mikeb912 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Me being muted and wearing a cooking cape woodcutting with a friend who was AFK Noob: cooking lvl? Noob: well? Noob: tell me Noob: AUTOER!!!! NoobL lol n00b i pee on j00 face *reported* Noob: l0lz3rs noob Noob: i did u mama and den she died in twin t0wers!!!11!!11!!111!!!!1!! *reported again* My friend after scrolling through chatbox* You know he's muted not an autoer? *noob logs out* Another reason I don't report people for autoing unless they are lv 3 with standard male or femal clothing on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Me being muted and wearing a cooking cape woodcutting with a friend who was AFK Noob: cooking lvl? Noob: well? Noob: tell me Noob: AUTOER!!!! NoobL lol n00b i pee on j00 face *reported* Noob: l0lz3rs noob Noob: i did u mama and den she died in twin t0wers!!!11!!11!!111!!!!1!! *reported again* My friend after scrolling through chatbox* You know he's muted not an autoer? *noob logs out* Another reason I don't report people for autoing unless they are lv 3 with standard male or femal clothing on. Oh that's not completly true, in the early days of what now is known as RuneScape but at the time called RuneScape2 alot of players who came into the game from what's now known as RuneScape classic was unlike me either too lazy to set up a good looking character or they skipped the box by accident. But if they are level 3 and cutting Yew or fishing Swordfish I guess we can conclude that they are Autoers. : In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kloffy Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I needed someone to help me with Shield of Arrav so I found a lvl 3 and took him to library Noob: What do I do again? Me: Go to the bookcase that says check and click it ... Noob: Done it Me: ok click on the book then keep pressing the arrows Noob: Where? :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparticus348 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Surprisingly Iv'e got another story already... Noob: Can I borrow your hammer? Me:Sure thing -waits- ... -waits some more- Me:Can I get that hammer back? I'm in middle of smith. Noob:Your not getting it back. Noob:Unless you give me money. Me:Gee... thanks. Lol, you've been having a couple bad days :lol: Break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhkagent Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 i was busy cookin in a house with a stove, there was a men spawn there and a noob was killin it im f2p btw i was training in hill giants... not exactly a noob but... me: killing hillies with rune 2h to test out my new dmg (16 so far) i was wearing green d-hide chaps and vambs, monk robe, rune scimmy and str ammy and the rest are just iron junks guy: str lvl? me: 61 guy: nice guy: att? me: 41 guy: nice, wats ur range? me: 40 guy: ooo, mage? me: 47 guy: prayer? me: 36 guy: defence? me: 1 guy: zomg ur lyin, if you dont have 40 defence then how can you wear green d-hide chaps??? me: lol, it doesnt require defence guy: lier me: spent about 2 minutes explainin to him, he still called me lier me: y dunt u check the rangin guide, and find green d-hide chaps, and tell me if it says "needs 40 defence" then i went busy killing guy: after sometime he came bak guy: lol sorry man didnt realise =) me: np =) it cracked my up as our conversation grew longer, he was wearing full ammy and he was lvl 74!! LOL I'm too poor to afford a sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 i was busy cookin in a house with a stove, there was a men spawn there and a noob was killin it im f2p btw i was training in hill giants... not exactly a noob but... me: killing hillies with rune 2h to test out my new dmg (16 so far) i was wearing green d-hide chaps and vambs, monk robe, rune scimmy and str ammy and the rest are just iron junks guy: str lvl? me: 61 guy: nice guy: att? me: 41 guy: nice, wats ur range? me: 40 guy: ooo, mage? me: 47 guy: prayer? me: 36 guy: defence? me: 1 guy: zomg ur lyin, if you dont have 40 defence then how can you wear green d-hide chaps??? me: lol, it doesnt require defence guy: lier me: spent about 2 minutes explainin to him, he still called me lier me: y dunt u check the rangin guide, and find green d-hide chaps, and tell me if it says "needs 40 defence" then i went busy killing guy: after sometime he came bak guy: lol sorry man didnt realise =) me: np =) it cracked my up as our conversation grew longer, he was wearing full ammy and he was lvl 74!! LOL dont meen hes a noob i thought that until last week lawlz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menuwa Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 One day, I was walking with my friend. My friend had Black (t) and a rune (g) kite. Noob: Nice armor Friend: It's called trimmed armor :) Noob: Cool!!! How can I trim it!!? Noob: Where do I get the trimmer?!?! Me: You buy it trimmed... Get it? Noob: OOOOOHHH! You buy the armor and then trim it!!! Friend: No, no.... Some people do treasure trails.. Their reward is trimmed armor........ And then you can buy it from them... And then the armor is trimmed! Noob: OOOHHH! So my bronze plate is trimmed!!! Me: No no no........ You buy it already... You have a normal bronze. And bronze is not availible trimmed! Noob: I report you for lying!!!! You CAN get trimmed bronze from treasure trails. Friend:........ *Logs off* Me:.......... *Runs away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Lolz... met this today: Guy1: Guy2: Me: Guy1: Wtf Guy1: Reported Guy2: For? Me: Who? Guy1: Reported for drop trading I was cooking so it couldn't be me Guy1: Give it to me and I won't report Guy1: 3 Guy1: 2 Me: Drop trading isn't against the rules I know it's only against the rules if between your own accounts. Guy1: 1 Guy1: Reported Thank you, your abuse have been recived (Reported for misuse of service). Guy2: I just picked up some stuff Guy2: Feathers Guy2: And knives *Guy 2 trades Guy 1 to show* Guy1: LIAR! I saw sharks!!! 5 minutes later they are talking like they are friends 0.o I mean, even if he did pick up sharks the first guy shouldn't be yelling around acting like a n00b. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We_Be_Tokin Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Ahahahahha,Soo many funny ones in here.I like this thread. I'll be on the eye for very odd interactions with 'noobs' to get a good story. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I Was trying to get people to read my Post in runescape events.. http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=631570 [ Not sure if that link works... ] And this Level 65 Says To me: 65: Ray Oxide, you're reported! Me: What!? Why? 65: Advertising a site Me: Its an official site, That means its ok! ........It continued for about 5 mins, Then I bank my lobbies, and say to him by PM [ I Do this a lot, I dont let things go easy ] Pokemon Is A Registered Trademark, Yet You Have A Pokemon Name In Your Runescape Name, So Thats Illegal [ To Annoy Him ] 65: You used it just then too! Me: Erm, I said it, you use it. It went on longer, And he said i was getting payed to advertise so I Said Me: Umm, No, I'm Advertising this 'cause I'm Giving food away! Then He Blocks Me, Not so funny, just stupid [P.s. Look Into The Link ITS FREE FOOD!] I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackjonson Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I Was trying to get people to read my Post in runescape events.. http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=631570 [ Not sure if that link works... ] And this Level 65 Says To me: 65: Ray Oxide, you're reported! Me: What!? Why? 65: Advertising a site Me: Its an official site, That means its ok! ........It continued for about 5 mins, Then I bank my lobbies, and say to him by PM [ I Do this a lot, I dont let things go easy ] Pokemon Is A Registered Trademark, Yet You Have A Pokemon Name In Your Runescape Name, So Thats Illegal [ To Annoy Him ] 65: You used it just then too! Me: Erm, I said it, you use it. It went on longer, And he said i was getting payed to advertise so I Said Me: Umm, No, I'm Advertising this 'cause I'm Giving food away! Then He Blocks Me, Not so funny, just stupid [P.s. Look Into The Link ITS FREE FOOD!] since when is tipit an official site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I Was trying to get people to read my Post in runescape events.. http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=631570 [ Not sure if that link works... ] And this Level 65 Says To me: 65: Ray Oxide, you're reported! Me: What!? Why? 65: Advertising a site Me: Its an official site, That means its ok! ........It continued for about 5 mins, Then I bank my lobbies, and say to him by PM [ I Do this a lot, I dont let things go easy ] Pokemon Is A Registered Trademark, Yet You Have A Pokemon Name In Your Runescape Name, So Thats Illegal [ To Annoy Him ] 65: You used it just then too! Me: Erm, I said it, you use it. It went on longer, And he said i was getting payed to advertise so I Said Me: Umm, No, I'm Advertising this 'cause I'm Giving food away! Then He Blocks Me, Not so funny, just stupid [P.s. Look Into The Link ITS FREE FOOD!] since when is tipit an official site? Go to Tip.It Main website, Top left corner, Pretty sure it says it's Runescapes First official Website I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tintin17 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Erm, there's just the logo. And it just says 'the first ever Runescape fan site'. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I Was trying to get people to read my Post in runescape events.. http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=631570 [ Not sure if that link works... ] And this Level 65 Says To me: 65: Ray Oxide, you're reported! Me: What!? Why? 65: Advertising a site Me: Its an official site, That means its ok! ........It continued for about 5 mins, Then I bank my lobbies, and say to him by PM [ I Do this a lot, I dont let things go easy ] Pokemon Is A Registered Trademark, Yet You Have A Pokemon Name In Your Runescape Name, So Thats Illegal [ To Annoy Him ] 65: You used it just then too! Me: Erm, I said it, you use it. It went on longer, And he said i was getting payed to advertise so I Said Me: Umm, No, I'm Advertising this 'cause I'm Giving food away! Then He Blocks Me, Not so funny, just stupid [P.s. Look Into The Link ITS FREE FOOD!] since when is tipit an official site? Go to Tip.It Main website, Top left corner, Pretty sure it says it's Runescapes First official Website Ya, we aren't an official site. Tip.it was just the first fansite to be officially devoted only to Runescape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I Was trying to get people to read my Post in runescape events.. http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=631570 [ Not sure if that link works... ] And this Level 65 Says To me: 65: Ray Oxide, you're reported! Me: What!? Why? 65: Advertising a site Me: Its an official site, That means its