Noobs say the funniest things!

[lemon1148]

Ok, mine was weird.... I was fishing in Catherby and some random comes up and asks me some lame questions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Are u gunna cook those swordies?

 

 

 

Me:No, I'll eat them raw like every other normal person.

 

 

 

Noob: How do u eat raw swordies?

 

 

 

Me:I was joking noob

 

 

 

Noob:Reported!

 

 

 

Me:Oh yeah,thats nice, for what?

 

 

 

Noob: Lying! and offensive language.

 

 

 

Me:You cant report for lying or calling someone a noob, read the rules.

 

 

 

Noob:Give me free stuff or I'll ban you, My main is a mod!

 

 

 

Me: And I'm Frank Sinatra.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At the point I just teled away.

[Kenshinjapan]

oh yeah and heres another

 

 

 

its not really a conversation..but everytime it always happens. See for yourself. Ok, make or find a drop party. Even if your not dropping anything, jsut go around world 1 and say drop party and get about 20 ppl to follow. Start walking around varrock or somethign for like 2 minutes. Soon or a later, there will be about 2 idiots saying things like "hes a scammer" or "dont scam us"...i mean how the heck can you scam someone if its a drop party.....noobs are st00pid

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually most just have a team of people hiding in the wild (that's were 90% of them take you)

[lemon1148]

I too laughed an insane amount, and then I got to wondering... who was the lucky player that got a Party Hat for 100k? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ya think thats funny, I bought a santa for 30k of a noob who was on his frends acc then i reported him for accounting sharing and his frends account got banned for a week lol

[huntermuffin]

LOL a party hat for 100k? I can't believe how lucky some people are :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have one also.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well i was leaveing barbarien village after getting some coal and then...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Are you a girl?

 

 

 

Me: No......

 

 

 

Noob: Oh

 

 

 

Me: Why are you following me?

 

 

 

Noob: Wanna be my girlfreind?

 

 

 

Me: No actualley im a guy if you havn't noticed...]

 

 

 

Noob: Oh... Well if you change your mind I know someone by by falodor who can make you a girl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I finnaly tele away from him.

[Orpheus]

LOL look at this thread!!!!

[Guest TaDaraCampbell]

LOL look at this thread!!!!

 

 

 

That is this thread :|

[solarflare79]

this way very fun to do

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:jagex blocks your password look its "notmypassword"

 

 

 

me:oh no i thought jagex blocked my password!

 

 

 

i was in a bank at the time and about 20 people logged off at once

 

 

 

was very amusing

[Soulthresher]

 

 

 

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

 

 

Noob2: Why?

 

 

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

 

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

 

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

 

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

 

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are no words to describe the amount of laughing I did after I read this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i nearly cried after reading that :cry:

[Sir_Squab]

k, here i am on a free world killing cows to get cowhides to train crafting. in full rune with zombie mask.

 

 

 

Newb:why is your head green

 

 

 

Me:zombie maks you get from burying bones

 

 

 

Newb:oh can i have money

 

 

 

Me:no

 

 

 

Newb:please?

 

 

 

Me:no

 

 

 

A couple hundred times later (scary part is no sarcasm - this was a few days later)

 

 

 

Newb:why is your head green

 

 

 

REMOVE ZOMBIE MASK

 

 

 

Me:what the hell are you talking about

 

 

 

Newb:can i have money

 

 

 

TAKE OFF ALL EQUIPMENT

 

 

 

Me:I have no armor what makes you think I have money

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After another few hundred times of them asking for money I start spazzing instead and point out that everyone wants money, why are you so special. No offence newbs, I understand that they don't know why my head is green and that I'm rich to them... but MY GOD!!! I am not being sarcastic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Besides, I never begged much when I was a newb because I knew people don't wanna give their hard earned cash away. The only time I begged was from this guy with like 420mil.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Offtopic, but you know in this week's article it says most newbs don't USE world map? Well I did

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT:Taking off my armor and zombie mask may be rude and stuff, but the bloody noob ACTUALLY LEAVES YOU ALONE

[SoulsDeath]

im training at moss giants on karamja, lvl 50 something walks up by addy rocks, im guessing he was there for dslayer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: ahh the famed runite rocks!

 

 

 

me: thats addy

 

 

 

noob: dont try to fool me i know rune has that color

 

 

 

me: prospect it

 

 

 

noob prospects it

 

 

 

noob: why does it say its adamantite?

 

 

 

me: because it adamantite

 

 

 

noob: you liar you told me it was addy

 

 

 

me: -_-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a few minutes later he walks up to me again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: so wheres the rune ore

 

 

 

me: deep wilderness

 

 

 

noob: joo dum h4x0r, i know joo want me to go there so u can kill me!

