MikelP

An auto-cast of God Spells on God Staves

I've noticed MMOs offer lifetime memberships to their players for the price of about 3 years of monthly subscription. Should Jagex offer lifetime memberships? Maybe people that have been playing for 3 years get it free. Discuss

Over everything Also I'm now 1/4 of the way to my goal Went kind of mad and got 240k day in 1 day Rate/Hate

Though they have dropped in price, buy iron at around 100ea, make knives and sell at 35ea. Make about 75gp a bar, also Iron is the best exp per ore

Another thing is the Hard Drives are calculated by 1000 to kilobytes to a Megabyte (and others), and it should be 1024x. My 500Gb Hard Drive is actually 465Gb.

My Clan has been off again, on again for the past few years. It's lain dormant for about 2 years how, but an original member and I are restarting it again in the following weeks

Make my way to the Winchester

Hep Blaaargh NO, not Lumbridge!!! Argghh!!! Note to self: Move away when tree falls

A scorpion 5 mins off Tutorial Island, I was walking round the fence back in classic as a scorpion got me as no run :boohoo:

Tsunamiamor Aeromech Dobry4 Eric Kunze/Eric Syrgodi Family of people, I knew Tsu from ages back and since added the family. Great bunch of ppl to talk to ---------- Lord Saris/Saris Knight/Saris Night Was in the same clan as me when I first started. Great friend, but since quit. We talk on MSN though. ----------- Fanger2000 Great person met him years ago. I go to him for all my smithing ------------ Candy Man13 Again met him ages ago. We live in same country, so great fun to talk to ------------- Last, but not least Ngarata Met through World 99 Laws, been great friends since

Best by far was the Sausage Whip one. Worst by Far was the Castle Wars picture

99 Agility although I'm going on a 6-week Holiday in 11 days so will probably get in February

Was ranging Black Dragons in the Evil Chickens lair and someone died. I was the only person there so I got these items \ He was using dark bow so no anti-fire shield and oddly enough he had telly runes. Arrows are Rune and Steel

I would like to state that you get 1 PoE for every ingredient in the hopper. SO 1 bucket = 1 PoE

When Battle-axes were the best weapons or when it was so empty when I died in Barb Village I could walk all the way back from Lumbridge and pick up my Mith :D

Jagex alreaddy said Smith-X was coming in the update where all the other X's were put in. Its just taking them longer to do it

Who? Edit: if its supposed to be renji from bleach he has red hair. Was the closest I could get

Hoero Zambimaru Not overly good, hard to match top and bottoms.

They are birds so yep it was the Bird Update

Me, minus my obligatory Full Black Naval

Found this while browsing RS Forums, got to 11 pages and no lock. Most replies were people calling him a noob or lazy

Support, I got hacked 5 days b4 Bank Pin so great idea :thumbsup:

Nature Altar, I hate the Body Altar I got stuck for a minute trying to find that purple portal

A good way to get vials and eyes requires the hot air balloon quest. When done you can take cash and oak logs to c wars. From there take the balloon to entrana (also taverly) and buy up all the vials and eyes before using a ring of dueling to teleport back to cwars

