nightshade53 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Noobs are not only silly, they're also predictable. Check this one, just happened, in the mining guild, world 20: private message from a friend: bwa ja da ga e me gij? (Duch dialect for not too bad, and you?) Note thet the "ga e" turned into ** * I try to say ga e, and it is also turned into ** * noob in front of me: **** you guess it was the f-word me: this is silly me: you cannot even say me: g me: a noob: ga me: (space) me: e noob: y me: i gues it looks too much like *** me: g me: a me: y noob: your noob: mother me: Yes? What about her? me: let me guess: she's fat? You ****** her lat night? that was the past simple of the f-word. I've seen more noobs saying these things before. noob: yes me: lol the noob shuts up. I would have reported your [wagon] so fast.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eonrogue Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I got a screen of mine he was talking about a song he saw on Disney Channel Tip.it's official Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timbits Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D player: Poisoning daggers for free! me: er, so I give you a dagger, you poison it, and you hand it back right? (quick check, nope, he's not in highscores for herby) player: yes that's right, can I have your dagger please. me: why not just hand out free weapon poison? player: I want xp from poisoning them me: that sounds suspiciously like item scamming to me player: it is. You can guess what happened next and this is is funny too: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird thats all i have for now :lol: the "sausages"one made to laugh cuz i never actually looked at a whip in that way,as a sauge...... :-k Barrows Items(Order)-V brassy,V-skirt,T legs,Guthan WarSpear.Dragon-NONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Noobs are not only silly, they're also predictable. Check this one, just happened, in the mining guild, world 20: private message from a friend: bwa ja da ga e me gij? (Duch dialect for not too bad, and you?) Note thet the "ga e" turned into ** * I try to say ga e, and it is also turned into ** * noob in front of me: **** you guess it was the f-word me: this is silly me: you cannot even say me: g me: a noob: ga me: (space) me: e noob: y me: i gues it looks too much like *** me: g me: a me: y noob: your noob: mother me: Yes? What about her? me: let me guess: she's fat? You ****** her lat night? that was the past simple of the f-word. I've seen more noobs saying these things before. noob: yes me: lol the noob shuts up. I would have reported your [wagon] so fast..*looks at censored word in post above* hypocrite? Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I got a screen of mine he was talking about a song he saw on Disney Channel he wasnt realy being a noob tbh u were hes obviously talking to a freind :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Not only n00b says the funniest things... they also have no idea how to look great on RuneScape: N00b is outlined with red, I am outlined with blue When I was doing death to the dorgeshuun and leading Zanik around, I was at the front of the castle when a newb appeared from tutorial island. me:congrats on getting here! newb:where am I? me:Lumbridge. It's near the middle of the world. newb:Is this where I can get a gun? me:...excuse me? newb:a gun. you dont know what a gun is? me:... newb:wow, what a n00b! me:Sorry to burst your bubble but....there aren't guns in runescape... newb:what? me:yeah, its a little known fact that there were no guns in the middle ages newb: But I only joined so I could get a gun...are you scamming me? me:no.use your common sense. we use swords. Medieval. newb: Scammer! I'm reporting you! me:right... newb:umm....how do I report? me:it's near the bottom of the page. newb:thanks. me:....have fun. then I walked away. I added the guy though cuz I was interested, and sure enough, he never logged on again. That's the best even if it is fake Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! Roflmao for around... well, still laughing! Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so [bleep] noob I have also heard someone say D-legs was sausages if you look on them layin on the ground. --- A longer story i just remembered (lasted for half a year): Him: Plz, give me money I just died in the wilderness Me: Follow, I will teach you how to make money Takes him to dwarf mine and teaches him how to mine and make money. Me: So you know how to mine now? Him: Yes, can I add you? Me: Sure 3 months later and we have chatted once in a while, I annoy my friends by turning privat chat on and off... Him: Is your comp bad? Me: No, I'm just annoying my other friends Him: Kk One day I stood on white wolf mountain with an clue scroll then he wrote Him: Hey, how are you doing? Me: Fine, and you? Him: Who are you!!!? And I mean, like What the heck, if he have forgotten who I am why do he write to me? In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Not only n00bs say the funniest things... they also have no idea how to look great on RuneScape: I am outlined with red, the noob is outlined with blue Rofl :lol: , ever had some lvl5 say that he'll never forget you cause you gave them a free steel scimmy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhkagent Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 not exactly scammin but this nub... me: walking to barbarians to train range noob: hi me: hi noob: *follows me and ask:* do u no wat day today is? me: uh.. no? noob: its my birthday me: uh.. congratz? noob: can i have sum items? me: uh no cause im poor noob: can i just have 1k? PLZ PLZ! me: no... noob: meanie! me: lol noob noob: *left* I'm too poor to afford a sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me sk1:so what stuff you got sk2:d long sk1:cool sk2:im gona merchant it noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude noob: lol i heard that before noobs sk1: *sigh* logs out sk2: *sigh* logs out these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob sk1 and 2 log in sk1: hi guys were back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximu160490 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me sk1:so what stuff you got sk2:d long sk1:cool sk2:im gona merchant it noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude noob: lol i heard that before noobs sk1: *sigh* logs out sk2: *sigh* logs out these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob sk1 and 2 log in sk1: hi guys were back not saying they were noobs but that must be the fist tiem a lv3 has gone to get their main account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojane Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 i was highalcing some hardleathers when i listened in on these two noobs talking, one lvl 15 and one lvl 9. their conversation lasted for quite a few minutes. i was intrigued so i followed them around for a bit. girl noob: please leave snake. i dont want to see you any more boy noob: rida give me a chance. boy noob: forgive me rida. *girl noob runs off and boy noob follows anxiously. i follow them and continue alcing* boy noob: i brought you a gift. *girl noob continues to walk away* boy noob: i just want you to have these gifts. boy noob: i dont ask that you forgive me. just take them please. girl noob: who was that person back there following you? do you love her? boy noob: no. i only love you boy noob: please take this gift. i dont ask that you forgive me. just take them. *boy noob trades with girl noob. seconds later girl noob is wearing a tiara.