 

 

 

me: why do u care uc ant mine it

 

 

 

noob: oh yeah n00b my 48 mining pwns joo

 

 

 

me: u need 85 to mine rune

 

 

 

noob: reported for lying, ch00b,, i hope joo gets banned

[Toxicologist]

I was wearing a full set of Wizard robes, gold trimmed, and a level 20 I think walked up to me and asked, "Which piece of your robe can I buy for 30K?" I told him politely that, unfortunately, 30K is not enough to buy any piece at the moment. He accused me of lying and ran away. Then he PMed me and asked for some money... I told him that he already had 30K, which is quite a bit for a level 20 already. He said: "I don't have 30K, I just said that to impress you."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

O... K...

[Tekilla]

okay so as I was walking by the barbarian village I decided that since I only needed 1k exp. till 63cooking I could stop and help some of the low level fisherman cook their fish..ANYWAYZ as I was furiusly typing free cooking!!!free cooking!!!

 

 

 

this lv like 16noob =P~ (his name was like mario17sumthing or other #-o )starts calling me scammer!! =;

 

 

 

he went on like this for almost an hour... :^o he even said he reported me three timez :^o .Eventually I got annoyed and and decided to go off 2 karamja.. :-w and yes hes on my ignore list now.

[rho421]

okay so as I was walking by the barbarian village I decided that since I only needed 1k exp. till 63cooking I could stop and help some of the low level fisherman cook their fish..ANYWAYZ as I was furiusly typing free cooking!!!free cooking!!!

 

 

 

this lv like 16noob =P~ (his name was like mario17sumthing or other #-o )starts calling me scammer!! =;

 

 

 

he went on like this for almost an hour... :^o he even said he reported me three timez :^o .Eventually I got annoyed and and decided to go off 2 karamja.. :-w and yes hes on my ignore list now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well...some people do use "Trust Trades" like that to scam people out of fish... :shame: They're the real n00bs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I still think that a report wasn't really warranted. I mean really you hadn't scammed anyone YET...(and obviously wouldnt've)

[Toxicologist]

okay so as I was walking by the barbarian village I decided that since I only needed 1k exp. till 63cooking I could stop and help some of the low level fisherman cook their fish..ANYWAYZ as I was furiusly typing free cooking!!!free cooking!!!

 

 

 

this lv like 16noob =P~ (his name was like mario17sumthing or other #-o )starts calling me scammer!! =;

 

 

 

he went on like this for almost an hour... :^o he even said he reported me three timez :^o .Eventually I got annoyed and and decided to go off 2 karamja.. :-w and yes hes on my ignore list now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Be careful. That, and "Free Gem Cutting", COULD get you banned if someone reports you, because it has been known as a scamming device.

[suyihai0]

One day i was killing deadly red spidersa lvl20 noob came ans said"i reported u for BUG ABUSE"

[Guest TaDaraCampbell]

One day i was killing deadly red spidersa lvl20 noob came ans said"i reported u for BUG ABUSE"

 

 

 

That was obviously a joke, and in no way did he/she mean it :wink:

[jimjimson]

and this is is funny too:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

 

 

Noob2: Why?

 

 

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

 

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

 

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

 

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

 

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Did this really happen? I'd hate to be that brother. Luckily if I ever got a phat my brother knows better. Also how do you do that white box thing in your post?

[l0rdbarney]

haha, so many damn posts, no1s gonna read any of em

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lucky thread-starters made a name of himself ljust ike "muggipwhlar" or however it goes with the fite caves guide

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

since no1 gonna read this, ur all frooby chooby noob nubs :thumbsup:

[mmtrebuchet]

 

 

 

Be careful. That, and "Free Gem Cutting", COULD get you banned if someone reports you, because it has been known as a scamming device.

 

 

 

I would like to offer some sage advice here:

 

 

 

you will not be reported and banned for offering to do a service which is widely offered. (well, you might be reported, but you shouldn't be.)

 

 

 

now, obviously, if you do scam your clients, it's a different story, but unless there is clear evidence that you are scamming, there is no reason to worry about getting banned. :)

 

 

 

my story:

 

 

 

friend: hi can you help on dslayer?

 

 

 

me: sure!

 

 

 

friend: hey how do you have a tiara?

 

 

 

me: huh?

 

 

 

friend: you have a tiara. where did you get it?

 

 

 

me: oh, the crown. that means that I'm a pmod.

 

 

 

friend: what's that?

 

 

 

me: well, we're people who are picked to help keep the game in shape.

 

 

 

me: we can get rid of troublemakers more effectively, and try to help out.

 

 

 

friend: can I have your tiara?

 

 

 

me: it's not an item, it's an indication that I'm a player mod.

 

 

 

friend: so how do I make one? I don't have the crafting level.

 

 

 

me: it's not an item. if jagex picks you, they will offer you the position of a player moderator.

