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Noobs are not only silly, they're also predictable. Check this one, just happened, in the mining guild, world 20:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

private message from a friend: bwa ja da ga e me gij? (Duch dialect for not too bad, and you?) Note thet the "ga e" turned into ** *

 

 

 

I try to say ga e, and it is also turned into ** *

 

 

 

noob in front of me: **** you guess it was the f-word

 

 

 

me: this is silly

 

 

 

me: you cannot even say

 

 

 

me: g

 

 

 

me: a

 

 

 

noob: ga

 

 

 

me: (space)

 

 

 

me: e

 

 

 

noob: y

 

 

 

me: i gues it looks too much like ***

 

 

 

me: g

 

 

 

me: a

 

 

 

me: y

 

 

 

noob: your

 

 

 

noob: mother

 

 

 

me: Yes? What about her?

 

 

 

me: let me guess: she's fat? You ****** her lat night? that was the past simple of the f-word. I've seen more noobs saying these things before.

 

 

 

noob: yes

 

 

 

me: lol

 

 

 

the noob shuts up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would have reported your [wagon] so fast..

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oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

player: Poisoning daggers for free!

 

 

 

me: er, so I give you a dagger, you poison it, and you hand it back right?

 

 

 

(quick check, nope, he's not in highscores for herby)

 

 

 

player: yes that's right, can I have your dagger please.

 

 

 

me: why not just hand out free weapon poison?

 

 

 

player: I want xp from poisoning them

 

 

 

me: that sounds suspiciously like item scamming to me

 

 

 

player: it is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can guess what happened next

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and this is is funny too:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

 

 

Noob2: Why?

 

 

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

 

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

 

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

 

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

 

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and i got this one too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

 

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

 

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

 

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

 

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

 

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

 

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

 

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

 

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

 

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

 

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

 

 

Guy:for what?

 

 

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

 

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

 

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob

 

 

 

^lol i always tought whips look weird

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats all i have for now :lol:

 

 

 

the "sausages"one made to laugh cuz i never actually looked at a whip in that way,as a sauge...... :-k

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Noobs are not only silly, they're also predictable. Check this one, just happened, in the mining guild, world 20:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

private message from a friend: bwa ja da ga e me gij? (Duch dialect for not too bad, and you?) Note thet the "ga e" turned into ** *

 

 

 

I try to say ga e, and it is also turned into ** *

 

 

 

noob in front of me: **** you guess it was the f-word

 

 

 

me: this is silly

 

 

 

me: you cannot even say

 

 

 

me: g

 

 

 

me: a

 

 

 

noob: ga

 

 

 

me: (space)

 

 

 

me: e

 

 

 

noob: y

 

 

 

me: i gues it looks too much like ***

 

 

 

me: g

 

 

 

me: a

 

 

 

me: y

 

 

 

noob: your

 

 

 

noob: mother

 

 

 

me: Yes? What about her?

 

 

 

me: let me guess: she's fat? You ****** her lat night? that was the past simple of the f-word. I've seen more noobs saying these things before.

 

 

 

noob: yes

 

 

 

me: lol

 

 

 

the noob shuts up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would have reported your [wagon] so fast..

*looks at censored word in post above* hypocrite?
Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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Not only n00b says the funniest things... they also have no idea how to look great on RuneScape:

 

 

 

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N00b is outlined with red, I am outlined with blue

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I was doing death to the dorgeshuun and leading Zanik around, I was at the front of the castle when a newb appeared from tutorial island.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:congrats on getting here!

 

 

 

newb:where am I?

 

 

 

me:Lumbridge. It's near the middle of the world.

 

 

 

newb:Is this where I can get a gun?

 

 

 

me:...excuse me?

 

 

 

newb:a gun. you dont know what a gun is?

 

 

 

me:...

 

 

 

newb:wow, what a n00b!

 

 

 

me:Sorry to burst your bubble but....there aren't guns in runescape...

 

 

 

newb:what?

 

 

 

me:yeah, its a little known fact that there were no guns in the middle ages

 

 

 

newb: But I only joined so I could get a gun...are you scamming me?

 

 

 

me:no.use your common sense. we use swords. Medieval.

 

 

 

newb: Scammer! I'm reporting you!

 

 

 

me:right...

 

 

 

newb:umm....how do I report?

 

 

 

me:it's near the bottom of the page.

 

 

 

newb:thanks.

 

 

 

me:....have fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then I walked away. I added the guy though cuz I was interested, and sure enough, he never logged on again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's the best even if it is fake <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

 

 

Noob2: Why?

