sycosis5 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Someone: Selling noobs that was one opf the funiest if not THE funniest ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inspike13 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 happened to my friend, who was a girl: noob: hey, want to be my bf? she: i'm a girl noob: ok then, want to be my gf? she: omg are you boy or girl? noob: i dont know wonder if he was a boy or a girl :lol:Laughing my [wagon] off at this one well then, I guess you neve4r saw someone with no life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 happened to my friend, who was a girl: noob: hey, want to be my bf? she: i'm a girl noob: ok then, want to be my gf? she: omg are you boy or girl? noob: i dont know wonder if he was a boy or a girl :lol: I should try that one once :XD: I've got a good idea for a series of movies to be posted on Youtube :thumbsup: In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody_scife Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 This one is my very favorite. Happened a few days ago. Noob:Can I try on your armour? I will give it back. I swear. (Odd that he uses proper English at first..) Me:Umm..no... Noob: Holy cow ur mom is a fat chubby fr0ubletcake. (FROUBLETCAKE?!) Me:Mmkay. Noob:Ruhph0tehd 4 beiin unkewel. (Blah blah blah, some censored swearing and such. By now I have decided to have a little fun with him.) Me:You're my best friend. Noob:Huhwutz? A min ago u hated mii gutz!11!! Me:Nah, you're my best mate, why would I hate you? Noob:o.......k........best mate! The next day, the noob PM's me. Noob:Hey can u get me a mapl shorty plzx? Me:Sure best mate, i'll make you one. Noob:pmg, tyvvsvsvsvvvssssmmmmm! Me:Anytime. I give him the maple shortbow, freshly fletched and strung. Me:There you go, AJ. (His name was AJ and some numbers after it that I don't remember) Noob:ong, is this clinton playin a mean trik on me>>?!!!?!11? i new it man Noob:Clinton ur da meanest guy i ever meet. Lol. I have no idea what he's talking about. I know it seems made up. I had screenshots but my sister deleted them :evil: . 7,436th to 99 fishing on July 13, 2008 [hide=Quotes that I lol'd at]the day the fantastic four come into runescape, i will eat my socks. what kind of topic is this. ihaven't read it yetbut i now it must be stupid.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyroman26 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 i was just waling by these two people and overheard their conversation boy noob:hey will you be my gf girl noob:ok! boy noob:hey how old are you? girl noob:7 boy noob:awesome i'm 8! girl noob:cool you're like 1 year older than me by then i just started walking away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmz91 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 someone just asked me my combat level :wall: #-o 1600+ Total 96 Combat 1656th to 99 Firemaking. Completed on March 24 '07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whizkid338 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 e13"] happened to my friend, who was a girl: noob: hey, want to be my bf? she: i'm a girl noob: ok then, want to be my gf? she: omg are you boy or girl? noob: i dont know wonder if he was a boy or a girl :lol:Laughing my [wagon] off at this one That's got to be one of the best. "I don't know"...that would get some wierd responses if you went on a new character and did that, taht would make an excelent movie. R.I.P The Old Nite. Heroes get remembered. But Legends never die. You were truly a Runescape Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Well, maybe it is not that funny, but I'll type it. These guys are definitely mod wannabes... I wrote it with normal spelling as I can't be bothered to reproduce the spelling they wrote. *Me cutting willows, others try to use bronze and iron axes to do the same but sorta fail* Noob1: Hey, this guy is taking all the logs (aka me)! He must be an autoer. Noob2: Ya, let's report him! Noob1: Reported Noob2: I report him too. Noob2: Rofl! Noob1: Lol, this autoer's gonna get his *** banned. Noob2: Yea, lol. Me: Hi guys! Wc levels? Noob1: O **** *Noob1 logs out.* *Noob2 logs out.* :XD: You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Well, maybe it is not that funny, but I'll type it. These guys are definitely mod wannabes... I wrote it with normal spelling as I can't be bothered to reproduce the spelling they wrote. *Me cutting willows, others try to use bronze and iron axes to do the same but sorta fail* Noob1: Hey, this guy is taking all the logs (aka me)! He must be an autoer. Noob2: Ya, let's report him! Noob1: Reported Noob2: I report him too. Noob2: Rofl! Noob1: Lol, this autoer's gonna get his *** banned. Noob2: Yea, lol. Me: Hi guys! Wc levels? Noob1: O **** *Noob1 logs out.