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this happened to me a long time ago

 

i was walking to varrock when this lvl 17 girl carracter came up 2 me came up 2 me:

 

 

 

lvl 17: hi

 

me: yo

 

lvl 17: wanna b my bf

 

me: no ty

 

lvl 17: come on

 

i start to run. lvl 17 adds me and sends me a pm

 

 

 

lvl17: look dude, im a man in real life but this could work!

 

me: ...

 

lvl 17: stupid noob

 

(i think i was about lbl 50 combat)

 

not very funny but i was scared

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oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol:

 

 

 

[TEST]

 

 

 

:shock: How bad..!!! I feel sorry for his brother.

 

Lucky person whoever bought it. =D>

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when u ask fishing lvs, it amazing how many say 99, 24 out of 8 people said they had 99 at lv 42-56 combat. i looked up all 7 were lieying and had like 32-48 and one had 15mil exp for it.

 

 

 

........ #-o Why would you believe them in the first place...?

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I was at duel arena getting 85 str on my friend when a level 14 dueled me and asked me if he could train on me, so i agreed...

 

 

 

Noob: can i train on you?

 

Me: yea sure, i dont have nothing else to do =P

 

(noob starts attackin me from 83 hp to 50hp)

 

Noob:hahaha i own'd you!

 

Me: lol

 

Noob: whats so funny Noob!!!

 

Me: You

 

Noob: But im owning you

 

(At this point im at 33 hp--- put Dh on)

 

[17 ko]

 

Me: lol

 

Noob: omg what is that armour

 

Me: Dh

 

Noob:can i buy???

 

Me: how much?

 

Noob: Look

 

(offers bronze pic-25 bronze arrows and 68gp)

 

Me: lol nty 3.8max!

 

Noob: hahahaha its only like 10 coins

 

Me: lol

 

Noob: noob reported

 

Me: for what?

 

Noob: item scamming

 

Me:lol go ahead then =p

 

Noob: Please can i buy it

 

Me: ok 3.8m

 

Noob: Please for my stuff

 

Me:lol nty, bye

 

 

 

The NOOB keeps following and asking me very random question ( mainly about quest cape)

 

:XD:

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LOL ^^ I'm actually laughing more at the nooby Level 14 MEMBER!?

 

 

 

I have seen level 3 members, who were walking around in bronze armoud in Catherby (no they was just walking so they were proberly not autoers).

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LOL ^^ I'm actually laughing more at the nooby Level 14 MEMBER!?

 

 

 

I have seen level 3 members, who were walking around in bronze armoud in Catherby (no they was just walking so they were proberly not autoers).

 

 

 

They probably think you HAVE to pay for it to play :XD:

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LOL ^^ I'm actually laughing more at the nooby Level 14 MEMBER!?

 

 

 

I have seen level 3 members, who were walking around in bronze armoud in Catherby (no they was just walking so they were proberly not autoers).

 

 

 

They probably think you HAVE to pay for it to play :XD:

 

 

 

Or they just want to have everything from the beginning and therefore they want to get access to everything in RuneScape and subscribes as members.

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On my main when I was a bout level 40, I was in level 38ish wild when a level 3 noob comes running across the screen.

 

 

 

Noob: ow yor high lvl!

 

Me: Gee thanks

 

noob: ww cool swrd!!1!

 

Me: thx it is adamant..

 

Noob: ..........I can dnce \'

 

Me: cooool..... -.-

 

Noob: Can I have fre stuf!?

 

Me: Here's an idea, I'll take you to a treasure motherlode

 

Noob: wow thx!

 

Me : oh don't metion it :twisted:

 

-Later-

 

Noob: wow! Bandits they're strng!!1!1

 

Me: don't worry they are whimps when I'm around

 

Noob: do you know Zezma?

 

Me: sure.. :roll: we're best friends...

 

Noob: so wheres the stuff?

 

Me : wait a few minitues I'll be back

 

-Later-

 

(PM) noob: I died!

 

(PM) Me you added me!!!??

 

Noob: you addedme 2 !

 

me: in a few sec. I'll add you to my ignore list soon..

 

 

 

ahhhh noobs :XD:

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oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol:

 

 

 

[TEST]

 

 

 

:shock: How bad..!!! I feel sorry for his brother.

 

Lucky person whoever bought it. =D>

 

 

 

I hope the noob isn't dead ::'

 

I guess his brother quit rs...

 

Rofl 100k :shock: Lucky buyer plawks?

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im gonna go to world 1.3.4.5.7.8 inf ull ghostly whip and zammy book and see what comes up ^_^

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got bugged a bit but thats about it =P

 

 

 

this concludes the average rs player has an IQ of 13 and a doctor will soon tell them they are a noob

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I was walking with my skill pure to falador and a guy was killing guards there. He follows me and i stop and talk to him, heres the conversation:

 

 

 

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After that, he gave me a iron sword and steel full helm. He probably thought i was new. I gave the helm to a 77 in full iron and he was really happy :)

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Me:Hello.

 

Noob:Hi.

 

Me:How are you.

 

Noob:Your talking to criss Angel.

 

Me:you are not criss angel!

 

Noob: Yes i am.

 

Me:Ok then. How old is Criss Angel.

 

Noob:19!

 

Me:No he isn't!

 

Noob: I'm going to report you.

 

Me:Fow what!

 

Noob:Horassment

 

(I was not horassing her in the first place!)

 

Me:What rule is there against horassing?

 

Noob: Rule 6

 

Me.No! You are reported for meing a noob!LOL!

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Me:Hello.

 

Noob:Hi.

 

Me:How are you.

 

Noob:Your talking to criss Angel.

 

Me:you are not criss angel!

