Sbrideau Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Just found that on the official forums: Well, me and my friends were sending eachother quotes from, "The Longest Yard" and I ment to send it to my friend but these two freinds have look-a-like names... Well I accadently sent the wrong person "YEAH! Group hug in the showers tonight!!" Oh boy the reaction was great... The classic "Wtf?..." and *log out* Not a noob story but still very funny! Quick find code: 14-15-539-41638292 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Just found that on the official forums: Well, me and my friends were sending eachother quotes from, "The Longest Yard" and I ment to send it to my friend but these two freinds have look-a-like names... Well I accadently sent the wrong person "YEAH! Group hug in the showers tonight!!" Oh boy the reaction was great... The classic "[what the heck]?..." and *log out* Not a noob story but still very funny! Quick find code: 14-15-539-41638292 Truthfully, Thats Funny. But, Not 100% Believable.... I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNESCAPEfantasy Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 why does everone stalk u GoingUnder why i demand an anser aso i got a story on my lvl 3 skiller account a lvl 60 comes up to me ad trades 1 mith ore 1 rune ore and 3 mith ores i say know and he says reported for being a noob then he says reported for autoing i hate everone like this its just imature and anoing so what if lots of lvl 3 are autoers not all of them are also i didnt acept the trade as i like the xp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie_the_noob Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 "Me smithing iron plates" Then a noob came Noob: Why do you hit the anvil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 "Me smithing iron plates" Then a noob came Noob: Why do you hit the anvil? That was just plain stupid... but not plain funny. Maybe the n00b didn't know what an anvil was? In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhasa Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 "Me smithing iron plates" Then a noob came Noob: Why do you hit the anvil? That was just plain stupid... but not plain funny. Maybe the n00b didn't know what an anvil was? Then the noob have like 5-8 years (lol) but probably he is kinda stupid or have mind problems My stats Quited RuneScape-17 July 2007, Still fighting for f2p rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 "Me smithing iron plates" Then a noob came Noob: Why do you hit the anvil? That was just plain stupid... but not plain funny. Maybe the n00b didn't know what an anvil was? Then the noob have like 5-8 years (lol) but probably he is kinda stupid or have mind problems Or he's proberly just not born english. It might be he/she didn't know what an anvil in english ment but he knew what it was in his/her mothertongue so he asked because he/she believed it was something else? In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 "Me smithing iron plates" Then a noob came Noob: Why do you hit the anvil? That was just plain stupid... but not plain funny. Maybe the n00b didn't know what an anvil was? Then the noob have like 5-8 years (lol) but probably he is kinda stupid or have mind problems Or he's proberly just not born english. It might be he/she didn't know what an anvil in english ment but he knew what it was in his/her mothertongue so he asked because he/she believed it was something else? Yeah that can be true, since my first language is french there is still things I don't know how it's called in english... -.- But it's still funny because it's easy to guess what it is :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigander Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 heres a good one: random guy: who likes led zepplin other rdmguy: whats that? me: its a band noob: no its a helium filled blimp idiots! that was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kam42705 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Last night, I was walking through Varrock Square. Suddenly....a Level 4 starts following me. (Note: He is wearing nothing except full chicken) After a while, I ask him, "Why are you following me?" He ends up saying, "I wanna do you in the but so hard" (That was his exact words). After saying this, he runs off, presumably to the bank..... And by the way, he was a guy.....and I was a guy as well (I wasn't wearing a helmet). All I could think was :ohnoes: :uhh: :? :shock: i mean wth no1 cares about that weak noob that was scared of the great almighty lord ZAROS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 lol thats funny :D but seriously watch who you talk to for a while :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Wow... 100k+ views :shock: Anyways, heres a new one: *Dupes throne*(Yes, I'm almost positive that it's legal, been reported many times, still not a single blackmark/mute/ban) Noob:p000mg n0b u r rep0rteed! Me:Why? Noob:You d0 gulthch!!!11! Me:...And? Noob:...AMNBD!!!1!!! Me:I'm pretty sure it's legal, been reported tons and no blackmarks yet... Noob:omwg r3p0rted again! Me:And it looks like you're abusing customer support... Noob:Ch00bl3t! Noob:u rrep0ted fo h4xing Jadxe! Me:Hmm...How, exactly, does sitting in a chair give me an advantage ingame?(Read the def. of bug abuse, you'll see...) Noob:Ahd th3 0wn3r doesn't leek j00 duipahaxer! Me:Oh really, why didn't they tell me? Noob:N00b!