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This my one in private chat which happened just now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friend= the most annoying level 39 noob ever

 

 

 

Me=Use your common sence dur

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:I dropped a addy sq shield you could of had

 

 

 

Friend:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

 

Me:You need 30 defence though

 

 

 

Friend:I have 30 defence

 

 

 

Me:But i dropped it

 

 

 

Me:Lmao

 

 

 

Friend:Me?

 

 

 

Me:No i lmao

 

 

 

Friend Oh ok i don't think you a homo though

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"The walls shook at the noise of the horses, and of the wheels, and of the chariots.

 

What walls? We don't need walls! WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

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few days ago i was in seers sellin my stuff i dont need and was saying " good sale no noobs" cuz i hate it when lvl 30s trade u look for 5mins and say o i cant buy anything and this lvl 40 kept traden me and i kept ignoring him/her then after 4 mins hes like i reported you u noob!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now this is very unfair (yes this post is a bit off topic at the moment) Just because some people do that doesn't mean all do. Level 120's have done that to me before..... and its very unfair that you won't even trade and let him/her see your trade, just based on combat level. Remember, you were once their level, you know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

{on topic}

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had a noob moment earlier today... I was trying to sell some 500 odd yew logs earlier, and heres where my blunder is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Selling 500 yew logs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: selling 500 yew logs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: glow3:wave2:selling 500 mith logs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, i messed up and put mith logs.... my tired brain couldn't take it anymore. *obviously a lame excuse*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A similair thing happend to me the other day. After trying to buy a rune hally for a while, I gave up and decided to buy some lobsters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Buying Rune Lobster!

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few days ago i was in seers sellin my stuff i dont need and was saying " good sale no noobs" cuz i hate it when lvl 30s trade u look for 5mins and say o i cant buy anything and this lvl 40 kept traden me and i kept ignoring him/her then after 4 mins hes like i reported you u noob!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now this is very unfair (yes this post is a bit off topic at the moment) Just because some people do that doesn't mean all do. Level 120's have done that to me before..... and its very unfair that you won't even trade and let him/her see your trade, just based on combat level. Remember, you were once their level, you know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

{on topic}

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had a noob moment earlier today... I was trying to sell some 500 odd yew logs earlier, and heres where my blunder is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Selling 500 yew logs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: selling 500 yew logs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: glow3:wave2:selling 500 mith logs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, i messed up and put mith logs.... my tired brain couldn't take it anymore. *obviously a lame excuse*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A similair thing happend to me the other day. After trying to buy a rune hally for a while, I gave up and decided to buy some lobsters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: Buying Rune Lobster!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i lmaoed when i saw this. i didnt take this pic tho.

thats funny as hell but only for a few seconds. then it is like "how would i feel if that happened to me?" then i get really depressed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He probably had the area sound effects on but the other sound off, lol.....

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One day we were choping magic and this dude is like

 

 

 

Noob:Can you chop magic

 

 

 

Me:NOOOOOO

 

 

 

Noob:COOL!But how do you do it?

 

 

 

Me:magic

 

 

 

Nobb:What lvl?

 

 

 

Me:90

 

 

 

Noob:i have that i chop with my magic

 

 

 

Me:lmao

 

 

 

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THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I LIKE WET MY PANTS :oops:

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One day this clan of noobs walk up to me cuz i'm in a nonmembers world and i am lvl 110

 

 

 

Noob(s):OOOOO look sexy is back

 

 

 

Other noob:JUSt like the song 'i'm bringging sexy back ya'!

 

 

 

Me:Umm...Ur like miquetios that itch!Now get off me

 

 

 

Noob:Can i have 300000000 blue cronwns and brown and black like goth ya like goth!

 

 

 

Me:Sure whats your offer

 

 

 

Noobs:Anwers:4 gp 7 gp 90 gp and umm....700 gp

 

 

 

Me: Can i teel you a secret?

 

 

 

Noobs:YA!

 

 

 

Me:There is no such thing as brown and black crowns there not even called crowns they are PHATS!

 

 

 

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I laughed so hard :lol:

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lol this ones mainly jus stupid

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me-lvl 77 d skirt dba glory ect... noob- lvl 17 iron 2hand

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob starts followin me

 

 

 

noob:hi

 

 

 

me:hi...

 

 

 

noob:can i have a free dragon weapon

 

 

 

me:um? r u serious? :shock:

 

 

 

noob: pllzz?

 

 

 

me: -.-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol ok its mainly random \' he cant even use... :roll:

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Trying to sell my d legs to some kid...

 

 

 

I tell him Ide come to his world and he had to come to cammy bank...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wait 10 minutes and he doesnt show so I ask where he is and he says he's at cammy bank waiting for me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I seriosuly was so mad after this...

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lol y do so many noobs talk about dragon armor heres one when i was pickin flax well not so much of a noob jus a little clueless

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me lvl 77 noob-lvl 76 guy-lvl 86

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: mth dragon2

 

 

 

me:what?

 

 

 

noob:is that a dragon platebody?

 

 

 

guy:lol

 

 

 

me:lol

 

 

 

noob:is it?

 

 

 

me:no its a red robe top

 

 

 

guy:no but the skirt is dragon theres no such thing a dragon platebody

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how much more clueless can u get later he believed a lvl 36 that was jokin around about having 99 mage come on! :roll:

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Some lvl 3 came up to me and asked what my combat lvl was... lol :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He must've been new to the game and didnt know he could know by putting the mouse on him...

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This my one in private chat which happened just now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friend= the most annoying level 39 noob ever

 

 

 

Me=Use your common sence dur

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:I dropped a addy sq shield you could of had

 

 

 

Friend:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

 

Me:You need 30 defence though

 

 

 

Friend:I have 30 defence

 

 

 

Me:But i dropped it

 

 

 

Me:Lmao

 

 

 

Friend:Me?

