June 2, 200719 yr This is hillarious what happened to me and my noob friend(i know em in real life) OK so i'm looking for him with my friend, 4xcarnagex7, and so we ask him where he is on pm. ME:where are you? HIM:Surrounded by people online HIM:I'm in a castle SO carnage and I go into varrok castle,can't find him We decide to homeport,while homeporting i tell him,"Go to the magic book and press the circle with and "h" inside of it." Once I get to lumby I see this noob in lumby castle on the stairs home porting; I finnally realise it was him. :XD: :XD: :XD: Dragon Drops:1, D medBarrows Drops:None
June 2, 200719 yr This is hillarious what happened to me and my noob friend(i know em in real life) OK so i'm looking for him with my friend, 4xcarnagex7, and so we ask him where he is on pm. ME:where are you? HIM:Surrounded by people online HIM:I'm in a castle SO carnage and I go into varrok castle,can't find him We decide to homeport,while homeporting i tell him,"Go to the magic book and press the circle with and "h" inside of it." Once I get to lumby I see this noob in lumby castle on the stairs home porting; I finnally realise it was him. :XD: :XD: :XD: People are nooby that way, often, you see them in Lumbridge castle home-teleporting
June 2, 200719 yr lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! So that means your a..... Oh thats AWSOME!!! :XD:
June 2, 200719 yr noob:stop stealing my kills me:no noob:go away please me:no noob:you stupid noob get away me:why? noob:reported for bug abuse me:lmao Do not use that userbar. Thanks.
June 2, 200719 yr So many noobs in f2p ... look at what i see when i login... And I see things like that everytime I login, and when it's not for ppl trying to scam, it's those kind of things I see...
June 3, 200719 yr Noob: did you steal that account Me: what? Noob: do you know that stealing is illegal? Me: i assumed so Noob: Do you know what can happen if an acc has been reported stolen? Me: electric chair? Noob: you think your funny? Noob: because in a situation like this, i wouldn't be laughing Me: *stops chuckling* yes officer Noob: lets see you laugh when i erase your face runescape, funnyman Noob: 10 Noob: 9 Noob: 8 Noob: 7 Noob: 6 Noob: 5 Noob: 4 Noob: 3 Noob: 2 Noob: 1 Noob: 0 Me: speaking of counting, i just got to 43 fishing. Me: you're good. I got this itch in my side when you got to 9 Me: So...what happens now? Me: Want some cake? Me: So who reported this account stolen? Noob logs off
June 3, 200719 yr ^To Mrkirbyman, if you are going to use apostrophes and proper grammar, please refrain from spelling words incorrectly on purpose. I mean, U'd... Doesn't make sense.. At all.. saying: Hauhfhgtrieg, Makes way more sense. :-$ To the topic. I've read 50 pages through the past month, this thread is significantly entertaining :XD: It makes more sense than Ud. . If you're going to be pedantic, don't put a capital on the word 'Makes' which I have highlighted in your post. Jesus, rayoxide, stop caring about peoples spelling so much. Its not as if it matters at all.
June 3, 200719 yr ^To Mrkirbyman, if you are going to use apostrophes and proper grammar, please refrain from spelling words incorrectly on purpose. I mean, U'd... Doesn't make sense.. At all.. saying: Hauhfhgtrieg, Makes way more sense. :-$ To the topic. I've read 50 pages through the past month, this thread is significantly entertaining :XD: It makes more sense than Ud. . If you're going to be pedantic, don't put a capital on the word 'Makes' which I have highlighted in your post. Jesus, rayoxide, stop caring about peoples spelling so much. Its not as if it matters at all. ok from now on il post in leet and see how you like it. dis appened 2 meh esterDay frub Nub:Joo smel Me: Go awai Nub: naw Me: Iel ch0p joo wit meh axx if joo dontt goo awai Nub: No pl0x Me: 5 secs Nub: AG Me: 4 Nub: eek Me: 3 Nub: NAWWWW Me:too Nub logz hehehe see its hard to read
June 3, 200719 yr Ah yes, this happened yesterday; I was in Lumbridge finishing a clue scroll - OT: Highwayman mask :roll: - and I notice some guy trying to do the "Armour Trimming Scam." So I walk over, and tell the potential victim that it was a scam, and that no one could trim armour, etc. So this scammer quickly runs to the nearest high level, and tells them to shut me up. Wow. P.S. - This is on my pure Haxx_Own, who is 43 combat - "Teh_Noobah" was 42 combat. Just so you know. The scammer procedes to call me a noob, and work around the chat filter until I tell him to fight me if I'm so nooby. He first laughs and accepts, and I tele to dueling arena. I wait for five minutes and then tele back. He is trying the same scam. I do the same thing as last time, and he does, oh wow, the same thing. But this time he asks the high level, being 64 in this case, to help him with something. It goes a little like this. Noob: ****** (username), I need help! ******: Help with what? Noob : Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....
