youhave1236 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Noob:selling my account 4 50k *narbz stops selling his account and follows me* noob:phr33 stuff 4 me plz me:hmmm noob:plz give me stuff noob:plz me:sure ^_^ noob:thankz me:want a black mark noob:sure and thx *reported* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Noob:selling my account 4 50k *narbz stops selling his account and follows me* noob:phr33 stuff 4 me plz me:hmmm noob:plz give me stuff noob:plz me:sure ^_^ noob:thankz me:want a black mark noob:sure and thx *reported* did you report him right when he said he was selling his account? or did the conversation take less than 60 sec.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddance Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 This, was very funny. It was in a private Pm. (I was calling this one check a noob, for trying to buy my ammy for 1k.. it was an ammy of power.) Me: Hey Noob chick, leave me alone. --PM COMES!-- noob2: Hey kid you don't want no trouble back off my gf boi me: Um, Dude shes a noob. noob2: Did you just insulf my girlfriend? me: Uh, Yeah i think i just did. noob2: Dude, i don't want eny trobule lets be friends kk? me: Nah, I rather keep teasing your girlfriend. noob2: Dude come on, don't make me pwn you. (Rember, Noob2 is like a level 5, im a level 75 (( on friends acc ))) me: YOU pwn ME? --For some reason he stop PMing me.-- noob1: Hey come on guy! Let me buy your ammy! me: FOR CHRIST SAKES ITS WORTH MORE THAN 1k!! noob1: For your rude attidude, im buying it for 800gp. Punk. (That was annoying. Heres another) noob1: Hey your pretty hott wanna date? girl: Sorry, I have a boy friend in real life. noob1: Why are you being a sult, stopid hore1!!11 girl: Oh, Okay. Im a sult because i won't date a low-life loser, I think we call that class in america me: No, In america we call normal people that. (Then all of a sudden they start jumping on me, and calling me a noob, i just teleported away. I don't know why they got so mad.) (i was in my egg form) me: Ekk! Get off me! noob: Why? me: ... noob: You want to hck me! me: ... how would i hack you... noob: Lvl 57 = noob evry1 stay away!11! (no one moves) me: Erm, Could you please get off me. noob: Hxer you got reprted 4 item scam me: ...Okay then. noob: How did you bcome a egg? me: Magical powers i obtain from Casper. noob: Lyer! U tryin to scm me. me: ... Can you go away, Please. noob: Thts it im reprting u!! me: I thought you just did... noob: .... (He just walked off after that.... friggin' noob.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infi Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Me: Hey Noob chick, leave me alone. --PM COMES!-- noob2: Hey kid you don't want no trouble back off my gf boi me: Um, Dude shes a noob. noob2: Did you just insulf my girlfriend? me: Uh, Yeah i think i just did. noob2: Dude, i don't want eny trobule lets be friends kk? me: Nah, I rather keep teasing your girlfriend. noob2: Dude come on, don't make me pwn you. (Rember, Noob2 is like a level 5, im a level 75 (( on friends acc ))) me: YOU pwn ME? --For some reason he stop PMing me.-- noob1: Hey come on guy! Let me buy your ammy! me: FOR CHRIST SAKES ITS WORTH MORE THAN 1k!! noob1: For your rude attidude, im buying it for 800gp. Punk. Did you just admit to account sharing? 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Me: Hey Noob chick, leave me alone. --PM COMES!-- noob2: Hey kid you don't want no trouble back off my gf boi me: Um, Dude shes a noob. noob2: Did you just insulf my girlfriend? me: Uh, Yeah i think i just did. noob2: Dude, i don't want eny trobule lets be friends kk? me: Nah, I rather keep teasing your girlfriend. noob2: Dude come on, don't make me pwn you. (Rember, Noob2 is like a level 5, im a level 75 (( on friends acc ))) me: YOU pwn ME? --For some reason he stop PMing me.