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happened to my friend, who was a girl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: hey, want to be my bf?

 

 

 

she: i'm a girl

 

 

 

noob: ok then, want to be my gf?

 

 

 

she: omg are you boy or girl?

 

 

 

noob: i dont know

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wonder if he was a boy or a girl :lol:

Laughing my [wagon] off at this one
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happened to my friend, who was a girl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: hey, want to be my bf?

 

 

 

she: i'm a girl

 

 

 

noob: ok then, want to be my gf?

 

 

 

she: omg are you boy or girl?

 

 

 

noob: i dont know

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wonder if he was a boy or a girl :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I should try that one once :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've got a good idea for a series of movies to be posted on Youtube :thumbsup:

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This one is my very favorite. Happened a few days ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Can I try on your armour? I will give it back. I swear.

 

 

 

(Odd that he uses proper English at first..)

 

 

 

Me:Umm..no...

 

 

 

Noob: Holy cow ur mom is a fat chubby fr0ubletcake.

 

 

 

(FROUBLETCAKE?!)

 

 

 

Me:Mmkay.

 

 

 

Noob:Ruhph0tehd 4 beiin unkewel.

 

 

 

(Blah blah blah, some censored swearing and such. By now I have decided to have a little fun with him.)

 

 

 

Me:You're my best friend.

 

 

 

Noob:Huhwutz? A min ago u hated mii gutz!11!!

 

 

 

Me:Nah, you're my best mate, why would I hate you?

 

 

 

Noob:o.......k........best mate!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The next day, the noob PM's me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob:Hey can u get me a mapl shorty plzx?

 

 

 

Me:Sure best mate, i'll make you one.

 

 

 

Noob:pmg, tyvvsvsvsvvvssssmmmmm!

 

 

 

Me:Anytime.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I give him the maple shortbow, freshly fletched and strung.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me:There you go, AJ.

 

 

 

(His name was AJ and some numbers after it that I don't remember)

 

 

 

Noob:ong, is this clinton playin a mean trik on me>>?!!!?!11? i new it man

 

 

 

Noob:Clinton ur da meanest guy i ever meet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol. I have no idea what he's talking about.

 

 

 

I know it seems made up. I had screenshots but my sister deleted them :evil: .

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i was just waling by these two people and overheard their conversation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

boy noob:hey will you be my gf

 

 

 

girl noob:ok!

 

 

 

boy noob:hey how old are you?

 

 

 

girl noob:7

 

 

 

boy noob:awesome i'm 8!

 

 

 

girl noob:cool you're like 1 year older than me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

by then i just started walking away

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happened to my friend, who was a girl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: hey, want to be my bf?

 

 

 

she: i'm a girl

 

 

 

noob: ok then, want to be my gf?

 

 

 

she: omg are you boy or girl?

 

 

 

noob: i dont know

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wonder if he was a boy or a girl :lol:

Laughing my [wagon] off at this one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's got to be one of the best. "I don't know"...that would get some wierd responses if you went on a new character and did that, taht would make an excelent movie.

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Well, maybe it is not that funny, but I'll type it. These guys are definitely mod wannabes... I wrote it with normal spelling as I can't be bothered to reproduce the spelling they wrote.

 

 

 

*Me cutting willows, others try to use bronze and iron axes to do the same but sorta fail*

 

 

 

Noob1: Hey, this guy is taking all the logs (aka me)! He must be an autoer.

 

 

 

Noob2: Ya, let's report him!

 

 

 

Noob1: Reported

 

 

 

Noob2: I report him too.

 

 

 

Noob2: Rofl!

 

 

 

Noob1: Lol, this autoer's gonna get his *** banned.

 

 

 

Noob2: Yea, lol.

 

 

 

Me: Hi guys! Wc levels?

 

 

 

Noob1: O ****

 

 

 

*Noob1 logs out.*

 

 

 

*Noob2 logs out.*

 

 

 

:XD:

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Well, maybe it is not that funny, but I'll type it. These guys are definitely mod wannabes... I wrote it with normal spelling as I can't be bothered to reproduce the spelling they wrote.

 

 

 

*Me cutting willows, others try to use bronze and iron axes to do the same but sorta fail*

 

 

 

Noob1: Hey, this guy is taking all the logs (aka me)! He must be an autoer.

 

 

 

Noob2: Ya, let's report him!

 

 

 

Noob1: Reported

 

 

 

Noob2: I report him too.

 

 

 

Noob2: Rofl!

