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:o Rude!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This dude is like level 55, and it's normally around level 10's that ask me stupid questions. (No offence level 10's out there :D)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I only would of went with him if he had a nice bed :S Naw jokes :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol i can read small font- no matter how small

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heh, im sure everyone's heard this one, but here goes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm in Al Kharid on an f2p server, my friend pms me and says:

 

 

 

"can u buy meh an addy pl8 body and kite sheld?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm nice, so I say "sure"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:buying addy pl8 body and kite

 

 

 

noob:Symph, ill sell

 

 

 

me:kk

 

 

 

*trades*

 

 

 

me:how much?

 

 

 

noob:200k

 

 

 

me:umm... that's scamming (I didn't report him tho)

 

 

 

the roughly 23 other ppl in bank: reported! Scammer noob!

 

 

 

noob:o ya? well, im reporting all u 4 being *censered* n33bs!

 

 

 

*noob logs out*

 

 

 

me:... :-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know thats been said here like 20 times, but eh, what's one more? ::'

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i know its alot to read but please listen

 

 

 

this was on my lvl 23 account waiting for a combat tipeter event in varrock square "leader never showed up :cry: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 ppl are dancing (u know the following thing)

 

 

 

me: *joins in the group*

 

 

 

noob(gf): please go away mister

 

 

 

noob(bf): yea go away u f***in ch00b.

 

 

 

me: :evil: :evil: i have a right to follow this is a feature jagex made.

 

 

 

noob(bf): go away u f***in ch00b .N.O.W

 

 

 

**thank you, your report has been sent**

 

 

 

me: no i have a right to follow u it isn't breaking any rules

 

 

 

noob(gf): *stops following her bf and starts doing cry emote 10 million times

 

 

 

noob(bf): **** look what u did to her u a**hole!

 

 

 

me: omg what did i do im just following \'

 

 

 

then they keep trying to run away and get me caught behind fences for a half hour unsuccesfully

 

 

 

afterwards the noob gf's "brother" shows up and starts doing the same thing the bf did

 

 

 

here is where it gets interesting, after an hour (yeah im THAT stubborn) of getting mad at me for following them, they start pming each other (trust me i knew) and then the noob gf logs off all of a sudden. also her private chat is off so i couldn't follow her to the other world. as i sit there disappointed, she logs back in to the same world (not so smart as i thought eh?) and makes a run for it, but im still following :D. i still follow and now the gf's "cousin" who is exactly the same looking starts flipping me off. all i can say is "is following that bad? then this is where it gets interesting. all of a sudden the bf "reports" me for bug abuse. now here's some more dilogue: (sp?)

 

 

 

me: dude i didn't abuse any bug let alone find one.

 

 

 

noob(bf): u were bugging my gf u are reported

 

 

 

me: than u just misused customer support**Thank you, your report has been sent**

 

 

 

me:tb@jt won't be happy to see your report

 

 

 

noob(gf): why are u doing this to me?!

 

 

 

me: it's fun

 

 

 

then i logged off so yeah, im kinda the noob in that story but i think they overreacted to me following them. After all, i just wanted to dance

 

 

 

why would you go through all that trouble..............

 

 

 

anyways still kind of funny that they over reacted just that you were following them.

 

 

 

guy might even get madder when he finds out something happened to his account.

 

 

 

stop messing with people

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

heheh, this ones pretty good (eyesore much?)

 

 

 

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noob(lvl 3):wats ur mage

 

 

 

me:49, why?

 

 

 

noob:can u enchant my ammy of defence

 

 

 

me:no

 

 

 

Noob:but ur mage is high enuf

 

 

 

me:an ammy of defense is already enchanted, but i'll be happy to enchant

 

 

 

a emerald ammulet

 

 

 

noob:o

 

 

 

-when you examine a ammulet of defense it says somethng like:an enchanted emerald ammulet

 

 

 

wow, noobs these days

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i got a couple

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not a member so this is all in free worlds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was mining ess at the ess mines

 

 

 

As usual there was many people asking "how do i make runes?" but there was this one guy. the conversation went like thiits

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

him: How do you make runes

 

 

 

Me: first you take the ess

 

 

 

Him: where do i get ess?

