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A good friend in game just told me this one today... could be true or not since I didn't see it.

 

 

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Friend : What you after noob

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Noob : Free items plox

 

Noob : wishes to trade with you

 

Friend : LOL, get some dignity, you're level 89

 

Noob : What drops that?

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umm please tell me you were just trying to confuse him and don't talk like that all the time :-k i couldn't understand it lol

 

Yep. That's what I use to confuse people. Works almost as well as L337.

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I didn't respond to him. :| So he assumes a level 99 with Guthans is a bot. Hah.

 

 

 

That's what lead me to my near death experiance with my gear of totally about 20M. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

So I put on my rune defender as I'm about to leave and read what he said. I didn't even notice I had about 31 hp while talking on the forums, irc, and pm's. I start arguing and he calls me a noob over and over again. Well I forgot i had my mirror shield off. So I attack a Basilisk. I see two 10's! I'm freaked out because I'm basically red barred. I switch over to my Mirror shield and one hits a 5 on me. I quickly put on my air staff and click the damn camelot teleport. I didn't notice at the time, but I had my combat stats down to 3. So frantically I click my ectophial while I run out of the room. I make my way to the alter shaking. I would be pissed if I lost those items. Well if you read this far say "Dad! There goes an Oreo running toward us!".

 

 

 

Hehe.

 

 

 

Dad! There goes an Oreo running toward us!

 

 

 

Anyways..Nice story..You nearly died :XD:

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^^Me being a noob...

 

 

 

lol what is it then? hey dont laugh!!! :wall: im serious!!! :wall:

 

I was reading the old posts and I saw this. I asked my sister what she thought it was and she said "a person turned into a santa hat?". I immediately knew that it belonged in this thread.

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Just then:

 

 

 

Varrock World One

 

 

 

While I was merchanting, I decided to randomly report some autotypers until I met this guy:

 

 

 

Me: You have been reported for the use of a macro program

 

Him: I wasn't

 

Me: Yes you were- I'm not a fool :roll:

 

Him: Ever thought that people could actually type that fast

 

Me: Yeah, type such a long sentence complete with two effects every one second? :roll:

 

Him: With practise, you can

 

Me: Don't try to make excuses

 

Him: As an American citizen, I have the right to freedom of speech

 

Me: Never said you didn't

 

Him: You're just a mod wannabe

 

Me: I'm trying to remove the community of cheaters like you

 

Him: You know, Jagex randomly chooses the mods?

 

Me: No they don't, P Mods are trusted members of the community

 

Him: No, a lvl 3 has the same chance as a lvl 126

 

Me: Not true

 

Him: My uncle used to work for Jagex, he knows evertything

 

Me: You're very close to being reported again

 

Him: What for?

 

Me: Rule 5

 

Him: Another false report will only add to your black marks

 

Me: I'm off to post this in the 'Noobs say the funniest things' thread. Bye!

 

*logs off and comes here*

 

 

 

It's funny how he changed between 5 or 6 stories during that conversation, each one being an excuse to cover up his wrongdoings. Then when all fails, he accuses me of breaking the rules by false reporting.

 

 

 

NB: I cut off some of the story, mainly noob-calling and false reporting of me by him.

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some noob with a cat was runnnig around catherby talking to his cat...having an imaginary conversation.

 

 

 

 

 

it sounded a lil like....

 

 

 

 

 

noob~look lucifer that high lv is cooking fish.

 

noob~i kno it smells yummy lucifer!

 

noob~only u like raw fish lucifer.

 

noob~u wanna see the people fish lucifer?

 

noob~wheres that? i'll folo u!

 

noob~lucifer dont say that...you'lget banned.

 

noob~haha lucifer peed on you

 

me~wtf u and ure cat can go kill yourself leave me alone.

 

noob~lucifer is angered

 

me~good u do kno lucifer is satan rite -_-'

 

noob~lucifer is full of love! (cry emote)

 

me~o well go tell lucifer to go away.

 

noob~yea watch this (shoos his cat away)

 

me~haha u cant get him back now

 

noob~ no lucifer iis smart...he'll come back

 

some lv 113~ no dude swords rite

 

noob~wtf sword ure rported for bug abuse!

 

me~ok then...report me for this to.... go F*** ureself (yes i dont care about swearing and i was reported)

 

noob~haha enjoy ure ban

 

me~haha enjoy ure cat being dead

 

noob~(tele to lumby)

 

 

 

 

 

p.s.

