myeman60 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 ok...this is extremely funny. I was fishing at barb town wearing my full guthix(i like to show it off), when a lvl3 with a bronze 2h comes up to me and demands to buy my guthix.I ask him what he's offering and he flashes 14gp, claiming that 14gp is hard to get.I said no, and he said he was going to report me for "jagex staff impersonation". After that, I was laughing for about 5min non-stop.It was so funny, I swear that I could barely see the screen because I was laughing too much.I then clapped at him, told him "rotflmao", told like 5ppl around the place, then told all my friends list that was on.Truly...if a noob is going to try to report someone, shouldn't they at least be 1/2 correct? I bet he's going to see a lvl80 impersonating a jagex member and is probably gonna report them for offensive language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opu Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Some noob said that its against the rules if im not helping lower lvls by giving free stuff to them :roll: and then he said he reported me but i dont know if he really reported me or not :ohnoes: :D RSN - Ur Enemy, lvl 120 - Back in action!:)Oldest rsn: Obu86 lvl 100 :P ~Retired~ RS Since 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalokoz Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I was on Mercook In Varrock Bank When... Noob: Can somebody show me where to make runes??! Me: Hey, Ill Show You. Noob: Thank You So Much!! Me: What type of runes d'you want to make? Noob: Magical Runes Me: #-o I Know That, But what type??! Noob: The Red Ones That look Like Fire and The Brown Wavey Ones! I Just Walk Away... #-o :wall: #-o :wall: Done Desert Treasure 17th January '07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure_Skillse Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 noob-your character will die in 7 days me-spooky -.- noob-yeh you will be viciously destroyed by a dragon me-im shaking noob-haha you believed it noob me-what ever you say.....idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike_Logan Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Here's another one for ya. Just got this one not too long ago. Maybe he'll recognize himself or something. Afterall... who cares what I do? The Self-Proclaimed Pirate King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falconerd Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Oh yeah once I was cutting willows in Draynor, and there was this guy swearing. "Go away Jew." For some reason he was being anti-Semitic. This one's kinda funny: wierdo: Ur bio? Bio Raptor: Huh? wierdo: Ur dumb and stupid and ur a lame nerd wierdo: Get a life i hate u Bio Raptor: That's not nice wierdo: Ima kill u 2morrow wierdo: Ima come 2 ur house and kill u wit a knife Bio Raptor: Who's the stupid one now wierdo: Lil boi dont talk smack bout me wierdo: U think im joking huh Bio Raptor: Lol wierdo: Ur dead :D Just thought I'd comment on these posts way back on page 34 (I'm reading every last post! ;) ) The first one could be reported and he would be perma-banned, racism of any kind is an automatic, permanent ban. And second threatening someone irl like that, thats also a perma-ban. I'm hoping that these two got reported... :? [br]Visit the NEW Bank of Runescape! [br] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short_Stuf Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maniac_On_Run Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 24-Dec-2006 00:33:09 the weeds look like weed. i remember when i first got members, i picked up weeds off the ground and i pmed my friend asking if the stuff was smokable lol. :thumbsup: Lol the rs forums have more funnier people. :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 I was on Mercook In Varrock Bank When... Noob: Can somebody show me where to make runes??! Me: Hey, Ill Show You. Noob: Thank You So Much!! Me: What type of runes d'you want to make? Noob: Magical Runes Me: #-o I Know That, But what type??! Noob: The Red Ones That look Like Fire and The Brown Wavey Ones! I Just Walk Away... #-o :wall: #-o :wall: I wouldn't have walked away. I would have helped him. When I was a youngin I had no idea how to makes runes either ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterbluer Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Just today I was mining mith, and world-skipping: n:You're dutch. Me:What? n:I play hockey. Me:Okay.... n:Bye.*starts walking away* Me:Bye.... Actually the only true parts to that were the You're dutch line, and the bye. I added some flavour text because I forgot what he said(It was at one in the afternoon, now 11). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxdout4life Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 saw a lvl 37 noob with full steel and a mith mace while iam on my ranged/mage pure me:fight me he:no me:why not? he:i dont fight 1day after christmas xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montezuma Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Basicaly a girl, Nick, tried to be my gf. (Nick, the noobs name, will be changed to noob.) (Nick was also morphed into girl in RS) Noob: I want a real nice gift Noob: He he Me: I don't have much for a gift Noob: What about money? Me: I got that (had 1.6mil at the time) Me: But Nick (the noobs name) is a guys name. Noob: Yea my friend gave me his account Noob: My real name is cristina (Reported for account sharing) Noob: You can call me krissy Me: Oh well... Noob: So are you my bf? My: I added you (so i could make fun of her here easier, I am such a nice guy ) The rest is on Private chat Noob: Can I have a present if you are my bf? Me: Maybe a little later Noob: I'll make you a pie (I have 71 cooking so I don't need a pie) Me: No ty Noob: Ok Noob: How old are you Noob: ? Me: 15 Me: and you Noob: 16 Noob: Do you like older women Noob: ? Me: Maybe about 1 or 2 years older but not much more. Noob: Yea Noob: What is your name? Me: I am not going to answer that Noob: Your first name I mean Noob: ? Noob logged out. So that was basicaly it. I played along just so I could make fun of her on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimmel15 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 lol, this just happened me(in a good mood): hi person i refer to as noob: hi! noob: cool, i'm like 1 lvl lower then you (she's 41) me: what? noob: on my main me: oh lol noob:lol me: this is my main me: i don't need other accounts noob: an di act* cut willows (i don't know wtf that is... but she said it) noob: neither do i this isn't mine noob:lol me:wait... me: are you account sharing? me: i could report you for that... me: but i am in a good mood, so i won't noob: i'm not sharing... me: then how can you get on someone else's account? noob(after a while): i'm not hacking me: just tell it... i won't report you noob: by!!!! me:... k... cya... (adds her to friends list) a minute later she comes online again me: hi again her:aaaaaahhhhhhhh me:what? i ain't gonna do anything her: u wanna report me me: no... i don't... like i told you like 5 times already seriously... wtf was on with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moortz666 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Once I was at the lumbridge bank I saw a noob who said something like this: Buying egg, bucket of milk and a pot of flour... You can guess what he was trying to do.... :wink: 98% Of teenagers surround their minds with rap music, if you're part of the 2% that stayed with rock, put this in your signature, ROCK IS BETTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montezuma Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Once I was at the lumbridge bank I saw a noob who said something like this: Buying egg, bucket of milk and a pot of flour... You can guess what he was trying to do.... :wink: Chef's assistant quest... That was really funny by the way pimmel15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychotic_One Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 At castlewars one day, there was this girl following a guy around...didn't think much of it until I heard something along the lines of: "throws away thong." Disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithy93 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Standing near wild: Noob: Hi I'm gai. (he said it like that) Me: Wtf? Noob: jk im a lesby. http://hiscore.runescape.com/index_lite ... r=Smithy93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore_Ol Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/ ... arofl2.jpg It finished with me saying "I don't know, sorry :(" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faller Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 I just got a noob( or should i said newb?) trying to buy an addy simmy, here is how it gose: noob:buying addy skim for 7.6k noob: ill buy one addy skim?(following me) noob:7.6k me:this is rune( i was wielding a rune simmy at the time) noob:oh ok wheer do u buy addy skims?> me:players noob:ok noob:where do u get them? the other players? noob:mybe members me:(to answer the question above) me:(slow)just ask someone who has one noob:ok me:i have a rune one noob:anyone have an addy skim i can buy? me:go to the bank note that i copied exactly the words said on the public chat. clearly this person doesn't understand much about the player based econmy Only an alien invasion on Earth can unite the humans living on the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbalking Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 z0mg where am i? lawl u got owned n00b standing in the middle of lummy naked (near enough...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sereth89 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 guy: well, I had to go to lunch an hour ago (its like 4pm) In some countries we lounch in 3-4 pm,beacuse scholl start in 8am and finish at 2 pm,and we proud of it beacuse we dont need stay in scholl almost all day and we still got better education,check your self,our country is one of best 20 countries in world by education. NICE GRAMMAR!!!!! :roll: L2Grammar..