 

 

 

Me:No i lmao

 

 

 

Friend Oh ok i don't think you a [This has been removes but think of something that rhymes with lomo] though

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^

 

 

 

Aren't you going to comment on my one

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"The walls shook at the noise of the horses, and of the wheels, and of the chariots.

 

What walls? We don't need walls! WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

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That one happened just now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lvl 36(noob) followes me the start trading me..

 

 

 

noob: u noob

 

 

 

noob: u noob

 

 

 

me: y u call me noob? (note: i wasnt accepting the trade offers)

 

 

 

noob: u noob

 

 

 

(accepts trade)

 

 

 

noop(puts up 3245k and rune full helm to show me then declines)

 

 

 

noob: u noob

 

 

 

me: y u show that to me ur the noob (note: i dont have more than 200k lol)

 

 

 

me: who care the amount of money u have

 

 

 

me: neways I dont care

 

 

 

noob logs off...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noobs these days...

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i lmaoed when i saw this. i didnt take this pic tho.

 

 

 

I can't stop laughing. That's got to be one of the best things I've ever seen. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow, that is one of the best. I have to agree with KingWenlok.

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ok so my friend had just gotten a whip :D and we're walkin through fally on a mem's world and this lvl 40 with green d'hide chaps on ask's

 

 

 

him:how u use whip? :wall:

 

 

 

my friend:i weild it...

 

 

 

him:so you have 70 att?

 

 

 

friend:no i have one att :lol:

 

 

 

me:yea he's a str tank

 

 

 

him:str and def lvl?

 

 

 

friend: 98 atr and 98 def(keep in mind he's lvl 68 cb)

 

 

 

me: :XD:

 

 

 

him:ok then

 

 

 

*walks off* :lol:

Dude, you're an idiot #-o
Dude, your feeble attempt at an insult is hilarious.

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do u guys think the noobs on this topic read it? jus a thought lol hope no1 got mad if they did rememberit wasnt me lol jk but still

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was one a few pages back where the noob turned out to be a tip.it member and he saw it. It was funny reading why he said it.

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Top floor of West Varrock Bank. Why not?

 

 

 

Mod: Turns into egg

 

 

 

Noob: WTF hax! mod!

 

 

 

Mod: Yes?

 

 

 

Noob: omg i buy ur easter ring

 

 

 

Everyone else in bank, including me and the mod: Untradable.

 

 

 

Noob: mod drop trade wit me for 3.7mil

 

 

 

Mod: Lol...

 

 

 

Everyone on our floor: reported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, the sweet, sweet feeling of bad scams. And on a mod, no less. :o

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Top floor of West Varrock Bank. Why not?

 

 

 

Mod: Turns into egg

 

 

 

Noob: [what the heck] hax! mod!

 

 

 

Mod: Yes?

 

 

 

Noob: omg i buy ur easter ring

 

 

 

Everyone else in bank, including me and the mod: Untradable.

 

 

 

Noob: mod drop trade wit me for 3.7mil

 

 

 

Mod: Lol...

 

 

 

Everyone on our floor: reported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, the sweet, sweet feeling of bad scams. And on a mod, no less. :o

but if the noob is dropping 3.7m for an easter ring in return doesn't the mod win in that case?
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Top floor of West Varrock Bank. Why not?

 

 

 

Mod: Turns into egg

 

 

 

Noob: [what the heck] hax! mod!

 

 

 

Mod: Yes?

 

 

 

Noob: omg i buy ur easter ring

 

 

 

Everyone else in bank, including me and the mod: Untradable.

 

 

 

Noob: mod drop trade wit me for 3.7mil

 

 

 

Mod: Lol...

 

 

 

Everyone on our floor: reported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, the sweet, sweet feeling of bad scams. And on a mod, no less. :o

but if the noob is dropping 3.7m for an easter ring in return doesn't the mod win in that case?

 

 

 

Because then the mod would be reported for item scamming and it would be very humiliating, being a mod.

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This just in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me= my new guy (No one knows that name mwahahaha :twisted: )

 

 

 

Noob= lv 36

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob- I have 40 att

 

 

 

Noob- I have 14 def

 

 

 

Noob- I'm a pure woodcutter

 

 

 

Noob- I have 99 woodcutting

 

 

 

Me- If your a pure woodcutter then why are you fishing

 

 

 

Noob- I need food der

 

 

 

Me- Then you aren't a pure woodcutter

 

 

 

*Noob Logs*

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This just in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me= my new guy (No one knows that name mwahahaha :twisted: )

 

 

 

Noob= lv 36

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob- I have 40 att

 

 

 

Noob- I have 14 def

 

 

 

Noob- I'm a pure woodcutter

 

 

 

Noob- I have 99 woodcutting

 

 

 

Me- If your a pure woodcutter then why are you fishing

 

 

 

Noob- I need food der

 

 

 

Me- Then you aren't a pure woodcutter

 

 

 

*Noob Logs*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he needs to know that if you have 40 att and 14 def he's no pure...

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This just in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me= my new guy (No one knows that name mwahahaha :twisted: )

 

 

 

Noob= lv 36

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob- I have 40 att

 

 

 

Noob- I have 14 def

 

 

 

Noob- I'm a pure woodcutter

 

 

 

Noob- I have 99 woodcutting

 

 

 

Me- If your a pure woodcutter then why are you fishing

 

 

 

Noob- I need food der

 

 

 

Me- Then you aren't a pure woodcutter

 

 

 

*Noob Logs*

 

 

 

Also, to start, you can tell hes not a pure, lvl 36?, and as the person above stated^^, he needs to know the difference between a pure and a noob.

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