June 3, 200719 yr Not directed to me but when i was on a free world just hanging around in Varrock with my friend i heard this: Noob: i byu ur string Guy: string? Noob: the one ur wearin Guy: What, my whip? Noob: no the string Guy: It's called a whip Noob: no its a string Noob: i pay 5k Guy: It's about 1.7m Noob: no it aint Guy: Yes it is Noob: noob im reportin u for item scammin Ahh, the joys of FTP, lol Retired Tip.It Crew Mapper.
June 3, 200719 yr ok from now on il post in leet and see how you like it. dis appened 2 meh esterDay frub Nub:Joo smel Me: Go awai Nub: naw Me: Iel ch0p joo wit meh axx if joo dontt goo awai Nub: No pl0x Me: 5 secs Nub: AG Me: 4 Nub: eek Me: 3 Nub: NAWWWW Me:too Nub logz hehehe see its hard to read Sycosis, the thing about leet is that it stands for elite. Therefore it is SUPPOSED to be hard to read. Even though it really is not that hard to read. By the way, I am fairly sure you are typing it incorrectly as you do not seem to be of the eleet. -Spam, yes I know. I have nothing else to say that is actually on topic other than, are those people really that [developmentally delayed] in real life? At least they stay in their houses all day instead of bugging us in real life. For the most part anyways.
June 4, 200719 yr Ok, here are 3 of mine. I was training WC by the yews west of catherby: Noob: Give me free stuff please. Me: Sorry i dont give free stuff. Noob: Reported!!! Me: Why? Noob: Dude im a (cencor) jagex mod!!! You have to give me your pass and items or ill ban you!!!!!!11! Me: What should i report you for, item scamming, password scamming, offensive language, or impersonating jagex staff. Noob: None, because your about to be banned!! Me: Ok, bye *Adds to ignore* Next i was killling chaos druids under Edgville: Noob: Want free stuff? Me: What kind of stuff? Noob: A D long Me: Sure, thanks! Noob: *gives me the d long* Me: Wow thanks! Noob: That'll be 300k please. Me: You said it was free!! Noob: Reported for item scamming. Me: Alright... Here is the best one. Im standing in the heros guild next to the door and the noob is outside: Noob: How do i get the (cencor) in there? Me: Beat the quest 'Heros Quest' Noob: Whats your name? Me: My runescape name or real name? Noob: Real. Me: Sorry, dont give that out online. Noob: Give it to me!!!1!!1!1! Me: Please go away.. Noob: No! Me: Please? Noob: Reported for item scamming!!! :wall: :wall: :wall: LOL
June 4, 200719 yr I saw this guy following a a girl in the Stronghold of Security asking her to be his gf and all that. Noob: Please be my gf. Girl: Lol Girl No Noob: Why? Girl: Go away and don't waste my time Noob: But i love you. Girl: Go love your mom Everybody: lol noob ^Clickie my sig to know how to get rid of macroers^
June 4, 200719 yr Know the yew tree just outside Falador? It's always stuffed with autoers (or chinese sweatshop workers nowaydays I heard). Anyway, I always stop when I pass by to report one of them (sort of a habit). One time, just as I walked in, three of them get a random event, hehe. I believe it was a tree spirit, Rick Turpentine and that pirate. None of them responded (of course), so they all were getting wacked, It was just so funny to see a tree spirit, Rick and Cap 'n Hand beating the living hell out of them. Was like a massive assault of RS on autoers, hehehehe. Achieved quest (07/08/2009), woodcutting (28/06/2010), attack (21/07/2010), strength + constitution (07/08/2010), defence (26/09/2010), summoning (13/01/2011), herblore (03/03/2011), cook (31/08/2012), firemaking (01/09/2012), magic (08/09/2012), prayer (16/09/2012) and ranged (29/10/2012) capes.
