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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Some guy reported me for mining gold. Apparantely I was "hacking" RuneScape. The same guy came around and reported me for chopping down a tree. Again for "hacking". I'd swear he's been stalking me....
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Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

lol..this noob was following me, and i was wearing addy without a helm:

 

 

 

noob: hey noob, look who came out of the cereal box

 

me: huh?

 

noob: yeah that's right..i'm talking to you noooooob

 

me: oh, sorry, i wasn't paying attention

 

noob: if you don't give me 100k, i'll keep following you

 

me: ok..

 

 

 

i let him follow me through a winding maze, then "Accidentally" stop by a bunch of ankou's...oops? he dies, then blames me. i tell him that if he stopped following me and stopped acting like a noob, he would've lived.

there was a guy who had 99 cooking and had his skill cape on and then a noob came and asked what his cooking lvl was...

earlier today this lvl 73 (im 66 combat) was telling me off calling me a noob. that sort of thing, so i challenged him to a duel

 

 

 

i said i'd stake 1M on myself if he staked his full rune.

 

 

 

needless to say, i now have an extra set of rune

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earlier today this lvl 73 (im 66 combat) was telling me off calling me a noob. that sort of thing, so i challenged him to a duel

 

 

 

i said i'd stake 1M on myself if he staked his full rune.

 

 

 

needless to say, i now have an extra set of rune

 

 

 

lol i can imagine how he reacted

Dang, this thread is just fantasticly amusing :)

 

Haven't watched all the funny noob comments yet.

 

But keep them coming.

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I saw a couple of level 60s having this conversation:

 

 

 

Person #1: do u wnt 2 b my gf?

 

Person #2: OK.

 

Person #1: Oh, wow. I wasn't expecting that.

 

Person #2: Huh?

 

Person #1: Nrmly ppl call me a freak and tell me 2 **** off.

 

Person #2: Awwwww. I'll b yor bf. just give me some prsnts.

 

Person #2: like a rune scimitar and kite

 

Person #1: y shld i do that?

 

Person #2: bcoz i'm ur gf now.

 

Person #1: Really? ok then.

 

 

 

*Person #1 gives Person #2 a rune scim and kite*

 

 

 

Person #2: thnks hun

 

 

 

*Person 2 teleports away*

 

 

 

Person #1: Oh ****.

 

*Person #1 turns to me*

 

 

 

Person #1: You never saw that.

 

Me: I did. I recorded it as well.

 

Person #1: OMG plz delete it!

 

 

 

Me: OK.

 

 

 

It was fun to watch. Also, I didn't really record it. Also, relationships in RuneScape are for losers.

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When I was a noob, this girl asked me to be her bf, and after I said no, she kept saying "Who needs a gf?

 

 

 

I intended to say "Not me"

 

I said "Not men" :XD:

 

 

 

That was kinda dumb...:roll:

 

 

 

She took it pretty well...she didn't swear.

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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I hate my generation.

(Some random girl walks up to me, about lvl 47)

 

Her: I love you.

 

Me: Wait, what?

 

Her: I love you.

 

(Nearby people lol)

 

Me: Why do you love me and who are you?

 

Her: Because you're so lovely and I'm someone who loves you.

 

Me: That's true, and it's great that you love me, but you realize I can't love someone back who I've just met 6 seconds ago.

 

Her: .......

 

Her: I still love you, my love.

 

Me: I'm walking away now.

 

(She follows)

 

Her: I love Killy Da Kid!

 

Me: Uuuugggghhhhh........

 

Her: I luv im i love im i love im i love him!!!

 

Me: (Longer groan)

 

Her: I love you, you know that? I love you!

 

Me: Yes, I remember.

 

Her: Say you love me, honey.

 

Me: No. And I'm no one's honey.

 

Her: Aawww, come on baby, say it.

 

(She does the kiss emote)

 

Me: No, and I'm not a baby. If I were, I'd be typing , ';dsaclrma5644dsja a7230djdk ald kamkam

 

Her: What do I have to do to get you to say it?

 

(I raise one eyebrow)

 

Her: Whatever it takes!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Here's what really happened, after she said ...to get you to say it?)

 

Me: Leaving works good.

 

Her: But we're inseperable!

 

Me: No, you're inseperable.

 

Her: Huh?

 

Me: All right, I'm tired, and annoyed, so here you go.

 

Her: XD

 

Me: I love y--

 

(I log out)

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I have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye.

"Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."

~ Freddie Mercury ~

Go Killy! Wicked one! =D>

I dont need a siggy no moar.

Go Killy! Wicked one! =D>
Thank you, thank you, true story, it happened near Baerak's shop in Varrock and I logged out about 20 steps from the Varrock west gate, south of Juliet's house.

 

 

 

:D :) 8-) :lol: :P :roll: :wink: =P~ \:D/ ::'

Hyt Chat FOREVER

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I have quit RuneScape. I have posted on the Leaving sticky saying so. Goodbye.

