VurtualRuler98

No direct police-me things, though someone did try to steal christmas presents today... They were a neighbor, and they knocked, and my mother was like "hurry! downstairs!" and stuff, so I waited, and eventually they just made sure noone was home, went into a car and tried to take the stuff in it, then my mom yelled out, and eventually got them arrested, regretting it.

Ninja, because I am one. Yeah walking on water, teleporting in a puff of smoke, moving at superhuman speeds, believe in the chuck norris.

Never happened to me, though, it'd be kinda creepy for it to happen.. I don't think I've ever lost consciousness, the closest to anything like this would be forgetting real life exists when playing pokemon: gold. I'd freak out and get a heart attack if my vision turned grayscale and had static dots O_O. Good thing I eat lots of calories and am active, plus I stretch(does twisting my body into strange shapes count as flexing?). So this (hopefully) won't happen to me.

I'll probably just go all night wearing my wooden sword and shield I made, and stuff.

If you were really my friend, you'd spend 5 minutes in a revolving door, going around and around and around....

Nice Mil, you're hawt. so uh, I copy and pasted for you, happy?

VurtualRuler98 I'm a gamer, to the point of missing nights of sleep, a bit gloating name though. It being spelled with a u...I dunno why... And the 98 is a random number i like :P.

neutral-good I aint crazy over laws, but I'm not a dark destructive being either. yet...

30 bronze arrows, less than 100 coal, over 2k feathers, and nothing else that I can remember....

1. If a friend from RL lent you a party hat to wear once and give back, would you take it? Nope. Give back. 2. If an ingame friend gave you his partyhat to wear then give back, would you take it? Still no. Give back. 3. If a rich person you hardly knew lent you his partyhat to wear and give back, would you take it? No. Give back. 4. If you knew someones password, and knew they were rich, would you take their stuff? Never, not ever, EVER. 5. Would you kill a skulled person in the wilderness for a partyhat? probly not. 6. Would you accept a duel with a much lower level that stakes all his money (say 5 mil)? Nah. 7. If someone died, and dropped something valuable, would you give it back. AND how valuable would it have to be for you to keep it? I'd take anything worth less than 100gp probably, any food or potions too. Pretty much anything that can be used up and not worth alot. Return everything else. I'm a nice guy...

At most facing something WAY too strong for me to take, like a demon, or a giant dragon or something. Cause I'll die and not be able to do anything to try and stop it.

I opened a fake bar in mine, where people exchange stories, and stuff. Do I win the prize now?

I've known about this for a while, and it makes me want to try and do it, but I'm not as good as the people in the videos. I've seen CRAZY stuff.

What is the square root of a stick of butter that is on fire during a full moon?

Banks must be magic, cause how else is a one of a kind quest item going to end up at ANY bank in the game at any time you want it? Notes must be stackable versions of the items, turned into notes by magic of course! And since they are still the item, they become the right amount of gold!

Nah, I'd rather make a mountain dew that regenerates itself and never goes bad or gets warm ^_^. If I could I'd take the money, and actually build the bomb so that it only destroys evil, so 1000 people's evil sides are gone :D. I'd also demand a googleplex to the power of a googleplex times that number that number times in money! I'd be rich enough to fund a fine crafted sword and shield with armor, and be crazy rich in the end.

I guess Vurtualruler is original. Don't forget Or I eat joo! walk here or I eat joo follow or I eat joo trade with or I eat joo(not as awesome as the others) _________________ My signature, it's....different!

my rankings: 0.chuck norris 1.Fire 2.earth 3.water 4.air And for rock, paper and scissors: 1.rock 2.scissors 3.paper

I've thought about sometihng like this, actually. Many skills often have a counterpart, we could have combo capes for them: ranged+fletching=make a bow and shoot it? magic+runecrafting=take rune essences and cast a spell or something? mining+smithing=rock appears, mine it, you take the ore, the rock has lava in it which you smelt into a bar, then you use a hard rock to smith it into a sword or something. woodcutting+firemaking=cut down a tree and when it falls and hits the ground, it bursts into flames! attack+strength=you hit a very small target made of runite with a stab and it shatters, or some other thing involving accuracy and strength. agility+theiving=you jump back onto a pole and theive from an elf. fishing+cooking=you catch a fish then throw it into the air and catch it in a frying pan and cook it. defense+hitpoints=you catch two arrows in your hands, one in your teeth, and one goes through you, but you drop the two caught in your hands, spit out the one you caught with your teeth, and pull the other one out of you, whilst surviving. These are all just ideas though.

I've gotten two different peices of half key from crawling hands, some rings and the like, and I spent an hour nonstop killing them and I got the stuffable hand. :D

Yeah, the abyssal whip is its intestine, which apparently is part transparent.

Green chiuauas went....

But to his dismay, he could not mine the rock! So he mined and mined and mined easier rocks until he could.... One ore away from being skilled enough, a rock golem appears! He ran off as fast as he could, being hit by a rock, but to his luck he did not die! Soon as the golem dissapeared, he mined an ore, got an inventory of gold, and began selling it....

banned for being an idiot that does not belong here.

*lazorz mice making them uneat the cheez* *takes cheese* *locks up cheese in a vault that if anyone dares steal it instadies, and if the cheese is taken(or the vault is moved) somehow, it returns the the indestructible vault* TRY AND TAKE THAT!