-- noob1: Hey come on guy! Let me buy your ammy! me: FOR CHRIST SAKES ITS WORTH MORE THAN 1k!! noob1: For your rude attidude, im buying it for 800gp. Punk. Did you just admit to account sharing? why yes i think he just did um riddance do you know the rules of runescape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irulepoker Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 One of my favorites.. It was after I did recruitment drive, was walking, liking how I looked as a female when.. Him: Y0 W45 CR4CK1NG G? Me: Pardon? Him: It means Yo was cracking g Me: Oh. Him: Give me your stuff Me: What stuff. Him: Your hat Me: Get lost. He continues to follow me... I teleported, and get a pm.. (similar to many people..) Him: I am a stalker (he said differently so it'd work, cant remember how..) Me: What the hell? Him: I am your man. Me: I am a guy IRL. Him logged out. My Farewell thread. Please post nicely, or die. :^_^:Yea, I'd vote for him too. But I don't think they let Iraqis vote :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I finally got an opportunity to post here (2 in a row infact) lvl 47(noob): Want to fite mi mane noob: lvl 125 me: If you can spell it clearly, yes noob: Nooooooooooooooooooooo :P (but maybe he meant noob) :P Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japlin Chev Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Player: Total lvl? Me: 1026 you? Player: Only 462 Me: Kool Player: Your lying, your only lvl 45 your total cant be over 1k Me: yes it can, I just train skills a fair bit... Player: No, your a noob, face it Me: Check highscores if you dont believe me... Player: Noob Noob Noob haha Chevroi - Formerly Japlin69My Old Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddance Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Me: Hey Noob chick, leave me alone. --PM COMES!-- noob2: Hey kid you don't want no trouble back off my gf boi me: Um, Dude shes a noob. noob2: Did you just insulf my girlfriend? me: Uh, Yeah i think i just did. noob2: Dude, i don't want eny trobule lets be friends kk? me: Nah, I rather keep teasing your girlfriend. noob2: Dude come on, don't make me pwn you. (Rember, Noob2 is like a level 5, im a level 75 (( on friends acc ))) me: YOU pwn ME? --For some reason he stop PMing me.-- noob1: Hey come on guy! Let me buy your ammy! me: FOR CHRIST SAKES ITS WORTH MORE THAN 1k!! noob1: For your rude attidude, im buying it for 800gp. Punk. Did you just admit to account sharing? why yes i think he just did um riddance do you know the rules of runescape? We were in the same room, We were both on the same computer. I was just typing as he was snarling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkie_Joe Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 I'm walking in Varrock. *I'm typing as he said it, this is not the way I write* Level 18: Yo noob, gimme ur stuff or Il kill u! Me: Ehhm... Nahh, I need my stuff. Level 18: Y do u need it ur lvl 3 im 18 i p00n u! Me: Yes, I am level 3, and if we had a fight you'd probably win... But I don't fight... Level 18: Noob i pw00ne u my s0rd p00n u in d face!!!!!!!!!! Me: Yes, I'm sure that Silverlight does quite the damage -.- Level 18: So u nooooob u cnt even wear dis ur poor lvl 3! PWND! I put on my Green H'ween Mask Level 18 starts trading me like crazy. Me: Yes..? Level 18: Gimme stuf now Me: Ehhm... I take off the mask. He keeps trading me... Looks like he really thinks he's forced me to give it to him. Me: Nahh... I arrive near the gates to Al-Kharid. Level 18: Wer u going Me: Al-Kharid. I pay the 10 coins, and enter. The level 18 seems to have trouble entering. I'm not the one to laugh, heck we've all tried not to have 10 gp once... :P Level 18: Omg omg omg noooooob I'm finally starting to talk bad about him now. Me: I'm not the one who can't enter Al-Kharid! (Boo-Yah!) Level 18: No ur the n00b! u cnt even aford to tele to Al-Kharid. As I walk away while laughing at this legendary quote, I see him do the Lumbridge Homeport -.- Which either means he's too lazy to cross the bridge to actually get to Lumbridge, OR he's lost. :-k You decide Thanks to Jwrm22 for helping me with the signature :DHave a look at my 'Land of Fakes'Private chat ON, give me a HYT and I'll HYT you back :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 just saw one about 10 min. ago. noob:hilary duff said this game is dumb so i'm not playing. me:then how come you're playing? noob:i'm not playing i made a new account 30min. ago so i can tell everyone this so they will stop playing. me:then how come you're level 50? noob:hilary duff hater! *then he ran away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkie_Joe Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Heres one maybe not to funny but its so dumb[list=] noob:can U give me money me:go make some yourself noob:how? me:try selling those cowhides at Al Kharid noob:can you give me 10gp? me:no I only have 10gp with me noob:10gp hahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaa you noob your poor I got 1k me:then stop begging and I got 17k at bank you dumb ignorant **** noob:U noob! me:im 40 levels above you and I maked more money than you at yout lvl noob:yea well my main