* *Noob2 logs out.* :XD: Past-present: PWN3D!!! :XD: In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fronzz Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Well, maybe it is not that funny, but I'll type it. These guys are definitely mod wannabes... I wrote it with normal spelling as I can't be bothered to reproduce the spelling they wrote. *Me cutting willows, others try to use bronze and iron axes to do the same but sorta fail* Noob1: Hey, this guy is taking all the logs (aka me)! He must be an autoer. Noob2: Ya, let's report him! Noob1: Reported Noob2: I report him too. Noob2: Rofl! Noob1: Lol, this autoer's gonna get his *** banned. Noob2: Yea, lol. Me: Hi guys! Wc levels? Noob1: O **** *Noob1 logs out.* *Noob2 logs out.* :XD: OMG! I just lol'ed.. when you have steel barsTHE GREAT RACE TO 99 FM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlameGuardi Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Noob:selling account lvl 70 100k Me: Everybody that guys scammer reporrt!*reporting him* Noob: Its not against the rules!!! Me: Yeah it is! Noob: Reported for bug use!!! Me:... I put him on my friend list for a random reason...He has never logged in ever since :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hcriorix Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 :shock: The kids on Rs are really wierd.. Lvl 3: Hi Me: Yo Lvl 3: How old are you? Me: 15...You? Lvl 3: 9 years old Me: Cool Lvl 3: Do you want to be Lesby with me? Me: Ok \/\/tf leave me alone plz? And I ran away... jeeze lol sure it was a kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 :shock: The kids on Rs are really wierd.. Lvl 3: Hi Me: Yo Lvl 3: How old are you? Me: 15...You? Lvl 3: 9 years old Me: Cool Lvl 3: Do you want to be Lesby with me? Me: Ok \/\/tf leave me alone plz? And I ran away... jeeze lol sure it was a kid? Ya. Darn internet pedophiles. ( I hope I spelt that right) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdalek001 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 there was a guy i met in lumby swamps who forced me to be his friend, so i did. I had only seen him log on then , until now... noob:can u giv me mith pants? me:no. after hours of begging... me:Oh ok! meet draynor. noob:wheres that? me:alright then lumby!? noob:wheres that? I deleted him and put him on ignore. They don't have to be ingame or reportable. For all you know there could be invisible monkeys running around Varrock making faces at people. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximu160490 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 me:alright then lumby!? noob:wheres that? I deleted him and put him on ignore. thats good. Where is lumby btw :-k jokin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimnirwher9 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 What about this conversation between me and a noob who was trying to scam my full rune: Noob: U want ur armor trimmed for free? me: u can't trim armor noob: i can noob: im a member me: even members cant me: ur a scammer noob: no noob: i can i have special abilities [/i]what the bleep? No one has! me: no one has noob: yes i have i can trim ur rune me: ok, get some rune armour then, trim it, and trade it with me for my full rune. noob: i cant trim armor noob: i scam people 3rd player: lol me: it doesn't work with me noob: no 3rd player: hahaha me: that's rather silly, not? noob: yes noob: i'm sorry 3rd player: lol haha that's how it went, more or less... Excentric staff member of the Voices clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimnirwher9 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Or this one: noob: hey you know how to put gold stripes on black armor? me: u mean black (g)? noob: no black with gold sripes me: people use to call that black (g) noob: oh me: and you cannot make it, you have to buy it like that noob: oh noob: in what shop? me: you can only buy it from other players noob: oh noob: how much does it cost? me: i gues it's about 350k noob: ok noob: if i get the money, will u buy it for me? me: ok noob: ok ty A few days later: noob: hi me: hi noob: i got the money me: 350k? noob: yes noob: where are u, ill giv u me: k i'm in falador east noob: where is that? me: in the eastern part of falador noob k ty ... noob: dont see u me: i'm still in falador east noob: oh srry