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Me: You know this is a free world right Noob: Ya Noob: Buying bow strings Noob: Buying bow strings Me: Ok that just a little wierd. Noob: Ya I know. ROFL I fell out of my chair reading the last sentence! :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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