Agriffindor Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 I have a Player Mod friend who told me about this one noob: Noob: Give me all the items in you bank or ill report you. lvl ModFriend: ? *Noob shuts right up and runs away* ALSO Nowadays i somtimes play with noobs ... like they ask me to do the emote on my quests/skill cape: Noob: Do the emote Me:Emote? Noob: yea do the emote: Me:Whats an emote? Noob: you see the small man at the bottom right of your screen? Me: what i got to click on an imp? Noob: its at the bottom. Me: I dont get it *after some time of me acting as i have no clue about what this guy is saying* Noob: Your just waisting my time noob Me: go away then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sour_tacos Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 This one had me laughing... Noob: Nice green armor Me: Its called adamant, thanks. Noob: W/e, looks green to me. Me: Its green colored, but its called addy armor. Noob: I'll buy it off of you. Me: Well whats your defence level? Noob: 7 Me: You can't wear this for a while then, I wouldn't waste money on it now. Noob: I can buy it if I want. 500gp. Me: 500gp is a little low... this is worth about 25k-30k Noob: Thats overpricing *swear*. 600gp, final offer. Me: No. Noob: I'm going to report you! Me: For what? Noob: Not selling your armor *swear* I turned off private chat, this guy kinda started getting on my nerves. Lol, green armor. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyt888 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 this was one of the funnyest things that ever happened to me in RS. This person just walked up to me while i was minding my own buisness and... well u can see what happened :uhh: weirdo huh? A strange lady travels across the land offering sandwiches and gets crazy mad when you pick the wrong one. She is the sandwich lady, and I hate her with every fiber of my being. DEATH TO SANDWICH LADY! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackal386 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 When I was doing death to the dorgeshuun and leading Zanik around, I was at the front of the castle when a newb appeared from tutorial island. me:congrats on getting here! newb:where am I? me:Lumbridge. It's near the middle of the world. newb:Is this where I can get a gun? me:...excuse me? newb:a gun. you dont know what a gun is? me:... newb:wow, what a n00b! me:Sorry to burst your bubble but....there aren't guns in runescape... newb:what? me:yeah, its a little known fact that there were no guns in the middle ages newb: But I only joined so I could get a gun...are you scamming me? me:no.use your common sense. we use swords. Medieval. newb: Scammer! I'm reporting you! me:right... newb:umm....how do I report? me:it's near the bottom of the page. newb:thanks. me:....have fun. then I walked away. I added the guy though cuz I was interested, and sure enough, he never logged on again. If I were Will, I would sue for compensation.It's just not nice for everyone to be firing at him.**The Old Nite has died of cancer.Please add this to your signature so we will remember this legendary runescaper.** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotshot01 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 *Some high level guy teles* nub: omg omg!!!11! me: what?!? nub: that purple bubble just ate him up! LOL. :lol: HAHAHA that a good 1 i like it :thumbsup: Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotshot01 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 noob: can you trim my armor for me? *im wearing full rune (t)* noob: plz? me: you cant trim armor noob: yes you can me: wanna bet?... ... me: if you want. noob: ty im going!!! I wonder how long this kid survived in the wild. :lol: lol tell me about it Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin742 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Noob: Buying Guthan's legs Me: How much? Noob: 1M Me: No thanks Noob: 2M Me: No thanks Noob: I'll only go up to 9M Me: 9M? Noob: Yes. Me: You have 9000000 gold pieces? Noob: 9000k? Me: Isn't that what you said for Guthan's chainskirt? Noob: Yes. Me: Ok, I'll get it, come to bank. (On our way to the bank) Noob: Is it really 9M? Is it a good deal for me? Me: If you think it is. Noob: How much are the legs worth? Me: I don't know. (Noob runs ahead. I walk up to the bank and he runs out) Noob: Noob scammer! It's not even 900k! Reported for item scamming! (Of course, the 'noob' didn't use anywhere near this level of grammar but you still get the idea of the story.) I bet he is a wannabe mod or something that thought he was laying a trap for me. With a quill or reading spectacles, visit the Varrok Library today.Become one of the first members of the Order of Honor!http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=572462http://s8.invisionfree.com/The_Order_of_Honor/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joordaan Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 IwubbleDisPozt Pay it forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undead1943 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 the classic noob: BUYING VARROCK HERALD!!!!!11!