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O WELL ME AND MY LV 87 FREIND SPOT ARE JUST FISHING OVER IN KARAMJA AND THISE LV 109 JUST COMES BY AND SAYS I OWN U ALL AND MY FREIND ASKS HIM R U A PURE IN ANYTHING THE GUY GOES ? AFTER 2 SEC ME AND MY FREIND JUST BURST OUT LAUGHEN WHEN HE JUST SAYS WATS A PURE?!!?!?!?!?!?! AND THEY CALL ME A NOOB \' \' \' :lol: :mrgreen:

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Just remembered another good one, ok so my name on RS is andrew s 2

 

 

 

and the creator of RS , his name is andrew gower( i think,..) But i didnt know that at this time...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So im at barbarian agility area, i go around the track a couple times than i here this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lvl 83(dude): OMG! ITS ANDREW!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The other people there all put"?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dude:its andrew! the guy that created runescape!

 

 

 

dude: andrew your the best!

 

 

 

dude: you made an awesome game!

 

 

 

dude: im like your bigest fan ever!

 

 

 

:-s

 

 

 

me:....o.....k

 

 

 

everyone else: lol!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dude: dont laugh at andrew! he can ban all your accounts!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At this point I changed worlds.....

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me(on my level 23 training at chickens): hi every1

 

 

 

noob: hi wasup

 

 

 

me: not much

 

 

 

random person: how muvh money do yall got?

 

 

 

me: 25k (thats for my pker not my main)

 

 

 

noob: 1k but im planning on buying some money tomorrow.

 

 

 

me: u mean like using e

 

 

 

me:bay?

 

 

 

noob: no i don't use that

 

 

 

me: o good i thought u were breaking rules lol

 

 

 

noob: no i never broke any rules

 

 

 

me: so how are u gonna "buy" 2m?

 

 

 

noob: on this good website it sells 2m for $15.15

 

 

 

*thank you your report has been sent*

 

 

 

me: i g2g now bye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

very weird :roll:

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THis just happend to me. I was on my noob account just hanging around lumby when some girl came up to me and asked if i wanted to win 19K. I said sure and followed, curious of what she was gonna do. THIS IS A TRUE STORY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Girl-Seen any good movies lately?

 

 

 

Me-Nope

 

 

 

(about 20 seconds later)

 

 

 

Me- I can't watch movies

 

 

 

Girl- Why not?!?!?!?!

 

 

 

Me-Because i'm amish (not sure of spelling)

 

 

 

Girl-Ohh...Thats cool...

 

 

 

(10 seconds later)

 

 

 

Girl-I reported u for item scamming!

 

 

 

Me-Why?

 

 

 

Girl- Because u stole someones computer so u could play runescape thief!

 

 

 

(she logs out)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not really amsih, just said i was to see how she would react

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THIS IS ALSO TRUE!! Another funny one is I was in falador hanging out with my main, when i hear some guy talking about making people mods. I am going to use the guys name (sort of) because it made it all the funnier

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Motertator(AKA-the pass scammer) Hey everyone! I can make all joo mots!

 

 

 

LVL 80-cool! how can joo do dat!?!?!?!?

 

 

 

Motertator-BEcause i can, jagax pays me to do it. Just tells me ur passy and user name and i'll make u mot.

 

 

 

(i report him and wait a few sec to give other people a chance to report him)

 

 

 

Me(My runescape name is simmiliar to my forum name, NOTE) Ok, my user name is JooStink, and my pass is Usstupid

 

 

 

Motertator-Lolz! I scammed ur pass and user name! froob

 

 

 

(he logs out)

 

 

 

Me and lvl 80-lol

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this is just a plain normal day before this lvl 3 came alon named

 

 

 

"no im mj"....

 

 

 

mj:hello lil boy go in the corner well have some fun

 

 

 

me:u talk to ur dad like that?...

 

 

 

mj:opps srry daddy i thought u were a lil boy in distress and needy some hunka junk

 

 

 

me:son u know boys rent treated like that

 

 

 

mj:"sobers"-really sobers lol with emote

 

 

 

me:dont worry son, but i just have one question...

 

 

 

mj:?

 

 

 

me:do u like ur frys straight or curly?

