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In the Recruitment Drive quest, when you examine the Vial of Liquid it says "The label says 'Dihydrogen Monoxide.'" (For those who don't know, Dihydrogen Monoxide is the scientific name for water.)

I have about 500 empty beer glasses...

I love Beowulf :D . But isn't the Epic of Gilgamesh the oldest Epic Poem? Beowulf is the oldest ENGLISH work of literature, and possibly European Epic, not sure on the last one. Yeah, Gilgamesh is the oldest epic. Beowulf is the oldest epic in English. (Not in English you can understand, but still English...)

Hey, they're supposed to be mangy, disgusting, stray dogs... If I saw a dog like that following me around in real life, I'd probably shoo it then, too.

Near the Earth Altar there's a archaeologist named Anna Jones.

Well, ya gotta admit, even though he's overpricing it, he's telling the truth...

I got myself a cool outfit recently. Head: Nothing Neck: Saradomin symbol Chest: Shade Robe (I know it looks just like priest. But it has a better prayer bonus) Legs: Shade "skirt" Feet: Fighting boots Hands: Green d'hide vambraces Weapon: None/pickaxe/wc-axe/air staff Cape: Green Shield: Nothing Ring: Does it really matter?

:XD: Reminds me of another story on this thread... something about buying legs and needing them to walk on.

Nice find. I've never heard of Tenzing Norgay... but cool anyway. Speaking of such things, did anyone else notice Anna Jones, next to the statue near the Earth Altar. She's an archaeologist. (Hint: Add "indie" to the beginning of her name) :

That's not noobish... I do it all the time. For example when I'm fighting a demon I'll say "Die foul beast from hell!!!" It really gets you into the spirit of monster killing...

Same here. Or watching TV.

Uh... in my experience it makes you stronger... but less likely to hurt someone. Speaking of beer, in Runescape I learned that if I drink the right kind, I can fool people into letting me in their club. Also: You can just stick a fishing pole over the water, and dead fish jump into your backpack. That's all I've got right now.

Here's a great conversation I saw in Falador. I call these two guys Stupid Guy(SG) and Really Patient Guy(RPG) SG: Can u take me to falador RPG: This is falador SG: Can u take me to falador me: Lol RPG: This is falador SG: Can youtake me to falador me: You're in falador! RPG: This is falador SG: Plz im in a hurry! RPG: This is falador me: This whole city SG: Plz take me to falador plz o plz

Hmm... let's see... Lemme just check out the "equippable items" threads in the AOW. Head: Black (h1) helm (just ignore the stripey colors on the side) Ammy: None Cape: Some kind of black cape(I think there's at least 4 different kinds) Top: Black Platebody Bottom: Black Platelegs Gloves: Klank's gauntlets Boots: Mime boots or Black boots Ring: Doesn't matter Shield: None Weapon: Dragon Longsword (hehehe... Sith lightsaber) :P

Exact spelling used: Me: Buying rune h4 kite Noob offers Rune h5 kite... Me: H4 Noob: I sel u tis Me: Are you illiterate or something? Noob: ? Me: Can you read? Noob: U noob me: Ooo like that's gonna hurt my feelings Noob: I can red