June 4, 200719 yr Know the yew tree just outside Falador? It's always stuffed with autoers (or chinese sweatshop workers nowaydays I heard). Anyway, I always stop when I pass by to report one of them (sort of a habit). One time, just as I walked in, three of them get a random event, hehe. I believe it was a tree spirit, Rick Turpentine and that pirate. None of them responded (of course), so they all were getting wacked, It was just so funny to see a tree spirit, Rick and Cap 'n Hand beating the living hell out of them. Was like a massive assault of RS on autoers, hehehehe. i saw that just there only it was at the magic trees neer seers the only bad thing is there a was a level 3 there cutting that wasnt an auto and he though they were talking to one of the autos and he lost a d axe i feel sorry for the guy this one 5 mins ago guy:Open ess plus 5gp me:Erm people are doing it for 2k guy:There sammers me:Erm then why havent you report them guy: cos i rapd them me:ooooooooh kaaaaaaaaaaay wierdo guy:Ill do it to you *does dance emote* me:Your a nutter Guy:your ugly me: then why are you doing that to me guy: OMG YOUR A MAN!!!!!!!!!! me: E I N S T E I N ! ! ! ! ! ! (SP?)
June 5, 200719 yr alright, i was training at the lesser and this girl was there and then she said this... :lol: =; Regards, Razr Hybrid ~RatE/HeLP mY HybRiD~ (PiCs INcLuDeD)~The Pure Devilz~ *56 Combat Only*
June 5, 200719 yr I went to world 1 lumby to see if I could pick up a funny noob thing. I didn't expect to find one that quickly... Noob: Can i hav sum money pls? Noob: Pls i need 4 my dog hes deing!!
June 5, 200719 yr alright, i was training at the lesser and this girl was there and then she said this... :lol: =; Regards, Razr Hybrid Ever heard of joking? Of fooling around with friends and such? Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.
June 5, 200719 yr alright, i was training at the lesser and this girl was there and then she said this... :lol: =; Regards, Razr Hybrid Ever heard of joking? Of fooling around with friends and such? yep she realy wanted to fool with her friends :D
June 5, 200719 yr I don't think she can be banned for that, mr. Wannabe Mod, but nice try. You're being watched.
June 5, 200719 yr just now at lumby basement w 99 i showed my noobiness a million ppl: its zezima omg free stuff! me: omg :wall: leave zezima alone million people: dude shes really here! me: zezima is a male u idio( i see zezima)...... omg its zezima DOOODS!!!!! ZEZIMA OMG!!!! trade me!!!!! ......why god why?
June 5, 200719 yr Honestly, if I was Zezima, I'd start over on a new account, and tell no-one, not even my closest friends, that I was Zezima. It would be horrible to walk around with a load of people... come on, you can't even go pking in the wildy if everyone is following you! You're being watched.
June 6, 200719 yr Honestly, if I was Zezima, I'd start over on a new account, and tell no-one, not even my closest friends, that I was Zezima. It would be horrible to walk around with a load of people... come on, you can't even go pking in the wildy if everyone is following you! On the other side of the pking, Zezima could get a lot of cash :lol: With all those ppl following him :roll:
June 6, 200719 yr a lvl4 comes to me(I don't remember exact words): noob: do you want full dragon me:yes noob: ok follo *takes me to some house* noob: my friend is lvl119 and he has full dragon noob: give me your pass me: ok, my pass is detroper(tat's not my pass) *noob logs out and logs back in* noob:your pass didn't work, say it again me: why do you need my pass? noob: so i can give you stuff me: why doesn't your friend come to give me stuff? noob: no, give me your pass me: is your friend logged in? noob: yes noob: she's married to zezima noob: she's my mom noob: they addopted me noob: they don't let me have an acc me: does your friend have dragon pl8 noob: of course, she got all *i logged out* refresh to see another sigF2p forever
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