 

 

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

 

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

 

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

 

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

 

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Roflmao for around... well, still laughing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

 

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

 

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

 

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

 

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

 

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

 

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

 

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

 

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

 

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

 

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

 

 

Guy:for what?

 

 

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

 

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

 

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have also heard someone say D-legs was sausages if you look on them layin on the ground.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A longer story i just remembered (lasted for half a year):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him: Plz, give me money I just died in the wilderness

 

 

 

Me: Follow, I will teach you how to make money

 

 

 

Takes him to dwarf mine and teaches him how to mine and make money.

 

 

 

Me: So you know how to mine now?

 

 

 

Him: Yes, can I add you?

 

 

 

Me: Sure

 

 

 

3 months later and we have chatted once in a while, I annoy my friends by turning privat chat on and off...

 

 

 

Him: Is your comp bad?

 

 

 

Me: No, I'm just annoying my other friends

 

 

 

Him: Kk

 

 

 

One day I stood on white wolf mountain with an clue scroll then he wrote

 

 

 

Him: Hey, how are you doing?

 

 

 

Me: Fine, and you?

 

 

 

Him: Who are you!!!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I mean, like What the heck, if he have forgotten who I am why do he write to me?

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Not only n00bs say the funniest things... they also have no idea how to look great on RuneScape:

 

 

 

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I am outlined with red, the noob is outlined with blue

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl :lol: , ever had some lvl5 say that he'll never forget you cause you gave them a free steel scimmy?

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not exactly scammin but this nub...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: walking to barbarians to train range

 

 

 

noob: hi

 

 

 

me: hi

 

 

 

noob: *follows me and ask:* do u no wat day today is?

 

 

 

me: uh.. no?

 

 

 

noob: its my birthday

 

 

 

me: uh.. congratz?

 

 

 

noob: can i have sum items?

 

 

 

me: uh no cause im poor

 

 

 

noob: can i just have 1k? PLZ PLZ!

 

 

 

me: no...

 

 

 

noob: meanie!

 

 

 

me: lol noob

 

 

 

noob: *left*

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i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sk1:so what stuff you got

 

 

 

sk2:d long

 

 

 

sk1:cool

 

 

 

sk2:im gona merchant it

 

 

 

noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS

 

 

 

sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude

 

 

 

noob: lol i heard that before noobs

 

 

 

sk1: *sigh* logs out

 

 

 

sk2: *sigh* logs out

 

 

 

these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob

 

 

 

lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying

 

 

 

noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me

 

 

 

lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob

 

 

 

sk1 and 2 log in

 

 

 

sk1: hi guys were back

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i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sk1:so what stuff you got

 

 

 

sk2:d long

 

 

 

sk1:cool

 

 

 

sk2:im gona merchant it

 

 

 

noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS

 

 

 

sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude

 

 

 

noob: lol i heard that before noobs

 

 

 

sk1: *sigh* logs out

 

 

 

sk2: *sigh* logs out

 

 

 

these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob

 

 

 

lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying

 

 

 

noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me

 

 

 

lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob

 

 

 

sk1 and 2 log in

 

 

 

sk1: hi guys were back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not saying they were noobs but that must be the fist tiem a lv3 has gone to get their main account

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i was highalcing some hardleathers when i listened in on these two noobs talking, one lvl 15 and one lvl 9. their conversation lasted for quite a few minutes. i was intrigued so i followed them around for a bit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

girl noob: please leave snake. i dont want to see you any more

 

 

 

boy noob: rida give me a chance.

 

 

 

boy noob: forgive me rida.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*girl noob runs off and boy noob follows anxiously. i follow them and continue alcing*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

boy noob: i brought you a gift.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*girl noob continues to walk away*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

boy noob: i just want you to have these gifts.

 

 

 

boy noob: i dont ask that you forgive me. just take them please.

 

 

 

girl noob: who was that person back there following you? do you love her?

 

 

 

boy noob: no. i only love you

 

 

 

boy noob: please take this gift. i dont ask that you forgive me. just take them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*boy noob trades with girl noob. seconds later girl noob is wearing a tiara.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

girl noob: how do i look?

 

 

 

boy noob: you look beautiful as always. i love you rida

 

 

 

girl noob: :)

 

 

 

girl noob: im seriously crying right now. you're the best, snake.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*at this time girl noob notices that i have been following them*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

girl noob: who is this zoojane girl? why is she following you?

 

 

 

girl noob: do you love her snake?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*this is where i decide to get involved*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: get your own man, rida! i had snake first.

