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Mine isn't even funny, and he didn't say anything. It was just that some level 3 noob started following me. He didn't say anything, he had no goal, he just followed me. Since he didn't affect my play, I annoyed him by not doing anything.

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lol, these are all awesome :lol:

 

 

 

I was at warriors guild killing black armor

 

 

 

me: How many defenders you got?

 

him: none just got this acc

 

me: What do you mean just got?

 

him: bought on ****

 

him: 3bay

 

me: ohhhh

 

him: Its lower than my main buy super rich

 

him: all barrow sets too

 

him:was only $5!

 

 

 

I reported him

 

Funny how he just openly told me he bought the acc on ebay :lol:

 

He wasted his $5..

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: :o :shock: Page 100!

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lol, these are all awesome :lol:

 

 

 

I was at warriors guild killing black armor

 

 

 

me: How many defenders you got?

 

him: none just got this acc

 

me: What do you mean just got?

 

him: bought on ****

 

him: 3bay

 

me: ohhhh

 

him: Its lower than my main buy super rich

 

him: all barrow sets too

 

him:was only $5!

 

 

 

I reported him

 

Funny how he just openly told me he bought the acc on ebay :lol:

 

He wasted his $5..

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: :o :shock: Page 100!

 

 

 

****!!!!! I wanted to make that post..... still....

 

 

 

W00T!!!!! 100 PAGES OF PURE NOOBYNESS!!!!

 

 

 

GO TIP.IT!!!! :thumbsup:

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OFF TOPIC:w00t 3rd post in page 100!

 

 

 

ON TOPIC:

 

noob:her mister can i have your outfit (full mime with quest cape, sara book and keris)

 

me:untradeable

 

n:oh ok so can i have it?

 

m:i said its untradeable

 

n:wow!

 

m:huh?

 

n:i always wanted to trade an untradeable costum

 

m:but you cant trade an untradeable costume

 

n:ok! so can i have it?

 

m:*teleports to varrock*

 

 

 

hehehe

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well i got a good one!

 

i was only banking and i saw a guy trying to enter a cave

 

 

 

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he didnt know what light, dark and what the sun was...

 

 

 

Mr. E: How do i get in here

 

Me: with light

 

Mr. E: huh?

 

Me: light, u know. with a tinderbox and a candle?

 

Me: L.I.G.H.T

 

Mr. E: ???

 

Me: Light comes from the sun...

 

Mr. S: Light is the opposite of dark

 

Mr. E: oh

 

Me: The sun is a planet

 

Mr. S: Wow

 

Mr. E: U mean fire?

 

Mr. S: Is he Retarted?

 

Me: I think so

 

Mr. E: ~left~

 

Mr. S: ~teleported~

 

Me: ~continue banking~

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Lol this are many views.. =D>

 

Oh and btw here is my funny thing what a noob said...

 

 

 

Me: Hi

 

he: hello

 

*noob starts following me*

 

me: what do you want?

 

he: your account

 

me: nty

 

he: give me free stuff or I will hack your account

 

*cast: Varrock Teleport*

 

 

 

This was kinda annoying when he started to pm me..

 

*add ignore *insert name here*

 

 

 

Edit: lol page 100 :D

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lol, these are all awesome :lol:

 

 

 

I was at warriors guild killing black armor

 

 

 

me: How many defenders you got?

 

him: none just got this acc

 

me: What do you mean just got?

 

him: bought on ****

 

him: 3bay

 

me: ohhhh

 

him: Its lower than my main buy super rich

 

him: all barrow sets too

 

him:was only $5!

 

 

 

I reported him

 

Funny how he just openly told me he bought the acc on ebay :lol:

 

He wasted his $5..

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: :o :shock: Page 100!

 

 

 

DANG SCHOOL I WANTED THAT POST! :XD:

 

 

 

lol complete n00biness

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I just met this noob too! Well, he was nice at first but then...

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hello

 

*I start following him*

 

Noob: What do you want?

 

Me: Your account

 

Noob: Nty

 

Me: Give me free stuff or I will hack your account

 

*Then the noob teled*

 

Then I pmed him:

 

*he logged out*

 

Sad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, I apologise but I had to do this :XD:

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I just met this noob too! Well, he was nice at first but then...

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hello

 

*I start following him*

 

Noob: What do you want?

 

Me: Your account

 

Noob: Nty

 

Me: Give me free stuff or I will hack your account

 

*Then the noob teled*

 

Then I pmed him:

 

*he logged out*

 

Sad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, I apologise but I had to do this :XD:

 

 

 

LOL if only you were being serious then it would be one of those :? ..... :shock: Moments

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I just had this, he's not really a noob, but...

