detr_ak47 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 lol i used to get to lvl 4 or 5 and then die, and since I didnt know how to get all the stuff from tutorial island back, I would always make new account whenever i died, just to get my stuff back lol. I have like 3 accounts where i made em, died, gave up on em. I logged in to 1 of em the other day it said : you last logged in: 701 days ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Veltia Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I don't really remember if I posted in this, as it's been a while since I used these boards.. but basically just look at my sig. Bears y0. RIFK! What level to mine bears? :lol: *boy noob trades with girl noob. seconds later girl noob is wearing a tiara.* girl noob: how do i look? boy noob: you look beautiful as always. i love you rida girl noob: :) girl noob: im seriously crying right now. you're the best, snake. One of the best ones! =D> A typical picture of people who have no life but to play RuneScape In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDC Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 i founfd this quight funny noob: how much is full shrimp worth? me:no such thing noob:ok how much is full trout worth he went through all the types of fish after that i put chat to private Glacors Drops - 33 shards. Armadyl Drops - 1 Chestplate. 1 Hilt. 2 gloves . 2 Skirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 LOL heres one I was talkin to a noob, I had added him, he said friends so i said sure and we were just talkin n everythin, and i mention my old main, which is now banned, so... HIM: I used to have a main account Me: cool, wat lvl was it? HIM: It was level 147 and I had over 350bill. Me: OHH, cool, wats name? (he tells me name which isnt in high scores at all) Me: OK first of all, lvl 126 is the highest combat lvl u can go on runescape HIM: oh srry i meant to type 126. Me: and the most amount of money u can have is 999m (not sure if it really is, i just said it to make him admit lol) Me: and also, ur name isnt even in high scores HIM: that's becuz its banned and when u get banned, they delete ur high scores. Me: no they dont, my main is banned and his hi scores still there HIM: yeh but if its been banned for over a year, they delete the account Me: no they dont, my main has been banned for over a year HIM: then its deleted Me: no its not HIM: how u know? Me: becuz i just logged on to it earlier today to send a message to Jagex lol he just logged out then, or turned off his private chat (this was all in private chat) Actually the maximum is 2 147 483 647 gp (2.14 Bill). Which is 2^31 - 1 [Old-timer wise words]Before someone ever reached that money cap, if you added more money to the stash it would fall in the negatives, but now its fixed, you just cant add more.[/Old-timer wise words] Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fekambard Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 i founfd this quight funny noob: how much is full shrimp worth? me:no such thing noob:ok how much is full trout worth he went through all the types of fish after that i put chat to private ROFL Full Shrimp & Trout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 noob: can i get 1k? me: ok gave him 1k because i was in a good mood noob: were are you going? me: im going 2 kill some lessers noob: appearantly he knew what lessers are i come with u me: a lvl 5 cant kill any lessers noob: killed a monkey, went up one lvl im lvl 6! me: lvl 6's can't kill them either... noob its my b-day, can u give me some money? me: ok, but you need to kill a lesser after i give it 2 u noob: oktrades, recieves 10k, follows me 2 lessers me: here they are, now try 2 kill one noob: (...), i thougt that they were chickens what the heck is going on in his head??? noob dies, i pick up my 11k and some of his stuff (he dropped 26 raw chickens and 120 or so cooked chickens (noted)) and started 2 kill lessers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximu160490 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 noob: can i get 1k? me: ok gave him 1k because i was in a good mood noob: were are you going? me: im going 2 kill some lessers noob: appearantly he knew what lessers are i come with u me: a lvl 5 cant kill any lessers noob: killed a monkey, went up one lvl im lvl 6! me: lvl 6's can't kill them either... noob its my b-day, can u give me some money? me: ok, but you need to kill a lesser after i give it 2 u noob: oktrades, recieves 10k, follows me 2 lessers me: here they are, now try 2 kill one noob: (...), i thougt that they were chickens what the heck is going on in his head??? noob dies, i pick up my 11k and some of his stuff (he dropped 26 raw chickens and 120 or so cooked chickens (noted)) and started 2 kill lessers That's sort of harsh. but funny O:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mememe513 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 noob: can i get 1k? me: ok gave him 1k because i was in a good mood noob: were are you going? me: im going 2 kill some lessers noob: appearantly he knew what lessers are i come with u me: a lvl 5 cant kill any lessers noob: killed a monkey, went up one lvl im lvl 6! me: lvl 6's can't kill them either... noob its my b-day, can u give me some money? me: ok, but you need to kill a lesser after i give it 2 u noob: oktrades, recieves 10k, follows me 2 lessers me: here they are, now try 2 kill one noob: (...), i thougt that they were chickens what the heck is going on in his head??? noob dies, i pick up my 11k and some of his stuff (he dropped 26 raw chickens and 120 or so cooked chickens (noted)) and started 2 kill lessers Rofl, almost like the time I met a lvl35 or so at dark wizards... He dropped 40 noted COOKED lobs and an anti-drag shield. He only wanted his shield back the noob... I kept the lobs! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry_Potter Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Once, I was walking through Fally when I saw this guy (lvl 30), henceforth known as "Scammer1"., following me. Me: Hello? Scammer1: Would you like to become a mem, get 100k, and an abbysal whip all for free? Me: Yes. Who wouldn't? Scammer1: Okay. Just add my older brother. He'll do it all for you. Scammer1: His name is [scammer2] Scammer1: Add him. Me: Ok. Please remove Scammer2 from your ignore list first. :shock: This was back when I only had scammers on my list. I removed him from my ignore, added him to friends. Scammer1: Ok. He's getting on now. Scammer1 logs out Scammer2 logs in Me: Hello. Scammer2: Who is this? Me: Your brother said you would give me free stuff. Scammer2: Ah, yes. Just give him your pass and pin. Thank you, your abuse report has been recieved. Scammer2 logs out Scammer1 logs in Scammer1: Well? What did he say? Me: He said you'd give me the free stuff. Scammer1: Ok just give me your pass and I'll do it. Thank you, your abuse report has been recieved. Scammer1: Well? I was wondering what to do next. Then I remembered this post from this forum (page 12): lol... I got a great one. My dad got this idea to pick up a random book/mag/anything with words on it, put my finger down somewhere and type that random sentence to noobs that were bugging me. Well, this guy started asking me to be his gf (I'm a guy with a girl character), so i figured this would be a great time to try out my dad's idea. Here are the results: There was more, but while I was taking pics he started spamming me and I lost the last part. Bingo! Just what I wanted. Aha! A history of Rome, a Latin textbook, and Shakespeare's Henry V were at hand. Me: The Roman general, Quintus Fabius, sent four thousand of his troops to take Me: Possession of this pass, and he posted the rest of his army on the hills close by. Scammer1:What? Me: Magnam partem illarum urbium post multos annos vi et consilio capiebat. Scammer1: Are you going to give me your pass? Me: Ante Ceasaris ipsus oculos trans viam cucurrimus et [bleep] amicis fugimus. Scammer1: What does that mean? Me: Pars civium divitias cepit et per urbem ad mare cucurrit. Scammer1: Please stop. Me: What's he that wishes so? My cousin, Westmorland? Me: No my fair coz, if we are marked to die we are enough to do our country loss. Me: And If to live, the fewer men the greater share of honor. Scammer1: What are you doing??????? Me: Teaching you culture. :lol: Scammer1 has logged out. That made my day. \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirage Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I was fishing at the pichatoris (sp?) fishing colony, minding my own business when this lvl 99 says "theres a noob in my fishing spot" refering to me. Who do you think was being the noob then? Current goal: Getting enough prayer pots to finish my last four quests. Come to the dark side. We have cookies and flashlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer_Magic Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I was fishing at the pichatoris (sp?) fishing colony, minding my own business when this lvl 99 says "theres a noob in my fishing spot" refering to me. Who do you think was being the noob then? Heres something i've heard before (well close to it): How to Define a Noob: A level of maturity, Not a level of a character Joined Runescape: 23/01/02 |||. Retired from Runescape: 07/07/2007[hide=Quotes]Elfs creating a crystal Axe would be like GreenPeace creating a Nuclear Powered Harpoon for killing seals..."Level 1 sailing: ability to build a failboat.'[/hide]Drops: Ahrims Hood, Guthans set FULL (minus legs), dragon half shield, dragon legs/skirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thestonedowl Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Here is another story of mine, im outside of the mage arena talking to my friend (He is a RL friend and i was about to show him my new flames of zammy spell) So we where chatting and this noob came along: me: *casts flames friend and hits 20 on friend* friend: Cool, nice hit! Me: Thanks man. Noob (level 30): I can hit better than that! Your a noob! Me: Sorry? did oyu say something? Noob: Yeah i could own you! Friend: Well, we are in the wildy why not back up your statements? noob: Fine! *uses wind bolt on me and it splashes* Me: *casts flames of zammy and hits 18* Noob: Haxor! *runs* Me: *casts snare* noob: Noob haxer! Reported! Me: *slaughters with another flames of zammy spell* Friend: Nice! I only got 10 chaos, and air staff and preist robes but it was funny all the same ^_^ Obby drops: Cape (2) sword (1) maul (1)Dragon drops: Med helm (1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buber167 