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holylight100 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 well i have a good one just for the fact that the guy is a complete idiot supid noob: can i hae jour wihp? me: how much will you pay? stupid noob: ay? *after about two minutes* me: your wasting my time please stop following me stupid noob: give me your god **** whip you ****ing ************* (i put the *s in myself) me: just reported you really stupid noob: i did you you dip**** for (he said a few words i did not understand here) staff impersonation item scaming(list alot of other report options) me: well there you go now your definetly going to get banned really stupid noob with short term memory loss: can i have ur whip pl0x (i begin to get very annoyed here) me: get lost before i go durial on your *** (there was a mod right in front of me and i didnt realize it i was muted for a month or so but the little **** was banned after several reports and offencive pms from him later) what a dang moron but in the end the moral of the story is be sure you are not near a mod when you cuss at a noob who wont leave you alone :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: [hide=Runescape stats and Xfire thing.][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poketama Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 him: bi u legzz!1!! him: bi u legzz!!1! him: * *expletive* bi u *expetive* legs u *expletive* noob irl!!1!1 me: im sory, im using them, maybe you would like to purchase a pancreus instead him: giv me panacur fre plz noob :-s I'm guessing that guys about 10 or 9 years old :| Don't make fun of 10 year olds they are the ones that keep this whole ecosystem in place with thier pranks, annoying-ness and ownage onto teenagers...they are the only thing keeping up laughing and happy plus alot of the time I see 10 year old players over level 100...lastly I'd like to say I AM 10 so don't be rude not all 10 year olds are stupid... ok most are except a few of my mates and me Now down to work this happened to me a few hours ago: Noob: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!! Me and a dozen other people: What you need? *I walk into the bank and than realise he was outside * Noob: I need to find a pile of logs to make a scythe *everyone else walks away* Me: I'm afraid you can't get a scythe anymore it was given out a long time ago for halloween Noob: No really it ses on *not going to say on these forums* that you can get a scythe from logs there are a bunch of other cheats 2!! *reported for saying a website and looking up runescape cheats* Me: There are no cheats for runescape and I already told you can't get a scythe anymore Noob: Your a lier you ******* noob leave me alone you son of a ***** *reported for swearing* Me: I was just trying to help :(... Noob: You'll see when I get a scythe... Me: I am not lieing!!!..btw your reported Noob: Your reported for being a noob! Me: You'll get banned for abusing customer support Noob: **** you you stupid noob By this time I just gave up as he was following me and teled to lumby... he started pming me I reported again and added him to ignore list... At the time I was wearing a few bits of rune, HAM and a coif because my member ran out yesterday and my bro took off my members stuff and made me look like a geek, he was wearing Black armor and was level 38 so I just called him a noob and as sed teled... than a bunch of people were following me asking where i got my bag I said it was members and from Animal Magnetism about 20 times PS: I added all the *'s myself so I can't get banned right? Or do I change it to [swear] or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 all of the following spellings actually occured noob: where did u get yura bag??? me: what bag? noob: the ting on ur backpck me: oh that thing. its members only. noob: what is it??? me: does it really matter to you if you aren't a member? noob: i can get it from my dad he works for jadgex!! me: ok fine, its an ava's attractor. noob: what's an ava? i just walked away after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faller Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 ok, i was killing cows to make lether to get my crafting up, when a lvl 13 noob came up and asked me to make him armor,so i did-since i had steel bars for that. Then i tried to trade with him, it just so happens-the noob doesn't know how to trade. so i spent like 7 mins tring to get him to trade. Finally another low-level person came and i gave HIM the armor What a waste of time #-o :wall: :wall: :wall: Only an alien invasion on Earth can unite the humans living on the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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