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Noobs say the funniest things!

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lol my friend had a funny one, his name is mark.

 

 

 

noob: where did u get all of that stuff

 

noob: ur rich

 

mark: a crackerjack box.

 

noob: when is he coming on?

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

Wow with all these conversations with "I'm gonna report you" I'll really want to pity Jagex on trying to read through their massive inbox of report entries, and half of it is lame reports.

Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(.

Lol, I've read nearly all the way through this (lol, page 42 now). This just happened now....

 

 

 

Me:I'm happy! Yay! (weird I know)

 

Noob: OMFG! Happinesss is not allowed on RS!

 

Noob: I will report you for happiness!

 

Me:......W00T! Go stupid noobs!

 

 

 

Lol! So funny.....

 

 

 

Asmo

well i think its funny if you have good things on a bad leveled character and high level people try to tell you that something that is worth 300k is only worth 10k or 20k (ie. black with G trim). Then you walk around for 8 hours with a line of 60 noobs following you like "omg ur awesome be my friend and ill give you a log" or "wow can you buy me a suit of that?" ummm which obviously no i wont. when people ask me if I can buy them a suit of a black g I ask them if I can rip their eyes out and eat their face with a jagged spoon from the year 1864

Make sure to be pleased with the ways of your death

For in days of reckoning and when the twilight torn is ticking

Elysium is halfway and as an answer to the plea

You're destined to yield fragments of Hell in return

there's this stupid thing where many people think "bug abuse" means when someone is bugging you and selling for a high price is "Item scamming"

there's this stupid thing where many people think "bug abuse" means when someone is bugging you and selling for a high price is "Item scamming"

 

 

 

rofl =D>

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lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! !

 

 

 

Hmm... So the girl was a bit strange, wasn't she?

 

 

 

No basically, we're both gay

 

 

 

Ok it won't let me say the word, but I guess you can figure it out lol

 

 

 

lol. love the bluntness of that. :thumbsup: (and yes, i realize how far back in this i had to be reading in order to get that quote. ^_^;; )

There are some conversations that only make sense in Runescape.

there's this stupid thing where many people think "bug abuse" means when someone is bugging you and selling for a high price is "Item scamming"

 

 

 

lol that is actually really true.. I`ve seen a few dozen of those.

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This wasn't me, but it is a great line tbh.

 

Scammer: Selling level 13 account with 9 million! Only for 13k!

 

Some guy: If you had 9 million, then why would you give all that for 13k?

 

 

 

This was me though:

 

Scammer: Trimming armor for free!

 

(I talked a bit to my friend)

 

Friend: Hey [my character name], want me to trim your armor? (I wore addy since I was pking atm, and my friend just happened to have a certain armor set...)

 

Me: Sure *hands over addy*

 

Friend: Wait a sec... *hands over addy (g) to me which I wear*

 

Me: Ty!!! You are my hero! ;)

 

Scammer: [what the heck] *logs*

 

At this point I laughed out loudly. (Of course we traded back the addy's afterwards. Yeah, we trust each other a bit, mirite?)

 

 

 

 

 

LMAO! =D> to whoever it was :XD:

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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Bit weird, Not so funny:

 

 

 

Nub: Nice ax (not to me)

 

Nub: nice cloths

 

Guy: (Wearing full rune) Thx

 

 

 

The noob continually done this, so I said,

 

 

 

Me: Oi, you, Socker Upperer, go away.

 

Nub: No **** u

 

Me: Lol nub

 

 

 

So then I said, if you like his armour so much, I'll give you some for free.

 

 

 

Me: Follow me to have his armour

 

He follows,

 

I Lock him in Ned's house

 

Run back to Willows,

 

 

 

Me: Lol, what a nub.

 

Guy: I know,

 

1 minute later he's back laughing.

 

Nub: You said youd giv me fre armor

 

Me: Lol, that was to get you away

 

Nub: it didnt wrk

 

Me:...Duh

 

Nub: (after 1 1/2 minutes of silence) Hahaha Reported

 

Me: For what?

 

Guy: 4 what

 

Guy2: yea, what 4

 

Me: FOR WHAT!?

 

Nub: Being mean.

 

 

 

:XD:

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this one just happened now

 

 

 

noob:selling 51 gold for money

 

me:lollywag

 

 

 

quite silly i think #-o

this one just happened now

 

 

 

noob:selling 51 gold for money

 

me:lollywag

 

 

 

quite silly i think #-o

 

Gold ore..?

Doomy edit: I like sheep

I was in varrock upstairs E bank and this guy had a name "bob saget" with some odd numbers and I laughed at him for the name.

 

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says a lvl 37 to my lvl 30 cb and he left. -sigh-

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Just got this!!! :D

 

 

 

Noob:Roflmao

 

Noob:There is no tele to varrock

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lol I kind of got one like that..

 

 

 

newb: hey are u a girl?

 

newb: helloo -follows-

 

me: yes..

 

newb: I love u want to be my gf

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I was in varrock upstairs E bank and this guy had a name "bob saget" with some odd numbers and I laughed at him for the name.

 

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says a lvl 37 to my lvl 30 cb and he left. -sigh-

 

Huh, the other day I saw someone named Bob Saget in that same place. I wonder if it was the same guy... :?

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Well, you did have a small part in the noobiness by laughing at his name.

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You're being watched.

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Lol! hilarious! Because the pickaxe said so, nice answer!! :XD:

Lol these are great, lost track of it though :lol:

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Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass.

This aint about a noob, but its still funny :)

 

 

 

Ok figure yourself the FIRST DAY construction came out, at the FIRST HOUR.

 

Your walking from Varrock to the place you make planks.... trying to get a tree for yourself.. (Believe me there were NO trees alive from Varrock to the sawmill.)

 

 

 

And someone said this :mrgreen: :

 

"I hope there are no tree huggers around.."

Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.

This aint about a noob, but its still funny :)

 

 

 

Ok figure yourself the FIRST DAY construction came out, at the FIRST HOUR.

 

Your walking from Varrock to the place you make planks.... trying to get a tree for yourself.. (Believe me there were NO trees alive from Varrock to the sawmill.)

 

 

 

And someone said this :mrgreen: :

 

"I hope there are no tree huggers around.."

 

 

 

Thats awsome, I actually loled (sort of) :lol:

don't laugh, i hugg trees....

don't laugh, i hugg trees....

 

 

 

:wall: This is about a game, not irl

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Help me

 

No.

I got one...

 

 

 

I'm wearing no special stuff at all but i have the easter ring.

 

 

 

I morph into egg.

 

Noob: Omg i'm gonna get eggzzz 4 breakfast now.

 

(Its morning were i am)

 

Noob builds fire under me.

 

Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! I'm dieing help me!

 

Noob: OMG the eggz r aliv3 *runs away*

 

 

 

He tried to eat me! :shock:

 

 

 

Hehe, I kind of do this all the time too, I take out my ring, go to a crowded, noob-filled are, and morph. Everyone assumes I'm an item, so they all come running on top of me. :P

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