"Too late... my time has come... gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."

~ Freddie Mercury ~

Noob: R u member?

 

Me: No, im not member.

 

Noob: But ur hat is member! Ure member!

 

Me: Its a holiday item.

 

Noob: What is holiday?

 

Me: ..

 

 

 

oh well... -.-

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Noob: R u member?

 

Me: No, im not member.

 

Noob: But ur hat is member! Ure member!

 

Me: Its a holiday item.

 

Noob: What is holiday?

 

Me: ..

 

 

 

oh well... -.-

 

 

 

Ever thought, (That, if that English is exactly what he/she said) They could have just learnt english, or it's not their first language.. -.-

I dont need a siggy no moar.

Before you know it, you'll be reported for "hacking" (as in hitting the tree with an axe) a tree :lol:

Doomy edit: I like sheep

Noob kept following me saying "Selling 1 law rune! Selling 1 law rune!" over and over.

 

 

 

God, and when I'm in my F2P world (I'm F2P), I get about a kazillion noobs coming up to me asking if I will sell my rune scimmy, longsword, addy pick, or axe.

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It's not really a "noob," but yesterday, someone asked me if I was an autoer. I ignored him and he said, "I'll take that as a yes" and reported me. :roll:

It's not really a "noob," but yesterday, someone asked me if I was an autoer. I ignored him and he said, "I'll take that as a yes" and reported me

 

I hate it when people do this. :)

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It's not really a "noob,"

 

Wrong.

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You're being watched.

this noob came up to me and called me a noob btw im 80 more lvls than him

 

 

 

noob:noob

 

me: im the noob?

 

noob: i could owne u

 

me: ok lets go to the arena

 

noob:no its a waist

 

me:whas a waist?

 

noob: i know ill win

 

me: than u have nothing to lose

 

noob: ok fine lets go

 

 

 

and thats when he loged out, swiched world and ignord me

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there was a guy who had 99 cooking and had his skill cape on and then a noob came and asked what his cooking lvl was...

 

 

 

I was ranging in Karils, and somebody asked me my ranged level.

 

I replied with 68. ::' And the fruitcake said: Nice level.

 

 

 

*10 min go by*

 

 

 

"Hey! You cant have ranged 68 .. You're wearing Karil!"

 

Yes I can, I used range pot.. :-w

Why do we bake cookies, but cook bacon


99/99/80+ looking for monster hunting group


RS07: mb nb

Noob 1: Ahh. I just died! What do I do?

 

 

 

Noob2: Control Z

 

 

 

Noob1: Whats that?

 

 

 

Noob 2: Undo.

 

 

 

=D> :wall:

 

I was ranging in Karils, and somebody asked me my ranged level.

 

I replied with 68. ::' And the fruitcake said: Nice level.

 

 

 

*10 min go by*

 

 

 

"Hey! You cant have ranged 68 .. You're wearing Karil!"

 

Yes I can, I used range pot.. :-w

 

 

 

lol!

 

 

 

talk about slow ::'

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Some noobs say the funniest things and dude they take 1337 speak to the max. I was just walking in full sara through varrock a level 30 came up to me and started to beg so bad. He's saying 0mG can I plZ have UR Sera AMoar Pl0XX. this is so funny but sad. Why can't the people just make there own money and get their own saradomin armor Jeez.

 

 

 

~PeaceBoy~

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I was mage training on the lesser in the wizards tower when a lvl 18 noob comes along..

 

 

 

Noob: Teleport me in there

 

Me: What, Are you joking?

 

Noob: No teleport me in there

 

Me I wont do that for 2 reasons, 1 you'd die and 2 there is no such spell

 

Noob:I wouldnt die!!! I'd kill that ****

 

Me: there's no such spell, cant be done.

 

Noob: yes there is I killed one in Varrock, now teleport me in there.

 

Me: There is no lesser demon in varrock

 

Noob: Hahaha N00b!!! yes there is and I killed it with silverlight!!!

 

Me: that's completely different, that was for a quest

 

Noob: so?

 

Me: you couldn't kill one normally

 

Noob: Omg Yes I cud, you're just scared

 

 

 

I'm getting fed up, so I tell him how to get to the lessers in Karmaja.

 

 

 

2mins later a get a pm...

 

 

 

Noob: I'm reporting you for item scamming

 

Me: Why?

 

Noob: you tricked me to going to karmaja and bnow I lost my stuff

 

Noob: Give me money or i'll report you again.

 

 

 

 

 

And ignore...

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give F2P a penny and they want a dime; give P2P a quarter, they want 100,000 dollars, your car, house, boat, social security number, credit card numbers, drivers license, clothes on your back and everything you ever owned or interacted with ever
Before you know it, you'll be reported for "hacking" (as in hitting the tree with an axe) a tree :lol:

 

 

 

Some guy reported me for mining gold. Apparantely I was "hacking" RuneScape. The same guy came around and reported me for chopping down a tree. Again for "hacking". I'd swear he's been stalking me....

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