 

Noob: Yes i am.

 

Me:Ok then. How old is Criss Angel.

 

Noob:19!

 

Me:No he isn't!

 

Noob: I'm going to report you.

 

Me:Fow what!

 

Noob:Horassment

 

(I was not horassing her in the first place!)

 

Me:What rule is there against horassing?

 

Noob: Rule 6

 

Me.No! You are reported for meing a noob!LOL!

 

 

 

I have a noob story. Above me. Apparently you started it.

 

 

 

Also. Harassment... Not horassment. How old are you? Geez

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I saw this guy following a female character into falador east bank.

 

 

 

noob: Yur very hot

 

me: Oh shut up, "noob"*

 

me: Do you know how stupid you sound?

 

noob: Oh and im alredy married

 

noob: Shut the h

 

noob: E

 

noob: L

 

noob: L

 

noob: Up

 

me: Hell isn't blocked you know (At this point he was running away)

 

 

 

*Names have been changed to protect the insipid.

 

 

 

Well, I thought it was funny. Funny enough to post here anyway...

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i saw 2 people talking about how shark prices suddenly raised 500 gp and were 1k each again.

 

 

 

me: autoers are still around on sharks. the prices are still low.

 

noob1: not anymore all the autoers are being banned

 

me: but they keep making more and it takes about 2 weeks for them to get banned on average

 

noob2: shut zelda you don't know what you are talkin about

 

noob1: yeah sfdu (thats what he said) they ban ip's now

 

me:... you can change your ip :wall:

 

noob1: no u can't

 

me: omg yes you can and i know what im talking about

 

noob2: why do you auto?

 

me: no, but i have a whole community of information (tip.it of course)

 

noob1: just shut up noob

 

noob2: yeah shut it "selling sharks 1k ea!!!"

 

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ok i realise these facts may not be 100% accurate but i think they were pretty close

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noob: selling rune full helm!

 

i trade him

 

he puts up two rune med helms

 

i say "that is not full helm"

 

he says, "yes it is noob! join these two medium ones for a rune full helm"

 

 

 

i was just laughing...

 

 

 

but he sorta had a point...one rune bar = rune med helm

 

 

 

if only we could melt the two med helms at a furnace and get two rune bars so that it can be smelted into a full helm...

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Well while reading this topic, a noob came up to me and my friend while cooking in world 1. This is how it went....

 

 

 

 

 

Me telling my friend how he should get 70 fletching

 

 

 

noob: haha mlll555 (me) is a loser!

 

 

 

Me: How am I a loser?

 

 

 

noob:Desmond chum (friend) is a noob too!

 

 

 

Me: How are we noobs?

 

 

 

noob: You just are, (noob was lvl 17 and my friend was 76 and i was 85) full mime is so cheap

 

 

 

me: It's a random event item....

 

 

 

noob: loser!

 

 

 

noob runs away...

 

 

 

 

 

Don't know what was his problem...

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Had almost just killed a guy but he ran and his friend came up to me.

 

 

 

Him: Hahahaha

 

Me: Haha. Yes. He ran didn't he?

 

Him: No. Hahahah.

 

Me: Yes. Ha.

 

Him: Hahaha. Not laughing at him. You.

 

Me: What are you talking about?

 

Him: *Follows me from the wilderness to the Edgeville bank.*

 

Me: Are you annoyed because I hurt your friend.

 

Him: That was my "frend".

 

Me: You mean friend?

 

Him: What are you talking about?

 

Me: Frend?

 

Him: No. You're not my friend.

 

Me: What?!

 

Him: *Stops talking.*

 

Me: Shall I hurt you too?

 

Him: No! Haahahahaha.

 

 

 

Then he says: "Where are you?"

 

 

 

I think he was trying to message someone.

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heres another one:

 

 

 

noob:what does lobster do?

 

me:it heals u

 

noob:wot?

 

me:increases ur hitpoints

 

noob:oh by how much?

 

me:lobster ... 12hp

 

noob:oh cool. i have 200k in bank and saw someone selling 1000 of them.

 

i am going to buy it and get my hp to 12039 !

 

me: oh ok...go ahead.

 

 

 

*I walk away

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On my main when I was a bout level 40, I was in level 38ish wild when a level 3 noob comes running across the screen.

 

 

 

Noob: ow yor high lvl!

 

Me: Gee thanks

 

noob: ww cool swrd!!1!

 

Me: thx it is adamant..

 

Noob: ..........I can dnce \'

 

Me: cooool..... -.-

 

Noob: Can I have fre stuf!?

 

Me: Here's an idea, I'll take you to a treasure motherlode

 

Noob: wow thx!

 

Me : oh don't metion it :twisted:

 

-Later-

 

Noob: wow! Bandits they're strng!!1!1

 

Me: don't worry they are whimps when I'm around

 

Noob: do you know Zezma?

 

Me: sure.. :roll: we're best friends...

 

Noob: so wheres the stuff?

 

Me : wait a few minitues I'll be back

 

-Later-

 

(PM) noob: I died!

 

(PM) Me you added me!!!??

 

Noob: you addedme 2 !

 

me: in a few sec. I'll add you to my ignore list soon..

 

 

 

ahhhh noobs :XD:

 

He could've reported you for rule 2... :shame:

 

My story:

 

Scammer noob: Selling rune scimmy 5k!

 

Me: *trades*

 

He puts up a noted iron scimmy, and I put up the 5k and accept. Then he quickly changes to a rune scimmy. (I realised this later, I didn't notice that he put up an iron scimmy for first.)

 

We both accept.

 

Me: I think you got a bit mixed up on there \'

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Newb: Can I have 150k?

 

Me: Have some dignity?

 

Newb: What's that?

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