 

 

 

Me: your standing right next to the ess, mine some.

 

 

 

Him: How do i get ess

 

 

 

Me: Mine it.

 

 

 

Him: How do i mine it?

 

 

 

Me: With a pickaxe

 

 

 

Him: i need a pickaxe

 

 

 

Him: gimme yours

 

 

 

Me: No i'm using mine.

 

 

 

Me: If you dont have a pickaxe use your head

 

 

 

*Headbang Emote*

 

 

 

(i leave with a load of ess and return)

 

 

 

He PMs me.

 

 

 

Him: it's not working.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And another one.

 

 

 

I had just bought a rune pick and was selling the addy pick I previously had.

 

 

 

Me: selling addy pick 2k

 

 

 

scammer: *trades*

 

 

 

I put up addy pick he puts up 100k. Then he lowers it to 10k without realising it. We both accept.

 

 

 

Me: Thank you

 

 

 

scammer: **** you that was 10k n00b. I want it back.

 

 

 

Me: you tried to scam me, why should i give it back?

 

 

 

scammer: cuz i will ban j00 for scamming, my main is a mod.

 

 

 

Me: whatever

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't even report him, wasn't worth it.

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once when i was still a free player some kid pmed me

 

 

 

Him: Hoi this is jagex staff we have reason to believe that you have stolen propety.

 

 

 

Me: What? what is it?

 

 

 

Him: we found that you stole a mithril med helm from a fellow player

 

 

 

Me: no i didnt i just bought one (like i said along time ago)

 

 

 

him: i need your username and password to return the stolen helmet.

 

 

 

Me: If you were jagex you would have my username and pass

 

 

 

Him: we lost it.

 

 

 

Me: lol (and reported him)

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ha funny story

 

 

 

right now i'm killing dark wizards by daynor. this lvl 3 runs right into one of them and before they strat running they're at half health. so they die and drop a full load of yews. i don't know why no one beat me to them but i got every last one of them

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I was walking around with my friend when some level 50 ish guy walks up to me and offers 1.4mill for everything i was wearing. I was wearing some drag (yes the armour, I'm not a crossdesser, or am I? :-w ?) so it was a good deal. He did the ole switcheroo and was going to trade me only 14k :shame: I got mad and ran away. (Yes I declined and I still have my precious drag :D )

 

 

 

I buy flax from the forums because I'm to lazy to sit around in a bank and type, and sometimes I will get a random person that just sees me on the forums and adds me to call me a noob. Very annoying.....

 

 

 

Can't we report people for being idiots?

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heres all my stupid and funny ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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(21:24:59) <+Chromy> yea...glory ammy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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heh, im sure everyone's heard this one, but here goes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm in Al Kharid on an f2p server, my friend pms me and says:

 

 

 

"can u buy meh an addy pl8 body and kite sheld?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm nice, so I say "sure"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:buying addy pl8 body and kite

 

 

 

noob:Symph, ill sell

 

 

 

me:kk

 

 

 

*trades*

 

 

 

me:how much?

 

 

 

noob:200k

 

 

 

me:umm... that's scamming (I didn't report him tho)

 

 

 

the roughly 23 other ppl in bank: reported! Scammer noob!

 

 

 

noob:o ya? well, im reporting all u 4 being *censered* n33bs!

 

 

 

*noob logs out*

 

 

 

me:... :-w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know thats been said here like 20 times, but eh, what's one more? ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats not scaming.

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This happend to be today:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me1 is my main lvl 81 with member

 

 

 

Me2 is my other char lvl 19 (f2p)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Girl: you're so so strrong

 

 

 

Me1: ty

 

 

 

Girl: are you english?

 

 

 

Me1: no, dutch

 

 

 

*everything that follows is in dutch*

 

 

 

Girl: me too

 

 

 

Me1: ok

 

 

 

Girl: can i have some money, plzzzz baby

 

 

 

Me1: no, sorry

 

 

 

Girl: but your so strong!