 

 

 

i appealed my swearing succesfuly =D

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Found this kinda funny.

 

 

 

I'm walking throught the wilderness and a level 40 is walking around, skulled. My pure is level 42. I attack him. He kinda wonders around in the general direction of out of the wild. I almost K0 him , because he hasn't eaten, and he finnally eats and runs to level 1. Here's what he said:

 

 

 

Him: FFS!

 

Him: Why didn't you ask [to fight him]?

 

Me: Didn't know I had to...

 

 

 

Idk, I found this to be kinda silly :P

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I was training at minotaurs earlier today and two rangers came in.

 

 

 

 

 

Ranger1:This is a ranged training area.

 

Ranger2:Yeah, warriors should go away.

 

Ranger1:Yup, warriors like Wrongful Ban.

 

Ranger2:Go away warrior noob.

 

Me:This area isn't specificly for rangers.

 

Ranger2:Yes it is, so go away.

 

Me:No, you aren't the boss of me.

 

Ranger1:Yes he is.

 

Ranger2:Thats right, I am.

 

Me:Well fine, then you are both my pets. =)

 

Ranger2:Wth?

 

Ranger1:I'm no pet.

 

Me:Go do pet things. =)

 

 

 

 

 

I read something about someone calling someone else their pet on the first page of this thread, thats why I told the rangers that they were my pets. It was pretty fun.

 

 

 

What is it with rangers being annoying in 2s? Theres these 2 morons that wouldnt just shut up the other day... Kept calling me noob/ froob and saying how they have lvl 110 mains...

 

 

 

Idiots... <.<

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I think i should chagne my gender on both my accounts because of all the people that ask out female chars. I always say "No" and they call ME the noob -.-. This seems to happen more when I'm wearing Rune (t).

 

 

 

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Also, I gave my sister my pure ranger/miner account and told her how to make money to buy equipment. I continued playing for about 5 mins and she asks how to make money. :wall:

 

I decide to go mining with her and she gets out a bronze pick. I asked her why she didn't have her rune pick and she said she couldn't use it yet (couldn't equip it, 11 attack, 58 mining). I told her she could she got it out and mined for about 10mins before giving up and playing on the Sims 2.

 

 

 

She is so ungrateful.

 

 

 

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I was on my lower level account during this:

 

Noob: I have a cousin that's level 140 and he gives me stuff.

 

Me: Do you know what the highest level is?

 

Noob: (ignores me)

 

Me: (to other people fishing) The highest combat level for people is 126...

 

Me: you can be higher if you are an NPC, so i guess (Noob's name) is...

 

Me: related to pixels.

 

 

 

The noob was the same combat level as my lower level account.

 

 

 

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I was smelting steel bars on my lower level account and i had just finished, I had read that jagex was going to fix the door spamming bug, so I decided to have some fun before they did. This guy was trying to get in and he couldn't, this other guy helping me by guarding the other door (Falador furnace). He called me a noob and I thanked him.

 

 

 

It was VERY fun. And noobish. :P

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awesome thread i must say,

 

i know some people posted things like this, but i just had to post mine.

 

 

 

well this one just happened to me on BA, this noob with 'jagex' in his name was pming me:

 

 

 

noob: hello sir\madam, i am a jagex staff, and we have recieved

 

noob: a few reports about you account sharing. i am afraid we will have

 

noob: to ban your account unless you answer a few questions.

 

me playing along: oh my! please don't ban me! what do i need to do??

 

noob: i need to make sure you are the real owner of this acount,

 

noob: so i will need you to answer a few questions.

 

me: plase do, i don't want to get banned!

 

noob: 1. how long ago was this account created?

 

me: about 2 and a half years ago.

 

noob: ok, have you ever recieved any black marks?

 

me: never. 0 black marks.

 

noob: ok, please state your first and correct bank pins.

 

me: first - 1337, correct - 7331

 

noob: ok, please state your first and correct pass.

 

me: ok, first - getyourownaccount,

 

me: correct - enjoybeingbanned

 

noob: oh, you are not dumb...

 

me: not dumb at all.

 

*noob logs out*

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some noob with a cat was runnnig around catherby talking to his cat...having an imaginary conversation.

 

 

 

 

 

it sounded a lil like....

 

 

 

 

 

noob~look lucifer that high lv is cooking fish.

 

noob~i kno it smells yummy lucifer!

 

noob~only u like raw fish lucifer.

