June 28, 200719 yr just a few minutes this guy walks up to me trying buy my wildy cape, heres how the conversation went: him:bui jo cape me:what? him:bui jo cape me:english please him:cape him:2k me:say"i'll buy your cape" him:bui jo cape me:no say buy him:buy me:good now say your him:your me:good! now put it together him: i buy your cape me:good enough*trades cape for 2k* i was literally laughing out loud at this guy, irl he actually said bui jo cape for a while before i made him say it in english :lol:
June 29, 200719 yr I have another: Noob: Hi Me: Hi Noob:Can i plz hav free armer Noob:kk Noob:Can i hav free bronze bars plz? i need so sum1 can mak me armor Me on pm:Go to the mine south of lumbrige and mine the ores there. Noob:kk. Weres Lumbrige? Me: #-o
June 29, 200719 yr can i buy your backpack? (that "backpack" is from animal magnetism) where can i buy a book that I can hold? (reward from horror from the deep) There are 10 types of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't.64% of teenagers are bad at math if you are one of the 48% who aren't copy this and paste it in your signature.
June 29, 200719 yr I have another: Noob: Hi Me: Hi Noob:Can i plz hav free armer Noob:kk Noob:Can i hav free bronze bars plz? i need so sum1 can mak me armor Me on pm:Go to the mine south of lumbrige and mine the ores there. Noob:kk. Weres Lumbrige? Me: #-o i wish people would actually ask about the game, instead of for free stuff. i love telling newbies where to go or where some place is, it shows me that not all are complete idiots
June 29, 200719 yr Noob:Hi want to be friends? Me:Hmmmm Maaaybe Noob:Lets go abby crafting together! Me:Hmmmm Ok *Equips glory ammy* Noob:Can i kill you yet? Me:Um sure Noob:*Ice Barrage* Noob:Are you dead yet? Me:Glory tele's to edge Noob:Why are you such a noob? Dont make things up please -.- amazingly im not makeing it up
June 29, 200719 yr Noob: Hi Me: Hi Noob: I just got up a str lev, can I use your Dlong to see how high I can hit? Me: You can't seriously expect me to believe that, can you? Noob: No! I promise ill giv eet bak! (his grammer started to deteriorate at this point) Noob: Come un M8 I prmice! Me: No Noob: Hey, your mom was good last night. Me:WTF?(Reported) Noob: Specialy whn yur dad joind in Me:WTF?!? Noob:*Skips away* ^Clicky for Q Cape Blog^MY SIGGIE AND BANNER SHOP
June 29, 200719 yr :| One came up to me on lumby bank roof while I was alching in my "rich" armor(black(g)trim) Him:Friends? Me:ok(dosent add) Him:I added you and now we will be together for life ^.^(<-Good typer :shock: ) Me:Ok.... Him:so...Can you tele me to lumby? Me:? Him:Please! I need to meet my friend there! Me:o.O :-s He went on begging for me to give my pass, items, money I was making from alchs, and finaly to forgive him/her/it :roll:
June 29, 200719 yr Noob: Hey im a jdaex mod gimme ur pass or il; delete Noob: urr acc. Me: If your a jagex mod, wheres your crown? Noob: In bank
June 29, 200719 yr And another: Noob: Hi Me: Hi. Noob: Do you know where Rimmington is? Me: You know Port Sarim? Noob: Ye Me: Go west from it. Another noob: (with really bad "English")Don't listen to him, he's lying! You have to go south of Lumby! Noob: Ty *goes where the noob told him to* Me: Don't listen to him, he is lying. Just go west from Port Sarim. Noob: Shut up noob So he preferred his advice? He was a frickin' level 10 and so rather untrustworthy with his "gramer". Sad thing is how there was no-one else to say I'm right, so now this level 10 idiot managed to succeed in his idiotic ways. Noobs leading the Noobs : Don't follow me. You might not make it.All your accounts are belong to us now.If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator
June 29, 200719 yr noob ( with black skin): noob me: lol noob another noob : you are rasistic or my bro had this in F2P : noob : hey you see that player ? him : witch player ? noob : the one who's called 'man',we can attack him. him : thats an NPC lolz noob : lool learn to play noob ~~back to f2p~~
June 29, 200719 yr Just had this, I was going to slay at the lightower and I see this lvl 112 guy in there with firecape : guy: Hiiiii me: Hi guy : How are you mate? ( me = :-s ) me : I feel like someone with 2 days of membership left Xd guy:Lol guy: can I have your black mask? me:?... guy:plz Me:Have you bought this account or what? guy : What account??? and it goes on -.- he then procedes to say he has never slayed before.. Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07.
