anonymous1234 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 omg i got 2 and they just happened at hill giants in edgeville dungeon (training slayer). i wasn't that involved player 1: hi noob: omg where u get blu gloves????? player 1: canfis, just east of varrock noob: omg take me there plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz player 1: i don't have time noob: omg plzzzzzzz ill pay u like 5k ok?????!!! player 1: no i said i don't have time me: noob (i didn't actually say noob) stop annoying player 1 player 1 (pm to me): hes such an idiot right? me(pm back): yeah i think he bought that acc since hes lvl 84 with a whip and can't find canifis. noob (public chat): cmon dude!!! player 1: for the tenth time no!!! player 1: hey when did u buy that acc LONG PAUSE me (pm to noob): when did u buy that acc? me (pm to noob): when did u buy that acc? noob: ..... then he logs off. i got another which happened with my best friend irl him: ****!!!!!!! dude!!! me: *sigh* what is it? him: ******* awesome dude a half key!!!!!!!@!!! me: :wall: they are only worth like 15k-25k im not quite sure on price him: yeah i know but crystal key opens chest in wildy with shield!!! me: what shield? crystal? him: yeah i can sell it for 1m once i get other half!!! me: the crystal shield can be obtained after roving elves quest by buying it for 750k dude me: u only get a dragonstone worth 55k from the chest him: oh...... (logs off) then i came and posted here i hope u liked!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palagerini Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 this one isn't mine but a noob did ask me this.. (ok i drop this iron kite i made and this noob picks it up) noob:did u drop this? me:yea u can have it noob:thanks what is it? me:an iron kite noob:oh. can u teach me to fly it? me:(rofl on the floor on my computer room) (after explaining to him what it really is he wears it and runs into the wildy) and this one did happen to me lol (i'm walking in the wildy with a crossbow and a few bolts) (a noob in full steel and steel long sword walks by) noob:omg i could so own u me:i bet you could(wanting to get on with my life) noob:u wana go?! me:please don't hurt me(i started running cause i got a whole bunch of junk in the wildy lol) noob: attacks me. :shame: (shame on him..) me: i said stop attacking or i'll attack back. noob:yea i'm afraid to get hit rapid 1's.. (so i attack him..) me:7,4,0,0,3,2(something like that) noob:omg scammer!!!!(and he's still attacking me) me:you might wanna run noob:no i'm gonna kill you.you noob! (noob dies and i get full steel -.- ) ahh well....noobs these days.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weslee_Dean Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Kk, I was on the way to Varrock, and at Barbarian Village this noob followed me and heres what happened. Me:My god, what the heck do you want? Noob:Can I have your full rune for free plz? I need.. Me:Ok.... Your level 3, how can you use it? And why would I give you full rune which is worth like 180k, for free? Noob:So can I have it plz? Me:No. Noob:PLZ!?!?!? Me:Shut up please. Noob:Not unless you give me full rune and d long. Me:Your not a member... Noob:Yes i am. Me:Hey, I got a question. Noob:Ok! Me:Do you know what the wildy is? Noob:No. Me:Good. So I took him into the wildy and he died he pmed me and said "your a **** noob!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XavierCrossRose Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Noob: Hey, want to Trade armor? *Is wearing normal Adamantite* Sun Of Moon's: I'm not in the mood to be cheated from Profit right now. *Is wearing Adamantite: Gold Trimmed armor* Noob: You stupid Noob!!! Sun Of Moon's: You're the one who is stupid, my dear: "Noob." Noob: F-U Noob; I can do 13 Damage!!! Sun Of Moon's: *Put's on Melee-Protection* I can block 13 Damage. Noob: Noob. *Uses Home-Teleportation* Sun Of Moon's: Um, bye! "Noob." Note: Edited to make a lot more sense in Grammar. "Reality? I never asked if that existed, but I wanted to know if you did." - Sun Of Moon's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Just cause I have full rune and I'm level 56, people ask for "Phr33 st00f pl0z 0r I will h4xz0r u 2 bits!!!!!!11111" :notalk: I had full Rune at lvl 42 (maged Elvarg) and went to C Wars, had 14 people following me calling me a hacker! :shock: I had full rune at level 25, being one of the original people in rsc at that combat level to have beaten the dragon and been able to afford full rune. ON TOPIC: I was woodcutting a couple of days ago when a newb started begging and asking me for items. I referred him to a fellow woodcutter, not quite a friend, but of acquaintance. I informed him that the fellow woodcutter had 555million gee pees. In the beginning, he didn't believe me. So I went, promptly, to bank and withdrew 7 million geepees and told people to trade me as proof that the fellow woodcutter had given me the money. Within minutes, he had 20 people trading him (draynor, world 20). He promptly turned his trade off, and continued to woodcut. They wouldn't leave him alone for the whole two hours we were there together \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJE03 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Fishing on Barbarian Village... Noob 1: Need free fish! Me: Get pole and feather, River give you fish. Noob 2: Your mom give fish. Me: Eh?... [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrox32 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Killing green dragons at the level 13 wildy place. Level 76 pure attacks me. Level 80 strength. DDS. No big deal. Tele away. I pm him: Me: Nice try trying to kill me back there Noob: You stole my drag! Me: Oh noes! Noob: Shut up noob. Me: Can you tell me how you could "own" that dragon? I'd like to buy one. Me: Just expect to be ice barraged by my pure mage friend in 10 minutes. Noob: ROFL okay Me: So how did you buy that dragon? Noob: I just wanted to kill you. Noob: Cuz ur an easy target. Me: That's why I *didn't die* Noob: You teled. Me: Exactly, if I have teles I'm not an "easy target" Noob: I hit a 12-11 instead of a 20-20. ( He hit 0-15, 0-0, and 0-0) Me: What are the odds of you hitting a 20-20? Noob: I did it before. Me: Against a guy in rune armour with 60 defence? Noob: Shut up ur anoyng me. I own you lets leave it at that. Noob logs out. During this, he also said: He said he was 15. I doubted this a few reasons: a) My 4 year old sister could spell better B) He spelled "doubt" "dout" and then called me an idiot for not knowing what "dout" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Skillse Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 yeay 70 pages noobieness noob-you blow me now? guy-no thanks my gf is doing that just now me-eew gross but lol lol it was funnt but gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 This one ain't really from a noob but it's still as funny as hell: Guy: I eat dog meat (what the heck.. :uhh: ) Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor722 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 One day i was killing deadly red spiders lvl20 noob came ans said"i reported u for BUG ABUSE" Oh Em Geeh! :XD: lol :P One day i was killing deadly red spiders lvl20 noob came and said"i reported u for BUG ABUSE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netron28 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Conversation just now, with someone, who was actually a lvl 28. Them: Can I have a wepon (Their bad spelling, not my own.) Me (as Netron28): Sorry, but no. Them: Y? Netron28: I only have this (a steel wc axe) on me now. I am not giving you my better weapons. Them: I hate u and despise u That all took place on Karamja. :lol: With a little practice, or a lot of lobs, I could own that lvl 28 in the wildy. "Gain lvls? As a "lvl 3 skiller"? The clue's in the title, nub!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Skillse Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 lol bet she's still begin for a wepin hey that rimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netron28 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 I have had experiences of noobs, but I have also asked some very noobish questions myself. In a sheer dozy moment I enquired as to which had better cooking experience- beef or mithril. :wall: :lol: "Gain lvls? As a "lvl 3 skiller"? The clue's in the title, nub!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Skillse Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 lol classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarko Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 I just got one a while ago. I was selling a d long, a dds, and 51k of feathers. I advertised as "Bsale worth 610k, only 600k for all." (thats 100k for long, 60k for dds, and 450k for feathers at 9 each, dds being 50k when you buy all at once) (no longer for sale) A level 126 moderator comes up to me, right? I show him the bsale, and he says "600k for that, lol noob" And I start explaining what costs what, and why I justify 600k for it all. Me: Well its 450k for feathers alone, 100k for the d long, and 60k for the dds. Him: LMAO, 450K FOR FEATHERS!!! Me: Yes, 450k for the feathers..... 9 each. its 50,000 x 9 = 450,000 coins. Him: U noob 9 times 5000 is 45k Me: Yes, 9 times 5,000 is 45k. But its not 5k feathers, its 50k feathers... Him: I don't believe u. Me: Then look for yourself. I traded him again, and showed him. Him: Oh..... erm... Sorry? At this point he logs. NOT THE END!!! About 5 seconds later,s omeone comes up and says "I'm reporting you!!!" Me: What for? Person: Offensive language. Me: What did I say? Person: I don't know but it musta been pretty bad to make that mod log! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmtourniquet Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Just had one tonight, at the Al Kharid smelting furnace. Spoken by a level 41 noob: "Can you smith coal for me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonio1612 Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 With some friends, we were searching a good world for fight pits : my friend : world 140 ? me (the noob) : ok !! and i logged out ... :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 With some friends, we were searching a good world for fight pits : my friend : world 140 ? me (the noob) : ok !! and i logged out ... :wall: I dont get it... Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VurtualRuler98 Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Highest number world 138.... Sir, the Panzerschreck squad is blocking the road! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Highest number world 138.... still dont get it... Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autist Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 I just got one a while ago. I was selling a d long, a dds, and 51k of feathers. I advertised as "Bsale worth 610k, only 600k for all." (thats 100k for long, 60k for dds, and 450k for feathers at 9 each, dds being 50k when you buy all at once) (no longer for sale) A level 126 moderator comes up to me, right? I show him the bsale, and he says "600k for that, lol noob" And I start explaining what costs what, and why I justify 600k for it all. Me: Well its 450k for feathers alone, 100k for the d long, and 60k for the dds. Him: LMAO, 450K FOR FEATHERS!!! Me: Yes, 450k for the feathers..... 9 each. its 50,000 x 9 = 450,000 coins. Him: U noob 9 times 5000 is 45k Me: Yes, 9 times 5,000 is 45k. But its not 5k feathers, its 50k feathers... Him: I don't believe u. Me: Then look for yourself. I traded him again, and showed him. Him: Oh..... erm... Sorry? At this point he logs. NOT THE END!!! About 5 seconds later,s omeone comes up and says "I'm reporting you!!!" Me: What for? Person: Offensive language. Me: What did I say? Person: I don't know but it musta been pretty bad to make that mod log! LOL I am about 100% sure that you made the last part up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Highest number world 138.... still dont get it... He said to go to world 140 but the worlds only go up to 138. Its not funny, but I just figured it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sag2k Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 On my drop jacker account(for those of you who don't understand I look for droptraders and steal the loot). My first drop was probably the best:I met the noob in his drop-jacking area noob:hi moth:hi noob:you have a main? moth:no he logs onto a lvl80-something account noob:this is my main moth:ok I went downstairs, waited and back up ran under him rapidly clicked got 200 cooked lobsters and ran.Later he found me and followed me begging for his lobs while I explained the error of his ways...he followed me into wildy where he was attacked and ran away. The last I saw of him was at varrok square telling my brother that a player called strange moth scammed him(I was on my main at this time he didn't recognise me and was told to go away by me) :lol: usually logged on,private may be on friends.They call me...Noob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarko Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 I just got one a while ago. I was selling a d long, a dds, and 51k of feathers. I advertised as "Bsale worth 610k, only 600k for all." (thats 100k for long, 60k for dds, and 450k for feathers at 9 each, dds being 50k when you buy all at once) (no longer for sale) A level 126 moderator comes up to me, right? I show him the bsale, and he says "600k for that, lol noob" And I start explaining what costs what, and why I justify 600k for it all. Me: Well its 450k for feathers alone, 100k for the d long, and 60k for the dds. Him: LMAO, 450K FOR FEATHERS!!! Me: Yes, 450k for the feathers..... 9 each. its 50,000 x 9 = 450,000 coins. Him: U noob 9 times 5000 is 45k Me: Yes, 9 times 5,000 is 45k. But its not 5k feathers, its 50k feathers... Him: I don't believe u. Me: Then look for yourself. I traded him again, and showed him. Him: Oh..... erm... Sorry? At this point he logs. NOT THE END!!! About 5 seconds later,s omeone comes up and says "I'm reporting you!!!" Me: What for? Person: Offensive language. Me: What did I say? Person: I don't know but it musta been pretty bad to make that mod log! LOL I am about 100% sure that you made the last part up. I swear to you I didn't make any of this up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 i got a big one again: i was at fally east noob: *** you noobs p1: stop cussin please noob: *** you black **** me: dude stop saying offensive things and being racist noob: *** off noob GRRRR *thank you, your abuse report has been sent* me and p1: reported you for offensive language noob: **** idc u *** head after several montauges (sp?) of cursing we hd reported 3 or 4 times noob: ill take u to wildy and own u both!! (he has lvl 26, p1 was 71, and i am/was 74) me: ok sure he starts running like a lunatic towards the mind altar taking several wrong turns p1: we got a cops chase code 3514 me: lol so where we going in wildy noob? noob: lvl 48 so i can get u both me: *thinking 26+48=74 which is perfect* ok noob: ill take all u stuff then hack u (i had boots of lightness and glory ammy with ring of life on free world ) we get to lvl 10 wildy and i see a lvl 68 in full rune and a rune scimmy. i figure hes this noobs friend who is some world reknown pker or something i can take him with prayer and i have a partner. the guy teles... we get to lvl 20 and i see a lvl 71 in full rune and i figure i can take her with prayer and a partner. well my partner dies and i skull on the pker person. i nearly kill her she teles :evil: then i hear what the noob was waiting for. 50 fire blasts and binds headed for me.. great i have about .02 seconds to live. i turn protect item on and end up losing a ring of life and boots of lightness lol. i kept the glory thank god. then the noob starts pming me about how *he* owned me, not even referring to all the mages he had contact with. eh it was for the comedy and i have a soare ring of life in bank so i guess he'll get banned in a week and thats that!! if u read all this heres a big cookie smiley :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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