NinjaChicken Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 this happened to me a long time ago i was walking to varrock when this lvl 17 girl carracter came up 2 me came up 2 me: lvl 17: hi me: yo lvl 17: wanna b my bf me: no ty lvl 17: come on i start to run. lvl 17 adds me and sends me a pm lvl17: look dude, im a man in real life but this could work! me: ... lvl 17: stupid noob (i think i was about lbl 50 combat) not very funny but i was scared [/bads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embraced Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol: [TEST] :shock: How bad..!!! I feel sorry for his brother. Lucky person whoever bought it. =D> P2P offers more and better ways of making money than f2p. That's one of the cons you just have to play with if you don't feel like having 1 bigmac meal less per month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsdjfg Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 when u ask fishing lvs, it amazing how many say 99, 24 out of 8 people said they had 99 at lv 42-56 combat. i looked up all 7 were lieying and had like 32-48 and one had 15mil exp for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 when u ask fishing lvs, it amazing how many say 99, 24 out of 8 people said they had 99 at lv 42-56 combat. i looked up all 7 were lieying and had like 32-48 and one had 15mil exp for it. ........ #-o Why would you believe them in the first place...? I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitar_god_2007 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 I was at duel arena getting 85 str on my friend when a level 14 dueled me and asked me if he could train on me, so i agreed... Noob: can i train on you? Me: yea sure, i dont have nothing else to do =P (noob starts attackin me from 83 hp to 50hp) Noob:hahaha i own'd you! Me: lol Noob: whats so funny Noob!!! Me: You Noob: But im owning you (At this point im at 33 hp--- put Dh on) [17 ko] Me: lol Noob: omg what is that armour Me: Dh Noob:can i buy??? Me: how much? Noob: Look (offers bronze pic-25 bronze arrows and 68gp) Me: lol nty 3.8max! Noob: hahahaha its only like 10 coins Me: lol Noob: noob reported Me: for what? Noob: item scamming Me:lol go ahead then =p Noob: Please can i buy it Me: ok 3.8m Noob: Please for my stuff Me:lol nty, bye The NOOB keeps following and asking me very random question ( mainly about quest cape) :XD: Goals: 15m Slayer xp | 85 Herblore | 75+ All Stats | Chaotic Rapier | 125k/200k Tokens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 LOL ^^ I'm actually laughing more at the nooby Level 14 MEMBER!? I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 LOL ^^ I'm actually laughing more at the nooby Level 14 MEMBER!? I have seen level 3 members, who were walking around in bronze armoud in Catherby (no they was just walking so they were proberly not autoers). In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 LOL ^^ I'm actually laughing more at the nooby Level 14 MEMBER!? I have seen level 3 members, who were walking around in bronze armoud in Catherby (no they was just walking so they were proberly not autoers). They probably think you HAVE to pay for it to play :XD: I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltia Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 LOL ^^ I'm actually laughing more at the nooby Level 14 MEMBER!? I have seen level 3 members, who were walking around in bronze armoud in Catherby (no they was just walking so they were proberly not autoers). They probably think you HAVE to pay for it to play :XD: Or they just want to have everything from the beginning and therefore they want to get access to everything in RuneScape and subscribes as members. In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roguecow1 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 On my main when I was a bout level 40, I was in level 38ish wild when a level 3 noob comes running across the screen. Noob: ow yor high lvl! Me: Gee thanks noob: ww cool swrd!!1! Me: thx it is adamant.. Noob: ..........I can dnce \ Me: cooool..... -.- Noob: Can I have fre stuf!? Me: Here's an idea, I'll take you to a treasure motherlode Noob: wow thx! Me : oh don't metion it :twisted: -Later- Noob: wow! Bandits they're strng!!1!1 Me: don't worry they are whimps when I'm around Noob: do you know Zezma? Me: sure.. :roll: we're best friends... Noob: so wheres the stuff? Me : wait a few minitues I'll be back -Later- (PM) noob: I died! (PM) Me you added me!!!?? Noob: you addedme 2 ! me: in a few sec. I'll add you to my ignore list soon.. ahhhh noobs :XD: Remeber, it's OK until you caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plawks_Me Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol: [TEST] :shock: How bad..!!! I feel sorry for his brother. Lucky person whoever bought it. =D> I hope the noob isn't dead : I guess his brother quit rs... Rofl 100k :shock: Lucky buyer plawks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animaslayer Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 im gonna go to world 1.3.4.5.7.8 inf ull ghostly whip and zammy book and see what comes up ^_^ Dragon Drops: Platelegs x9, Med Helms x7, Plateskirts x4, Shield Left Half x3, At least 75+ Boots!, Hatchets x5, Ruined Shard x1, Solo Claws x2, Dragon 2Hander x1, Spear x2Whip x27, Dark Bows x9, Draconic Visage x1 <- do that when you see me :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animaslayer Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 got bugged a bit but thats about it =P this concludes the average rs player has an IQ of 13 and a doctor will soon tell them they are a noob Dragon Drops: Platelegs x9, Med Helms x7, Plateskirts x4, Shield Left Half x3, At least 75+ Boots!, Hatchets x5, Ruined Shard x1, Solo Claws x2, Dragon 2Hander x1, Spear x2Whip x27, Dark Bows x9, Draconic Visage x1 <- do that when you see me :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanotex Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I was walking with my skill pure to falador and a guy was killing guards there. He follows me and i stop and talk to him, heres the conversation: After that, he gave me a iron sword and steel full helm. He probably thought i was new. I gave the helm to a 77 in full iron and he was really happy :) ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drcodyjones Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Me:Hello. Noob:Hi. Me:How are you. Noob:Your talking to criss Angel. Me:you are not criss angel! Noob: Yes i am. Me:Ok then. How old is Criss Angel. Noob:19! Me:No he isn't! Noob: I'm going to report you. Me:Fow what! Noob:Horassment (I was not horassing her in the first place!) Me:What rule is there against horassing? Noob: Rule 6 Me.No! You are reported for meing a noob!LOL! Need a clan?Come join the Armoured Knights!Dont need to be a member!Free to join! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Me:Hello. Noob:Hi. Me:How are you. Noob:Your talking to criss Angel. Me:you are not criss angel! Noob: Yes i am. Me:Ok then. How old is Criss Angel. Noob:19! Me:No he isn't! Noob: I'm going to report you. Me:Fow what! Noob:Horassment (I was not horassing her in the first place!) Me:What rule is there against horassing? Noob: Rule 6 Me.No! You are reported for meing a noob!LOL! I have a noob story. Above me. Apparently you started it. Also. Harassment... Not horassment. How old are you? Geez I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziv Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I saw this guy following a female character into falador east bank. noob: Yur very hot me: Oh shut up, "noob"* me: Do you know how stupid you sound? noob: Oh and im alredy married noob: Shut the h noob: E noob: L noob: L noob: Up me: Hell isn't blocked you know (At this point he was running away) *Names have been changed to protect the insipid. Well, I thought it was funny. Funny enough to post here anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 i saw 2 people talking about how shark prices suddenly raised 500 gp and were 1k each again. me: autoers are still around on sharks. the prices are still low. noob1: not anymore all the autoers are being banned me: but they keep making more and it takes about 2 weeks for them to get banned on average noob2: shut zelda you don't know what you are talkin about noob1: yeah sfdu (thats what he said) they ban ip's now me:... you can change your ip :wall: noob1: no u can't me: omg yes you can and i know what im talking about noob2: why do you auto? me: no, but i have a whole community of information (tip.it of course) noob1: just shut up noob noob2: yeah shut it "selling sharks 1k ea!!!" _________________________ ok i realise these facts may not be 100% accurate but i think they were pretty close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anim7 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 noob: selling rune full helm! i trade him he puts up two rune med helms i say "that is not full helm" he says, "yes it is noob! join these two medium ones for a rune full helm" i was just laughing... but he sorta had a point...one rune bar = rune med helm if only we could melt the two med helms at a furnace and get two rune bars so that it can be smelted into a full helm... 100% F2P85 Mining achieved on Dec 4, 200785 Smithing achieved on May 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Well while reading this topic, a noob came up to me and my friend while cooking in world 1. This is how it went.... Me telling my friend how he should get 70 fletching noob: haha mlll555 (me) is a loser! Me: How am I a loser? noob:Desmond chum (friend) is a noob too! Me: How are we noobs? noob: You just are, (noob was lvl 17 and my friend was 76 and i was 85) full mime is so cheap me: It's a random event item.... noob: loser! noob runs away... Don't know what was his problem... Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingkid Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Had almost just killed a guy but he ran and his friend came up to me. Him: Hahahaha Me: Haha. Yes. He ran didn't he? Him: No. Hahahah. Me: Yes. Ha. Him: Hahaha. Not laughing at him. You. Me: What are you talking about? Him: *Follows me from the wilderness to the Edgeville bank.* Me: Are you annoyed because I hurt your friend. Him: That was my "frend". Me: You mean friend? Him: What are you talking about? Me: Frend? Him: No. You're not my friend. Me: What?! Him: *Stops talking.* Me: Shall I hurt you too? Him: No! Haahahahaha. Then he says: "Where are you?" I think he was trying to message someone. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anim7 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 heres another one: noob:what does lobster do? me:it heals u noob:wot? me:increases ur hitpoints noob:oh by how much? me:lobster ... 12hp noob:oh cool. i have 200k in bank and saw someone selling 1000 of them. i am going to buy it and get my hp to 12039 ! me: oh ok...go ahead. *I walk away 100% F2P85 Mining achieved on Dec 4, 200785 Smithing achieved on May 28, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 On my main when I was a bout level 40, I was in level 38ish wild when a level 3 noob comes running across the screen. Noob: ow yor high lvl! Me: Gee thanks noob: ww cool swrd!!1! Me: thx it is adamant.. Noob: ..........I can dnce \ Me: cooool..... -.- Noob: Can I have fre stuf!? Me: Here's an idea, I'll take you to a treasure motherlode Noob: wow thx! Me : oh don't metion it :twisted: -Later- Noob: wow! Bandits they're strng!!1!1 Me: don't worry they are whimps when I'm around Noob: do you know Zezma? Me: sure.. :roll: we're best friends... Noob: so wheres the stuff? Me : wait a few minitues I'll be back -Later- (PM) noob: I died! (PM) Me you added me!!!?? Noob: you addedme 2 ! me: in a few sec. I'll add you to my ignore list soon.. ahhhh noobs :XD: He could've reported you for rule 2... :shame: My story: Scammer noob: Selling rune scimmy 5k! Me: *trades* He puts up a noted iron scimmy, and I put up the 5k and accept. Then he quickly changes to a rune scimmy. (I realised this later, I didn't notice that he put up an iron scimmy for first.) We both accept. Me: I think you got a bit mixed up on there \ You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingkid Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Newb: Can I have 150k? Me: Have some dignity? Newb: What's that? Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordanGM Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 1337guy: I r0xz000rz y00r s0xz00rzz! g1mm3h sum c4sh! *Gets tree spirit* *dies* Edit: 2100 post! : and I'm at the top of a new page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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