June 29, 200719 yr i was walking in lumby having fun with my easter ring, i turn into an egg, some random noobie comes and starts asking me questions...i managed to answer all of them exept one: are you an npc? :wall: Also, i tried farming once and my potatoes died, put me off forever.
June 29, 200719 yr This one is funny but I would say the guy was a newb rather than a noob I was ranging blues with a c bow and this guys says: Guy: Wow! Magic arrows? Me: No, its a c bow Guy: Ooo, Steel arrows Me: Lol ^Click it to see my BLOGBarrows Drops: 3[spear, dh helm, t helm]Law Crafting guide
June 30, 200719 yr EDIT:Arr...Did not work. Oh well, it basically went like this... I was sitting, training on Lathas Ogres, and all of a sudden a level 104 came up to me. I was browsing the TIF, so he started talking to me without my knowledge. (And I'm paraphrasing) Him:Hey Him:hey Him:HEY!!!! Me:Oh, hey, sorry...I was on the forums :P Him:How to I train? Me:train what? Him:raise my levels, you're a hacker Me:( :-s ) Me:Actually, I played...Apparently you did too... Him:What's the best food? Me:Ummm...Either manta rays or sea turtles. Him:Hahaha liar I bought spinach rolls from a website for 10 mil each which i bought from another sight lol Me:riiight... :wall: EDIT2:This might work... EDIT3:YAY!!!!!! Sorry its so small though, don't know how to crop goodly :? And I know that's not the whole conversation, just funniest to me :oops: catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
July 1, 200719 yr well i was a hellhounds and this is how it goes He was lvl 103 walks in wearing obbycape guth d hide top blk d hide chaps and mage short and im wearing full guth d hide Noob:nice top lol -.- Me: (browsing these forums) thx Me: sorry i was afk Noob:(starts killing hounds) me: can u hop plz? noob:I dun hop (thats how he said it) noob: if u dun like ir u eleave (this is how he spells stuff) me:come on m8 i hopped 10 times to find a world noob: minus well make it 11 me:meh ill stay (trying to push him out) noob: hahahaha (starts double killing hounds) he does this for a while as im am typing this i take out one of his hounds and he starts going off at me and hops Barrows Drops: Guthans Helm, Dharok Legs, Ahrims Hood
July 1, 200719 yr I get noobs comming up tome asking fi my guthan's is like hardleather body or toragg i get toragg alot i'm like are you stupid? and i HATE when they ask for free stuff. what a idiot.
July 1, 200719 yr Saw this while alching the other day. Noob 1: hey u have a bf? Noob 2: no Noob 1: wanna be my gf? noob 2: ur just trying to get in my pants noob 1: noob
July 1, 200719 yr I was cutting willows in f2p and a black guy character walked up and asked for free stuff. A lot of us called him a noob and told him to stop begging and the noob said he reported us to jagex for racism. =/
July 1, 200719 yr I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so.
July 1, 200719 yr I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so. Hey thats me! Wow nice to see you are crushed by that interaction and you keep mentioning it time after time. Emo Much? Noobs, they just say the darnedest things. The Slayers Guild a Slayer Clan led by Axe Man Jack Proud to have written the most plagiarized Slayer guide on the planet.
July 1, 200719 yr I was 88 or so combat, just hallying rock and stick (level 111 and 105 troll near burthorpe) when the guy comes along, putting down cannon, then telling me to get lost - inconsiderate? I think so. Hey thats me! Wow nice to see you are crushed by that interaction and you keep mentioning it time after time. Emo Much? Noobs, they just say the darnedest things.Heh I looked past the spray paint and it really is Axe. Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
July 1, 200719 yr Noob: Sellin white legs 1bil!!!1111111 Me: They're not that much. Noob: Wat would u no? Me: Well you can buy them from a white knight for less than that. Noob: I'm reporting u 4 bug abuse! u wont stop buggin me! noob1 Click for blog!Watch great videos! http://uk.youtube.com/profile?user=plod64
July 1, 200719 yr Noob: Sellin white legs 1bil!!!1111111 Me: They're not that much. Noob: Wat would u no? Me: Well you can buy them from a white knight for less than that. Noob: I'm reporting u 4 bug abuse! u wont stop buggin me! noob1 i get that a lot, "reported for bug abuse!" lol Click Here!
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