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Me: I'll chop your head off unless you shut up!

 

 

 

some guy: You can smelt my mom

 

 

 

 

 

LMAO!!!

 

 

 

both of them are going in my sig

 

 

 

noob1: male gayl [garden tool] looking for action

 

noob2: so is yo mama

 

me: you are both sick indeviduals (sp?) and for that i shall eat your brains

 

noob 1&2: AAARGGHH!!! *they both run away*

 

noob3: and im gona eat yo maw

 

me: oh shut up you you you P O T A T O H E A D !!!!

 

NOOB3: calm it

 

me: shove it

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I was in a free world to trade some chaos when this noob says trade and trades me. He puts up stuff like raw beef, a iron scimmy a air tally etc.

 

I then say no thank you, then he says this:

 

 

 

lvl 24: I hate you

 

Me: Thats nice to know

 

lvl 24: you ****

 

 

 

:lol:

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This happened to me some months ago. I got it on private chat.

 

 

 

Noob: What are you doing right now?

 

Me: I'm playing RuneScape...

 

Me: And what are you doing?

 

Noob: I'm "touching myself"

 

Me: Ehh....ok. Don't forget to wash your hand when you're done.

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This happened to me some months ago. I got it on private chat.

 

 

 

Noob: What are you doing right now?

 

Me: I'm playing RuneScape...

 

Me: And what are you doing?

 

Noob: I'm "touching myself"

 

Me: Ehh....ok. Don't forget to wash your hand when you're done.

 

 

 

D'oh! -.- That was random... you should have asked him/her if he/she was a boy or a girl!

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This was after last years easter event, when I had just got the easter ring. I know how these things usually just get thrown away because you cant use them for anything, but I figured I wanted to have some fun before doing so. So I travelled to world 1 lumby castle and put on the ring:

 

 

 

Me: I'm an egg! pick me up and I'll be your friend!

 

Noob1: *walks into me*

 

Me: Come on try harder, I could be your new sidekick!

 

Noob1: How do I pick up

 

Me: Just right click me and choose pick up.

 

Noob2: Can I have some money?

 

 

 

It was hilarious ::'!

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This was after last years easter event, when I had just got the easter ring. I know how these things usually just get thrown away because you cant use them for anything, but I figured I wanted to have some fun before doing so. So I travelled to world 1 lumby castle and put on the ring:

 

 

 

Me: I'm an egg! pick me up and I'll be your friend!

 

Noob1: *walks into me*

 

Me: Come on try harder, I could be your new sidekick!

 

Noob1: How do I pick up

 

Me: Just right click me and choose pick up.

 

Noob2: Can I have some money?

 

 

 

It was hilarious ::'!

 

 

 

Hehe.. the day the ring came out I made an account called "A lonely egg" and got him the ring :)

 

 

 

I still log on it sometimes when I'm bored, and go all the way to the rune rocks in the wildy, sit there and morph ::'

 

 

 

Had some pretty interesting convos with the miners and pkers, but I always end up killed for my bones ( lol ) by some level 50- noob.. <.<

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Not the funniest thing out there, but it did make me laugh a bit.

 

 

 

Guy:How much are cosmetic runes

 

Me:Check your local victoria secret hahahah

 

 

 

Allow me to sig theis one lol

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So I was playing castle wars...(I'm a player mod by the way)

 

 

 

I was taking on a flagholding team on my own...

 

...and they were insulting my brave efforts.

 

 

 

I said, "I hate cheaters -.-"

 

 

 

So then one of them apparently had a heart-wrenching moment because she said, "I've lost my faith in mods"

 

 

 

Like what in the world, ya know? :-s

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:lol:

 

OMG did he become a member just to say that? because u have to be a member to use the forums lol... :lol:

 

 

 

i was looking through the topic and ethan stole my avatar! <.<

 

 

 

anyway that forum guy was stupid

i use a new account now "knex2"

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I'm sure a lot of those "reporting" peepz are joking around anyways.

 

 

 

Proboly right, but you shouldnt joke about it, alot of times you can be reported if the other person thinks your serious.

 

 

 

I dont rember teh conversation specifics, I argued with someone who was trying to 'trim' armour. Arguing with scammers is like arguing with stupid people...pointless.

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This wasn't me, but it is a great line tbh.

 

Scammer: Selling level 13 account with 9 million! Only for 13k!

 

Some guy: If you had 9 million, then why would you give all that for 13k?

 

 

 

This was me though:

 

Scammer: Trimming armor for free!

 

(I talked a bit to my friend)

 

Friend: Hey [my character name], want me to trim your armor? (I wore addy since I was pking atm, and my friend just happened to have a certain armor set...)

 

Me: Sure *hands over addy*

 

Friend: Wait a sec... *hands over addy (g) to me which I wear*

 

Me: Ty!!! You are my hero! ;)

 

Scammer: Wtf *logs*

 

At this point I laughed out loudly. (Of course we traded back the addy's afterwards. Yeah, we trust each other a bit, mirite?)

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really makes a diffrence?

 

 

 

Not really unless that he/she would be fresh for some "cybersex" :roll:

 

 

 

But okay, cosidering 99% of RuneScape's folks to be nerds it might not be that great again!

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I was smithing in Falador once, and someone came in and asked where you go to mine steel. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that one.

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I'm sure a lot of those "reporting" peepz are joking around anyways.

 

 

 

Proboly right, but you shouldnt joke about it, alot of times you can be reported if the other person thinks your serious.

 

 

 

I dont rember teh conversation specifics, I argued with someone who was trying to 'trim' armour. Arguing with scammers is like arguing with stupid people...pointless.

 

 

 

Arguing with anybody over the internet is like competing in the special Olympics. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, either way your still [developmentally delayed]ed.

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I was smithing in Falador once, and someone came in and asked where you go to mine steel. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that one.

 

 

 

Yeah that happened to me too... #-o

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I was smithing in Falador once, and someone came in and asked where you go to mine steel. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that one.

 

 

 

Yeah that happened to me too... #-o

its really not that funny....

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This one happened for me today.

 

 

 

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After that I told him I wasn't falling for it.

 

If he didn't get it at the name of my password "ihatescams", he wasn't going to...

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hehe new one

 

 

 

me: selling willows 40gp each (rip off i know)

 

he: i will sell for 50gp each

 

me: erm dude im selling

 

he: no im selling you copied me reported for being a copycat

 

 

 

rofl :XD: ::'

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Noob: why do you have a crown by your name?

 

mod: because it means i'm a god

 

noob: are you freakin serious??????

 

mod: just like saradomin and zamorak

 

noob: omgsh!! add me plz plz plz

 

mod: I dont "add" people. Goodbye

 

Me: ROFL!!

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