 

noob~u wanna see the people fish lucifer?

 

noob~wheres that? i'll folo u!

 

noob~lucifer dont say that...you'lget banned.

 

noob~haha lucifer peed on you

 

me~wtf u and ure cat can go kill yourself leave me alone.

 

noob~lucifer is angered

 

me~good u do kno lucifer is satan rite -_-'

 

noob~lucifer is full of love! (cry emote)

 

me~o well go tell lucifer to go away.

 

noob~yea watch this (shoos his cat away)

 

me~haha u cant get him back now

 

noob~ no lucifer iis smart...he'll come back

 

some lv 113~ no dude swords rite

 

noob~wtf sword ure rported for bug abuse!

 

me~ok then...report me for this to.... go F*** ureself (yes i dont care about swearing and i was reported)

 

noob~haha enjoy ure ban

 

me~haha enjoy ure cat being dead

 

noob~(tele to lumby)

 

 

 

 

 

p.s.

 

 

 

i appealed my swearing succesfuly =D

 

 

 

If when you swore and it was starred out **** then you cannot be reported for it. If you happened to bypass the censor and it came out as the word intended, then I would love to know how you got out of recieving black marks. -.-

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occasionally when I speak, I get something like:

 

 

 

"wow, nice mod!"

 

 

 

"0mG! ur a mod!"

 

 

 

"mod! hii!!!"

 

 

 

"hey wats krown thing" <- :-k

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red ball? there are bouncy balls in runescape :-k #-o ?

 

meh b, i was going to say bead

 

 

 

sorry.... :D

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red ball? there are bouncy balls in runescape :-k #-o ?

 

meh b, i was going to say bead

 

 

 

sorry.... :D

 

 

 

Imagine, it's like:

 

 

 

Person: OMFG A SANTA HAT!

 

Me: It's only a red bead on ashes

 

Person: (12 seconds later) OMFG IT REALLY IS!

 

(Puts on)

 

Me: #-o

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If when you swore and it was starred out **** then you cannot be reported for it. If you happened to bypass the censor and it came out as the word intended, then I would love to know how you got out of recieving black marks.-.-

 

 

 

Even if the words are only starred out, only two cases can save you. First, if you say only the censored word ("****") and second, if you say something that censors a word but it is not flaming after all (even something like "This armor is so ****" is okay). But if you say "**** you", it's censored but you still get the blackmarks.

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To be honest I find this very silly.

 

 

 

noob: Give me pretty clothes!

 

noob: I was hacked by my bf give me pretty clothes!

 

me: Why do you need 'pretty clothes'?

 

noob: Coz i was hacked and i need pretty clothes!

 

Me: rofl..

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Just then:

 

 

 

Varrock World One

 

 

 

While I was merchanting, I decided to randomly report some autotypers until I met this guy:

 

 

 

Me: You have been reported for the use of a macro program

 

Him: I wasn't

 

Me: Yes you were- I'm not a fool :roll:

 

Him: Ever thought that people could actually type that fast

 

Me: Yeah, type such a long sentence complete with two effects every one second? :roll:

 

Him: With practise, you can

 

Me: Don't try to make excuses

 

Him: As an American citizen, I have the right to freedom of speech

 

Me: Never said you didn't

 

Him: You're just a mod wannabe

 

Me: I'm trying to remove the community of cheaters like you

 

Him: You know, Jagex randomly chooses the mods?

 

Me: No they don't, P Mods are trusted members of the community

 

Him: No, a lvl 3 has the same chance as a lvl 126

 

Me: Not true

 

Him: My uncle used to work for Jagex, he knows evertything

 

Me: You're very close to being reported again

 

Him: What for?

 

Me: Rule 5

 

Him: Another false report will only add to your black marks

 

Me: I'm off to post this in the 'Noobs say the funniest things' thread. Bye!

 

*logs off and comes here*

 

 

 

It's funny how he changed between 5 or 6 stories during that conversation, each one being an excuse to cover up his wrongdoings. Then when all fails, he accuses me of breaking the rules by false reporting.

 

 

 

NB: I cut off some of the story, mainly noob-calling and false reporting of me by him.

 

 

 

First off, auto typers can't be reported. It was stated by Jagex themselves. Second, it's pretty random as to who becomes a mod. Everyone who plays the game honestly and reports has an even chance, level 126 or level 3. I think you were the bigger noob in that situation, just a wannabe mod.

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