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:-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Hey

 

 

 

Me: Hi

 

 

 

Noob: Ill buy your zammy!

 

 

 

Me: Sure offer?

 

 

 

Noob: cabbage

 

 

 

Me: Ummm no thank you

 

 

 

Noob: If you dont trade ill report

 

 

 

Me: Hahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( After He Kept Following Me For Free Stuff ) <.<

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i got one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob1:hey alex how u get a house?

 

 

 

me:how u know i'm a member?

 

 

 

noob2:i checked on the highscores

 

 

 

me:right...

 

 

 

noob1:so u make a house????

 

 

 

me:uh i dont know

 

 

 

noob2:of course u know ure housemaking is 199

 

 

 

me:u cant even get tht high

 

 

 

*noob2 goes silent and logs out*

 

 

 

noob:ah *** my laptops gone

 

 

 

me:right...

 

 

 

noob:so how do i get a hat?

 

 

 

me:i thought u wanted a house

 

 

 

noob:ah ha so u do know how to make a house

 

 

 

me:go ask tht guy hes makin a house

 

 

 

*some guy was showing off to mates with slayer cape*

 

 

 

noob:hes not makin house he killin some bug

 

 

 

me:hold on ure right

 

 

 

noob:u ****ing ****** tell me how to make ****ing house or i ban u

 

 

 

me:mmm how many swear words can 1 noob fit in a sentence?

 

 

 

*mod alex suddenly teleports in*

 

 

 

noob:oh my ****ing god its tht ****ing mod alex hes going to protect this ****** alexrules350!!

 

 

 

mod alex:hi alex

 

 

 

me:hi alex

 

 

 

mod alex:no need to tell me i was listening to it all

 

 

 

noob:wow u can turn ureself invisable tell me how to ****ing do tht!!!!

 

 

 

me:ok....

 

 

 

*noob and mod alex teleport off in red tele*

 

 

 

me:finally peace and quiet

 

 

 

lvl 3 nob with 99 mine:hey i got tis special cape

 

 

 

me:cool

 

 

 

lvl3:reported for saying cool!

 

 

 

*i tele on pm he says"where u ****ing go u ******!!!!!!!1"*

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Ooh boy have i got many.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scenario 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other Player: Will you be my girlfriend?

 

 

 

Me: Yeah, sure i'll be your boyfriend!

 

 

 

Other Player Oh wow thanks! Your so Hot!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scenario 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me, just fighting in pest control.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other Player Oh my god! Please don't report me!

 

 

 

Me: What would i report you for?

 

 

 

Other Player I just died and didn't lose my items, i didn't mean to take advantage of a glitch!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As far as i knew, you weren't meant to lose items in pest control.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scenario 3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other Player Wow! Whats that your cutting?

 

 

 

Me: A yew tree

 

 

 

Other Player But i'm not a tree

 

 

 

Me: It's a type of tree, yew tree

 

 

 

Other Player Stop calling me a tree or i'll report you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scenario 4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other Player Someone told me there is a dragon chain respawn, can you take me there?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^Best one of all!

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Me: Buyin law 1k

 

 

 

Noob: I don't got 1

 

 

 

Me: Then shut up

 

 

 

Noob: Then go tele somewhere and nobody will interrupt u

 

 

 

Me: That's y im buyin a law, i need to go somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Noob: O lemme see if i got 1

 

 

 

Me: U just said u dont got 1

 

 

 

Noob: That was when i didnt no u

 

 

 

Me: Ur stupid ( start buyin and got 1 )

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nothing new, but:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: give me 1k

 

 

 

me: go away beggar noob

 

 

 

noob:give me 1k and i will go away

 

 

 

me* goes inside the wise old mans house, exits, closes door, then runs like heck*

 

 

 

noob(in pm): you noob i hope you die irl*logs out*

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This cracked me up when I was walking past Lumbridge. It was a conversation between a noob and a P-mod.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Can I have a mime random event please?

 

 

 

P-mod: No, I don't control random events.

 

 

 

Noob: Can you ask the person who does for a mime for me?

 

 

 

P-mod: No! Nobody controls them, that's why they are called random.

 

 

 

Noob: Oh please! I'll do anything!

 

 

 

P-mod (who was getting pretty annoyed): NO!!!!!!