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! BAD GRAMMER!!!!!!..... Or is it Grammar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Want_a_pie Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 This just happened! I'm lvl 75 and a noob came up 2 me and asked me if i can weild addy!!! I said ur a noob, i can weild up 2 dragon! he said that he would report me and i said u cant report sum1 for saying ur a noob and he said i'll report u 4 swearing and i said i didnt swear he said he will just say u did! what a noob!!! lol ^ What is this? Click to find out! ^ http://roflcoptergames.goforumgo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nel Tu Oderschvank Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 well this one is kindda weird.... i am "lessering" at karamja when a lvl 74 comes in full addy and started fighting lessers. then he says he's a n00b and gonna get pwnzed by "these things". After that he says i am gonna quit eating, and turning off auto retaliate! if i die, u may have all my stuff. after this it gets even weird...he keeps asking ppl to report him like 5 times plz plz plz. someone asks why, he says he's a n00blet and that other ppl likes to take his stuff when he dies. then he goes on to say he's dropping rune sword and 200k................... then he said some ********** u and asks "look, i swore, y wont anyone report me??" this went on for quite some time and so i am guessing the other rangers just ignored him... oh and a side note, he ate food even though he said he wont. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintWacko Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 noob: hi me: hi noob: [follows me] me: ? noob: i need ur weapon plz (im wielding a abby whip) noob: for free me: ok u can buy it noob: were? me: no i mean u can buy it from me noob:9999m me: ok noob: ok [we trade] noob: [puts up 27 oak logs] me: those are oak logs noob:..... I teleport off to finish my clue scroll Knowledge is power.Power corrupts.Study hard, be evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvertkdnic Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 It happened again! World 4, varrock center trying to find a rune pic seller. noob is a girl me is wearing full sara Noob:take off ur helm me: what? Noob: take it off Me: im not a strpr noob:i just wana see me: fine *takes helm off* noob:lol ur character is cute noob:wana be my bf? me: I dont have any moeny with me *i lied, hoping she'd leave* noob:oh ok bye then XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD God I hate gold-diggers! OMG! that happend to me too! was she wearing a white dress? Main - Silvertkdnic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvertkdnic Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 nice, 55 pages! I went upto 17 and then i skipped to 55 lol. a noob came and said: noob:omg, i just finished watching the fallador massacre. me:......(heeheheheheh) you know, someone can still do that, jagex never fixed the bug... noob: oh no!!! (he was wearing full bronze) me: matter of fact, i want ur bronze, ill kill u for it. noob:noo! plz,dont! me:*TAKES out rubber chicken and whams him* noob: noooo!!! me:attack the guard and i will stop! noob:ok *attacks guard* ok, now stop! me:*i stand where guard is* no! die!!! noob: noooooooooooooooooooooo me:wow, he really died! didnt he know that the guard was hitting the numbers? i only looked like i hit him..... lvl 125:apperently not.. me:*picks up addy armor and sells to gen store. then drops spoils on ground* Main - Silvertkdnic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvdsaturn Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 this happened to me today, i was in a f2p world waiting for my cousin to show up,, i was wearing my full ghostly robes and the ancients staff. this is what happened. noob (lvl 31) - hi me (lvl 92) - hello about 2 minutes later noob - how do i become invisible? me - well i'm not really invisble seeing how u can see me noob - ok how can i get myself see thru? me - u have to do a members quest noob - oh i'll buy it from u me - members only noob - w/e noob me - leave me alone noob - i'm gonna report u for being a ***** (other word for female dog) me - have fun with that 5 minutes later noob - i'll give u 5k for it i guess some people just don't comprehend things like i don't want to talk to u. :roll: Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikoli40 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 nice, 55 pages! I went upto 17 and then i skipped to 55 lol. a noob came and said: noob:omg, i just finished watching the fallador massacre. me:......(heeheheheheh) you know, someone can still do that, jagex never fixed the bug... noob: oh no!!! (he was wearing full bronze) me: matter of fact, i want ur bronze, ill kill u for it. noob:noo! plz,dont! me:*TAKES out rubber chicken and whams him* noob: noooo!!! me:attack the guard and i will stop! noob:ok *attacks guard* ok, now stop! me:*i stand where guard is* no! die!!! noob: noooooooooooooooooooooo me:wow, he really died! didnt he know that the guard was hitting the numbers? i only looked like i hit him..... lvl 125:apperently not.. me:*picks up addy armor and sells to gen store. then drops spoils on ground* you picked up his addy armor? you said he was wearing bronze.... My Main Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarHost Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 me: no i mean u can buy it from me noob:9999m me: ok noob: ok [we trade] noob: [puts up 27 oak logs] me: those are oak