Mommonja Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I remember when I was a noob one day arguing with some guy over his overpriced dragon long: Them: Selling d long 250k! Me: They're worth 90k... Them: I can get 250k for it! Me: You could try, but I highly doubt you will... Them: You need to shutup you stupid noob. Me: I'm no noob, that's your opinion. Them: Noob nooby noobie noob!!! haha Me: Is that all the words in your mental word bank? Them: Don't you mean "vocabulary"? haha noob! I put him on ignore and never told anyone this story due to I felt extremely ashamed and stupid. why because u used more words rather than 1? No, I just forgot the word, and I feel it made me look stupid. Do you know how shameful it is to forget a word like that and replace it with the meaning of said word? Maybe that's because I'm a geek... :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I remember when I was a noob one day arguing with some guy over his overpriced dragon long: Them: Selling d long 250k! Me: They're worth 90k... Them: I can get 250k for it! Me: You could try, but I highly doubt you will... Them: You need to shutup you stupid noob. Me: I'm no noob, that's your opinion. Them: Noob nooby noobie noob!!! haha Me: Is that all the words in your mental word bank? Them: Don't you mean "vocabulary"? haha noob! I put him on ignore and never told anyone this story due to I felt extremely ashamed and stupid. why because u used more words rather than 1? No, I just forgot the word, and I feel it made me look stupid. Do you know how shameful it is to forget a word like that and replace it with the meaning of said word? Maybe that's because I'm a geek... :-k he he i use the meaning of words more than the words because it confuses people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I just have to post this one (Varrock bank, me trying to buy a weapon): Me: Buying rune dagger Her: Hi! Me: Hi Me: Buying rune dager Her: Byebye bf Me: I am not your boyfriend Her: Thats not what u said last night! Me: You must be a model, right? Her: Yeah Me: I thought so - you're a bit dense Her: Um...ty? Her: Bye bf *logs* Fans of "Goodness Gracious Me" should appreciate this. the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saskiasnow Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 I remember when I was a noob one day arguing with some guy over his overpriced dragon long: Them: Selling d long 250k! Me: They're worth 90k... Them: I can get 250k for it! Me: You could try, but I highly doubt you will... Them: You need to shutup you stupid noob. Me: I'm no noob, that's your opinion. Them: Noob nooby noobie noob!!! haha Me: Is that all the words in your mental word bank? Them: Don't you mean "vocabulary"? haha noob! I put him on ignore and never told anyone this story due to I felt extremely ashamed and stupid. why because u used more words rather than 1? No, I just forgot the word, and I feel it made me look stupid. Do you know how shameful it is to forget a word like that and replace it with the meaning of said word? Maybe that's because I'm a geek... :-k he he i use the meaning of words more than the words because it confuses people I think mental word bank sounds funny, I love it, and I am gonna use it! haha Saskia Old 'Scaper - returned * Former TET Leader * Council of Elders Member * Confirmed Scaredy Cat * Mother of 6 * Quester * Friend to many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey1676 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 (im in varrock center to let you know) Noob: *starts following me* me: can i help you? noob:no me:why are you following me then? noob:cuz ur hot (this was a girl :D) me:thanks? noob: be my bf? me: *teles to varrock instead of cammy and pops up right behind the noob* noob:DARN IT! HE GOT AWAY! me: *runs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 (im in varrock center to let you know) Noob: *starts following me* me: can i help you? noob:no me:why are you following me then? noob:cuz ur hot (this was a girl :D) me:thanks? noob: be my bf? me: *teles to varrock instead of cammy and pops up right behind the noob* noob:DARN IT! HE GOT AWAY! me: *runs* rofl rofl that one had me fall of my chair laughing rofl rofl Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 (im in varrock center to let you know) Noob: *starts following me* me: can i help you? noob:no me:why are you following me then? noob:cuz ur hot (this was a girl :D) me:thanks? noob: be my bf? me: *teles to varrock instead of cammy and pops up right behind the noob* noob:DARN IT! HE GOT AWAY! me: *runs* wow what an idiot HAHA!! ohh i can't breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whizkid338 