 

 

 

Noob1: Lol, this autoer's gonna get his *** banned.

 

 

 

Noob2: Yea, lol.

 

 

 

Me: Hi guys! Wc levels?

 

 

 

Noob1: O ****

 

 

 

*Noob1 logs out.*

 

 

 

*Noob2 logs out.*

 

 

 

:XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Well, maybe it is not that funny, but I'll type it. These guys are definitely mod wannabes... I wrote it with normal spelling as I can't be bothered to reproduce the spelling they wrote.

 

 

 

*Me cutting willows, others try to use bronze and iron axes to do the same but sorta fail*

 

 

 

Noob1: Hey, this guy is taking all the logs (aka me)! He must be an autoer.

 

 

 

Noob2: Ya, let's report him!

 

 

 

Noob1: Reported

 

 

 

Noob2: I report him too.

 

 

 

Noob2: Rofl!

 

 

 

Noob1: Lol, this autoer's gonna get his *** banned.

 

 

 

Noob2: Yea, lol.

 

 

 

Me: Hi guys! Wc levels?

 

 

 

Noob1: O ****

 

 

 

*Noob1 logs out.*

 

 

 

*Noob2 logs out.*

 

 

 

:XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG! I just lol'ed..

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Noob:selling account lvl 70 100k

 

 

 

Me: Everybody that guys scammer reporrt!*reporting him*

 

 

 

Noob: Its not against the rules!!!

 

 

 

Me: Yeah it is!

 

 

 

Noob: Reported for bug use!!!

 

 

 

Me:...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I put him on my friend list for a random reason...He has never logged in ever since :-k

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:shock: The kids on Rs are really wierd..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lvl 3: Hi

 

 

 

Me: Yo

 

 

 

Lvl 3: How old are you?

 

 

 

Me: 15...You?

 

 

 

Lvl 3: 9 years old

 

 

 

Me: Cool

 

 

 

Lvl 3: Do you want to be Lesby with me?

 

 

 

Me: Ok \/\/tf leave me alone plz?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I ran away... jeeze

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol sure it was a kid?

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:shock: The kids on Rs are really wierd..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lvl 3: Hi

 

 

 

Me: Yo

 

 

 

Lvl 3: How old are you?

 

 

 

Me: 15...You?

 

 

 

Lvl 3: 9 years old

 

 

 

Me: Cool

 

 

 

Lvl 3: Do you want to be Lesby with me?

 

 

 

Me: Ok \/\/tf leave me alone plz?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I ran away... jeeze

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol sure it was a kid?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ya. Darn internet pedophiles. ( I hope I spelt that right)

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there was a guy i met in lumby swamps who forced me to be his friend, so i did. I had only seen him log on then , until now...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob:can u giv me mith pants?

 

 

 

me:no.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

after hours of begging...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me:Oh ok! meet draynor.

 

 

 

noob:wheres that?

 

 

 

me:alright then lumby!?

 

 

 

noob:wheres that?

 

 

 

I deleted him and put him on ignore.

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What about this conversation between me and a noob who was trying to scam my full rune:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob: U want ur armor trimmed for free?

 

 

 

me: u can't trim armor

 

 

 

noob: i can

 

 

 

noob: im a member

 

 

 

me: even members cant

 

 

 

me: ur a scammer

 

 

 

noob: no

 

 

 

noob: i can i have special abilities

 

 

 

[/i]what the bleep? No one has!

 

 

 

me: no one has

 

 

 

noob: yes i have i can trim ur rune

 

 

 

me: ok, get some rune armour then, trim it, and trade it with me for my full rune.

 

 

 

noob: i cant trim armor

 

 

 

noob: i scam people

 

 

 

3rd player: lol

 

 

 

me: it doesn't work with me

 

 

 

noob: no

 

 

 

3rd player: hahaha

 

 

 

me: that's rather silly, not?

 

 

 

noob: yes

 

 

 

noob: i'm sorry

 

 

 

3rd player: lol haha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that's how it went, more or less...

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Or this one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: hey you know how to put gold stripes on black armor?

 

 

 

me: u mean black (g)?

 

 

 

noob: no black with gold sripes

 

 

 

me: people use to call that black (g)

 

 

 

noob: oh

 

 

 

me: and you cannot make it, you have to buy it like that

 

 

 

noob: oh

 

 

 

noob: in what shop?

 

 

 

me: you can only buy it from other players

 

 

 

noob: oh

 

 

 

noob: how much does it cost?