 

 

 

*I log out and logg in with me lvl 19 char*

 

 

 

*I walk to the place where I met this girl (draynor sewers)*

 

 

 

*Conversation still in dutch*

 

 

 

Girl: hahaha, hey noobie

 

 

 

Me2: your so strrong!!! (like she said to me before)

 

 

 

Girl: yea, and you arent! hahahaha noob

 

 

 

Me2: well, I am with Rodknot

 

 

 

*silence*

 

 

 

Girl: i mean you're not a noob :-)

 

 

 

Me2: yea right...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Always fun to see people change the way they behave when you tell them you're someone else... :lol:

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GoingUnder wrote:

 

 

 

Some guy claiming to know me -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, the other conversation was private..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

whats that convo abou?t besides the pretending to know you part?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haha, I wonder what the other convo was about.. :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lmao, wouldn't you like to know ... Hehe and plus it was not "cibering" lol I don't do that junk

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Um I didn't edit out the whole thing because I didn't think anyone would know what was being said

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol!!!

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This happend to be today:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me1 is my main lvl 81 with member

 

 

 

Me2 is my other char lvl 19 (f2p)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Girl: you're so so strrong

 

 

 

Me1: ty

 

 

 

Girl: are you english?

 

 

 

Me1: no, dutch

 

 

 

*everything that follows is in dutch*

 

 

 

Girl: me too

 

 

 

Me1: ok

 

 

 

Girl: can i have some money, plzzzz baby

 

 

 

Me1: no, sorry

 

 

 

Girl: but your so strong!

 

 

 

*I log out and logg in with me lvl 19 char*

 

 

 

*I walk to the place where I met this girl (draynor sewers)*

 

 

 

*Conversation still in dutch*

 

 

 

Girl: hahaha, hey noobie

 

 

 

Me2: your so strrong!!! (like she said to me before)

 

 

 

Girl: yea, and you arent! hahahaha noob

 

 

 

Me2: well, I am with Rodknot

 

 

 

*silence*

 

 

 

Girl: i mean you're not a noob :-)

 

 

 

Me2: yea right...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Always fun to see people change the way they behave when you tell them you're someone else... :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I do that a lot. There was 1 guy in the chicken coop who was yelling "t4k1n fr33 f347h3r5" every 2 seconds and he was lv 19 and I was on my cooking skiller that I had just made. I told him to shut up and he wouldn't. So I switched to my main and told him to shut up and he did \'

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like immediately after reading some pages from this topic, i decided to go out and see if i could find a noob to make a story on, only because im so damn bored right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so i click on the first world i see, world 70, and im in varrock square which is where i conveniently logged out on and i see a classic noob thing noobs do. I see a lvl 12 noob following someone whom he thinks is rich because he is higher level then himself (or herself).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So anyway, i think 2 things. one being wow, noobs arent that hard to find these days and two, lets see how i can make this fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So i go up to him and he says(not word for word), "help me" and i say

 

 

 

"whats the problem?." He says,

 

 

 

"Can i have free ammy of glory."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because im so bored i wont type everything but to sum it up short -

 

 

 

I told him that i could give him a MaGiCaL amulet of glory with a red stone in the middle. (ammy of str) He was like, "woo, gave me!" For some reason he kept saying gave me. And i was like, geeze man learns some manners, if you want this special amulet you better start saying please.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He kept saying that i need ammy of glory. then he was saying that he needs a free hat to and boots (ooo boots, not like you cant find those in a crate) So i said, "You don't need those things you want them. It's not like you can't survive without them or anything." And he said yes. That doesnt even make sense but ill assume he meant that he couldnt survive without them. (extremely sad)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So anyway i kept messing around with this noob who didnt know what he was doing and i eventually traded him and put in the ammy of strength and he immediately declined and said noob! and i was just like "what?"

 

 

 

Ironic how the noobs call you noobs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next time some noob calls me a noob im going to ask them if they know what noob means. Most likely they would have heard it from another player who called them a noob previously for being so annoying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*After reading this over i can definitely say this isnt my finest work but im like that bored and that tired that i think ill go to sleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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once i was bored and this noob said he would give me 100k if i go to the wild with all my armor. i said no. he called me a noob..... so i go and then him and 3 other noobs attacked me..... when i killed the last guy i went "whos the noob now?" then he worded the f word and he got reported... i got free addy and some mith from it..... stupid noobs -.-

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Heres a funny one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob (like level 97): Free phats come folo me 2 chaos alter.