ok! ........It continued for about 5 mins, Then I bank my lobbies, and say to him by PM [ I Do this a lot, I dont let things go easy ] Pokemon Is A Registered Trademark, Yet You Have A Pokemon Name In Your Runescape Name, So Thats Illegal [ To Annoy Him ] 65: You used it just then too! Me: Erm, I said it, you use it. It went on longer, And he said i was getting payed to advertise so I Said Me: Umm, No, I'm Advertising this 'cause I'm Giving food away! Then He Blocks Me, Not so funny, just stupid [P.s. Look Into The Link ITS FREE FOOD!] ur alowed to say major fan site liek tip.it hq runeweb etc (p mod told me :thumbsup: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziv Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I just saw someone say "selling free food" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Um... Noob: Selling account level 57 (blah blah) Me: Reported for account trading, Don't do it guys! Noob: (Pm) Ur such a loser for obeying the rules Me: You're such a loser for breaking them :-k :roll: Also: Noob: Buy your kite Me: Nfs Noob:Str level? Me: 31 Noob: Str level? Me: 31!!! Noob: Fite Me: Nty Noob: Buy your kite Me: Not... For... Sale! Noob: Buy your kite After that I proceeded to add her to the ignorelist and flee into my destination point: the Chef's Guild. Also: Noob: Who wants free money? Me: Me *follows* Noob: Ok Noob: Go to sickpage.c[]m Me: Wait a min *I DON'T go to the keylogger/virus/whatever site, instead look at my inventory and pass time for half a min then say: Me: OMG TY! (Well I typed that, it didn't display ALL CAPS) Me: *happened to have 4 mil on me. Showed him* Me: You are a genius! Noob: Wtf Noob: It didn't give so much to me, plz 1 mill Me: You are reported for website advertising now. Have a good day. *Ignorelist then teleport to varrock* You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Um... Noob: Selling account level 57 (blah blah) Me: Reported for account trading, Don't do it guys! Noob: (Pm) Ur such a loser for obeying the rules Me: You're such a loser for breaking them :-k :roll: Also: Noob: Buy your kite Me: Nfs Noob:Str level? Me: 31 Noob: Str level? Me: 31!!! Noob: Fite Me: Nty Noob: Buy your kite Me: Not... For... Sale! Noob: Buy your kite After that I proceeded to add her to the ignorelist and flee into my destination point: the Chef's Guild. Also: Noob: Who wants free money? Me: Me *follows* Noob: Ok Noob: Go to sickpage.c[]m Me: Wait a min *I DON'T go to the keylogger/virus/whatever site, instead look at my inventory and pass time for half a min then say: Me: OMG TY! (Well I typed that, it didn't display ALL CAPS) Me: *happened to have 4 mil on me. Showed him* Me: You are a genius! Noob: [what the heck] Noob: It didn't give so much to me, plz 1 mill Me: You are reported for website advertising now. Have a good day. *Ignorelist then teleport to varrock* That Made My Day, And I Just Woke Up.. >.< Lmao, Good One! =D> [second Funniest One] :thumbsup: I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Um... Noob: Selling account level 57 (blah blah) Me: Reported for account trading, Don't do it guys! Noob: (Pm) Ur such a loser for obeying the rules Me: You're such a loser for breaking them :-k :roll: Also: Noob: Buy your kite Me: Nfs Noob:Str level? Me: 31 Noob: Str level? Me: 31!!! Noob: Fite Me: Nty Noob: Buy your kite Me: Not... For... Sale! Noob: Buy your kite After that I proceeded to add her to the ignorelist and flee into my destination point: the Chef's Guild. Also: Noob: Who wants free money? Me: Me *follows* Noob: Ok Noob: Go to sickpage.c[]m Me: Wait a min *I DON'T go to the keylogger/virus/whatever site, instead look at my inventory and pass time for half a min then say: Me: OMG TY! (Well I typed that, it didn't display ALL CAPS) Me: *happened to have 4 mil on me. Showed him* Me: You are a genius! Noob: [what the heck] Noob: It didn't give so much to me, plz 1 mill Me: You are reported for website advertising now. Have a good day. *Ignorelist then teleport to varrock* did he actualy say stikpage.com cos thats not a hack sight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 In Catherby (did I write that right? lol) : Noob: Who's a member here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Now, This aint funny, really... But, .... Idiotic Nooblike: Ray u n00b Me: ? Him: White gloves aren't tradeable Me: Oh, I Knew It! Him: Bahahahahahahahahah U Stupid fr00b Me: Thinking.. Whatever.. Him: PM - Bahahahahaha U STuPid Fr00b! Me: Oh Thanks, Where do I get them then? Him: Random, Duh! Me: What One: Him: Mime Noob! Hhahahahah lma0 Me: Yay another reason to have Mime, And btw, dont use 0 instead of O its incorrect grammar And English Him: Bahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahhhahahahah Him: Bahahahahhhhahaahhahahhhaaaaa FR00B! He Logs Out! I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Not "stikpage.com", it was like in the text. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITIessi Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Rofl... Returned to Runescape June 2011 after a 3 year break :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Residua Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziv Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I was feeling a bit bored, so I decided to follow a person who I assumed was an Autoer and grr at them... The following conversation ensued. The part with the cape is funny, because I was actually wearing a cape at the time. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now