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Noobs say the funniest things!

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OK. Is saw this a few times when I was training. I am training at lessers right and this happens:

 

 

 

low leveled player: help

 

*I help him by killing a lesser*

 

*He however stays in the lesser area*

 

low leveled player: help

 

*I help him again*

 

me: what do you want?

 

the low leveled player doesn't respond.

 

low leveled player: help

 

he kept doing that for about an hour until he finally left.

 

 

 

And also one time I was mining gold. Then some guy says, "What are you mining?"

 

 

 

I said, "Gold".

 

 

 

He said, "No that's runite!"

 

 

 

I said, "Umm. No this is gold"

 

 

 

He said, "You can't mine gold you scammer! Reported!"

 

 

 

I said, "Ummm.. Ok........"

 

 

 

Lol!

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Trying to get 99 Fishing and Cooking, I'm doing my goal in 5 level increments.

*noob comes back from evil bob*

 

Noob: wheres my swordie!?

 

Noob: reported!!!! you freak

 

2nd Noob: who?

 

Noob: book (thats me)

 

Noob: and you too (2nd noob)

 

2nd Noob: what!! why!! what did i do

 

Me: rofl, i didn't take your swordie noob

 

*noob logs out*

 

Me to 2nd Noob: put that girl on ignore man

 

2nd Noob: why

 

Me: why not?

 

2nd Noob: no man, i gotta make that girl like me. I'm sure i'll be dating her one day...

 

Me:.....are you like 7?

 

2nd Noob: maybe...

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[spoiler=Stats:]Updated December 22, 2011:

 

Total level - 1442 - 170M+ XP , Combat level - 115

Combat skills: Attack - 90, Defence - 99 (24.45m+ XP), Strength - 90, Constitution - 99 (16.42M+ XP) Ranged - 99 (13.32M+ XP), Prayer - 60, Magic - 99 (13.25M+ XP)

Non-Combat skills: Cooking - 99 (13.80M+ XP), Woodcutting - 99 (31.95M+ XP), Fishing - 90, Firemaking - 99 (24.82M+), Crafting - 90, Smithing - 90, Mining - 85, Runecrafting - 60, Dungeoneering - 85

 

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Lmao, you definitely have a fair share of scammers addicted to you.

 

 

 

That's a really good one.

 

 

 

"And you have been reported, cheers. (^^,)"

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new one:

 

 

 

Him: Hey, I saw your video on youtube

 

Him: Holy Moley

 

Me: Okay?

 

Me: Did you like it?

 

Him: Yeah it was awesome

 

Me: Can I just ask a simple question?

 

Him: Yes

 

Me: Why did you add me to write it on RS instead of YouTube?

 

Him: Ehm... I dunno, maybe because I thought you wouldn't see it.

 

Him: GTG bye

 

 

 

It's not what he said, it's more that he acctually wrote it on RS.

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Once i got reported for not giving some kid 10 gp at alkharid =/

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atk: 46/77/60

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Thats happened like....Twice to me ::'

 

 

 

That was funny lol :lol:

 

 

 

~Angat14~

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There was this real funny time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob(lvl 5):Hey,noob.

 

Me (lvl 20):Umm,hi.

 

Noob:Your a noob!

 

Me:Oh,you are i'm so sorry.

 

noob:Your a noob! Ha Ha!

 

Me:Do you even know what noob means.

 

Noob:Yes. it means...ummm.

 

Me:see you don't!

 

Noob:Atleast i can make bronze shields and you can't!

 

Me: Umm I can make a full helm!

 

Noob:Lier!

 

Me:Your so funny.

 

noob:*swear word*.

 

Me:Get out of here noob.

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Newb: Do ur cape dance plz

 

Me: Sorry, it's broken right now.

 

Newb: Oh *walks away*

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There was this real funny time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noob(lvl 5):Hey,noob.

 

Me (lvl 20):Umm,hi.

 

Noob:Your a noob!

 

Me:Oh,you are i'm so sorry.

 

noob:Your a noob! Ha Ha!

 

Me:Do you even know what noob means.

 

Noob:Yes. it means...ummm.

 

Me:see you don't!

 

Noob:Atleast i can make bronze shields and you can't!

 

Me: Umm I can make a full helm!

 

Noob:Lier!

 

Me:Your so funny.

 

noob:*swear word*.

 

Me:Get out of here noob.

 

 

 

Lol...

 

 

 

 

 

I bet I will hear a lot of n00bs if I manage to get 99 fishing and 99 cooking :XD:

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note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes)

 

 

 

Noob: what shield is that?

 

Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one

 

Noob: its tradeable though

 

Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt

 

 

 

Noob continues with his buisness

 

 

 

Noob wants to trade with me

 

Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*!

 

Noob hands me 3mil

 

Me: holy *woof*

note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes)

 

 

 

Noob: what shield is that?

 

Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one

 

Noob: its tradeable though

 

Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt

 

 

 

Noob continues with his buisness

 

 

 

Noob wants to trade with me

 

Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*!

 

Noob hands me 3mil

 

Me: holy *woof*

 

 

 

dang you lucky person

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note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes)

 

 

 

Noob: what shield is that?

