phoenix_x19

"Heh... guess the joke was on me." "Note to self: don't hug the dragon." Front: "How do you keep an idiot busy? See other side of tombstone." Back: "How do you keep an idiot busy? See other side of tombstone."

Amulet of accuracy all bronze equipment my soul (I keep trying to sell the damn thing, but no one wants to buy...) "Magic" skirts, you know, those ones with no stats that F2P magi use Tiles (I don't think these have been mentioned more than 200 times yet)

I'd invest it in the stock market. That or use it to fund construction and smithing.

No emotes? Aw, that's no fun. Oh well. http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/9195/tippicwj7.png

Cool idea. Please add me. http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/8263/tippicdm5.png

One of my first encounters with a scammer went something like this (via pm): Scammer: Hi I am from Jagex. *I was still fairly new to RS at this time, but unfortunately for this guy, I'm not an idiot. At this point, I reported him.* Me: Hi Scammer: I have been receiving reports that you were scamming people. Scammer: Is this true? Me: What's it to you? *I thought I made it clear to him with that last statement that he wasn't going to convince me of anything. But he pressed on...* Scammer: I need to know if these reports are true or not. Scammer: Are they? Me: Why do you need to know? *Hmm... he's not cooperating. Maybe he'll believe I'm a mod if he thinks I'm capable of spying on him...* Scammer: You are in the Dwarven mine, correct? Me: I was a minute ago... Scammer: And you are level 57, correct? *This was a long time ago* Me: Yes, and that's all information that you can find simply by looking at me. *To be honest, I really wasn't sure what he was getting at. Maybe he was going to use these "reports" to blackmail me, and ultimately get some items or money.... Anyway, now he started getting frustrated.* Scammer: Look, just tell me, yes or no, have you been scamming people? Me: Tell me why you need to know first. Scammer: Fine, if you're not going to tell me, I'll just ban you. Scammer: Say bye to your account. I didn't end up saying that I reported him, and that he should say bye to his account. I thought it was pretty entertaining just imagining his reaction when he logged in a few days later to find that his account had been locked.

I'm doing Hand in the Sand quest and I just gave the dead wizard head to Zavistic. He said "Poor Clarence, I knew him well." I believe that is a reference to Shakespear's "Hamlet."

"But I know, as I hammered those nails into your beautiful hands, your eyes, they search for mine, but I look away..." Blindside - "Pitiful" - - - - - \,,/ It's been stuck in my head for about three days now...