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Noobs say the funniest things!

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LOL i saw a level 3 usin home tele in lumbridge castle :-s

Nothing 2 say...jus that i am gr8!!!

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LOL i saw a level 3 usin home tele in lumbridge castle :-s

 

 

 

Every time I go there, I see a few people do that, mostly noobs.

 

 

 

But I agree, they are pretty (Very, very, very, very, very) noobish.

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Hehe mine is actually about myself. When my first account was a newbie I had a plain staff and a red bead and I ran around asking players how to attach the red bead to the top of the staff :wall: I was trying to make a fire staff.

Hehe mine is actually about myself. When my first account was a newbie I had a plain staff and a red bead and I ran around asking players how to attach the red bead to the top of the staff :wall: I was trying to make a fire staff.

 

 

 

lol you need to enhcant the bead first to make it into a fire staff :^o O:)

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imo, anyone who calls somone else a noob, is a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your opinion is wrong then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol

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2432nd to 99 mining

Whenever I go to f2p I always get noobs telling em they'll get their main and own me (current combat:87)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've taken up responding "don't make me get my lvl 333 kalphite queen"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it usually just makes them go crazy \'

 

imo, anyone who calls somone else a noob, is a noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your opinion is wrong then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol

nah, hes right.

GF TIF.

 

9 November 2006 - 22 January 2008, when I could no longer stand the painted turd that is the Tip.It community. Only posting in rants.

Because of my name i get asked alot of times i people can eat me :D

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I was in the Duel Arena to sell something wearing full Ahrims and holding an Ancient Staff...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Random Guy: Stake me, 25k.

 

 

 

Me: Sec, meeting someone here.

 

 

 

(I sell whatever it is I was selling)

 

 

 

Me: Ok, lets go.

 

 

 

(We fight, no food, no prayer)

 

 

 

5 or so Ice Bursts later...

 

 

 

RG: (As he's dieing) OMG you noob, no Ancients!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

30 seconds later he stakes me again. I Ice Burst him again so he starts ranging me (in random melee gear :roll: ) and turns on Protect From Magic. I turn on Protect from Ranged and kill him again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RG: Omg ur such a noob. I said no prayer!!

 

 

 

Me: Thanks for the free 50k

 

 

 

(Teleport back to whatever I was doing.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 mins later via PM...

 

 

 

RG: Lol ur too scared to fight me again

 

 

 

RG: 100k this time

 

 

 

Me: Sure, I could always use free money.

 

 

 

(Teleport back to duel arena)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time he sets it to No Movement (You can't use binding spells, which means no Ice Burst for me)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hit him with Shadow Blitz (-15% Atk, 24 max hit), 4 dds specs and more Shadow Blitzes. He logs and I've never heard from him since.

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i was in fally by the shop and a girl between me and the bank asked if there was a bank here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

had one come up to me and say im 1337 j00 n00b once when i was in free then he ran off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

when she was standing next to it in fally kinda sad

i saw a person on the general p2p who did this

 

 

 

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Kiss me, i'm part Irish!

I just told someone lvl 60 to tele Varrock, he asked ''What is teleing?'' :D

Lol this one is funny... well to me :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: buy ur full sara 2.3

 

 

 

me: nfs

 

 

 

5 mins later

 

 

 

noob: buy ur full sara 2.3

 

 

 

me: no

 

 

 

noob: noob

 

 

 

some guy: buy ur full sara 2.4

 

 

 

me: nfs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

are the full saras on demand like that? lol... and why do they always feel the need to call us noobs lol

i got one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: (cutting willows in draynor)

 

 

 

noob:i got hacked free stuff please.

 

 

 

me:(goes to bank and gets security book and gives to noob) read carefully if u got hacked.

Here is one I just had.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: cn i buy ur ing boots?

 

 

 

Me: I'm sorry, please speak english.

 

 

 

Noob: nub can i buy ur inf boots?

 

 

 

Me: I'm sorry, the word: "ur" is not in the englsih dictionary, thus I have no idea what you are talking about. (LOL, I know what he was saying, but wanted to mess with his head. 8-) :? :twisted: )

 

 

 

Noob: ugh, can i buy your inf boots pl0x?

 

 

 

Me: NFS, sorry.

 

 

 

Noob: How much?

 

 

 

Me: NFS= Not for sale, sorry.

 

 

 

Noob: i pay 50k

 

 

 

Me: If I just said not for sale, why would I sell for 900k less then what I can get?

 

 

 

Noob:50k ok?

 

 

 

Me: I'm sorry, I must go, I feel like I'm talking to someone who failed first grade.

 

 

 

Noob: did u just call meh an st00pid perosn?!?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Me: Good-bye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, thats how it went.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Off topic!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG! I was writing this, looked back to RS, I was at 1 qt healt with Guthan, karil, whipo, inf boots ahrim and 4m in items in my inven. :shock: :o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Saruman

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

noob: wan b fr3nd5??

 

 

 

me: sorry i do not speak your strange language

 

 

 

noob: wanna be freinds?

