r3x Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 :-s Noob: Hey Me: Hi Noob: Ill buy your zammy! Me: Sure offer? Noob: cabbage Me: Ummm no thank you Noob: If you dont trade ill report Me: Hahahaha ( After He Kept Following Me For Free Stuff ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexrules350 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 i got one noob1:hey alex how u get a house? me:how u know i'm a member? noob2:i checked on the highscores me:right... noob1:so u make a house???? me:uh i dont know noob2:of course u know ure housemaking is 199 me:u cant even get tht high *noob2 goes silent and logs out* noob:ah *** my laptops gone me:right... noob:so how do i get a hat? me:i thought u wanted a house noob:ah ha so u do know how to make a house me:go ask tht guy hes makin a house *some guy was showing off to mates with slayer cape* noob:hes not makin house he killin some bug me:hold on ure right noob:u ****ing ****** tell me how to make ****ing house or i ban u me:mmm how many swear words can 1 noob fit in a sentence? *mod alex suddenly teleports in* noob:oh my ****ing god its tht ****ing mod alex hes going to protect this ****** alexrules350!! mod alex:hi alex me:hi alex mod alex:no need to tell me i was listening to it all noob:wow u can turn ureself invisable tell me how to ****ing do tht!!!! me:ok.... *noob and mod alex teleport off in red tele* me:finally peace and quiet lvl 3 nob with 99 mine:hey i got tis special cape me:cool lvl3:reported for saying cool! *i tele on pm he says"where u ****ing go u ******!!!!!!!1"* Alexrules350 the mercenary3/10,000 people in my religion!pm me if your interestedthe first only and probaly last king of arturo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazarabbit Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Ooh boy have i got many. Scenario 1 Other Player: Will you be my girlfriend? Me: Yeah, sure i'll be your boyfriend! Other Player Oh wow thanks! Your so Hot! Scenario 2 Me, just fighting in pest control. Other Player Oh my god! Please don't report me! Me: What would i report you for? Other Player I just died and didn't lose my items, i didn't mean to take advantage of a glitch! As far as i knew, you weren't meant to lose items in pest control. Scenario 3 Other Player Wow! Whats that your cutting? Me: A yew tree Other Player But i'm not a tree Me: It's a type of tree, yew tree Other Player Stop calling me a tree or i'll report you! Scenario 4 Other Player Someone told me there is a dragon chain respawn, can you take me there? ^Best one of all! Proud Tip.It Moderator December 07 - October 2009Proud TETAU Member 2006 - 2007 <3"I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays." - Rose Hathaway[ Posting & You ] [ Forum Rules ] [ Next Tetau Event ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Scenario 4 Other Player Someone told me there is a dragon chain respawn, can you take me there? ^Best one of all! lol can u take me there after him :lol: keep it up guys im gettin stitches in my stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manitstinks Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Me: Buyin law 1k Noob: I don't got 1 Me: Then shut up Noob: Then go tele somewhere and nobody will interrupt u Me: That's y im buyin a law, i need to go somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!! Noob: O lemme see if i got 1 Me: U just said u dont got 1 Noob: That was when i didnt no u Me: Ur stupid ( start buyin and got 1 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vortex433 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 nothing new, but: noob: give me 1k me: go away beggar noob noob:give me 1k and i will go away me* goes inside the wise old mans house, exits, closes door, then runs like heck* noob(in pm): you noob i hope you die irl*logs out* World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_guru_123 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 This cracked me up when I was walking past Lumbridge. It was a conversation between a noob and a P-mod. Noob: Can I have a mime random event please? P-mod: No, I don't control random events. Noob: Can you ask the person who does for a mime for me? P-mod: No! Nobody controls them, that's why they are called random. Noob: Oh please! I'll do anything! P-mod (who was getting pretty annoyed): NO!!!!!! Noob: I can give you 10gp?!?!?!?1!!11!1!! I was like :XD: :XD:, =D> noob just :wall:, okay? :uhh: :uhh: Alas, why P-mods shouldn't go to Lumbridge... Moving to new account, subtle_rune. Please PM me there. Now you know that you can trust him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rho421 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 (I'm a p-mod) This is Falador, W6. Me: Selling p pots 7k ea *repeats several times* I get traded, and I lag and lose connection. :wall: I log in and say "sorry dude I lost connection!" He says: OMG the mod hax'd my