 

 

 

Noob:Do you have any spare rune scimmys I can have?

 

 

 

He probably assumed that because my WOOLLY HAT was a "blue phat [g]) and that I was rich.

 

 

 

Everywhere I go, I'm harassed about my woolly hat. I should stop wearing it, but it looks 1337

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I just had this, he's not really a noob, but...

 

 

 

Noob:Do you have any spare rune scimmys I can have?

 

 

 

He probably assumed that because my WOOLLY HAT was a "blue phat [g]) and that I was rich.

 

 

 

No, he probably just needed a rune scimmy and hoped you were a nice player

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regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

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I got one...

 

 

 

I'm wearing no special stuff at all but i have the easter ring.

 

 

 

I morph into egg.

 

Noob: Omg i'm gonna get eggzzz 4 breakfast now.

 

(Its morning were i am)

 

Noob builds fire under me.

 

Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! I'm dieing help me!

 

Noob: OMG the eggz r aliv3 *runs away*

 

 

 

He tried to eat me! :shock:

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I got one...

 

 

 

I'm wearing no special stuff at all but i have the easter ring.

 

 

 

I morph into egg.

 

Noob: Omg i'm gonna get eggzzz 4 breakfast now.

 

(Its morning were i am)

 

Noob builds fire under me.

 

Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! I'm dieing help me!

 

Noob: OMG the eggz r aliv3 *runs away*

 

 

 

He tried to eat me! :shock:

 

 

 

Hes not noob at all! Hes fun :D

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I got one...

 

 

 

I'm wearing no special stuff at all but i have the easter ring.

 

 

 

I morph into egg.

 

Noob: Omg i'm gonna get eggzzz 4 breakfast now.

 

(Its morning were i am)

 

Noob builds fire under me.

 

Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! I'm dieing help me!

 

Noob: OMG the eggz r aliv3 *runs away*

 

 

 

He tried to eat me! :shock:

 

 

 

Hes not noob at all! Hes fun :D

 

 

 

True, i wonder how he felt when he almost did cannibilism lol.

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I got one...

 

 

 

I'm wearing no special stuff at all but i have the easter ring.

 

 

 

I morph into egg.

 

Noob: Omg I'm gonna get eggzzz 4 breakfast now.

 

(Its morning were i am)

 

Noob builds fire under me.

 

Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! I'm dieing help me!

 

Noob: OMG the eggz r aliv3 *runs away*

 

 

 

He tried to eat me! :shock:

 

 

 

Hes not noob at all! Hes fun :D

 

 

 

True, i wonder how he felt when he almost did cannibalism lol.

 

Most people know about the eggs, and most noobs who don't know about the eggs don't know that you can make a fire there. I do a lot of the time setting fires under eggs, then eating omelette

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I've got another one...

 

 

 

I'm wearing the ying yang amulet the one you get from the make over

 

mage. So the noob comes up to me and says...

 

 

 

Noob: Yo hipster!

 

(i had no idea he was talking to me)

 

Noob: Can I have ur ammy plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Repeats 50 times

 

Me: Nfs

 

Noob:plzzzz man i wuz haxd and lost my full blue trimmed

 

I realised he was talking about rune and he lvl 25!

 

Me: I'm a girl for your information and i'm sorry you got hacked however

 

I can't change the past.

 

Noob: r u rich?

 

Me: (I know whats coming...) Yes.

 

Noob: u be my gf?

 

Me: No!

 

Noob: Reported and ur gonna be soory!

 

Me: y?

 

Noob: My mains zazima.

 

 

 

Can't they be a little original? #-o :!:

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I've got another one...

 

 

 

I'm wearing the ying yang amulet the one you get from the make over

 

mage. So the noob comes up to me and says...

 

 

 

Noob: Yo hipster!

 

(i had no idea he was talking to me)

 

Noob: Can I have ur ammy plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Repeats 50 times

 

Me: Nfs

 

Noob:plzzzz man i wuz haxd and lost my full blue trimmed

 

I realised he was talking about rune and he lvl 25!

 

Me: I'm a girl for your information and i'm sorry you got hacked however

 

I can't change the past.

 

Noob: r u rich?

 

Me: (I know whats coming...) Yes.

 

Noob: u be my gf?

 

Me: No!

 

Noob: Reported and ur gonna be soory!

 

Me: y?

 

Noob: My mains zazima.

 

 

 

Can't they be a little original? #-o :!:

 

 

 

Since a recent rule update you can report him under rule one for the gf thing

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