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lol i stil dnt understand....wtf is a mory!^^^ :anxious:

my famous last words will be....

"I dunno. lets press it and find out...` =P

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lol i stil dnt understand....[what the heck] is a mory!^^^ :anxious:

 

 

 

I think they were trying to say "money".

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I was feeling a bit bored, so I decided to follow a person who I assumed was an Autoer and grr at them... The following conversation ensued.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The part with the cape is funny, because I was actually wearing a cape at the time. :D

 

 

 

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PWNT! DEAD TO AUTOERS!

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I Was trying to get people to read my Post in runescape events.. http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=631570 [ Not sure if that link works... ] And this Level 65 Says To me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

65: Ray Oxide, you're reported!

 

 

 

Me: What!? Why?

 

 

 

65: Advertising a site

 

 

 

Me: Its an official site, That means its ok!

 

 

 

........It continued for about 5 mins, Then I bank my lobbies, and say to him by PM [ I Do this a lot, I dont let things go easy ]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pokemon Is A Registered Trademark, Yet You Have A Pokemon Name In Your Runescape Name, So Thats Illegal [ To Annoy Him ]

 

 

 

65: You used it just then too!

 

 

 

Me: Erm, I said it, you use it.

 

 

 

It went on longer, And he said i was getting payed to advertise so I Said

 

 

 

Me: Umm, No, I'm Advertising this 'cause I'm Giving food away!

 

 

 

Then He Blocks Me,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not so funny, just stupid [P.s. Look Into The Link ITS FREE FOOD!]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ur alowed to say major fan site liek tip.it hq runeweb etc (p mod told me :thumbsup: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, you're not allowed to say the name of any website... a Jagex mod told me. Player mods aren't always right, you know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And these last few pages are the best in awhile. They all seem a heck of a lot more real than the 40 pages before.

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Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D

 

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Well This, to me was funny...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Hey, [Name] want free stuff he was level 3

 

 

 

Him: trading

 

 

 

me: want stuff?

 

 

 

It eventually goes on like that, and i give him the stuff, [iron chainbody, Iron battleaxe]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him:what will happen

 

 

 

me: makes you stronger

 

 

 

Went on like that for 10 mins. he puts it on

 

 

 

Him: OMG I DID IT!

I dont need a siggy no moar.

Well, I was hanging around in the Varrock bank when I saw someone say "Selling Scamming Set!"

 

 

 

This intrigued me, so I decided to check it out.

 

 

 

Sure enough, this person was selling Chocolate dust, Muddy key, Charcoal, and Polished buttons...

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Well, I was hanging around in the Varrock bank when I saw someone say "Selling Scamming Set!"

 

 

 

This intrigued me, so I decided to check it out.

 

 

 

Sure enough, this person was selling Chocolate dust, Muddy key, Charcoal, and Polished buttons...

 

 

 

lol how much was he selling it for?

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This one's pretty short

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was in lumby watching this one noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Where's the voice talking to me with purple letters!?!

 

 

 

Me: Lol

 

 

 

Noob: Ah, stop it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not exact wording, but, yeah...

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hehehe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: im a scammer dont report me or my main will eat your mother

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i rofled at that one :lol:

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Well, I was hanging around in the Varrock bank when I saw someone say "Selling Scamming Set!"

 

 

 

This intrigued me, so I decided to check it out.

 

 

 

Sure enough, this person was selling Chocolate dust, Muddy key, Charcoal, and Polished buttons...

 

 

 

lol how much was he selling it for?

 

 

 

I think they said 200k :lol:

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lol a scammer selling stuff at scamming prices to get other scammers to scam :XD:

lol a scammer selling stuff at scamming prices to get other scammers to scam :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kind of ironic isnt it, a scammer scamming a scammer :lol:

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No.

 

lol a scammer selling stuff at scamming prices to get other scammers to scam :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kind of ironic isnt it, a scammer scamming a scammer :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah! A neverending chain of scammers! Save me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ooo,I got one. I was in he fishing guild, fishing and talking. I watched most of this conversation, mostly I wasn't part of it. Some high levels are arrogant, but others are nice ;]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob (around level 100):R U Stupid? Cookd Lobs R Like 600 Ea!1!!

 

 

 

Other guy(around level 89, I think): No they're not. they sell for 200-275 each.

 

 

 

Noob:U Dont No Hu Ur Dealin Wit!!

 

 

 

Other guy:Uhh, you?

 

 

 

Noob: Waht?

 

 

 

Other guy: -_-

 

 

 

Other guy: Do U No Hu I Am!!!11!!!!!?!?!?!?/1//1?!/1?1!?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Me (level 70): A stupid person? You can't even spell 'you' right.

 

 

 

Noob:U Want 2 Settle Dis in the Duel Areana lv 70?

 

 

 

Me: No thanks, I'm happily fishing.

 

 

 

Other guy:Lol

 

 

 

Noob: Me, U, Duel Areana Rite Now!

