anonymous1234 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 As simple as that..,. i don't see how u can misinterpret (sp?) that for a fighting sword because the abbreviation for swordfish is sword or swordy. edit: woot first post on this page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir_Lenin54 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 yeah! in soviet russia, egg eats you!!! You said it wrong... it should have been: In Soviet Russia, egg morph YOU! this is a bit offenseive to me..... just saying. The USSR will rise againWhy do people feel communism is so awful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 yeah! in soviet russia, egg eats you!!! You said it wrong... it should have been: In Soviet Russia, egg morph YOU! this is a bit offenseive to me..... just saying. i belive communism in it simlist form to be good but it will never work as some always wonts more power/money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Me: The Roman general, Quintus Fabius, sent four thousand of his troops to take Me: Possession of this pass, and he posted the rest of his army on the hills close by. Scammer1:What? Me: Magnam partem illarum urbium post multos annos vi et consilio capiebat. Scammer1: Are you going to give me your pass? Me: Ante Ceasaris ipsus oculos trans viam cucurrimus et [bleep] amicis fugimus. Scammer1: What does that mean? Me: Pars civium divitias cepit et per urbem ad mare cucurrit. Scammer1: Please stop. Me: What's he that wishes so? My cousin, Westmorland? Me: No my fair coz, if we are marked to die we are enough to do our country loss. Me: And If to live, the fewer men the greater share of honor. Scammer1: What are you doing??????? Me: Teaching you culture. :lol: Scammer1 has logged out. That made my day. \ Thank you it made mine too =D> and yeah! in soviet russia, egg eats you!!! You said it wrong... it should have been: In Soviet Russia, egg morph YOU! this is a bit offenseive to me..... just saying. i belive communism in it simlist form to be good but it will never work as some always wonts more power/money What does communism have to do with that conversation :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragontotem Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 What does communism have to do with that conversation :shock: communists likes eggs? [/url]">[4Th in Finland to achieve 99 mining. 3Rd of June 2007]Pixels make me horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJE03 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 This is not necessarily a funny one, basically just a guy who love to annoy. Keep in mind I never talk to this guy before. [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragontotem Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 aww nje, dont worry, i will always wub y0 <3 :D [/url]">[4Th in Finland to achieve 99 mining. 3Rd of June 2007]Pixels make me horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparticus348 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Rofl at Nje And all you were doing is getting 20m wc xp :XD: Break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJE03 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Hmm got another... So these guys (Will call them "A" "B" and "C") were making a swastika out of burned fish, I go ahead and pick them up and this conversation followed word for word: A:Wtf!!! B:What you doing noob!? A:[Censor]!!! B:Nooblet C:Nje y u kill swastika? Me:Is rude. C:No it not C:U noob C:U know? Me:Welcome to ignore C:Lmao C:Tryina become moderator C:Being all quite C:And reporting C:And such C:Lol wat a nerd loser People these days... :roll: [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 man nje you are having a rough day huh? and i don't see how people think the swastika isn't rude. they need to brush up on their history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skreeran1 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 He: Give me free stuff plz Me: *gives knife, rope and bottle of poison* Me: Have fun! Noob1: *Talking to noob2* Want me to trim you're armor Noob2: How do you do that? Noob1: I'm a member. Me: *walks up* Um... He's scamming you... Noob1: what the [censored]!! muther [censored]!! Y the [censored] di you do that?!?! He's only a little noob!!!!!! You fat [censored] nooob!! Me: Um... You're lvl 14, 61 lvls behind me. I don't like scammers. Noob1: *proceeds to follow me callin me names* Noob1 has logged off Fix Boss Monster Drops for teams!!!Tip.it ForumsZybez Community ForumsRSOF Quick find: 24-25-592-54824756 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 He: Give me free stuff plz Me: *gives knife, rope and bottle of poison* Me: Have fun! lol i think i know what you were up to \ :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximu160490 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 He: Give me free stuff plz Me: *gives knife, rope and bottle of poison* Me: Have fun! lol i think i know what you were up to \ :lol: Shame you cant do what gyroman wnated the noob to do :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt_Surge Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Okay...here's how it went: Noob: Hi willu be my follower.! Tkd0615: Why? Noob: Okay...I'll let you follow me. Noob: HahaI reportddu 4 acccunot shaeing/trding *Noob Leaves* Tkd0615 to *friend+: He spelled everything wrong...Noob. *I did not want to use my friend's name. +My friend was with me, so he knew what I was talking about. When I see people say it, I pronounce it "poon" in my head. Makes more sense to me. My friend said it in real life once and I almost kneed him in the family-maker.