 

 

 

me: come one snake. you dont need her.

 

 

 

boy noob: i dont know you zoojane. go away you witch.

 

 

 

girl noob: go away jane!

 

 

 

me: but hes my man!

 

 

 

girl noob: snake lets switch to world 1 so that jane cant follow us.

 

 

 

boy noob: ok

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*they insult me a few more times. i was surprised that rida trusted him so much. they log out and switch worlds to avoid me but they dont realize that i could have easily followed them to world 1. but i dont really care, so i leave and finish alcing somewhere else.*

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I was on my noob doing shield of arrav with a friend, and got to the part where you have to kill the weapons master. A noob comes (level 27, I was 10) in and starts stealing all the crossbows and generally being a jerk, so I said "Don't make me get my main in here!" (My main actually was in Varrock at the time, so I log onto main, and walk into the house).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Told you I'd get my main!

 

 

 

Noob: Uh, Uh, noob!

 

 

 

*noob logs out*

 

 

 

*I log back on my noob*

 

 

 

*27 logs back in*

 

 

 

Me: How'd you like my main?

 

 

 

Noob: That wasn't your main, fr00b!

 

 

 

Me:Yes it was!

 

 

 

Noob: What was his name, then?

 

 

 

Me: JJ r0x 2

 

 

 

Noob: Ch00by nub!

 

 

 

*noob bolts away like he was late for a bus while being chased by a rabbid dog*

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i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sk1:so what stuff you got

 

 

 

sk2:d long

 

 

 

sk1:cool

 

 

 

sk2:im gona merchant it

 

 

 

noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS

 

 

 

sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude

 

 

 

noob: lol i heard that before noobs

 

 

 

sk1: *sigh* logs out

 

 

 

sk2: *sigh* logs out

 

 

 

these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob

 

 

 

lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying

 

 

 

noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me

 

 

 

lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob

 

 

 

sk1 and 2 log in

 

 

 

sk1: hi guys were back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not saying they were noobs but that must be the fist tiem a lv3 has gone to get their main account

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah and funny as well. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w

 

 

 

i was like that on my first week of runescape too <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Same for me -.-

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This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This person has been QUOTED!! :mrgreen:

 

 

 

*points to sig*

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This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w

 

 

 

i was like that on my first week of runescape too <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Same for me -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Join the club of people who spent their first week of runescape die constantly :(

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I guess the first thing I died to was a highway man or something, otherwise I was really close to get killed by a man once in Lumbrigde while I in real life yelled "DANIEL!" (my friend) "DANIEL, DANIEL, THIS IDIOTIC MAN IS KILLING ME, HELP ME!!!"

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I guess the first thing I died to was a highway man or something, otherwise I was really close to get killed by a man once in Lumbrigde while I in real life yelled "DANIEL!" (my friend) "DANIEL, DANIEL, THIS IDIOTIC MAN IS KILLING ME, HELP ME!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I first died to a man and I kept asking him not to kill me.

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When i first started runescape with my old main melelqeen i was mining gold at sears villiage and there was this level 8 there saying "im staying hear all day long intil im level 60 mining!, i level up every load of[ i4got ]."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All i said was are you sure, good luck!

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LOL heres one

 

 

 

I was talkin to a noob, I had added him, he said friends so i said sure

 

 

 

and we were just talkin n everythin, and i mention my old main, which is now banned, so...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HIM: I used to have a main account

 

 

 

Me: cool, wat lvl was it?

 

 

 

HIM: It was level 147 and I had over 350bill.

 

 

 

Me: OHH, cool, wats name?

 

 

 

(he tells me name which isnt in high scores at all)

 

 

 

Me: OK first of all, lvl 126 is the highest combat lvl u can go on runescape

 

 

 

HIM: oh srry i meant to type 126.

 

 

 

Me: and the most amount of money u can have is 999m (not sure if it really is, i just said it to make him admit lol)

 

 

 

Me: and also, ur name isnt even in high scores

 

 

 

HIM: that's becuz its banned and when u get banned, they delete ur high scores.

 

 

 

Me: no they dont, my main is banned and his hi scores still there

 

 

 

HIM: yeh but if its been banned for over a year, they delete the account

 

 

 

Me: no they dont, my main has been banned for over a year

 

 

 

HIM: then its deleted

 

 

 

Me: no its not

 

 

 

HIM: how u know?

 

 

 

Me: becuz i just logged on to it earlier today to send a message to Jagex

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol he just logged out then, or turned off his private chat (this was all in private chat)

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