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 (im in varrock center to let you know) Noob: *starts following me* me: can i help you? noob:no me:why are you following me then? noob:cuz ur hot (this was a girl :D) me:thanks? noob: be my bf? me: *teles to varrock instead of cammy and pops up right behind the noob* noob:DARN IT! HE GOT AWAY! me: *runs* Rofl, wow that's funny. obliviousness causes much laughter. R.I.P The Old Nite. Heroes get remembered. But Legends never die. You were truly a Runescape Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george92w Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Me: Buying blk beret 100k noob: where do u get that hat (i was wearin red boater, full vyrewatch, steel claws, grey gloves its my kewl look) Me: u do tresure trails noob: no, where do u get it tho? Me: you do tresure trails pause Me: or you could pay me 80k pause Noob: I'll buy your steel claws? me: -.- George is kewlGeorge's Full Void knight gear blog! If you click, i <3 lessthanthree <3 you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercanon14 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 ok here it goes this guy was try to scam me here it is noob:selling obby cape! me:how much? (i think he said 250k) noob:250k me: trys to trade noob:accpets and puts up noted obby cape me(thinking hmm) puts up the amout in cannon balls noob:takes off obby cape and puts up a noted black one(thay look the same in the trade window) me:hits accept noob:hits accpet and his accpet on 2 trade window me: look at trade window it says 'black cape' and hits del and yells scamer!!!! noob:ur the haxer scammer! me:scammer!!!!!!! noob:selling obby cape me:hes a scammer!!!!! the rest whent like this intill i world hoped to sell my cannon balls DoD:S ownagewhat we have here is a ..um.. failur to communcate check out my steam ID page @ alpha company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 ok here it goes this guy was try to scam me here it is noob:selling obby cape! me:how much? (i think he said 250k) noob:250k me: trys to trade noob:accpets and puts up noted obby cape me(thinking hmm) puts up the amout in cannon balls noob:takes off obby cape and puts up a noted black one(thay look the same in the trade window) me:hits accept noob:hits accpet and his accpet on 2 trade window me: look at trade window it says 'black cape' and hits del and yells scamer!!!! noob:ur the haxer scammer! me:scammer!!!!!!! noob:selling obby cape me:hes a scammer!!!!! the rest whent like this intill i world hoped to sell my cannon balls It wasn't smart of him doing it, but I don't think you should have screamed SCAMMER In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhosseins Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Someone: Selling noobs noob:need hot gfme this is not a dating sevice its a game noob:but thats the only reson i play this gamethen is suggest you use a dating service but i cant im only 7 #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 This is in my own opinion stupid, but you might disagree Me: *Speaks to my friend in danish* My friend: *Replies to me in danish* Him (certainly not a n00b): Speak english! Me: Well, I'm sorry but it's a privat conversation between me and my friends so we don't see a reason to speak english It's short but both him and I have a point. I shouldn't expect everybody in RuneScape to understand danish and should therefore speak english to strangers but if there is someone else who is my friend who speaks danish and we are chatting privatly I don't think we should speak english. I mean, what fun would you have listening to somebody chatting with his friend in bad english about something that doesn't matter? :? In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 ok here it goes this guy was try to scam me here it is noob:selling obby cape! me:how much? (i think he said 250k) noob:250k me: trys to trade noob:accpets and puts up noted obby cape me(thinking hmm) puts up the amout in cannon balls noob:takes off obby cape and puts up a noted black one(thay look the same in the trade window) me:hits accept noob:hits accpet and his accpet on 2 trade window me: look at trade window it says 'black cape' and hits del and yells scamer!!!! noob:ur the haxer scammer! me:scammer!!!!!!! noob:selling obby cape me:hes a scammer!!!!! the rest whent like this intill i world hoped to sell my cannon balls It wasn't smart of him doing it, but I don't think you should have screamed SCAMMER and why was it bad for him to yell "SCAMMER"? on topic: heres my own noob: selling pass! me: reported noob: for what? me: account sharing/trading noob: your a ***** me: reported again noob: *****!!!!! noob: logs off noob: logs on same noob: sellin pass! Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 ok here it goes this guy was try to scam me here it is noob:selling obby cape! me:how much? (i think he said 250k) noob:250k me: trys to trade noob:accpets and puts up noted obby cape me(thinking hmm) puts up the amout in cannon balls noob:takes off obby cape and puts up a noted black one(thay look the same in the trade window) me:hits accept noob:hits accpet and his accpet on 2 trade window me: look at trade window it says 'black cape' and hits del and yells scamer!!!! noob:ur the haxer scammer! me:scammer!!!!!!! noob:selling obby cape me:hes a scammer!!!!! the rest whent like this intill i world hoped to sell my cannon balls It wasn't smart of him doing it, but I don't think you should have screamed SCAMMER and why was it bad for him to yell "SCAMMER"? Because he should just have reported him and not said anything[1], besides, what's the proff for those who didn't see the chat window that the guy did scam. [1]I say this based on a bad expirence and following another here on Tip.it which was connected to the one ingame. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescape102 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 someone walks up to me and says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoIsGenChris123 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Lol...some noob was just asking a myseterious old man that appeared for someone else how to get into melzars maze...and now he's asking me: Noob: How do you get into melzars maze? (he said one word, hit enter, then said the next, hit enter, and did that) Me: Type write and I'll say it Noob: How do you get into melzars maze?(didn't break it up) Me: "It" Noob: Very Funny, I'll pay you 200 gp if you tell me Me: Dude, I wouldn't stop doing what I'm doing if 200 gp appeared on the ground Noob: What do you want? Me: Your soul Noob: How? Noob: Ok seriously, what do you want? Me: Your soul N: That makes no sense Me: I know, isn't it great? N: Shut up, and tell me how to get in. Me: Why should I? N: You're 107, you're better than me. Tell me. Me: WHy should I? where is my obligation to tell you? N: SHut up Me: Why? N: I don't care noob Me: Hypocrite N: *walks of* NOOB! Me: How am I a noob? N: You are a nerd. You use big words like obligation. Me: DO you even know what that means? N: No because I'm not a nerd Me: What are you, 8? 9? Me: And for your information, without nerds, there would be no runescape, nor the machine you play it on. N: Can you please just tell me how to get in? Me: I think...no. N: *logs out* Proud owner of 3 santa hats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 there was this person getting attacked by a random (drunken dwarf) lvl5:ahh he's attacking me! lvl5:stop! lvl5:please stop! me:just talk to him! someone else:just talk to him another someone else:talk to him! lvl5:why are you following me! me:just talk to him! lvl5;i'm going to die! then level 5 dies drops some stuff i didn't get and that's it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Lol...some noob was just asking a myseterious old man that appeared for someone else how to get into melzars maze...and now he's asking me: Noob: How do you get into melzars maze? (he said one word, hit enter, then said the next, hit enter, and did that) Me: Type write and I'll say it Noob: How do you get into melzars maze?(didn't break it up) Me: "It" Noob: Very Funny, I'll pay you 200 gp if you tell me Me: Dude, I wouldn't stop doing what I'm doing if 200 gp appeared on the ground Noob: What do you want? Me: Your soul Noob: How? Noob: Ok seriously, what do you want? Me: Your soul N: That makes no sense Me: I know, isn't it great? N: Shut up, and tell me how to get in. Me: Why should I? N: You're 107, you're better than me. Tell me. Me: WHy should I? where is my obligation to tell you? N: SHut up Me: Why? N: I don't care noob Me: Hypocrite N: *walks of* NOOB! Me: How am I a noob? N: You are a nerd. You use big words like obligation. Me: DO you even know what that means? N: No because I'm not a nerd Me: What are you, 8? 9? Me: And for your information, without nerds, there would be no runescape, nor the machine you play it on. N: Can you please just tell me how to get in? Me: I think...no. N: *logs out* Sorry to tell you, but you were both being huge noobs there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tintin17 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 happened to my friend, who was a girl: noob: hey, want to be my bf? she: i'm a girl noob: ok then, want to be my gf? she: omg are you boy or girl? noob: i dont know wonder if he was a boy or a girl :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigant Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 You know how sometimes, when begging or asking for something, noobs state, that it's their birthday or they have just died in Wilderness and lost items. I heard this today: Noob(to Someone):Can I borrow your pickaxe, I died on my birthday. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 a good one i had like a day ago NOOB:hi ME:hi Noob:what are you suppose to be Me:a mage noob:whats a mage? Me:omg u did not just say that Noob:You look like a wizard Me:OMG LOL Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercanon14 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 ok here it goes this guy was try to scam me here it is noob:selling obby cape! me:how much? (i think he said 250k) noob:250k me: trys to trade noob:accpets and puts up noted obby cape me(thinking hmm) puts up the amout in cannon balls noob:takes off obby cape and puts up a noted black one(thay look the same in the trade window) me:hits accept noob:hits accpet and his accpet on 2 trade window me: look at trade window it says 'black cape' and hits del and yells scamer!!!! noob:ur the haxer scammer! me:scammer!!!!!!! noob:selling obby cape me:hes a scammer!!!!! the rest whent like this intill i world hoped to sell my cannon balls It wasn't smart of him doing it, but I don't think you should have screamed SCAMMER and why was it bad for him to yell "SCAMMER"? Because he should just have reported him and not said anything[1], besides, what's the proff for those who didn't see the chat window that the guy did scam. [1]I say this based on a bad expirence and following another here on Tip.it which was connected to the one ingame. well its kinda hard to report a dude in a half full varrock west bank and with a name with numbers incrotect spelling ... (i know mine is bad to) :-$ DoD:S ownagewhat we have here is a ..um.. failur to communcate check out my steam ID page @ alpha company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 ok here it goes this guy was try to scam me here it is noob:selling obby cape! me:how much? (i think he said 250k) noob:250k me: trys to trade noob:accpets and puts up noted obby cape me(thinking hmm) puts up the amout in cannon balls noob:takes off obby cape and puts up a noted black one(thay look the same in the trade window) me:hits accept noob:hits accpet and his accpet on 2 trade window me: look at trade window it says 'black cape' and hits del and yells scamer!!!! noob:ur the haxer scammer! me:scammer!!!!!!! noob:selling obby cape me:hes a scammer!!!!! the rest whent like this intill i world hoped to sell my cannon balls It wasn't smart of him doing it, but I don't think you should have screamed SCAMMER and why was it bad for him to yell "SCAMMER"? Because he should just have reported him and not said anything[1], besides, what's the proff for those who didn't see the chat window that the guy did scam. [1]I say this based on a bad expirence and following another here on Tip.it which was connected to the one ingame. well its kinda hard to report a dude in a half full varrock west bank and with a name with numbers incrotect spelling ... (i know mine is bad to) :-$ You should have noted down the name in the trade sceen before closing or duing anything. :wink: In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Lol...some noob was just asking a myseterious old man that appeared for someone else how to get into melzars maze...and now he's asking me: Noob: How do you get into melzars maze? (he said one word, hit enter, then said the next, hit enter, and did that) Me: Type write and I'll say it Noob: How do you get into melzars maze?(didn't break it up) Me: "It" Noob: Very Funny, I'll pay you 200 gp if you tell me Me: Dude, I wouldn't stop doing what I'm doing if 200 gp appeared on the ground Noob: What do you want? Me: Your soul Noob: How? Noob: Ok seriously, what do you want? Me: Your soul N: That makes no sense Me: I know, isn't it great? N: Shut up, and tell me how to get in. Me: Why should I? N: You're 107, you're better than me. Tell me. Me: WHy should I? where is my obligation to tell you? N: SHut up Me: Why? N: I don't care noob Me: Hypocrite N: *walks of* NOOB! Me: How am I a noob? N: You are a nerd. You use big words like obligation. Me: DO you even know what that means? N: No because I'm not a nerd Me: What are you, 8? 9? Me: And for your information, without nerds, there would be no runescape, nor the machine you play it on. N: Can you please just tell me how to get in? Me: I think...no. N: *logs out* Woah dont post these . . You were the noob big time in that one. #-o Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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