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just a few minutes this guy walks up to me trying buy my wildy cape, heres how the conversation went:

 

him:bui jo cape

 

me:what?

 

him:bui jo cape

 

me:english please

 

him:cape

 

him:2k

 

me:say"i'll buy your cape"

 

him:bui jo cape

 

me:no say buy

 

him:buy

 

me:good now say your

 

him:your

 

me:good! now put it together

 

him: i buy your cape

 

me:good enough*trades cape for 2k*

 

i was literally laughing out loud at this guy, irl he actually said bui jo cape for a while before i made him say it in english :lol:

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I have another:

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hi

 

Noob:Can i plz hav free armer

 

Noob:kk

 

Noob:Can i hav free bronze bars plz? i need so sum1 can mak me armor

 

Me on pm:Go to the mine south of lumbrige and mine the ores there.

 

Noob:kk. Weres Lumbrige?

 

Me: #-o

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can i buy your backpack?

 

(that "backpack" is from animal magnetism)

 

 

 

where can i buy a book that I can hold?

 

(reward from horror from the deep)

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I have another:

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hi

 

Noob:Can i plz hav free armer

 

Noob:kk

 

Noob:Can i hav free bronze bars plz? i need so sum1 can mak me armor

 

Me on pm:Go to the mine south of lumbrige and mine the ores there.

 

Noob:kk. Weres Lumbrige?

 

Me: #-o

 

 

 

i wish people would actually ask about the game, instead of for free stuff. i love telling newbies where to go or where some place is, it shows me that not all are complete idiots

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Noob:Hi want to be friends?

 

Me:Hmmmm Maaaybe

 

Noob:Lets go abby crafting together!

 

Me:Hmmmm Ok

 

*Equips glory ammy*

 

Noob:Can i kill you yet?

 

Me:Um sure

 

Noob:*Ice Barrage*

 

Noob:Are you dead yet?

 

Me:Glory tele's to edge

 

Noob:Why are you such a noob?

 

 

 

Dont make things up please -.-

 

 

 

amazingly im not makeing it up

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Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hi

 

Noob: I just got up a str lev, can I use your Dlong to see how high I can hit?

 

Me: You can't seriously expect me to believe that, can you?

 

Noob: No! I promise ill giv eet bak! (his grammer started to deteriorate at this point)

 

Noob: Come un M8 I prmice!

 

Me: No

 

Noob: Hey, your mom was good last night.

 

Me:WTF?(Reported)

 

Noob: Specialy whn yur dad joind in

 

Me:WTF?!?

 

Noob:*Skips away*

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:| One came up to me on lumby bank roof while I was alching in my "rich" armor(black(g)trim)

 

 

 

Him:Friends?

 

Me:ok(dosent add)

 

Him:I added you and now we will be together for life ^.^(<-Good typer :shock: )

 

Me:Ok....

 

Him:so...Can you tele me to lumby?

 

Me:?

 

Him:Please! I need to meet my friend there!

 

Me:o.O

 

 

 

:-s He went on begging for me to give my pass, items, money I was making from alchs, and finaly to forgive him/her/it :roll:

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And another:

 

 

 

Noob: Hi

 

Me: Hi.

 

Noob: Do you know where Rimmington is?

 

Me: You know Port Sarim?

 

Noob: Ye

 

Me: Go west from it.

 

Another noob: (with really bad "English")Don't listen to him, he's lying! You have to go south of Lumby!

 

Noob: Ty *goes where the noob told him to*

 

Me: Don't listen to him, he is lying. Just go west from Port Sarim.

 

Noob: Shut up noob

 

 

 

So he preferred his advice? He was a frickin' level 10 and so rather untrustworthy with his "gramer". Sad thing is how there was no-one else to say I'm right, so now this level 10 idiot managed to succeed in his idiotic ways.

 

 

 

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noob ( with black skin): noob

 

me: lol noob

 

another noob : you are rasistic

 

 

 

or my bro had this in F2P :

 

 

 

noob : hey you see that player ?