 

 

 

Me:Uh, no thanks. I'm fishing.

 

 

 

Noob:Noob!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then, a level 125 interveins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

125:Hey, [noob], fight me in the wilderness? No food, no prayer?

 

 

 

Noob:No Duel Areana.

 

 

 

125: Awww, afwaid to loose your Verac's?

 

 

 

Noob:No

 

 

 

Noob:Duel Areana

 

 

 

Other guy: Don't forget, he also can't spell 'arena'!

 

 

 

Me:Lol

 

 

 

Noob:Lv 89 fite me in Duel Areana

 

 

 

125:No, [noob], you are supposed to fight me in the wild, remember?

 

 

 

Noob:No ull beet me ur 25 lvs hier then me

 

 

 

125: You're 30 levels higher than that level 79 over there.

 

 

 

125: That's even less fair.

 

 

 

Noob:I like piking on lower lvs then me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had some screenies but they got deleted -.- .

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the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks.

what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yet

but i now it must be stupid.

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lol a scammer selling stuff at scamming prices to get other scammers to scam :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kind of ironic isnt it, a scammer scamming a scammer :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah! A neverending chain of scammers! Save me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ooo,I got one. I was in he fishing guild, fishing and talking. I watched most of this conversation, mostly I wasn't part of it. Some high levels are arrogant, but others are nice ;]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob (around level 100):R U Stupid? Cookd Lobs R Like 600 Ea!1!!

 

 

 

Other guy(around level 89, I think): No they're not. they sell for 200-275 each.

 

 

 

Noob:U Dont No Hu Ur Dealin Wit!!

 

 

 

Other guy:Uhh, you?

 

 

 

Noob: Waht?

 

 

 

Other guy: -_-

 

 

 

Other guy: Do U No Hu I Am!!!11!!!!!?!?!?!?/1//1?!/1?1!?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Me (level 70): A stupid person? You can't even spell 'you' right.

 

 

 

Noob:U Want 2 Settle Dis in the Duel Areana lv 70?

 

 

 

Me: No thanks, I'm happily fishing.

 

 

 

Other guy:Lol

 

 

 

Noob: Me, U, Duel Areana Rite Now!

 

 

 

Me:Uh, no thanks. I'm fishing.

 

 

 

Noob:Noob!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then, a level 125 interveins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

125:Hey, [noob], fight me in the wilderness? No food, no prayer?

 

 

 

Noob:No Duel Areana.

 

 

 

125: Awww, afwaid to loose your Verac's?

 

 

 

Noob:No

 

 

 

Noob:Duel Areana

 

 

 

Other guy: Don't forget, he also can't spell 'arena'!

 

 

 

Me:Lol

 

 

 

Noob:Lv 89 fite me in Duel Areana

 

 

 

125:No, [noob], you are supposed to fight me in the wild, remember?

 

 

 

Noob:No ull beet me ur 25 lvs hier then me

 

 

 

125: You're 30 levels higher than that level 79 over there.

 

 

 

125: That's even less fair.

 

 

 

Noob:I like piking on lower lvs then me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had some screenies but they got deleted -.- .

 

 

 

Wow lol.

 

 

 

This guy is over the top. :XD:

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[spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011:

 

Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115

Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)

Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85

 

lol I agree...

 

 

lol a scammer selling stuff at scamming prices to get other scammers to scam :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kind of ironic isnt it, a scammer scamming a scammer :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah! A neverending chain of scammers! Save me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ooo,I got one. I was in he fishing guild, fishing and talking. I watched most of this conversation, mostly I wasn't part of it. Some high levels are arrogant, but others are nice ;]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob (around level 100):R U Stupid? Cookd Lobs R Like 600 Ea!1!!

 

 

 

Other guy(around level 89, I think): No they're not. they sell for 200-275 each.

 

 

 

Noob:U Dont No Hu Ur Dealin Wit!!

 

 

 

Other guy:Uhh, you?

 

 

 

Noob: Waht?

 

 

 

Other guy: -_-

 

 

 

Other guy: Do U No Hu I Am!!!11!!!!!?!?!?!?/1//1?!/1?1!?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Me (level 70): A stupid person? You can't even spell 'you' right.

 

 

 

Noob:U Want 2 Settle Dis in the Duel Areana lv 70?

 

 

 

Me: No thanks, I'm happily fishing.

 

 

 

Other guy:Lol

 

 

 

Noob: Me, U, Duel Areana Rite Now!

 

 

 

Me:Uh, no thanks. I'm fishing.

 

 

 

Noob:Noob!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then, a level 125 interveins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

125:Hey, [noob], fight me in the wilderness? No food, no prayer?

 

 

 

Noob:No Duel Areana.

 

 

 

125: Awww, afwaid to loose your Verac's?

 

 

 

Noob:No

 

 

 

Noob:Duel Areana

 

 

 

Other guy: Don't forget, he also can't spell 'arena'!