 

 

 

me: sure, but i will not give you anything

 

 

 

noob: oh nvm then

 

 

 

noob: even 1k?

 

 

 

noob: 1k?

 

 

 

noob: 1k?

 

 

 

noob: 1k?

 

 

 

noob: 1k?

 

 

 

noob: 1k?

 

 

 

me: gahhhhhhhhhh

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i log off and go straight to this topic ::'

i was a noob at cwars(first time i was there, only lvl 40 or so) and my 80+ friend turned into a bunny ( i was amazed) someone said "lmao" and i said to him "he called you a lamo" lol i was stupid at the time :wall:

i use a new account now "knex2"

Was just walking around in my full naval and someone asks if I would want to buy their clothes (normal pirate)

 

 

 

Me: Nope

 

 

 

Them: Noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PM: Hi

 

 

 

Me: Hi, who are you?

 

 

 

PM: We used to be friends. I haven't been on for a while so you have probaly forgotten about me.

 

 

 

Me: O ok

 

 

 

PM: Want a mining Job?

 

 

 

Me: Mope

 

 

 

PM: It'sgood money

 

 

 

Me: I'm rich enough

 

 

 

PM: I'm richer

 

 

 

PM: My main has a whip, dragon long, and full rune

 

 

 

Me: I have a whip, 1.6m, and 10m in items

 

 

 

*Silence*

 

 

 

PM: *After a min* Ok

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Dragon Drops: 2 x Dragon Legs, Dragon Spear

*I start follow some noob*

 

 

 

Noob: Go away

 

 

 

Noob: Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Noob: Go away

 

 

 

Me: Am i bugging you?

 

 

 

Me: Ha...Haha?

 

 

 

Noob: I reported u

 

 

 

Me: For?

 

 

 

Noob: Ha ha whose laughing now

 

 

 

Me: Me.

 

 

 

Noob: Yes u

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Funny noobs...

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Fun with paint.

 

Drink night cough medicine, take pills for sleeping, or just start playing with your Pokeman balls! In your Gameboy SP that is. =P~

sometimes i like to say i nerd (stuff or stiff) for free or what planet am i on after logging in just to see how other players react and i like to other nooby annoying stuff just to see how others react like i made this program that can capture the runescape chat and repeat it back so players are like how you do that and I usually get reported and called macroer and even made it so it would follow random players and repeat what they say lol.

sometimes i like to say i nerd (stuff or stiff) for free or what planet am i on after logging in just to see how other players react and i like to other nooby annoying stuff just to see how others react like i made this program that can capture the runescape chat and repeat it back so players are like how you do that and I usually get reported and called macroer and even made it so it would follow random players and repeat what they say lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol that sounds like fun, and very annoying at the same time!

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i duel this noob, no weps armour, anything... just fists

 

 

 

noob: can i plz hav free stuff after the fite

 

 

 

me: no

 

 

 

Noob: plz!!!

 

 

 

Me: how about nothing...

 

 

 

Noob: plz im poor

 

 

 

me: me 2 mate, me 2...

 

 

 

Noob: not as poor as me!

 

 

 

the noob ran away (no forfit

 

 

 

Noob: i will stop runnig when u say ull giv me free stuf!!!

 

 

 

i run... following him (its not an obstacles arena bty)

 

 

 

he stoips running

 

 

 

i kill him

 

 

 

noob pm: how did u run longer than me???

 

 

 

me: agility :thumbsup:

Noob: How did you get such a high mining lvl?

 

 

 

Me: I sold my soul to the devil

 

 

 

Noob: That's evil

 

 

 

Me: Not really

 

 

 

Noob: Well I will do no such thing

 

 

 

Me: Hmm ok #-o

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2432nd to 99 mining

This just happened.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Story: I was at faly bank when I saw 2 (yes 2) people selling polished buttons. (This is in pm)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: How much?

 

 

 

Noob: Offer?

 

 

 

Me: 5 gp

 

 

 

Noob: No way

 

 

 

Me: How much then?

 

 

 

Noob: 1 mil (Reported him)

 

 

 

(About 12 mins after arguing)

 

 

 

Noob: How did I scam you?

 

 

 

Me: You didn't, you tried to :mrgreen:

 

 

 

Noob: You set me up.

 

 

 

Me: Ya I kinda of did. (He's referring to the part where I said 5 gp)

 

 

 

Noob: Reported Noob.

 

 

 

Me: LOL, what did you report me under? Hmm, lets see. Item scamming? I didn't sell anything for to much, or buy anything for a cheap price.

 

 

 

(This is the completely random part, it actually is true)

 

 

 

Noob: Do you have any money?

 

 

 

Me: Lol, I have a mil. Though I don't give money to scammers.

 

 

 

Noob: I just lost 100k

 

 

 

Me: How did you lose 100k?

 

 

 

Noob: I bought these for 100k

 

 

 

Me: Learn from your losses. =;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: I just logged on again, and he said this.

 

 

 

Can I sell some stuff to you? I need money. Wana buy the buttons?

 

 

 

:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:

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