Note this is my first guide so don't flame too much, and constructive critism is welcome. I'm on a fairly large screen and have broadband so if Pictures are too large or it is taking too long to load please post and I will work to reduce the size In the waiting room for this minigame I have seen many people complaining that they have only gotten 40 Pieces of Eight a game and I tell you it is easy to get 100+. So if you want some snazzy Naval Clothes, a Flag or something to help your brewing this is the game for you. Contents: 1: Getting there and Suggested Equipment 2: The Jobs 3: Getting Your Pieces of Eight 4: The Rewards 1: Getting there and Suggested Equipment You will need to of completed the quest "Cabin Fever" to get to Mos Le'Harmless and you will need a Cooking level of 40. World 104 is the unofficial world so I wouldn't bother with any other unless you have a group of 6 or more and want a private game To get to trouble brewing you will need to take Bill's Ship from Port Phasmatys or a charter ship and run through the jungle. Alternatively you can drink a rum that can be bought at Honest Jimmy's Store after the game to teleport right outside. Taken from RS KBase As you cannot take anything in your inventory with you I suggest you take: Helmet - None as team hat will go here Necklace - Amulet of Monkey Speak > Glory/Games to Teleport out Cape - Spottier Cape > Spotty Cape Top - Nothing/Something Lightweight Trousers - Nothing/Something Light Weight Gloves - Penance (correct name please if it's wrong) > None Boots - Boots of Lightness > None Ring - Ring of Dueling > None Weapon - Your best axe Shield - None There is a bank deposit booth right outside to store winnings and deposit anything extra you may of bought with you This Picture shows the interface of the game *picture to come* Note if you miss the start it will put you in half way through the game, but you will only get half the Pieces of Eight you earnt. Alternatively if you are late a place may open up to get in and you will gain all the Pieces of Eight you earnt. Not you cannot lose this game you just make less Rum than the other team. You will always get the Pieces of Eight owed to you. 2: The Jobs This map shows the Location of all the items in the game (note there are monkeys on all the islands not just the middle one) Taken from RS KBase Map of the Bases Picture is of Blue Base, Red Base has the same basic layout but doors, log pile and parrot is moved Map of the Hoppers This picture shows you all the minigame specific icons and what they stand for Default Workbench stock. In a game where the other team is Sabotaging alot you will need to keep stocks of Pipes and Lumber Patches up (the other team rarely hits the bridges) The Red an Blue Flowers are needed to colour the Rum and Monkeys. It takes 3 flowers per bottle and the flowers are only available at the other base. As you can only pick 5 flowers at a time it helps to take another person as they can trade flowers to you to get a full inventory. To get the colour out you need to put it in the kettle, and drain it out with the bowls. Trading for Flowers The Bitternuts can only be collected using the Monkeys and you must first catch and colour them. First grab a bowl from the Workbench and grab 4 coloured water from the Kettle. Run to one of the Islands and catch a monkey, colour the monkey and use it with the Bitternut trees. If you have a Amulet of Monkeyspeak you can anger the monkey, tell it to be careful or not tell it anything. Angering the monkey will cause it to collect a Bitternut faster though it will always lose a fight with a monkey of the other team (unless it is also angered then 50:50 chance of winning). If you tell your monkey to be careful it will collect a Bitternut slower, but will always win a fight with a monkey from the other team (unless it has also been told to be careful then 50:50 chance of winning). While your monkey is collecting the nut grab another monkey and colour it, then send it up the tree after your first monkey is done. You can only have 2 nuts and 2 monkeys at any one time so grab another 2 monkeys and colour them for the next time round. Talking to your monkeys To get Scrapey bark you will need an axe and a knife from the Workbench. Go to a tree and cut down how ever many logs you want. Use the knife on your logs to get bark when you have enough/waiting for tree to respawn. Note you can get diseased while scraping bark off, but it should be too much of a problem if your levels are high enough. Collecting your bark To get Grubs you will need to grab lots of Raw Rat Meat from the Workbench. Go to a Mound and use your meat on the mound. You will either get some Grubs or a Swarm will attack you. Keep using the meat on the Mound until it is exhausted, then wait for it to respawn or run to another mound. If you get a Swarn you cannot get any more Grubs until it dissapears. I find this job works well with collecting some bark. Collecting Grubs To get water grab some buckets from the Workbench and take them to the pump. Use the bucket on the pump until all your buckets are full At the Pump Finally the last job is to repair/keep the Boilers going. To start the boilers go to the workbench and grab a Tinderbox, then head over to the Boilers and get as many logs as you can. Put one log in each boiler and use the tinderbox on it then fill up the boiler with a third of your logs. Each boiler needs a minimum of 3 logs to work and can take up to 10 logs each. When the boiler is started drop your tinderbox and go cut jungle trees for logs. Keep the boilers full and use surplus logs on the longer workbench to make repair parts. To repair you will need a few buckets of water and some spare parts. When an enemy sabotuer come in and sets something on fire immediately use a bucket of water on it to put it out and use the appropriate repair piece. Pipe for the pipes between boilers and pump, Lumber Patches for the hoppers, and Bridge pieces for the Bridges. If you delay in putting the fire out it will do more damage and you will need up to 3 repair pieces to fix it rather than the one. Feeding the Boilers and Making Spare Parts I won't mention Sabotaging as it is a terrible way to get Pieces of Eight and doesn't help to make any Rum. I have had games where no one Sabotaged and both teams got over 21 Rum, compared to most games where people do Sabotage and we got 10-15 Rum Once you have your ingredients you will need to put them in the appropriate hoppers (picture shown above). When a bottle is made one person will need to put it in it's crate or it will smash on the floor. To do so simply click on the Rum when it comes out 3: Getting Your Pieces of Eight After many games I have found this method to be the best way of getting your Pieces of Eight and Bonus Experience. 1: Go to the workbench and grab and inventory worth of buckets. 2: Run to the pump and fill all your buckets 3: Deposit all your water in the appropriate hopper 4: Repeat 2 and 3 two more times 5: Drop all your buckets and go and do a quick job e.g. Collect Bark and Grubs. You should now have guarenteed your 100 self earnt Pieces of Eight and Bonus Experience. Roughly 8-10 minutes will have passed so for the next 10-12 minute collect the more needed ingredients such as Bitternuts and Coloured Water or keep the Boilers going. 4: The Rewards The formula of Pieces of Eight owed to you is: The 100 you made + 2 x the number of Rum Bottles your team made. You will also get for each: Coloured water added to hopper - 40 Cooking exp Sweetgrub added to hopper - 40 Cooking exp Scrapeybark added to hopper - 40 Cooking exp Bitternut added to hopper - 80 Cooking exp log put into the boilers - 40 Firemaking exp flammable thing set on fire - 50 Firemaking exp repair item crafted - 12.5 Crafting exp successful repair - 12.5 Crafting exp burning location put out - 50 Firemaking exp monkey captured - 15 Agility exp point of pressure pumped - 10 Strength exp In addition you gain 100 Crafting Exp, 250 Cooking Exp, and 150 Firemaking Exp for every Bottle of Rum your team makes Honest Jimmys Store and Prices Naval Hats - 500 PoE Naval Shirts - 1000 PoE Naval Slacks - 1000 PoE *Flags are in order left to right* Cutthroat Flag - 2000 PoE Guilded Smile Flag - 2000 PoE Bronze Fist Flag - 3000 PoE Lucky Shot Flag - 4000 PoE Treasure Flag - 5000 PoE Phasmatys Flag - 6000 PoE The Stuff - 50 PoE Rum (both kinds) - 20 PoE The Stuff is something you add to your brewing before the hops. It greatly increases your chance of getting a mature ale The Rum will teleport you outside the waiting rooms when drunk. Full Black Naval Thanks for reading my very first guide Mikel2311