zoojane

This is a long one involving a noob who scammed me and eventually with some hard work i got him banned. me: hello!!! noob: hi noob: can i have a steel or mith pick please noob:ill give you a lifetime supply of bars me: sure me: kk thanks! noob: what kind of bars would you like? mith? rune? me: rune please... (i know he cant smith rune but i leave and get my addy pick for anyways) me: i dont have mith or steel. ill give you an addy pick. its better noob: yeah i know noob: thanks (we trade) noob: now can you get me a steel or mith pick plzzzzz? me: ok me: give me the addy pick and ill get you both of them (i was actually willing to go all the way to the dwarven mines just for him :P) noob: no. how can i trust that you wont take it? me: i gave it to you in the first place lol... noob: i think im gonna keep your addy pick HAHAHA noob: scammed! (5 mins later) me: i need my addy pick back. i cant mine without. ill give you 200k. noob: ok my world varrock now. me: wait i have people meeting me. come to falador my world please. (5 mins later) noob: im almost here. me: sorry i teleported to varrock because you took too long. come to varrock please. (5 mins later) noob: k im in varrock me: im really sorry. i teled lumby to get some logs. use your home teleport and meet me there please (1 min later) me: wait... stay in varrock noob: i already teled lumby me: o sorry. come back :S (he eventually began to catch on to what i was doing so i met him in varrock. i was actually at fire giants the whole time and i never really left the spot) me: hi noob: wheres the 200k guy: buying full iron 10k (noob proceeds to sell his full iron to him. but i stop the guy in the middle of the trade and explain to him that i will smith him full iron for free:P) noob: can you smith me full iron too? me: i cant trust you. give me the addy pick back and i will do it noob: no noob: and wheres the 200k me: you're not getting 200k lol. i just wanted you to do a bit of walking as punishment for scamming me noob: DIE IN HELL noob: HAHAHA i knew you were tricking me. noob: im not as nooby as you think (if he knew i was tricking him then he wouldnt have wasted 30 minutes walking around :S) noob: reported (i report for misuse of customer support) noob: your mamas so fat she breaks chairs when she sits down (the noob says a few more ridiculous "your mama insults" and tells me to "die in hell" a few more times. but if you think about it if you were in hell, wouldnt you already be dead? i report him for offensive language a few times) ...a week later he stopped logging on. im pretty sure he was banned because he used to be on all day and pm me with lame "your mama" insults every time i logged on. and the sad part was that he was actually a member.

my favorite things are teleothering people in lumby or mining iron in south east varrock mine. During busy times there are 5-10 newbs with mining levels below 20 trying to mine iron :) It's funny to hear them complain and curse at you hehe

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thanks for the replies guys :D I met a guy a few days ago who was selling up around 50 gems. I offered to buy all but he declined and proceeded to sell me the gems one by one. He sold me 20 sapphires one at a time and each time the same sapphire would get more and more expensive. "ok this one is 300 gp" "ok this one is 320 gp" he probably thinks he has the best merchanting skills. This ticked me off but i got even more ticked off after the trade when he asked me out #-o

i came across a lvl 47 beggar who folllowed me around asking for money. later he pms me. noob: i dont need your money anyways. i just killed a lvl 89 and got 2 mil. me: wowow. howd you kill a lvl 89? noob: it was in the wildy me: howd you kill him? noob: i killed him with magic. he dropped 2 million * at this point i look him up in hs and see that none of his stats are ranked. me: so you're telling me that you killed a lvl 89... me: using your magic level which is not even ranked... me: and he happened to be carrying 2 million coins on him deep in the wild... noob: i have lvl 90 magic me: no you dont. i looked you up you're not even ranked. noob: omg. you're the worst friend ever * i put him on ignore because after this. he was never really a friend. just asked me for money :P

1. Little 12 year old kids that ask me out because i play a female character. 2. Beggars that pm you nonstop. 3. Some high level players that show very little respect for other players (particularily melee pures for some reason :P) what about you?

i was highalcing some hardleathers when i listened in on these two noobs talking, one lvl 15 and one lvl 9. their conversation lasted for quite a few minutes. i was intrigued so i followed them around for a bit. girl noob: please leave snake. i dont want to see you any more boy noob: rida give me a chance. boy noob: forgive me rida. *girl noob runs off and boy noob follows anxiously. i follow them and continue alcing* boy noob: i brought you a gift. *girl noob continues to walk away* boy noob: i just want you to have these gifts. boy noob: i dont ask that you forgive me. just take them please. girl noob: who was that person back there following you? do you love her? boy noob: no. i only love you boy noob: please take this gift. i dont ask that you forgive me. just take them. *boy noob trades with girl noob. seconds later girl noob is wearing a tiara.* girl noob: how do i look? boy noob: you look beautiful as always. i love you rida girl noob: :) girl noob: im seriously crying right now. you're the best, snake. *at this time girl noob notices that i have been following them* girl noob: who is this zoojane girl? why is she following you? girl noob: do you love her snake? *this is where i decide to get involved* me: get your own man, rida! i had snake first. me: come one snake. you dont need her. boy noob: i dont know you zoojane. go away you witch. girl noob: go away jane! me: but hes my man! girl noob: snake lets switch to world 1 so that jane cant follow us. boy noob: ok *they insult me a few more times. i was surprised that rida trusted him so much. they log out and switch worlds to avoid me but they dont realize that i could have easily followed them to world 1. but i dont really care, so i leave and finish alcing somewhere else.*