 

him : witch player ?

 

noob : the one who's called 'man',we can attack him.

 

him : thats an NPC lolz

 

noob : lool learn to play noob

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Just had this, I was going to slay at the lightower and I see this lvl 112 guy in there with firecape :

 

 

 

guy: Hiiiii

 

me: Hi

 

guy : How are you mate? ( me = :-s )

 

me : I feel like someone with 2 days of membership left Xd

 

guy:Lol

 

guy: can I have your black mask?

 

me:?...

 

guy:plz

 

Me:Have you bought this account or what?

 

guy : What account???

 

 

 

and it goes on -.- he then procedes to say he has never slayed before..

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i was walking in lumby having fun with my easter ring, i turn into an egg, some random noobie comes and starts asking me questions...i managed to answer all of them exept one: are you an npc? :wall:

Also, i tried farming once and my potatoes died, put me off forever.
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This one is funny but I would say the guy was a newb rather than a noob

 

 

 

I was ranging blues with a c bow and this guys says:

 

Guy: Wow! Magic arrows?

 

Me: No, its a c bow

 

Guy: Ooo, Steel arrows

 

Me: Lol

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EDIT:Arr...Did not work.

 

Oh well, it basically went like this...

 

I was sitting, training on Lathas Ogres, and all of a sudden a level 104 came up to me. I was browsing the TIF, so he started talking to me without my knowledge. (And I'm paraphrasing)

 

Him:Hey

 

Him:hey

 

Him:HEY!!!!

 

Me:Oh, hey, sorry...I was on the forums :P

 

Him:How to I train?

 

Me:train what?

 

Him:raise my levels, you're a hacker

 

Me:( :-s )

 

Me:Actually, I played...Apparently you did too...

 

Him:What's the best food?

 

Me:Ummm...Either manta rays or sea turtles.

 

Him:Hahaha liar I bought spinach rolls from a website for 10 mil each which i bought from another sight lol

 

Me:riiight...

 

:wall:

 

EDIT2:This might work...

 

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EDIT3:YAY!!!!!! Sorry its so small though, don't know how to crop goodly :?

 

And I know that's not the whole conversation, just funniest to me :oops:

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well i was a hellhounds and this is how it goes

 

 

 

He was lvl 103 walks in

 

wearing obbycape guth d hide top blk d hide chaps and mage short

 

and im wearing full guth d hide

 

 

 

Noob:nice top lol -.-

 

Me: (browsing these forums) thx

 

Me: sorry i was afk

 

Noob:(starts killing hounds)

 

me: can u hop plz?

 

noob:I dun hop (thats how he said it)

 

noob: if u dun like ir u eleave (this is how he spells stuff)

 

me:come on m8 i hopped 10 times to find a world

 

noob: minus well make it 11

 

me:meh ill stay (trying to push him out)

 

noob: hahahaha (starts double killing hounds)

 

 

 

he does this for a while as im am typing this

 

i take out one of his hounds and he starts going off at me and hops

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I was cutting willows in f2p and a black guy character walked up and asked for free stuff. A lot of us called him a noob and told him to stop begging and the noob said he reported us to jagex for racism. =/

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I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so.

 

 

 

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I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so.

 

 

 

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Hey thats me! Wow nice to see you are crushed by that interaction and you keep mentioning it time after time. Emo Much?

 

 

 

Noobs, they just say the darnedest things.

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I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so.

 

 

 

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Hey thats me! Wow nice to see you are crushed by that interaction and you keep mentioning it time after time. Emo Much?

 

 

 

Noobs, they just say the darnedest things.

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Noob: Sellin white legs 1bil!!!1111111

 

Me: They're not that much.

 

Noob: Wat would u no?

 

Me: Well you can buy them from a white knight for less than that.

 

Noob: I'm reporting u 4 bug abuse! u wont stop buggin me! noob1

 

 

 

 

 

i get that a lot, "reported for bug abuse!" lol

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