 

 

 

Me (level 85): *banks all my stuff*

 

 

 

Me: (playing along) Ok sure! Lead on!

 

 

 

Mod: Rofl

 

 

 

Mod mutes the noob

 

 

 

Mod (in pm): Lol yeah, free party hats right?

 

 

 

Me: Lol yeah i was just playing along with the noob

 

 

 

Mod: =P

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ok this 1 is jus plan weird happened in flax field today

 

 

 

noob: lvl53 girl me:lvl 77 girl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*noob starts followin me*

 

 

 

noob:mth dragon2

 

 

 

me:ya?

 

 

 

noob:wil u please be my gf??!!

 

 

 

me: :shock:

 

 

 

random person:omg!! ur both girls!!

 

 

 

me:no really.... -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noobs these days r getting weirder and weirder (scary too)

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heres one that happened to me yesterday:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:selling dragon chain 100000000m!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:dude it is impossible to have that much gp...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: you only say that cuz you dont got enough!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:lol (thank you for your report)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: why are you standing there?arent you ganna report me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: lol ok i will

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: plz no i will do what ever you want!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:get me a d axe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:... ok

 

 

 

(he got it how wierd #-o , i wonder how he got it :-k )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:lol i still reported you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:reported for item scamming!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:... whatever

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here one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: (trades me. puts up gadderhammer.)

 

 

 

ME:(accept trade)

 

 

 

noob:(declines)

 

 

 

Noob: how much it worth?

 

 

 

Me: ... 6k

 

 

 

Noob: no way

 

 

 

Me: 7k

 

 

 

Noob: walks away

 

 

 

ME (Screams) 4k final offer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

here another:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: can u mine me clay?

 

 

 

me: for how much

 

 

 

Noob: 1 oak plank

 

 

 

me : 200 oaks its a deal

 

 

 

noob: noob

 

 

 

Me: u the one with no *curse* pick so stfu

 

 

 

Noob: Reported

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ten mins later im in his house

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: i dont want u in my house

 

 

 

Me: why

 

 

 

Noob: beecause u say bad things

 

 

 

Me: ur mom said bad things to me last night i aint complaining

 

 

 

(kicked me out)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In there again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: GET OUT!!!

 

 

 

Me: NO UR MOM STILL OWES ME

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He logs out

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I got this lvl 20 guy calling me an autoer coz I wasn't replying to him. I didn't know he was talking to me coz I had my public chat off and apparently he reported me for it :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lya_helix you stole my first name!! (Lyra) Grr.. I get annoyed when there's someone with the same name as me :wall:

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I got this lvl 20 guy calling me an autoer coz I wasn't replying to him. I didn't know he was talking to me coz I had my public chat off and apparently he reported me for it :evil:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lya_helix you stole my first name!! (Lyra) Grr.. I get annoyed when there's someone with the same name as me :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Lvl 4 = noob

 

 

 

Me = Me! Go me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: Hey wassup u a.hol

 

 

 

me: wat did u just say?

 

 

 

*I report for breaking rule #1*

 

 

 

noob: I said i have full rune

 

 

 

me: no u didn't

 

 

 

*trade screen appears*

 

 

 

*noob shows full rune and accepts*

 

 

 

*I get full rune*

 

 

 

noob: see?

 

 

 

me: no, try again

 

 

 

*i get full rune again*

 

 

 

noob: wat about now?

 

 

 

me: yea

 

 

 

noob: no give it back

 

 

 

*I give back one set*

 

 

 

*noob walks away*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got full rune and sold it! :XD: It was funny too. ::'

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noobs say the most random stuff sometimes and it makes me wonder if they are actually that stupid or they are just messing around

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I often wonder the exact same thing. Sometimes I see so many stupid noobs, (or high lvls even) i often wonder if I'm the only smart person on Runescape.

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