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 This guy in al kharid bank was about to leave, and he says to everyone Guy:Bye guy: say good bye Then he keeps telling us to say goodbye and doesnt leave until someone actually says it, quite funny and sad. yep happended ere as well in cw this noob was sayin it 4 20mins after all of us sed just bloody leave! so he did =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycosis5 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 i was wcing in draynor when these 2 level 3 skillers were talking and this level 90 noob made fun of them its funny to me sk1:so what stuff you got sk2:d long sk1:cool sk2:im gona merchant it noob:haha level 3 skiller FR000BS sk1:dude im no noob my main is level 100 dude noob: lol i heard that before noobs sk1: *sigh* logs out sk2: *sigh* logs out these 2 level 100+ people apear they aproach the noob lvl 100 1:what was that you were saying noob: erm your hawt please dont pwn me lvl 100 2:were not in the wilderness noob sk1 and 2 log in sk1: hi guys were back not saying they were noobs but that must be the fist tiem a lv3 has gone to get their main account that wasnt there acounts it was someone else completely but the guy was making a mess on the floor lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman45 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 :lol: rofl! :mrgreen: Im the sox guy btw... Retired as of August 23rd with 91 Firemaking and 6m xp in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kloffy Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 (This was before I became a member) I was going to mine in Rimmington when a lvl 3 came along and said: Noob: Want to know how to become member for free? Me: How? Noob: Tell me your password, log out log back in and wahey you're a member Me: Get lost scammer! (I reported, he then followed me into Lumby and shouted "Kloffy is a scammer, he tried to steal my account") Pitiful :boohoo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 (This was before I became a member) I was going to mine in Rimmington when a lvl 3 came along and said: Scammer*: Want to know how to become member for free? Me: How? Scammer*: Tell me your password, log out log back in and wahey you're a member Me: Get lost scammer! (I reported, he then followed me into Lumby and shouted "Kloffy is a scammer, he tried to steal my account") Pitiful :boohoo: * change his name into noob/scammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBig Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Just got a funny one: "Pcking lvl?" Spelling is how he did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Bingo! Just what I wanted. Aha! A history of Rome, a Latin textbook, and Shakespeare's Henry V were at hand. Me: The Roman general, Quintus Fabius, sent four thousand of his troops to take Me: Possession of this pass, and he posted the rest of his army on the hills close by. Scammer1:What? Me: Magnam partem illarum urbium post multos annos vi et consilio capiebat. Scammer1: Are you going to give me your pass? Me: Ante Ceasaris ipsus oculos trans viam cucurrimus et [bleep] amicis fugimus. Scammer1: What does that mean? Me: Pars civium divitias cepit et per urbem ad mare cucurrit. Scammer1: Please stop. Me: What's he that wishes so? My cousin, Westmorland? Me: No my fair coz, if we are marked to die we are enough to do our country loss. Me: And If to live, the fewer men the greater share of honor. Scammer1: What are you doing??????? Me: Teaching you culture. :lol: Scammer1 has logged out. That made my day. \ ROFL!!! :XD: :lol: There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldphishies Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Noob: I'll buy ur ivisble robes. Me: They are ghostly robes...and not tradeable. Noob: I'll give u 1k nd full lethr for them. Me: Not tradeable.... Noob: R u sure? Me: Yeah...... Noob: Well I'm not.... At this point I teleported away, the guy was just starting to bug me... :roll: [>>Thanks to Yaff2 for Reaper,Trooper,and DOOM sigs, Navyplaya for nature sigs, Hardwick246 for gold sig, ThruItAll for Darkwatch and guitar sigs, and Aijiru for avvy!<<][>>Refresh for new Siggie!<<] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 As simple as that..,. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirage Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 As simple as that..,. how is that any way noobish??? Current goal: Getting enough prayer pots to finish my last four quests. Come to the dark side. We have cookies and flashlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzeben23 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 he probably meant as in how much for a raw rune scimmy :XD: or maybe a rune swordfish :XD: Account created on Weds, December 21st, 200599 cooking on December 12th, 2010. 99 Agility on September 30th, 2011. 99 Fletching on August 17th, 2012. 99 Prayer on March 22nd, 2016. 99 Farming on April 4th, 2016. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoyfuly Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 he probably meant as in how much for a raw rune scimmy :XD: or maybe a rune swordfish :XD: some how i dout it if we had more of th context then i might agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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