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojane Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 i came across a lvl 47 beggar who folllowed me around asking for money. later he pms me. noob: i dont need your money anyways. i just killed a lvl 89 and got 2 mil. me: wowow. howd you kill a lvl 89? noob: it was in the wildy me: howd you kill him? noob: i killed him with magic. he dropped 2 million * at this point i look him up in hs and see that none of his stats are ranked. me: so you're telling me that you killed a lvl 89... me: using your magic level which is not even ranked... me: and he happened to be carrying 2 million coins on him deep in the wild... noob: i have lvl 90 magic me: no you dont. i looked you up you're not even ranked. noob: omg. you're the worst friend ever * i put him on ignore because after this. he was never really a friend. just asked me for money :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot_mountain Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Here's two noobs speaking to each other. The green one was wearing leather gloves. No, I really don't play anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 this just happened me: woodcuting levels noob: 485 me: erm..... noob: mwar i own you!! me: what? noob: 4+4=8 me:wha? noob: your mother me: what bout her noob:is fat me: shes not noob: i had her me: over for dinner? noob: i like smellign you? me: what? noob: sniff you smell like rotten onions sexy me: what the hell are you on about? noob: (f word) me noob: (f word )me noob: (f word) me noob: (f word )me other noob: ok noob: =) noob: behind lummy castle now me: your 1 twisted person noob: shhhh im actualy a guy cant wait til he finds out me: your just a sick person arent you noob: threesome? i was laughing my (anus) off at that i 5 minutes later lvel 5: hi wana be my friend macro: level5: please!!! macro: level: aww please macro: me: erm dude hes a computer program level 5: ooooooooh lol oops noob:no hes not hes my bum friend me: oh god not you again noob: cmon (f word) me i have a big one me: i didnt want to know noob: give me rgasm me: your a sick person noob2: hey you i want my pay noob: you ahd it with me thats pay enough noob2: your thing is tiny moderator: erm sycosis5 wtf is going on? me: some noobs being rude moderator: lawlz i recorded it all me: im posing it on tif mod: whats that me: idiot (teles) i remember this one very well noob: i am a cow milk me me: omg! i always have that luck lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eonrogue Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 orange=me red= random person green= noob Tip.it's official Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikerkid Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 He: Give me free stuff plz Me: *gives knife, rope and bottle of poison* Me: Have fun! lol i think i know what you were up to \ :lol: Shame you cant do what gyroman wnated the noob to do :-w Lol irl. I have to do that sometime. Quit RuneScape :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 man nje you are having a rough day huh? and i don't see how people think the swastika isn't rude. they need to brush up on their history some people in Germany say the holocaust was an american propoganda piece. There are many ignorant people in this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJE03 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Surprisingly Iv'e got another story already... Noob: Can I borrow your hammer? Me:Sure thing -waits- ... -waits some more- Me:Can I get that hammer back? I'm in middle of smith. Noob:Your not getting it back. Noob:Unless you give me money. Me:Gee... thanks. [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruffyo99 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Lol nje, a noob stole your hammer.. 100% F2P- 70 CB, My goal of 1100 total level- My goal for 1100 total f2pTFS Leader - http://z11.invisionfree.com/TTFS/index.php? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00finz Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 (in Seer's flax field, picking flax) Noob: Flax is such great money Me: No it isn't Noob: Then what's better Me: Barrows is a very nice way to make money Noob: But you have to pay them back :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Me being muted and wearing a cooking cape woodcutting with a friend who was AFK Noob: cooking lvl? Noob: well? Noob: tell me Noob: AUTOER!!!! NoobL lol n00b i pee on j00 face *reported* Noob: l0lz3rs noob Noob: i did u mama and den she died in twin t0wers!!!11!!11!!111!!!!1!! *reported again* My friend after scrolling through chatbox* You know he's muted not an autoer? *noob logs out* Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojane Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 in Seer's flax field, picking flax) Noob: Flax is such great money Me: No it isn't Noob: Then what's better Me: Barrows is a very nice way to make money Noob: But you have to pay them back bahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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