is lvl 160 hahahaha me:you'll regret calling me that stuff after that he leaves and later comes back for more and we swear at each other,but I paid my friend 10 dollars to hack him and he gave it to me last night so dont mess with me 8-) I would'nt say that I got someone to hack it if I were you or that he gave it to you 2 Jagex rules broken might get reported :-w It's actually 3 rules, since he's trading real life money for RuneScape, which leaves him breaking the password scamming rule, the account trading rule, the real life item trading AND it might even be encouraging others to break rules, since he got his friend to do it, and not himself... Wow... Many broken rules :shame: Thanks to Jwrm22 for helping me with the signature :DHave a look at my 'Land of Fakes'Private chat ON, give me a HYT and I'll HYT you back :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pb0b Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 some random noob starts shouting at me, this is what happened: noob: p b0b is a (beep) mother(beep) me: dont u have something better 2 do? noob: haha! my ''you know what'' is bigger than ur brain!!! (dunno y he said that) me: and what if i dont have a brain? noob runs away....... proud owner of a wc cape since 24/02/2007 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemeja Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I was training on hill giants and there was a lvl 37 ranger there. I kept getting all the hill giants from him (which I admit is kinda selfish). Him: God stop taking all the hill giants! Me: Lol you're ranging you should be able to get them before me Him: Oh nice comeback noob Me: You're lvl 37...... Him: Oh yeah well I have a lvl 104 main! Me: Well if you did you'd get more hill giants! :twisted: Him: No, just because I dont have nerd reflexes like you doesn't mean I'm a noob! Me:........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 this isn't even funny but im so mad (btw this was member world): noob: buying laws! rest is pm... me: ill sell u for 400 ea noob: ok me: where are you i just saw you 5 min pause... me: hello where are you noob: pging (he seriously spelled it like that) me: can we meet somewhere? noob: meet me at mudskipper point me: ok be there in 5 min as i get there... me: where are you?? another 5 minute pause... noob: im in desert me: where in the desert? a couple minutes pass by... noob: the castle me: ok be there in 4 min (i was furious at this point but i tried to calm down a few minutes later at al kharid castle and he isn't even there me: where are you?? i run up cause i was so mad and finally see a green dot at the silk merchant rest is public chat me: here trade (trades) me: how many will you buy? noob: 1 GRAAAHHHH me: ok.... offer noob: *offers 278 gp and 2 pieces of silk* noob: that seems fair hulk get angry!! me: omfg are you serious? dude, laws are at least 300 ea plus you me: are only buying one and you have me running around for me: 10 mins to end up losing 22 gp???? noob: im sorry its all i got people, don't even tell me he was a newb and not a noob cause ill butcher you to bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJE03 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 this isn't even funny but im so mad (btw this was member world): noob: buying laws! rest is pm... me: ill sell u for 400 ea noob: ok me: where are you i just saw you 5 min pause... me: hello where are you noob: pging (he seriously spelled it like that) me: can we meet somewhere? noob: meet me at mudskipper point me: ok be there in 5 min as i get there... me: where are you?? another 5 minute pause... noob: im in desert me: where in the desert? a couple minutes pass by... noob: the castle me: ok be there in 4 min (i was furious at this point but i tried to calm down a few minutes later at al kharid castle and he isn't even there me: where are you?? i run up cause i was so mad and finally see a green dot at the silk merchant rest is public chat me: here trade (trades) me: how many will you buy? noob: 1 GRAAAHHHH me: ok.... offer noob: *offers 278 gp and 2 pieces of silk* noob: that seems fair hulk get angry!! me: [omg] are you serious? dude, laws are at least 300 ea plus you me: are only buying one and you have me running around for me: 10 mins to end up losing 22 gp???? noob: im sorry its all i got people, don't even tell me he was a newb and not a noob cause ill butcher you to bits Good times. lol :lol: Sound pretty frustrating. [spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011: Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestsob Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 eh, I gotta paraphrase some. Noob: I hope you die. Me: why, thank you? Noob: I hate you haxer Me: I'm not a "haxer", I'm a member. Me: I pay for this stuff Noob: whatever! haxxer! Me: -.