stuff He: Ever1 report the mod for samming! Me: :-s Eventually I got about 17 reports, and they all got in trouble, not me...hee hee. I would've muted for spamming, but hey, I wasn't exactly thinking straight :-k " :uhh: :uhh: Alas, why P-mods shouldn't go to Lumbridge..." So very true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muska007 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 i remember one, but this isnt mine so i cannot take credit. (ill use 'me' to mean the person who said this) it went something like" Noob: ill buy those bunny ears. Me: theyre nontradable Noob: how much? Me: you cant trade them Noob: then how can i get them Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them Noob: oh, ok... Noob: how can i go about building this time machine. :lol: that one had me in stitches! EIDT: OMG I cannot believe i got the first post on this huge thread!!! I have always said that when someone asks about my ears, but there must be more than just me pulling that gaff proud owner of bunny ears and scythe (rsc fo lyf) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 ok some noob was following me and my friend and he got so annoying i videoed it lol (wont post it here, coz i deleted it anyway lol) well here it is: Me: (wavy, flashing righting) Buying 3k laws 620k! Noob:Omfg! how u do dat? Me: do what? noob: that awesome writing! me: -.- noob: cmon tell me! me: u want me to tell u how to do ALL of the chat effects? noob: yeah! me: no way noob: ill give u 10k! me: ok half now half later noob: *offers 10GP* me: thats 10gp... noob: same thing! me: *clicks fally tele tab, i got like 100 of those in my inv at all times :P * noob: (PM) did hell swallow you? me: omg... *puts on ignore* A few weeks later... Me: *empties ignore list* THE SAME NOOB: hey i found out how to do that chat thing now, wanna meet? me: omg this is a nightmare! *quickly adds to ignore again* IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andufusthebronze Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 this was really funny, i was VERY tired so not sure if ytou had to be there. copper mine (rune oic) (was making bronze for a friend) noob: wow, blue pickaxe, where you change the colour?? me: get blue dye and use of magic pick axe noob: how i get magic pickaxe?? me:dance around varrock in a pink skirt with you pickaxe noob:how long?? me:as long as it takes THREE HOURS LATER HE STILL ONLINE noob:how much longer? me:what colours the pick? noob: bronze!!! me:have you got a rubber chicken with you noob:no how you get?? me: dance around varrock in a blue skirt log on next day noob:its STILL not working me: oops! did you remember blonde-hair part? noob:no!!! me:it has to look like yor a girl! i added to ignore he goes on world 7 i check a week later when he was on he was still there in a blue skirt looking like a girl dancing!!! noob:oi! andufus it not working me:oh yeah, jagex changed it. you have to buy the mystic pick now noob:where?? me:the wildy noob:ok bye bloked him, after saying to take his blue skirt and best wepon lol the noob is probably very angry hahahaha : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyx5000 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 this was an old freind how wanted 37k from me freind:can i borow 37k me:y freind:i need a rune axe plzzz me:no freind:I will give you 95 iron p8 me:right freind: so you will! me:no freind:***** i blocked him after that be yourself because you suck at being that guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spikerkid Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 That's so mean, yet soo funny :lol: (andufusthebronze post) Quit RuneScape :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbysanta Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 My noob situation.... Im outside the fishing guild,just come out and two noobs await me. Noob: How do you get in? Me: 68 fishing is the requirement i think Noob2: Can we get in with level 4 fishing Me: no.... Noob and Noob2: Scammer,reported for not letting us use all features of the game! They followed me outside the guild insulting and reporting me lol. Quite funny... I Quit. You should too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildkid Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 lol i dont remember exactly how it went but this is the just of it: So im walking in about lvl 10 wild when this lvl 11 comes up in noob armor and says: Noob: Can i have some free stuff? Me: No, go away. Noob: Please? Im new at this and I dont have anything Me: So stop being lazy and get your own stuff like all of us did at one time Noob: But I dont know how so can you just give me some stuff? Me: Oh yeah cuz you know i bring all my stuff everywhere i go Noob: WHy dont you? Me: Because I dont...thats what banks are for Noob: whats a bank for Once he said that i just teleported away. What kind of stupid question