 

 

 

Me:Lol

 

 

 

Noob:Lv 89 fite me in Duel Areana

 

 

 

125:No, [noob], you are supposed to fight me in the wild, remember?

 

 

 

Noob:No ull beet me ur 25 lvs hier then me

 

 

 

125: You're 30 levels higher than that level 79 over there.

 

 

 

125: That's even less fair.

 

 

 

Noob:I like piking on lower lvs then me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had some screenies but they got deleted -.- .

 

 

 

nice one, they even had bad enough grammar to put then instead of than too

Well, once I saw this girl character named Assault Ship. That's right, no stupid spelling, numbers or 1337 crap. So I said "Hey, cool name there!" and gave him 2k as I was in a good mood.

 

 

 

So she/he (dunno which, but you'll see later) said "Ty". Then:

 

 

 

AS: Hey, wanna be my bf?

 

 

 

My friend: (Pm) Another cyber noob?

 

 

 

Me: (Pm to him) Tele to Varrock, I'll meet you there.

 

 

 

Me: (to AS) Um... maybe. But first:

 

 

 

Me: (gets stuff out of bank, trades her/him. Shows her/him a law rune, 3 airs and a fire rune)

 

 

 

Me: Now tell me what these runes can be used for from the spell list.

 

 

 

AS: (waits, prolly searching) Varrock Teleport.

 

 

 

Random guy: (I think he was hoping to get a prize) Carrock Teleport

 

 

 

Me: Exactly. *click*

 

 

 

Your magic level is now [i don't remember]!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I decided to go for this because I have seen her/him going out with another lad dressed in some fancy outfit, and she/he must have been attracted to my full rune and she/he may not have even been a real girl.

 

 

 

Isn't one enough already?

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Noob: Selling cow dhide

noob:need hot gf

me this is not a dating sevice its a game

noob:but thats the only reson i play this game

then is suggest you use a dating service

but i cant im only 7 #-o

lol once my friend was playing at my house and he has a quest cape and a noob comes up and says "have u beat imp catcher" lol omg it was so funny

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Read upper one (miss spelling I think)

 

 

 

Not very funny but still... :uhh:

This one happened on the shores of Catherby, my friend Cheyy (there's more but let's leave it at that) was being harassed by a lvl 96, with a flail. He's following her, and bypassing the chat filter to insult her. And blowing kisses. He wanted to be her boyfriend. After most of us had reported him by that time, he walked away. This is what I remember of it:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cheyy: Can I help u?

 

 

 

noob: I b ur bf bych

 

 

 

Cheyy Um...no.

 

 

 

About 3 people: Reported

 

 

 

Me: Lol

 

 

 

noob: u r all noobs n u can go 2 hell for noobishness

 

 

 

Cheyy: Leave. I don't like you.

 

 

 

noob: come on you know i can please you with my flail

 

 

 

About 5 minutes later

 

 

 

Cheyy: Zomg leave!

 

 

 

Noob: fine b i * * h i hat3 yu!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A shame how high levels with nice things have to go to waste, isn't it?

Still alive, still alive.

Just happened weat of falador, found it kind of weird... :anxious:

 

 

 

I was wcing and firemaking, this level 64 walks up to me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Him: I̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâôm muted.

 

 

 

Me: I can see that.

 

 

 

Him: Ok

 

 

 

Him: Good

 

 

 

Me ???

 

 

 

Him: Tell thwe world

 

 

 

Him: [His name] is is a mute dplayer! (He said it like that)

 

 

 

Him: Ok

 

 

 

Him: Ok

 

 

 

Him: Say: [His name] is a mute dpkere!

 

 

 

Me: How can you talk when you̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâôre muted?

 

 

 

Him: Ok

 

 

 

Me: ???

 

 

 

Him: Tell the wold

 

 

 

Me: Are you ok?

 

 

 

Him: [His name] is a muted pker (I think this what he wanted to say, though it made no sense to me)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then he went away and I posted here... #-o

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Yesterday I was training my beloved Omegawrayth (yes I started him up again - 54 defence now!) at the monastery. I was in the corner of one of the buildings quietly training on a monk, and this guy comes out of the wilderness and spends a bit of time training in the middle of the monastery courtyard/garden:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Random guy: Where's Yan?

 

 

 

Random guy: Yanixec ,,

 

 

 

Random guy: Yanixec ,,

 

 

 

Random guy: Fall in!

 

 

 

Random guy: All inm ...

 

 

 

Random guy: P.O.Y in ...

 

 

 

Random guy: 8..

 

 

 

Random guy: 8.

 

 

 

Random guy: Yeh :D

 

 

 

*Random guy leaves*

 

 

 

Me: o_O

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't think he even knew there was anyone else there listening to him talking to himself :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Ian

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Did you check the death-dot? :twisted:

 

 

 

Seriously, he was possibly trying to PM someone and took the wrong chat.

 

 

 

Or, let's not defend him anyone, he was crazy :-$ :boohoo:

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