- Noob: report bestsob! he's a hxer! Me: *remains quiet while walking toward varrock* Noob: haxer haxer hxer! Me: *walks over to dark wizards* Me: Oh dear? Are you being "haxed?" Noob: *gets hit with a 6, 6, 2. dies* Noob then pm's me with several profanities and insults. so I report him again. He dropped bones btw, and was level 31 -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eias Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 sum1 trades a medium lvled noob and cancels and tell him "i buy ur legs" the noob answers: no i cant walk without legs omfg!!" the otehr guy says: lol wat a noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 noob:selling my account 1000000000000000000000000k me:dude theres no such thing... noob: you just dont have that much you (BEEP) nub! me:well your a noob noob noob:your a (BEEP)en (BEEP) you little (BEEP)en nub! me:have fun being banned noob(with short turm memory loss):selling my account 1000000000000000000000000000k Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeo Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Lol. I crack up at all these every time I see them. This one I think is the best. Spell right please? I'm the dumb one? And my infamous Sig Shot (My range level is now 62 BTW) Training my pure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youhave1236 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Noob:selling my account 4 50k *narbz stops selling his account and follows me* noob:phr33 stuff 4 me plz me:hmmm noob:plz give me stuff noob:plz me:sure ^_^ noob:thankz me:want a black mark noob:sure and thx *reported* did you report him right when he said he was selling his account? or did the conversation take less than 60 sec.? I think it was in middle of convo, Im not that sure but I do remember I reported him for acc trading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 finally i read them all!!! they are hilarious! :P Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappa_norra Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 ok, i was killing cows to make lether to get my crafting up, when a lvl 13 noob came up and asked me to make him armor,so i did-since i had steel bars for that. Then i tried to trade with him, it just so happens-the noob doesn't know how to trade. so i spent like 7 mins tring to get him to trade. Finally another low-level person came and i gave HIM the armor What a waste of time #-o :wall: :wall: :wall: Got almost the same, Used 10 minutes trying to explain how to take out from bank in note ( really wanted that ess he got ) , after some time i realise 1 he didnt have the ess, 2 he didnt understand and 3 he left to do some mining. Another one for the ignore list Valuable drops ??? Ohhhh yes, let me see cabbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocobodude0 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Oh, this one is good, it happened at duel arena when i was fun-fighting a level 84: (I pulled at DDS and used special) Noob: Ugh, you DDS noob Me: I'm a noob for using a DDS? Noob: Yes, it's overpowered and I hope you die slowly IRL Me: If you don't like, don't duel -.- I do what I like, not what you like Noob: W/e I bet you beg and offer virtual head (I know tat's disgusting, but it's what she/he really said -.-) (Noobs dies when i hit an 18 with my D-baxe) Noob: I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!! You're stpergd!!!!!!!!!!! I hate noobs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Oh, this one is good, it happened at duel arena when i was fun-fighting a level 84: (I pulled at DDS and used special) Noob: Ugh, you DDS noob Me: I'm a noob for using a DDS? Noob: Yes, it's overpowered and I hope you die slowly IRL Me: If you don't like, don't duel -.- I do what I like, not what you like Noob: W/e I bet you beg and offer virtual head (I know tat's disgusting, but it's what she/he really said -.-) (Noobs dies when i hit an 18 with my D-baxe) Noob: I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!! You're stpergd!!!!!!!!!!! I hate noobs.... that happened to me too exept the noob was like "you little (beep)en noob! Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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