 

 

 

me: i gues it's about 350k

 

 

 

noob: ok

 

 

 

noob: if i get the money, will u buy it for me?

 

 

 

me: ok

 

 

 

noob: ok ty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few days later:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

noob: hi

 

 

 

me: hi

 

 

 

noob: i got the money

 

 

 

me: 350k?

 

 

 

noob: yes

 

 

 

noob: where are u, ill giv u

 

 

 

me: k i'm in falador east

 

 

 

noob: where is that?

 

 

 

me: in the eastern part of falador

 

 

 

noob k ty

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

noob: dont see u

 

 

 

me: i'm still in falador east

 

 

 

noob: oh srry thought u ment falador west

 

 

 

me: if i say east, i usually mean east, not west

 

 

 

noob: srry

 

 

 

noob i'm coming

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

noob trades with me and offers 350gp

 

 

 

me: good job!

 

 

 

noob: ty

 

 

 

me: now the other 349650gp

 

 

 

noob: wut

 

 

 

me: you need 350k, not 350gp

 

 

 

noob: what is k?

 

 

 

me 1k = 1000gp

 

 

 

me: so you need 350000gp, not 350gp

 

 

 

noob: oh

 

 

 

noob: didnt know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hw silly can someone be???

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Noobs are not only silly, they're also predictable. Check this one, just happened, in the mining guild, world 20:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

private message from a friend: bwa ja da ga e me gij? (Duch dialect for not too bad, and you?) Note thet the "ga e" turned into ** *

 

 

 

I try to say ga e, and it is also turned into ** *

 

 

 

noob in front of me: **** you guess it was the f-word

 

 

 

me: this is silly

 

 

 

me: you cannot even say

 

 

 

me: g

 

 

 

me: a

 

 

 

noob: ga

 

 

 

me: (space)

 

 

 

me: e

 

 

 

noob: y

 

 

 

me: i gues it looks too much like ***

 

 

 

me: g

 

 

 

me: a

 

 

 

me: y

 

 

 

noob: your

 

 

 

noob: mother

 

 

 

me: Yes? What about her?

 

 

 

me: let me guess: she's fat? You ****** her lat night? that was the past simple of the f-word. I've seen more noobs saying these things before.

 

 

 

noob: yes

 

 

 

me: lol

 

 

 

the noob shuts up.

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lol this conversation was pretty funny.. for me :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

n00b: *starts following me * wow, how much was that full german ?

 

 

 

me: it's called leaderhosins, and i think it's dutch -.-

 

 

 

n00b: can i buy it off you *starts trading*

 

 

 

me: its un-tradeable

 

 

 

n00b: 1k ?

 

 

 

me: untradeable

 

 

 

n00b: 5k ?

 

 

 

me: its untradeable !!

 

 

 

n00b: *starts trading like crazy * plz

 

 

 

me: its

 

 

 

me: un

 

 

 

me: trade

 

 

 

me:able !!!!

 

 

 

n00b: fine noob i was gunna offer 1000mill for it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hehehe that made me laugh after

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lederhosen is actually German, no Dutch. The other one might be a noob, but he knows more about lederhosen then you! (no offence)

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i was selling around 80 swordfish and this noob comes along(cant remeber level but was in the 80's) and trades with me, i show my swordies and he offers me 2 pieces of charcoal in ftp (im not a member). I said no and in 5 minutes he traided with me and said that they're worth 50k each. i reported him and he started spazzing out at me calling me a noob, swering and sayying that everyone says they're 50k. it ended with a"if your inocent then why are you making such a big deal" then i teleported.

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i was selling around 80 swordfish and this noob comes along(cant remeber level but was in the 80's) and trades with me, i show my swordies and he offers me 2 pieces of charcoal. I said no and in 5 minutes he traided with me and said that they're worth 50k each. i reported him and he started spazzing out at me calling me a noob, swering and sayying that everyone says they're 50k. it ended with a"if your inocent then why are you making such a big deal" then i teleported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good reply! :thumbsup: Besides you can get them for free at the Digsite!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Btw: I think I've been the n00b in a few of the conversations on the thread.

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a good one i had like a day ago

 

 

 

NOOB:hi

 

 

 

ME:hi

 

 

 

Noob:what are you suppose to be

 

 

 

Me:a mage

 

 

 

noob:whats a mage?

 

 

 

Me:omg u did not just say that

 

 

 

Noob:You look like a wizard

 

 

 

Me:OMG LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, a mage is a wizard, so that just makes you look stupid IMO

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