 

 

 

mj:curly why?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol get it ur either straight or curly... :-k ::'

 

 

 

Okay... I think I got that. #-o

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Here's a funny one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was wearing my full rune and wielding a g maul. Someone came up and asked if I had a bucket i would give them for free. I did so because I have like 10k of them lying around...... lol. Anyways, here is the text that follows:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob(he's level 112 btw): WOW WHERE YOU GET A BUCKET AT, I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE HAVE ENOUGH TO JUST GIVE AWAY!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me(lvl52; I decide to mess with him) : Well thats simple.... I'm andrew gower.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Who?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Andrew gower.... The creator of the game you are playing right now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: No way!!! So why is your character level 52 then?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Its my low-level account. I don't use jagex staff crown either.... too many people beg for things.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: I know!!! So can you, like, hack into the banks and edit whats in your bank and stuff?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: I suppose I could, but i don't because that would break the rules of my own game. Then it wouldn't be any fun now would it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: So..... could you like put ten mill in my bank and i will be your best m8 for life ever and ever and ever!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Hmm..... I dont' know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: PLEASE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I start to get bored with this, and decide to lose him)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Nah, I have to run. I'll do that later on for you. But right now one of the techies messed up the new programming.... I gotta fix it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: So what was it for? What are ya gonna do, gonna fire 'em? I can take their place, I kinda know a little HTML code (lol)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Nah, I won't fire them. They're good workers. It was a dragon warhammer spec they messed up (which i believe should be the next weapon introduced; unless I'm mistaken and theres already one?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Okay well bye mr. Gower, please put the ten mill in my bank!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: ...... lol. *logs out*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

another one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: SELLING D MED HELM CASH ONLY!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: *trades*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: *puts up helm*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: *puts up 1.3k*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: You're off by about 498.7k there, buddy. *declines*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: REPORTED FOR BUGS! (how he decided on bugs i have no idea)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and one last one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: *trades with me*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: *puts up note for 512 weeds*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: ....????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: whip! right now! whip right now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: I don't have a whip.... even if I did why would i trade it for that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: REPORTED FOR ITEM SCAMMING!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*two minutes later*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Same Noob: *trades*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: ? *again*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: *same note*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Ugh....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Your g maul you're wielding.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

????? 512 weeds for a whip? And then a g maul? These people aren't just a few volts short of a lightbulb..... I think they're missing the entire filament.

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I am on my lvl 3 pure skill guy and some lvl 60+ trades me because i have a good offer for rune axe as i just got 41 wc. (my main is lvl 78)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

him: hey

 

 

 

me: hi

 

 

 

him: let me see the offer

 

 

 

me: ok

 

 

 

(player declines trade)

 

 

 

him: let me see just the willows (365 willows)

 

 

 

(i show in trade and he tries to accept with nothing in return)

 

 

 

me: u think i am dumb or something

 

 

 

me: ur trying to scam me

 

 

 

him: fine no rune axe then

 

 

 

me: see if i care

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My most recent run-in was at castle wars in the Sara waiting room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:hey u!

 

 

 

Me: yea?...

 

 

 

Noob: guess what , i'm going to zammy to destory their catapult

 

 

 

Me: ok.. well the catapult isn't too useful.. but ok

 

 

 

Noob: ok i wont, ill just go over dere and be spy

 

 

 

Me: g'l

 

 

 

Noob: spy!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*game begins*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob (randomly pms throughout game): im spyin , im spyin!111

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I went and ice blitzed him.. felt kinda bad, but not really

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D

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Memorable incident 2:

 

 

 

This is over private chat.

 

 

 

idiot: hi im david giv me ur pass

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROFL, that made me laugh so hard xD

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I was noob-baiting(where you get expensive members stuff and see if noobs go weird) and I saw this weirdo...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Have u got 30k?

 

 

 

me:yes, why?

 

 

 

Noob: Do you want to buy my lvl 103 account its got 1mill on it

 

 

 

me: no, I don't break the rules.

 

 

 

Thank you, your abuse report has been sent.

 

 

 

Noob: how is that breaking the rules?

 

 

 

Me: You're not allowed to trade accounts.

 

 

 

noob:I just want some money...sorry.

 

 

 

Me: tough luck, you're reported. Not much use it'll do seeing as you're only level 5.

 

 

 

Me: Why don't you just play on your level 103 account?

 

 

 

Noob: Because I like this one!

 

 

 

(I start out to varrock)

 

 

 

Noob:Well can you just give me 3k please?

 

 

 

Me: no

 

 

 

(The above repeats 30,000 times on the journey to Varrock. When in varrock...)

 

 

 

Noob2: Can i buy your kite?

 

 

 

noob: please just 3k

 

 

 

Me:okay,[trades with noob2]

 

 

 

Noob: yay

 

 

 

Me: I mean the other guy

 

 

 

noob2:okay

 

 

 

I offer rune kite, he offers 5k. I decline.

 

 

 

Me:I bought it for 60k noob.

 

 

 

noob2:addy kite 60k? rip off!

 

 

 

me: it's a rune kite...it's blue not green.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By then I'm slightly annoyed. F2P friend logs on

 

 

 

Me2friend:come 2 my world

 

 

 

friend2me: okay

 

 

 

Friend logs out.