thought u ment falador west me: if i say east, i usually mean east, not west noob: srry noob i'm coming ... noob trades with me and offers 350gp me: good job! noob: ty me: now the other 349650gp noob: wut me: you need 350k, not 350gp noob: what is k? me 1k = 1000gp me: so you need 350000gp, not 350gp noob: oh noob: didnt know... Hw silly can someone be??? Excentric staff member of the Voices clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimnirwher9 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Noobs are not only silly, they're also predictable. Check this one, just happened, in the mining guild, world 20: private message from a friend: bwa ja da ga e me gij? (Duch dialect for not too bad, and you?) Note thet the "ga e" turned into ** * I try to say ga e, and it is also turned into ** * noob in front of me: **** you guess it was the f-word me: this is silly me: you cannot even say me: g me: a noob: ga me: (space) me: e noob: y me: i gues it looks too much like *** me: g me: a me: y noob: your noob: mother me: Yes? What about her? me: let me guess: she's fat? You ****** her lat night? that was the past simple of the f-word. I've seen more noobs saying these things before. noob: yes me: lol the noob shuts up. Excentric staff member of the Voices clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimnirwher9 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 lol this conversation was pretty funny.. for me : n00b: *starts following me * wow, how much was that full german ? me: it's called leaderhosins, and i think it's dutch -.- n00b: can i buy it off you *starts trading* me: its un-tradeable n00b: 1k ? me: untradeable n00b: 5k ? me: its untradeable !! n00b: *starts trading like crazy * plz me: its me: un me: trade me:able !!!! n00b: fine noob i was gunna offer 1000mill for it hehehe that made me laugh after Lederhosen is actually German, no Dutch. The other one might be a noob, but he knows more about lederhosen then you! (no offence) Excentric staff member of the Voices clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimnirwher9 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 What are all the players thingking that recognize themselves as the "noob" in all of these conversations?... :?: Excentric staff member of the Voices clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master10060 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 i was selling around 80 swordfish and this noob comes along(cant remeber level but was in the 80's) and trades with me, i show my swordies and he offers me 2 pieces of charcoal in ftp (im not a member). I said no and in 5 minutes he traided with me and said that they're worth 50k each. i reported him and he started spazzing out at me calling me a noob, swering and sayying that everyone says they're 50k. it ended with a"if your inocent then why are you making such a big deal" then i teleported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 i was selling around 80 swordfish and this noob comes along(cant remeber level but was in the 80's) and trades with me, i show my swordies and he offers me 2 pieces of charcoal. I said no and in 5 minutes he traided with me and said that they're worth 50k each. i reported him and he started spazzing out at me calling me a noob, swering and sayying that everyone says they're 50k. it ended with a"if your inocent then why are you making such a big deal" then i teleported. Good reply! :thumbsup: Besides you can get them for free at the Digsite! Btw: I think I've been the n00b in a few of the conversations on the thread. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master10060 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 lol thanks :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curly55555 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 a good one i had like a day ago NOOB:hi ME:hi Noob:what are you suppose to be Me:a mage noob:whats a mage? Me:omg u did not just say that Noob:You look like a wizard Me:OMG LOL Well, a mage is a wizard, so that just makes you look stupid IMO http://custom.leetscape.com/sig/63/70/combat.png[/img]You just won the award for "The Most niave person on the Tip.it Boards!"]*Points towards the monkey sitting on the button and declining every query*Help me No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eboy06 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 yeah its funny when they call u a newb and saw they have a main that can own u. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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