logs noob:..... I teleport off to finish my clue scroll * Sigh * Kids now these days really don't know how to count..... :wall: A long as there are tests,there will be prayer in public schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sslowbliss Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 me: (cb lvl 79) killing guards for lvl 2 clues. noob: (cb lvl 94) noob: can i have 200k? me: no noob: noob! me:... noob: can i have 1k? me: dont beg. me: its not becomming. noob: shut up noob! *he leaves for a bit, comes back* noob: can i have 200 gp? me:... noob: youre a noob! *leaves for a sec, comes back* noob: wheres the general store? me: *sigh* me: see the pot on the mini map? me: that would be it. noob: thanks hehehehehe. i love noobs. LIVE! don't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 this one is hilarios: noobpm:hello can i borrow your pass mepm:do i look like il fall for that? noobpm:...yes you look pretty stupid mepm:rofl (thank you, your abuse report has been sent) Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cvdsaturn Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 i should write a book on all the people asking me for money and such. noob (supposed to be a friend) - do you have any money me - ya, who doesn't? noob - well i don't me - ok..... noob - can you give me some (at this point i feel insulted since i earned my money and hes begging) me - well i don't really want to give out any noob - well how much do u have me - 150k (its a lie btw) noob - well can u give me any me - well i need 100k (i really did) noob - well then can i have 50k me - no i might need that later noob - can you give me something valubel (i love noob spellings) me - i'm not giving u anything noob - ur mean (then he logged out) so this happened about 15 minutes before the post, thats 2 in one day, 1 more and i beat my begging noob record lol. \ Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo_Blackblade84_oO Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I thought this was hillarious when it happened... Maybe U will too :P This took place at the Infernal Mages in the Slayer Tower when I was training slayer. Noob: Hi Noob: You look awfully firmiliar Noob: Have I ever begged you before? *at this point i knew where this was headed* Me: Idk, Get Lost Noob: All well can i have some mystic that they drop or sumtin that they drop? Me: No but you can go away Noob: Nope hes the get lost type *Noob immediatly logs in embarrassment* Yea so i guess he ment that to be a pm to his m8 whos also begging for free stuff? LMFAO, not to bright of the fellow, but i guess it happens lol. Maybe he'll stop begging now :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheeseisgood Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 This happened a whiles back. I was mining gold and a noob started swearing like their was no tomarrow. He is noob1. I am me. And the other noob is noob2. Noob1:***** noob1:***** noob1:***** noob2:reported for cusin noob1:i didn't cuss! me:.....uhhh....yes you did :| noob1:prove it! me:.....its in the chatbox :| noob2:whats a chatbox? me:omg :wall: noob2:well?!!?!?!?!?!!?!? noob1:i agree...what is the chatbox me:its the box at the bottom that has what everyone says.... :| noob1:nobode said it! they typed it! reported for lyin. noob2: ya! reported! me:uh-huh :-k noob2:have fun being banned you ***hole noob1: ya you ***** me: *reports* after that, they were spamming and what-not, so i added them to ignore. O O --(O)-(O)-- What the.... \___/ \_____/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris7654321 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 omg dont even get me started about noob conversations...i remember one was i was smithing...lol this was a classic :lol: noob: hey me: yo noob: wow...you osund so cool. wanna f me??? (please note i am not sayin this) me: god i hate pll lik you on runescape noob: im srry...wanna f me now? me: no!!! noob follows me 4 hours n he finally leaves 10 seconds later on a pm... noob: ok fine ill go f som1 else!!! im sure this noob was jus confused but who can tell... :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris7654321 Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 this happened to me today, i was in a f2p world waiting for my cousin to show up,, i was wearing my full ghostly robes and the ancients staff. this is what happened. noob (lvl 31) - hi me (lvl 92) - hello about 2 minutes later noob - how do i become invisible? me - well i'm not really invisble seeing how u can see me noob - ok how can i get myself see thru? me - u have to do a members quest noob - oh i'll buy it from u me - members only noob - w/e noob me - leave me alone noob - i'm gonna report u for being a ***** (other word for female dog) me - have fun with that 5 minutes later noob - i'll give u 5k for it i guess some people just don't comprehend things like i don't want to talk to u. :roll: how true... some noobs are so sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlishere Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Selling a few super sets up in edgeville, a level 84 in all his pking gear.(Full rune, dragon scimi ect) Walks right up to me and asks: "How much is rune poisoned dds ?" People these days.. so dozy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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