 

 

 

Noob: I can give you 10gp?!?!?!?1!!11!1!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was like :XD: :XD:, =D> noob just :wall:, okay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:uhh: :uhh: Alas, why P-mods shouldn't go to Lumbridge...

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(I'm a p-mod)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is Falador, W6.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Selling p pots 7k ea

 

 

 

*repeats several times*

 

 

 

I get traded, and I lag and lose connection. :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I log in and say "sorry dude I lost connection!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He says: OMG the mod hax'd my stuff

 

 

 

He: Ever1 report the mod for samming!

 

 

 

Me: :-s

 

 

 

Eventually I got about 17 reports, and they all got in trouble, not me...hee hee. I would've muted for spamming, but hey, I wasn't exactly thinking straight :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" :uhh: :uhh: Alas, why P-mods shouldn't go to Lumbridge..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So very true...

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i remember one, but this isnt mine so i cannot take credit. (ill use 'me' to mean the person who said this)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it went something like"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: ill buy those bunny ears.

 

 

 

Me: theyre nontradable

 

 

 

Noob: how much?

 

 

 

Me: you cant trade them

 

 

 

Noob: then how can i get them

 

 

 

Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them

 

 

 

Noob: oh, ok...

 

 

 

Noob: how can i go about building this time machine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: that one had me in stitches!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EIDT: OMG I cannot believe i got the first post on this huge thread!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have always said that when someone asks about my ears, but there must be more than just me pulling that gaff

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ok some noob was following me and my friend and he got so annoying i videoed it lol (wont post it here, coz i deleted it anyway lol) well here it is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: (wavy, flashing righting) Buying 3k laws 620k!

 

 

 

Noob:Omfg! how u do dat?

 

 

 

Me: do what?

 

 

 

noob: that awesome writing!

 

 

 

me: -.-

 

 

 

noob: cmon tell me!

 

 

 

me: u want me to tell u how to do ALL of the chat effects?

 

 

 

noob: yeah!

 

 

 

me: no way

 

 

 

noob: ill give u 10k!

 

 

 

me: ok half now half later

 

 

 

noob: *offers 10GP*

 

 

 

me: thats 10gp...

 

 

 

noob: same thing!

 

 

 

me: *clicks fally tele tab, i got like 100 of those in my inv at all times :P *

 

 

 

noob: (PM) did hell swallow you?

 

 

 

me: omg... *puts on ignore*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few weeks later...

 

 

 

Me: *empties ignore list*

 

 

 

THE SAME NOOB: hey i found out how to do that chat thing now, wanna meet?

 

 

 

me: omg this is a nightmare! *quickly adds to ignore again*

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this was really funny, i was VERY tired so not sure if ytou had to be there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

copper mine (rune oic) (was making bronze for a friend)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: wow, blue pickaxe, where you change the colour??

 

 

 

me: get blue dye and use of magic pick axe

 

 

 

noob: how i get magic pickaxe??

 

 

 

me:dance around varrock in a pink skirt with you pickaxe

 

 

 

noob:how long??

 

 

 

me:as long as it takes

 

 

 

THREE HOURS LATER HE STILL ONLINE

 

 

 

noob:how much longer?

 

 

 

me:what colours the pick?

 

 

 

noob: bronze!!!

 

 

 

me:have you got a rubber chicken with you

 

 

 

noob:no how you get??

 

 

 

me: dance around varrock in a blue skirt

 

 

 

log on next day

 

 

 

noob:its STILL not working

 

 

 

me: oops! did you remember blonde-hair part?

 

 

 

noob:no!!!

 

 

 

me:it has to look like yor a girl!

 

 

 

i added to ignore he goes on world 7

 

 

 

i check a week later when he was on

 

 

 

he was still there in a blue skirt looking like a girl dancing!!!

 

 

 

noob:oi! andufus it not working

 

 

 

me:oh yeah, jagex changed it. you have to buy the mystic pick now

 

 

 

noob:where??

 

 

 

me:the wildy

 

 

 

noob:ok bye

 

 

 

bloked him, after saying to take his blue skirt and best wepon

 

 

 

lol the noob is probably very angry

 

 

 

hahahaha ::'

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this was an old freind how wanted 37k from me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

freind:can i borow 37k

 

 

 

me:y

 

 

 

freind:i need a rune axe plzzz

 

 

 

me:no

 

 

 

freind:I will give you 95 iron p8

 

 

 

me:right

 

 

 

freind: so you will!