was that...i mean cmon...seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordster424 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 My noob based story Noob- CAn i have 1k PLZ!!!!!! Me- uhhh no Noob-PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ can i have 1k (continues to follow) Me- Ok let me go to bank. Noob- Ok plz no scamming (which makes no sense if you think about it) Me-Ok ok (I give him 10 coins) Noob- OMG you stupid noob!i report you for scamming! silly noobs. I am sure thats common but i get a kick out of it evertime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildkid Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 oh yeah and heres another its not really a conversation..but everytime it always happens. See for yourself. Ok, make or find a drop party. Even if your not dropping anything, jsut go around world 1 and say drop party and get about 20 ppl to follow. Start walking around varrock or somethign for like 2 minutes. Soon or a later, there will be about 2 idiots saying things like "hes a scammer" or "dont scam us"...i mean how the heck can you scam someone if its a drop party.....noobs are st00pid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foodfight13 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! There are no words to describe the amount of laughing I did after I read this. -Runescape Addict --- Seven-time Writer for the Tip.It Times-"Yes I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you the illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion." - The Glass Menagerie"This game isn't about graphics, it's about fun." - The Great Ortiz 9471<> Dragon drops: Plateskirt(1), Half Shield(1) <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrincewind Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 well, some people think that you are trying to get others to drop stuff, so that you can pick it all up/tk grab it. A new study shows that 98% of teenagers listen to emo music. The other 2% have stayed straight gangster. 0% still listen to rock, but -4% of people listen to classical... wait, I'm a negative percentage..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike_Logan Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! There are no words to describe the amount of laughing I did after I read this. I too laughed an insane amount, and then I got to wondering... who was the lucky player that got a Party Hat for 100k? :-k The Self-Proclaimed Pirate King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade986 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 e_Logan"] Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! There are no words to describe the amount of laughing I did after I read this. I too laughed an insane amount, and then I got to wondering... who was the lucky player that got a Party Hat for 100k? :-k The Brother: :shock: :wall: The Seller : :mrgreen: The Buyer: :thumbsup: :lol: 8-) Wow... I wish I was the buyer... don't worry, you are going to "hell" anyway. wanna race to see who gets there first?Officially reached 100 Combat at 1:33PM EST, June 14, 2007First Dragon Drop: Dragon Chain (Dust Devils) @ 10:48PM EST, July 14, 2008, lv113 combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampjedi Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 erkid"]That's so mean, yet soo funny :lol: (andufusthebronze post) Yeah, the funny part is that the gullible guy isn't the "noob" in that story. My Goals and Achievements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckiexoduckie Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 ok so im training at karajama lessers and 3 noobs come up to gate... noob1:look at that! look at the level of the monster! noob2: whoa holy **** me: hello nooblets noob1: omg ur so strong! i wish i were you! noob2: those demons r really high level! noob3: wow. i would die.... me: obviously... lol i was kinda mean but i thot it was funny how a bunch of noobs were following each other just to show the level and then leave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandaman115 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 erkid"]That's so mean, yet soo funny :lol: (andufusthebronze post) Yeah, the funny part is that the gullible guy isn't the "noob" in that story. My exact thoughts. Way to be an idiot. He just wanted to know something, and you ridicule him. Yes, you are cool and funny. [Admin Edit: No naming names in a negative light] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warshadow212 Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 lumby - noob: hey lemme have 1k. me: dont have noob: yeah right, ur reported, *censored*bag me: ok... ur reported, for using foul lanaguage. noob falls down and dies... comes back to lumby... (he's poisoned) noob: hey can i have 1k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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