 

Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one

 

Noob: its tradeable though

 

Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt

 

 

 

Noob continues with his buisness

 

 

 

Noob wants to trade with me

 

Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*!

 

Noob hands me 3mil

 

Me: holy *woof*

 

 

 

dang you lucky person

 

 

 

For some reason I don't believe that story.

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note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes)

 

 

 

Noob: what shield is that?

 

Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one

 

Noob: its tradeable though

 

Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt

 

 

 

Noob continues with his buisness

 

 

 

Noob wants to trade with me

 

Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*!

 

Noob hands me 3mil

 

Me: holy *woof*

 

 

 

dang you lucky person

 

 

 

For some reason I don't believe that story.

 

 

 

me either

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whats with the animal sounds too? that story isn't even about a noob

whats with the animal sounds too?

 

The animal sounds are like the "*"'s when you swear in RuneScape

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I was in f2p to help my mate tanning his cowhides and sunnenly some lvl 10 or something starts following me

 

him: wat mask is tat?

 

me: camel mask

 

him: cann i buy is pleash??

 

me: you can't trade it

 

him:drop it then omg?

 

me: won't work, it will dissapear

 

him: no it wont, how you get it

 

me: you have to be a member and i assume ur not a member

 

him: im a member noob

 

me: oh okay what are u doing here in f2p?

 

him: make me free member please

 

me: i can't

 

him: omfg noob u can all members can

 

me: no they can't

 

him: will u help me get the mask now?

 

me: no you need a quest and get members

 

him: help me on that quest pls

 

me: are you stupid or something?

 

him:omfg u noob nerd omfg noob noob noobo nooob u **** u ****ing ****

 

me:reported...

 

him: for what? hhaaahahahaaha

 

after he followed me beggin for free stuff i ignored him lol

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I was in f2p to help my mate tanning his cowhides and sunnenly some lvl 10 or something starts following me

 

him: wat mask is tat?

 

me: camel mask

 

him: cann i buy is pleash??

 

me: you can't trade it

 

him:drop it then omg?

 

me: won't work, it will dissapear

 

him: no it wont, how you get it

 

me: you have to be a member and i assume ur not a member

 

him: im a member noob

 

me: oh okay what are u doing here in f2p?

 

him: make me free member please

 

me: i can't

 

him: [omg] noob u can all members can

 

me: no they can't

 

him: will u help me get the mask now?

 

me: no you need a quest and get members

 

him: help me on that quest pls

 

me: are you stupid or something?

 

him:[omg] u noob nerd [omg] noob noob noobo nooob u **** u ****ing ****

 

me:reported...

 

him: for what? hhaaahahahaaha

 

after he followed me beggin for free stuff i ignored him lol

 

 

 

lol, happens to me all the time. Not with members stuff but with holiday items....i swear been reported for saying "you cant get this easter ring anymore" like 500 times.

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note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes)

 

 

 

Noob: what shield is that?

 

Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one

 

Noob: its tradeable though

 

Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt

 

 

 

Noob continues with his buisness

 

 

 

Noob wants to trade with me

 

Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*!

 

Noob hands me 3mil

 

Me: holy *woof*

 

 

 

dang you lucky person

 

 

 

For some reason I don't believe that story.

 

 

 

me either

 

 

 

Yeh, sounds just a lil'... made up. -.-

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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note: i am a member on a non-members world (for merchanting perposes)

 

 

 

Noob: what shield is that?

 

Me: is an elemental shield, its a membys only one

 

Noob: its tradeable though

 

Me: not on a non-membys world it isnt

 

 

 

Noob continues with his buisness

 

 

 

Noob wants to trade with me

 

Me: FOR THE LAST *moo* TIME! IM NOT SELLIN IT YOU *meow*!

 

Noob hands me 3mil

 

Me: holy *woof*

 

 

 

That's all? really that's quite weak. Noobs usually give people 8 mill quite often. :roll:

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noob: mister, can I please have free stuff?

 

me: Nope, sorry

 

noob: But I'm new, you're supposed to give me free stuff

 

me: No I'm not?

 

noob: Yes you are noob

 

me: You probably don't even know what a "noob" is

 

noob: It's a person who touches other men, duh noob

 

 

 

noob: Hi

 

me: Hi?

 

noob: Will you be my gf?

 

me: I'm a guy

 

noob: Then why do you have long hair?

 

me: Because I feel like it

 

noob: Then do you want to be my bf?

 

me: Why do you want to date me

 

noob: I dunno...everyone else does it

 

me: Everyone else also has lives, try getting one

 

noob: reported noob

 

me: Ok? Sure? And you were just reported for misuse of reporting, congrats

 

 

 

 

 

noob1: Wow, I just got some full bronze!

 

noob2: Really?! How?!

 

noob1: I begged and begged and begged, and finally some noob gave me something

 

noob2: So what are you going to do with it

 

noob1: I'm going to slel it for like 3k!

 

noob2: Wow, you're gonna be rich!

"Stupid is smart you dumb n00b." - noob in lumbridge

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