March 30, 200719 yr Hehe nope I checked for that, he was definitely the only other guy there aside from me. Maybe he was re-enacting his clan's pk meeting in his head :shock: ~Ian Retired Tip It Moderator | Zybez Radio DJ - Listen Here
March 30, 200719 yr somthing I find weird is how every "noob" knows how to report... but anyway, I was in world 1 buying oak logs so a noob offers me 19304 (xome weird number. I figure it was a scam, but I went through with it, sure enough he switched it to 1930. So i keep buying oaks and about 5 min later, the same noob tries to do it again (I know you al laughing you buts off know, but I found it funny) also somone said this on offical I think noob: yor banned unless you tell me your pass person: ok, my pass is: stupidnoob noob logs out -2 minutes later- noob: it didn't work lol Rofl. My chair has a fridge, a cooler, a toilet, a shower, and a barbecue bulit in.Hey, I may have quite Runescape, but I just bought an XBOX 360 and play way to much COD4 with the Gamertag Lava Mage
March 30, 200719 yr somthing I find weird is how every "noob" knows how to report... but anyway, I was in world 1 buying oak logs so a noob offers me 19304 (xome weird number. I figure it was a scam, but I went through with it, sure enough he switched it to 1930. So i keep buying oaks and about 5 min later, the same noob tries to do it again (I know you al laughing you buts off know, but I found it funny) also somone said this on offical I think noob: yor banned unless you tell me your pass person: ok, my pass is: stupidnoob noob logs out -2 minutes later- noob: it didn't work lol Yeh, that happens all the time to me...you'd think scammers would learn not trade the same people...Yeeash. lol at the second one :lol: Break
March 31, 200719 yr I rember once I was at pest control (we were doing bad) so this level 40 is walkign aroud and says "this world sucks. anyone know a level 100+ world?" and i'm just thinking if we knew a better world, wouldn't we be in it? Rofl. My chair has a fridge, a cooler, a toilet, a shower, and a barbecue bulit in.Hey, I may have quite Runescape, but I just bought an XBOX 360 and play way to much COD4 with the Gamertag Lava Mage
March 31, 200719 yr This was the stupidest thing i have ever heard. me: Selling Magics 950ea. noob: Hey i can make more then u have rite now. me: Oh really? How? noob: well i need to go on your account and take a picture of your magics. me: and how are you getting on my account. noob: i have your password. me: oh ok, what is it. me: tell me. noob: NO runescape blocks your ******** (password) me: O rly? BTW how do you make more magics for me? me: don't have to tell ( this is were there was a 5 minute silence) me: please noob: well i take the photo and then u paste it on runescape. me: is that possible? me: i think you lying. noob: no i made 500 cooked chickens when i had 12. me: Wow you must be good. noob: yea im 1337 H4x. me: oh ok then lol. me: So you take the photo and then you paste it into the inventory right? noob: yea don't tell anyone it confuses java script. Now come on i give this kid $5 for imagination but seriously i couldn't stop laughing. :XD: 98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER!
April 1, 200719 yr Guy: "I can upgrade your sword to r00n" Me: "So why isn't your sword r00n?" Me: "Huh?" Guy after 3 minutes: "Yeh.." check out my site 4 stupid coversations =P~ I have even taken screenshots of single moment. Just Wanted To Say Necro I Read Your Whole Site Lol I Think It's Great What You Do Also It's Great How People Act. Necro Add Me Sometime I Wana Talk To Ya. Also I Have One Here Me:*Training Range On Lessers* Noob:I Bet I Have More Money Than You. Me: Oh Ya? Well, How Much Do You Have Then Noob: 1000Mill Me: That's Very Cool, But I Have 1000Trill Noob: omfg Really How??? Me: Well See, You Need To First Go Get All Your Money And Come Back And Let The Demons Kill You Noob: Be Right Back The Most Funniest Thing Is..He Did It Noob: *Comes Back* Well I'm Back Me: Now All You Do Is Now Run All The Way To Falador And Back Here, But On The Way Do Emotes, And Say Your a Noob. Then Come Back here And If I'm Gone, You'll Have The Money.. Noob: Ok, Do I Have To Press Any Buttons? Me: Only the Ones To Say "Your Stupid. I then Waited For Him To Leave Then Hopped.. I Found It Funny Cause My Friend In That World Ended Up Telling Me He Say A Idiot Running To Fally Saying He Was A Nub, Yes This Is Real..And Well People Are Stupid :D
April 1, 200719 yr one time this happends Noob:Your mom Me:double u tf??? Noob you heard me your mom Me:ok *walks on north* Noob:*follows* i btcha i can kill you Me:thats good now leave Noob:*as we enter wildy*why cant i attck you!!!!!!!! Me:because im 19 lvs higher than you we keep walking sooner or later he attacks Me:you know your a warrior with full iron i am a mage Noob:*still attcking*so what Me:*castest wind blast*this Noob:*runs* Never got to kill him shoud have gone deeper Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
April 3, 200719 yr I was in Varrock west bank and I saw a guy standing there saying "free farts" So I traded him and there was nothing there. So he said "You can't see farts" Some people are really strange sometimes. :XD:
April 4, 200719 yr Just happened, in Falador east bank: me: selling 300 coal noted 50k!!! This other guy trades with me and offerd 12 coal, the brainless fool. I think Jagex should release a lvl 999 evil chicken on all the players who don't know the difference between buying and selling. Me: *dicline trade* him: noob! I note that his combat lvl is lower then mine. Me: You are the noob here, not me me: and you are stupid too. him: i'm not stupid! me: no, of course not me: most people don't know the difference between selling and buying me: or 300 and 12 Excentric staff member of the Voices clan
April 4, 200719 yr Also just happened: I was mining coal in the mining guild, wearing full rune (g), team-19 cape, gold gloves and gold boots. Then this guy comes to me and sais: "Get chicken feet. They are brighter." Who the bleep does he think he is? My clothing advisor? Excentric staff member of the Voices clan
April 4, 200719 yr Got a new one. Me: How many chunks do i have to get !?!?!?! RandomPerson: 50, Hey i`ll make you a deal. Me: What deal? RandomPerson: i`ll sell you 20 for 1mil ea, There good they give you 5mil exp for any stat Me: Woah No Thanks. RandomPerson: you Censored noob, Buy them of me u Censored Censored Censored idiot or i`ll report for item scamming Censored. Lucky there was a mod there helping out newbies, So i told him about it and then he started flaming my mother. So then i ignored him. 20 minutes later i am woodcutting and then this lvl 109 comes, and says this lvl 109: I will get you banned noob. Me: What ever you reckon, Your the one that is going to get banned. lvl 109: How?? CENSORED Me: Wait a few weeks from now =) lvl 109: CENSORED you i got friends in high places and they will ban you. Me: Well they must be tall then, Then he started talking about my mother again. So i ignored him and reported him :wink: Wouldn't you think a well respected lvl 109 would no better than this? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO! 98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER!
April 4, 200719 yr I'm really had it with him... Me and about 5 other guys were mining in the guild. one of them starts to say: "Mine! Mine" about the rocks. i find that not kind. me: is your name on it? him: yes me: liar. there are no names on them him, u froob *i notice that his cb lvl is about 10 lvls lower then mine* me: i have a higher combat lvl then you me: so you are a froob, not me him: combat lvl doesn't matter, total lvl does me: So what's your total lvl? him: 750 me: wow me: mine's 809 *that's true* him: so? me: you are a froob, not me me: froob! him: but i don't act black like u do *what the hech does he mean with that?* me:... me: i don't act black him: u r a racist *wtf? this is going too far* me: yeah, right me: m fianc̮̩̉̉e has blood of 6 different nationalities *that also is true* me: so... i am a racist? him: yeah and you're 60 years old him: you're just an adult without a life me: an adult, indeed *i'm 18 years old. In my country, that's adult* me: but i think i lived more than you will have when you're 80 *wich also is true, i passed trough lots of things during my life...* then i went to the bank. I'm curious if he ill say anything else. Excentric staff member of the Voices clan
April 5, 200719 yr this is kind of short, but.... ok i was teleing to lumbridge(the one with no runes), from karamja because i was going to go to varrock and i wanted to save time. when i started teleing, noob(lvl 37 or so):Noob, ur teleing to lumbridge!!!!!noob!!!!!! me:....
April 5, 200719 yr I arrive at Moss Giants for some good old fashion strength training.... Him:Leave noob Me: Nah Him: Ok Him: Friends? :-s ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
April 6, 200719 yr I just walk into goblin village and a lv 49 noob walk up to me (i was lv 43) Noob Rang noob Noob i could own you any day wildy Noob Noob me i'm not all range weild rune scimmy and sheild me noob noob runs away But seriously, I will kill you allI am back for realz this time I promise now that I am a member :p
April 6, 200719 yr I was out in Al Kharid fighting random men and a guy comes up to me and says "You stole my name!!!!!!!!". I look and the guys name is "Robber43653" (Not really, but VERY similar). I turn to him, hoping I can get him to understand what my name means, and I say "There are lots of people named Robert". He says "w/e n00b". I was laughing so hard!
April 6, 200719 yr I arrive at Moss Giants for some good old fashion strength training.... Him:Leave noob Me: Nah Him: Ok Him: Friends? :-s This happens alot there.... Now for my one... noob: U R 1337! wutz th4t 4rm0ur?! me: It's guthans, and please dont talk in leet speak. noob: R3p0r13D! me: sorry? noob: R3p0r13d! me: again, what? noob: I said, my dear fellow. That I have reported you. me: what for? noob: for not appreciating the way in which I like to speak. me: I can't be reported for that noob: (silence for about 2 minutes) n00b! (then he logged) Just goes to show that no matter how hard they try to talk in a chivalrous manner they just cant pull it off without their brains being overheated...
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