 

 

 

friend: can you tell him to give me a crown?

 

 

 

me: sadly, I can't reccommend anyone to be a player mod.

 

 

 

friend: what's a player mod? I just want the tiara.

 

 

 

me: you can find out all you need to know about us by clicking on the find out about pmods link on the main page.

 

 

 

friend: ok.

 

 

 

Friend logs out.

 

 

 

friend logs in.

 

 

 

friend: it's not there.

 

 

 

me: yes, it is. you're on the main page, right?

 

 

 

friend: no, I'm already in the manual. hurry up, I have to go to bed soon.

 

 

 

me:go back to the main page, the link isn't in the manual.

 

 

 

friend: oh.

 

 

 

he logs out and in.

 

 

 

friend: it's not there. I thought you were nice.

 

 

 

me: you're on the main page, right? the one that says create a new account and exixting user?

 

 

 

friend: yes! it's not there! you're lying!

 

 

 

Friend: Jack*** jack*** jack*** jack*** jack***

 

 

 

etc.

 

 

 

friend: I have to go to bed now! jack*** jack***jack***

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I decided to let the poor guy off the hook. I felt really bad for ruining his night...

[Toxicologist]

You need to remember the majority of players in Runescape are quite young, and often mentally immature. They do not yet have the maturity to think and act logically.

[blooblyblobl]

You need to remember the majority of players in Runescape are quite young, and often mentally immature. They do not yet have the maturity to think and act logically.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You probably shouldn't say the majority of players are, it's just that most of the ones we remember are :D

[Toxicologist]

Which... is the majority, is it not? I know people tend to remember bad stuff more than good things and people, but you cannot deny that overall, the Runescapian Community is not all that nice and intelligent and mature.

[JAMjE]

6:30am GMT im on my pure and im pure mage ( 31 cb 47 mage) and im training my range

 

 

 

some guy is called him and im called me :)

 

 

 

him: fite me?

 

 

 

me: sure!

 

 

 

him: wat bow is that

 

 

 

me:willow ( only 23 range atm )

 

 

 

him: lol so ure not even 30 range

 

 

 

me: unfortunaley your rite but ill still own yu

 

 

 

him: we'll see

 

 

 

* i stock up on food and runes for water blast*

 

 

 

* enter wilde and fite begins*

 

 

 

* he hits 7,8*

 

 

 

him: haha noob ureded

 

 

 

* i eat and bring out water staff*

 

 

 

* i hit 14,14,13,14 and hes ded *

 

 

 

( he pms me )

 

 

 

him:omg you noobs you were suppose to range cos warrios beat range!

 

 

 

me: o ok lets have a re-match

 

 

 

him: no you noob cos mage always beats warrior

 

 

 

me:i think i just proved that

 

 

 

( blocked and end of converstaion)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i dont know if you'll find it funny but it just proves that warriors triangle does exist :P

[phoenix_x19]

One of my first encounters with a scammer went something like this (via pm):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammer: Hi I am from Jagex.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I was still fairly new to RS at this time, but unfortunately for this guy, I'm not an idiot. At this point, I reported him.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Hi

 

 

 

Scammer: I have been receiving reports that you were scamming people.

 

 

 

Scammer: Is this true?

 

 

 

Me: What's it to you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I thought I made it clear to him with that last statement that he wasn't going to convince me of anything. But he pressed on...*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammer: I need to know if these reports are true or not.

 

 

 

Scammer: Are they?

 

 

 

Me: Why do you need to know?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Hmm... he's not cooperating. Maybe he'll believe I'm a mod if he thinks I'm capable of spying on him...*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammer: You are in the Dwarven mine, correct?

 

 

 

Me: I was a minute ago...

 

 

 

Scammer: And you are level 57, correct?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*This was a long time ago*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Yes, and that's all information that you can find simply by looking at me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*To be honest, I really wasn't sure what he was getting at. Maybe he was going to use these "reports" to blackmail me, and ultimately get some items or money.... Anyway, now he started getting frustrated.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammer: Look, just tell me, yes or no, have you been scamming people?

 

 

 

Me: Tell me why you need to know first.

 

 

 

Scammer: Fine, if you're not going to tell me, I'll just ban you.

 

 

 

Scammer: Say bye to your account.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't end up saying that I reported him, and that he should say bye to his account. I thought it was pretty entertaining just imagining his reaction when he logged in a few days later to find that his account had been locked.

[marlin85]

this way very fun to do

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:jagex blocks your password look its "notmypassword"

 

 

 

me:oh no i thought jagex blocked my password!

 

 

 

i was in a bank at the time and about 20 people logged off at once

 

 

 

was very amusing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

even though u meanth that as a joke you really have to watch out with that stuff , i know alot of people who did that as a joke and got banned