 

 

 

Friend logs in.

 

 

 

Noob and noob2 log out.

 

 

 

Me2friend:Im noob baiting wanna come?

 

 

 

friend2me:Okay

 

 

 

friend2me:should I get a rod?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was so funny. And after that when I explained the concept of noob baiting...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob3:Come on lets dance(while dancing)

 

 

 

Noob3:Everybody lets dance!

 

 

 

me: Yeah lets dance(while dancing, jigging and zombie and goblin dancing)

 

 

 

friend:lol lets dance!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was funny too.

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I was fishing on Catherby the other day and some guy pulled out a toy soldier and was bragging about how cool it was and how none of the rest of had one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Idiot: I have one of the rarest items in the game

 

 

 

Everyone:...

 

 

 

Idiot: I bet you wish you had one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, at this point, I just walked over and picked it up. He had been winding it and letting go over and over again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Idiot: Hey! OMG! How did you do that!

 

 

 

Me: You let it go, I picked it up.

 

 

 

Idiot: Scammer! Reported!

 

 

 

At this point I reported him for misuse of customer support.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also had every intention of giving the thing back until the guy started badmouthing me. Then everyone chimed in and told him. I mentioned I reported him for false reporting, and for the next 30 minutes he asked me if i really did over and over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: I didn't scam. Did you report me?

 

 

 

Idiot: No

 

 

 

Me: Then you have nothing to worry about

 

 

 

Idiot: What if I did?

 

 

 

Me: Than it was misuse of customer support

 

 

 

Idiot: So I will get banned tomorrow?

 

 

 

Me: You said you didn't report me...

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Mines not that funny but here goes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Hey I'll buy that black armour with the grey on the sides.

 

 

 

Me: How much then?

 

 

 

Noob: 5k?

 

 

 

Me: Mmmm, it is worth 130k ish?

 

 

 

Noob: No it's not! I'm telling my daddy and he'll sned a letter to jagex about you!

 

 

 

Me: Sure.

 

 

 

Noob: Well you'll be sorry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next week

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Same noob pm: Hey mate I'm sorry.

 

 

 

Me: Who are you?

 

 

 

Noob: That guy who sent the letter to jagex.

 

 

 

Me: Oh and where is that letter.

 

 

 

Noob: They send back a reply.

 

 

 

Me: Oh really? I did'nt know they had a address.

 

 

 

Noob: They don't I just put jagex on the front.

 

 

 

Me: Stupid noob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But don't forget we all used to be noobs at one time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I had some fun convo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: ''buyin firr cape, 400k and itemz''

 

 

 

Me: You mean the fire cape, got in Tzaar-Cave?

 

 

 

Noob: ''Yerr''

 

 

 

Me: That cape is Non-tradeble

 

 

 

Noob: ''you got one???''

 

 

 

Me: No :(

 

 

 

Noob: ''Lawlz shuttup then dunt say theyr not tradeble if u aint got on''

 

 

 

Some watching people: lol

 

 

 

Me: ...alrighty whatever dude.

 

 

 

Noob: ''lawl, buyin firre cape itemz including rune pl8''

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But don't forget we all used to be noobs at one time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Jim100200

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually your wrong. We all used to be "newbs", only the idiots who asked for free rune armor and dissed your moms were the "noobs"

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i hope this is funny:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i was walking to casle wars when this noob logs in,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:give me you pass now!

 

 

 

me:what do i like like, an idiot

 

 

 

noob:yes...

 

 

 

me:lol, reported

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit:woot first post of page 52!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh and heres another one that happened on same day(it might not be correct) :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:give my the rune stuff

 

 

 

me:why would i do that

 

 

 

noob:cuz il get my attacking outta wildy stuff

 

 

 

me:well then i dont care go get them then

 

 

 

noobpm:i got them

 

 

 

mepm:lets fight then lol

 

 

 

noobpm:i dont wanna

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no. 3 coming soon (i forgot it lol)

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Stupid noobs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob lvl 45 come up to me lvl 81

 

 

 

Nb:I buy 500gp

 

 

 

Me:buy what

 

 

 

Nb:500gp

 

 

 

Me:for what

 

 

 

Trades me says:look

 

 

 

Nb:and more

 

 

 

Trades me I take dead keppit

 

 

 

Trades me again

 

 

 

Nb:here for 500gp

 

 

 

Trades me

 

 

 

Nb:more

 

 

 

Trade me says

 

 

 

Nb:free logs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After a bit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nb:hi

 

 

 

Nb:hunt lvl

 

 

 

Nb: hunt lvl

 

 

 

Trades me

 

 

 

Nb:for 500gp look

 

 

 

Trade me 9 times then gives up and takes my spot

 

 

 

Were I bean huntin kebbits for an hour

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