*logs* Seriously, I get this a lot... Maybe they're just mad that they can't understand my explanation of how to dupe.... There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 just found this on a topic Im gunna sue Runescape unless: 1) PKing is destroyed (keep it in the arena where u chose ur enemies and ur wagers) 2) Deraxownoobs and Elvan Mage3 are banned 3) I get my full Mithril armor (Mithril Helmet, Mithril Platelegs, Mithril Platebody, and Mithril Kite Shield) and my Rune Longsword are returned to me from the people listed above 4) Finally I recieve my Team 49 cape back Runescape whoever u r, either u follow by my demands or i will sue your whole company and get u all shut down for good (and any future sites any of the staff makes) (i am of age to sue and im not joking, i will sue and have everyone that flames me killed i swear by my own grave:|) lol pretty funny heres the link http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=645 ... a69090ba3d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_13th_Apostle Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Wow, 100,000 views! That's awesome dude! Here's a short one from a while back: *I'm standing there wearing my thieving cape, newb walks up* Newb: Do cape skil emot plz!!1 Me: Sorry, it's broken. Newb: oh *Newb walks away* And here's one that happened to my friend that he told me about: *friend is standing and castle wars and 2 noobs start arguing* Newb1: Selling c wars tickets 500 ea! Newb2: Omg, they only 350 ea noob!!1 ....*pause* Newb2: Wait, are cwars tickets even tradeable Friend: :XD: Another one of my friends': *friend is standing in some bank when 2 people start arguing* Noob1: Selling d legs 2.8 mil! Noob2: Rofl d legs are only 2.5 mil nub! Noob1: Ur mom Noob2: ...W t f? Friend: :lol: Noobs say the darndest things :P ^Thanks Lil_Atza!I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ... Smells like...victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jin_sakura226 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 woot nice hahaha rofl anyways here's my isn't funny but sure wasn't nice... i m standing and high alching my yew longs in lumbrige bank.. random noob:hey sakura22 me:yea? random noob:u [bleep] random noob:lets f random noob:uck random noob:you do it with everyone else random guy:reported...(name).. That was dumb... noobs trying to get attention.. i m just minding my business -_- wanna play ??^_^ total=1650+ =)time pass by so fast -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unorclan Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 rofl, i'm sure this has been posted before lvl 42: wanna be my bf? Me lvl 80: No! lvl 42: noob *lvl 42 follows me around* lvl 42: noob lvl 42: noob ect ect on for about 5 minutes Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProZac_Rehab Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Noob: Dude, where'd you get that armor? (i had just bought full sara) Me: In the pits of Hell. Noob: Really, where's that? Me: Follow me and I'll show you. *Follows me into the wilderness where I kill him for being so dumb* isnt that kinda luring? RIP my main Xprozaccx. Still Dreaming of Farming CapeConfucius say: "Crowded elevator smell different to a midget" xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Noob: Dude, where'd you get that armor? (i had just bought full sara) Me: In the pits of Hell. Noob: Really, where's that? Me: Follow me and I'll show you. *Follows me into the wilderness where I kill him for being so dumb* isnt that kinda luring? Thats Not KINDA That IS Luring I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProZac_Rehab Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 well there was this noob saying : noob: free 100k! me: (i trade him and he shows 100k on the trade and i accept) noob: (changes the 100k into 10004gp)(10k looking like 100k) noob: accept and i do too lol me: i had the 10004gp in my inv noob: hahahahaha! you just got scammed! free 10k for me =D> Lmao, that's gotta be the best thing i ever heard^^ scamowning urself, how low can u go>_> RIP my main Xprozaccx. Still Dreaming of Farming CapeConfucius say: "Crowded elevator smell different to a midget" xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocacolabottle Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 So I'm in the Slayer Tower killing bloodvelds, and this 114 comes up to me from the Aberrants room: At that point he continuesly followed me for the next 2 minutes saying "plz plz plz" :roll: 99 Slayer since August 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short_Stuf Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Here's one that happened to me a couple of days ago: (I was standing at a bank, just about to tele, there was someone on the same square as me who had a clockwork cat....) Noob: Cathal (I tele) (Via pm) Me:Yes? Noob: I buy ur clokwork cat. Me: I don't have a clockwork cat. Noob: Yes u do Me: No, I don't. Don't even try to argue. He shut up then. Kinda funny eh? Are clockwork cats even tradeable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freesia Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 *points to sig* :XD: Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prayermage_6 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 me: walkign around in draynor and i pick up a toy horse noob:rusn up and says "reported for auto theft" me:what? noob:i just reported you for stealing a horse if you gimmie a million gold i will take my report away me:tele away check out this awsome websitehttp://boredom-support.com/forums/index.php?act=idx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparticus348 Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 *points to sig* :XD: rofl... Break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 me: walkign around in draynor and i pick up a toy horse noob:rusn up and says "reported for auto theft" me:what? noob:i just reported you for stealing a horse if you gimmie a million gold i will take my report away me:tele away Lol pretty funny lmao. Does he know if everyone can see it it is not a scam?! :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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