* girl noob: how do i look? boy noob: you look beautiful as always. i love you rida girl noob: :) girl noob: im seriously crying right now. you're the best, snake. *at this time girl noob notices that i have been following them* girl noob: who is this zoojane girl? why is she following you? girl noob: do you love her snake? *this is where i decide to get involved* me: get your own man, rida! i had snake first. me: come one snake. you dont need her. boy noob: i dont know you zoojane. go away you witch. girl noob: go away jane! me: but hes my man! girl noob: snake lets switch to world 1 so that jane cant follow us. boy noob: ok *they insult me a few more times. i was surprised that rida trusted him so much. they log out and switch worlds to avoid me but they dont realize that i could have easily followed them to world 1. but i dont really care, so i leave and finish alcing somewhere else.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrox32 Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 I was on my noob doing shield of arrav with a friend, and got to the part where you have to kill the weapons master. A noob comes (level 27, I was 10) in and starts stealing all the crossbows and generally being a jerk, so I said "Don't make me get my main in here!" (My main actually was in Varrock at the time, so I log onto main, and walk into the house). Me: Told you I'd get my main! Noob: Uh, Uh, noob! *noob logs out* *I log back on my noob* *27 logs back in* Me: How'd you like my main? Noob: That wasn't your main, fr00b! Me:Yes it was! Noob: What was his name, then? Me: JJ r0x 2 Noob: Ch00by nub! *noob bolts away like he was late for a bus while being chased by a rabbid dog* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alagaesa Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w i was like that on my first week of runescape too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me sk1:so what stuff you got sk2:d long sk1:cool sk2:im gona merchant it noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude noob: lol i heard that before noobs sk1: *sigh* logs out sk2: *sigh* logs out these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob sk1 and 2 log in sk1: hi guys were back not saying they were noobs but that must be the fist tiem a lv3 has gone to get their main account Yeah and funny as well. :P This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w i was like that on my first week of runescape too Same for me -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gahh Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 finally read all 84 pages! :D :D lots of good stories but i haven't got any :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w This person has been QUOTED!! :mrgreen: *points to sig* Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 This is just how I felt when I first joined Runescape!! :-w i was like that on my first week of runescape too Same for me -.- Join the club of people who spent their first week of runescape die constantly :( In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximu160490 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 didn't everyone die when they first left lumby? Great quote though:) btw i first died to a cow :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I guess the first thing I died to was a highway man or something, otherwise I was really close to get killed by a man once in Lumbrigde while I in real life yelled "DANIEL!" (my friend) "DANIEL, DANIEL, THIS IDIOTIC MAN IS KILLING ME, HELP ME!!!" In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I guess the first thing I died to was a highway man or something, otherwise I was really close to get killed by a man once in Lumbrigde while I in real life yelled "DANIEL!" (my friend) "DANIEL, DANIEL, THIS IDIOTIC MAN IS KILLING ME, HELP ME!!!" I first died to a man and I kept asking him not to kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazyck Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I don't really remember if I posted in this, as it's been a while since I used these boards.. but basically just look at my sig. Bears y0. 1543 Skill total, 100% F2P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Devil_97 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I saw this the other day when i was fishing at Catherby I just sat there laughing thinking what a noob [/bads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEDEEPPKER Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 When i first started runescape with my old main melelqeen i was mining gold at sears villiage and there was this level 8 there saying "im staying hear all day long intil im level 60 mining!, i level up every load of[ i4got ]." All i said was are you sure, good luck! max hit with d scimm=28 : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detr_ak47 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 LOL heres one I was talkin to a noob, I had added him, he said friends so i said sure and we were just talkin n everythin, and i mention my old main, which is now banned, so... HIM: I used to have a main account Me: cool, wat lvl was it? HIM: It was level 147 and I had over 350bill. Me: OHH, cool, wats name? (he tells me name which isnt in high scores at all) Me: OK first of all, lvl 126 is the highest combat lvl u can go on runescape HIM: oh srry i meant to type 126. Me: and the most amount of money u can have is 999m (not sure if it really is, i just said it to make him admit lol) Me: and also, ur name isnt even in high scores HIM: that's becuz its banned and when u get banned, they delete ur high scores. Me: no they dont, my main is banned and his hi scores still there HIM: yeh but if its been banned for over a year, they delete the account Me: no they dont, my main has been banned for over a year HIM: then its deleted Me: no its not HIM: how u know? Me: becuz i just logged on to it earlier today to send a message to Jagex lol he just logged out then, or turned off his private chat (this was all in private chat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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