 

 

 

me:no

 

 

 

freind:*****

 

 

 

i blocked him after that

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My noob situation....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Im outside the fishing guild,just come out and two noobs await me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: How do you get in?

 

 

 

Me: 68 fishing is the requirement i think

 

 

 

Noob2: Can we get in with level 4 fishing

 

 

 

Me: no....

 

 

 

Noob and Noob2: Scammer,reported for not letting us use all features of the game!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They followed me outside the guild insulting and reporting me lol.

 

 

 

Quite funny...

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lol i dont remember exactly how it went but this is the just of it:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So im walking in about lvl 10 wild when this lvl 11 comes up in noob armor and says:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: Can i have some free stuff?

 

 

 

Me: No, go away.

 

 

 

Noob: Please? Im new at this and I dont have anything

 

 

 

Me: So stop being lazy and get your own stuff like all of us did at one time

 

 

 

Noob: But I dont know how so can you just give me some stuff?

 

 

 

Me: Oh yeah cuz you know i bring all my stuff everywhere i go

 

 

 

Noob: WHy dont you?

 

 

 

Me: Because I dont...thats what banks are for

 

 

 

Noob: whats a bank for

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once he said that i just teleported away. What kind of stupid question was that...i mean cmon...seriously.

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My noob based story

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob- CAn i have 1k PLZ!!!!!!

 

 

 

Me- uhhh no

 

 

 

Noob-PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ can i have 1k (continues to follow)

 

 

 

Me- Ok let me go to bank.

 

 

 

Noob- Ok plz no scamming (which makes no sense if you think about it)

 

 

 

Me-Ok ok (I give him 10 coins)

 

 

 

Noob- OMG you stupid noob!i report you for scamming!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

silly noobs. I am sure thats common but i get a kick out of it evertime

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oh yeah and heres another

 

 

 

its not really a conversation..but everytime it always happens. See for yourself. Ok, make or find a drop party. Even if your not dropping anything, jsut go around world 1 and say drop party and get about 20 ppl to follow. Start walking around varrock or somethign for like 2 minutes. Soon or a later, there will be about 2 idiots saying things like "hes a scammer" or "dont scam us"...i mean how the heck can you scam someone if its a drop party.....noobs are st00pid

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

 

 

Noob2: Why?

 

 

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

 

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

 

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

 

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

 

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are no words to describe the amount of laughing I did after I read this.

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well, some people think that you are trying to get others to drop stuff, so that you can pick it all up/tk grab it.

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

 

 

Noob2: Why?

 

 

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

 

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

 

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

 

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

 

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are no words to describe the amount of laughing I did after I read this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I too laughed an insane amount, and then I got to wondering... who was the lucky player that got a Party Hat for 100k? :-k

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e_Logan"]

 

 

 

 

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

 

 

Noob2: Why?

 

 

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

 

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

 

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

 

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

 

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

 

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are no words to describe the amount of laughing I did after I read this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I too laughed an insane amount, and then I got to wondering... who was the lucky player that got a Party Hat for 100k? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Brother: :shock: :wall:

 

 

 

The Seller : :mrgreen:

 

 

 

The Buyer: :thumbsup: :lol: 8-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow... I wish I was the buyer...

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ok so im training at karajama lessers and 3 noobs come up to gate...

 

 

 

noob1:look at that! look at the level of the monster!

 

 

 

noob2: whoa holy ****

 

 

 

me: hello nooblets

 

 

 

noob1: omg ur so strong! i wish i were you!

 

 

 

noob2: those demons r really high level!

 

 

 

noob3: wow. i would die....

 

 

 

me: obviously...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol i was kinda mean but i thot it was funny how a bunch of noobs were following each other just to show the level and then leave...

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erkid"]That's so mean, yet soo funny :lol: (andufusthebronze post)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, the funny part is that the gullible guy isn't the "noob" in that story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My exact thoughts. Way to be an idiot. He just wanted to know something, and you ridicule him. Yes, you are cool and funny.

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lumby -

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: hey lemme have 1k.

 

 

 

me: dont have

 

 

 

noob: yeah right, ur reported, *censored*bag

 

 

 

me: ok... ur reported, for using foul lanaguage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob falls down and dies... comes back to lumby... (he's poisoned)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: hey can i have 1k?

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