like immediately after reading some pages from this topic, i decided to go out and see if i could find a noob to make a story on, only because im so damn bored right now. so i click on the first world i see, world 70, and im in varrock square which is where i conveniently logged out on and i see a classic noob thing noobs do. I see a lvl 12 noob following someone whom he thinks is rich because he is higher level then himself (or herself). So anyway, i think 2 things. one being wow, noobs arent that hard to find these days and two, lets see how i can make this fun. So i go up to him and he says(not word for word), "help me" and i say "whats the problem?." He says, "Can i have free ammy of glory." Because im so bored i wont type everything but to sum it up short - I told him that i could give him a MaGiCaL amulet of glory with a red stone in the middle. (ammy of str) He was like, "woo, gave me!" For some reason he kept saying gave me. And i was like, geeze man learns some manners, if you want this special amulet you better start saying please. He kept saying that i need ammy of glory. then he was saying that he needs a free hat to and boots (ooo boots, not like you cant find those in a crate) So i said, "You don't need those things you want them. It's not like you can't survive without them or anything." And he said yes. That doesnt even make sense but ill assume he meant that he couldnt survive without them. (extremely sad) So anyway i kept messing around with this noob who didnt know what he was doing and i eventually traded him and put in the ammy of strength and he immediately declined and said noob! and i was just like "what?" Ironic how the noobs call you noobs. Next time some noob calls me a noob im going to ask them if they know what noob means. Most likely they would have heard it from another player who called them a noob previously for being so annoying. *After reading this over i can definitely say this isnt my finest work but im like that bored and that tired that i think ill go to sleep. :boohoo: - hey look some yellow spherical head playing a violin by telekinetically moving some mitts with its mind powers. Amazing.
