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what lv(combat)l are you? 111(p2p) or 105(f2p) what is your highest lvl? 89 strength what is your lowest(if youre nonmem dont tell me some mem subject like thieving)? 9 hunter how many friends you have? Quite a few

Removal of PKing. "omg u nub" "stop safing or i pray" "tele nub" "hey u no armor fite" "take off ur armor" "lol pwnt" "dont eat u nub" You get the drift.

I wask killing goblins for 1k cash, I got around 900gp before a higher level came up to me and gave me 1k.

The Lair of Tarn Razorlor. Sure the salve amulet (e) is nice, but I can't think of any reason why one would go back to the lair after they finish the miniquest.

IMO, Bronze to rune scimmy > longsword Dragon longsword > scimmy

The biggest deterrent to kebab eating is the painstaking procedure of talking to Karim 28 times...

Note: I have posted this same thing on many sources, including RuneScape forums/fan sites. I dont know what it is with some people. Most parents know that some kids need to get a real life and stop being babied all the time. Not this one. Theres a kid (and his behaviour shows it) at my schooI that is a major (and let me capitalize this: MAJOR) over-reactionist. If you go to my schooI you probably already know whom Im talking about, but I will not name him for privacy and legality reasons. Now you probably dont know him. But hes the type who would cry if you called him fat. He looks and acts about five years younger than he is. He has no friends (though there is ONE person who he calls a friend, though I highly doubt it). Whats most ironic with this person is that he is attached to his mum as if a five year old would. Its not uncommon to see him jibbering away all lunchtime on his phone to his mum. He has the most fascist personality ever. He treats himself as if he were the son of Bill and Hillary Clinton. The most frightening thing is, he is completely oblivious to others hatred of him, and his inability to pick up visual cues makes him completely immersed in a delusional state of mind that only exacerbates the original problem. His complete lack of humour and hypocritical attitude makes him the subject of well-meaning humour, where the end result is often a brain explosion that occurs on a semi-regular basis to absolutely trivial incidences. He has about double the weight of a person of his height, and his physical ability is pitiful. (He received THIRTY-SIX for his dyno, while three quarters of the class can get that on ONE HAND). If you add up all these factors, you dont have to be a rocket scientist to know why most sane people would stay well away from him. My point? Mommies should stop bubble wrapping their kids and treating them as toddlers. As a result, this person has turned from a person to what Id call a poor excuse for a human being. People like this should be directly referred to the Committee for Aesthetic Deletion, and stupid 65-year old mothers who still treat 13 year olds as their precious little baby are to blame. Now if Jagex would legalize luring

The more people quit, the more immaturity that leaves RuneScape. If I were Jagex I'd rather 40,000 friendly people than 200,000 idiots playing my game any day. Despite the revenue.

We have this 'library brigade' at our library where everyone comes to play RuneScape. Today, I visited the library for non-RS pruposes and i got: *A level 60 saying 'OMG I'm so pro' literally every 4 seconds *A lvl 10 calling everyone a 'noob' *A level 15 saying he needs a black scimmy because his lvl 126 friend will kill him. When i ask why the lvl 126 needs a blk scimmy he quickly says: 'I meant lvl 50' *When I log on to the computer, they see my combat level (74, not that high) and everyone's over me like a rash, begging for money

By removing unnecessary 2nd and third floors of buildings, and removing buildings that serve no real purpose other than to give drop traders a place to commit their crimes. E.g.Some buildings in Eastern Falador should be removed immediately, the space can be used to increase the size of the hideously undersized Falador East Bank. Most buildings in Varrock (general store, clothes store, sword shop, general store etc.) have a second floor with no use, remove please! Give the wildy back, but remove two squares from each level of the wildy. Features (e.g. Ruins) will remain the same size but slightly re-located. Wildy minigames remain as is but are slightly re-located to cover more levels of the wildy due to the shrunk wildy. Ideas/comments?

Oh, really? How the hell would that work? Bots would just download the game, get a human to go through the 'security processes' (by the way please elaborate on that) then bot as usual. Unless you mean 'security processes' per login, then that would be as detrimental to legitimate players than randoms have ever been. Randoms are very frequently teleported by these random events. That statement is based on no fact at all. Have a look at Rimmington Yews in F2P. You'll see what I mean. They pretty much are Then why don't YOU, the genius, go into Jagex Towers, approach Andrew Gower and tell him your brilliant plan that 99.9999% of everyone knows? Or better yet, YOU start your own MMORPG then you decide what to do. Mm-hm. You want runes, you pay the full price. Don't get angry at Jagex for your laziness. How? Deaths were always at 300 each in the player market before the update, why should Jagex allow players to get them for just over 200? A very good one indeed. NPC stores were never designed to provide RuneScapians with a bargain. If the generally accepted player price has risen, so should the shop prices. Have you no brain? The reason the little kiddies put up that garbage is because they lost their stuff/ died/ whatever in-game activity that they don't like. Plain and simple, so they throw a temper tantrum against the RuneScape players, community and Jagex. If Jagex provided everyone with infinite cash and stats would people hate RuneScape? People with brains- yes. Eight-year-olds- no. Ironic since not one bit of info is backed up. Refer to above. That is SO Jagex's fault. Meh. The only reason for this is because idiots inundate them with 'OMG I Lost mi stuph pl0z replace' that they are naturally unable to sift through the garabge that comes their way. How? Elaborate That's the players fault. People need to know to suit themselves, rather than getting Jagex to suit them. As the saying says: 'If the mountain won't come to you, you must go to the mountain'. Jagex isn't your mother there to fulfil your every request. You can do that too, by quiting. Many people have done that without throwing a hissy fit.

Many people have said it and I will say it again. This is RuneScape, not MeScape. If someone who has worked harder than you reaps the benefits they deserve, you are in no position to feel upset. There is no way you can be lazy and expect someone who has worked hard to give you what you have not worked for. There is NO OTHER EXPLANATION. Understood? Now mine with your mouth shut, and next time that lvl 99 comes, think to yourself the hours of hard work he/she had to put in to achieve that. Or stop mining and find something else to do where other people are not allowed to benefit from their own hard work. Yes? Now, go!

I went on World 1 the other day and took down the combat levels of a rather large number of players at four different free-to-play locations. This is what I found: Varrock median level: 45 Lumbridge median level: 27 Falador median level: 50 Karamja median level: 58 Locations where I took these statistics Varrock: near the general store, on the path leading to Lumbridge Lumbridge: On the path by the combat tutors Falador: On the path next to the east bank Karamja- Lobster fishing point

Just then: Varrock World One While I was merchanting, I decided to randomly report some autotypers until I met this guy: Me: You have been reported for the use of a macro program Him: I wasn't Me: Yes you were- I'm not a fool :roll: Him: Ever thought that people could actually type that fast Me: Yeah, type such a long sentence complete with two effects every one second? :roll: Him: With practise, you can Me: Don't try to make excuses Him: As an American citizen, I have the right to freedom of speech Me: Never said you didn't Him: You're just a mod wannabe Me: I'm trying to remove the community of cheaters like you Him: You know, Jagex randomly chooses the mods? Me: No they don't, P Mods are trusted members of the community Him: No, a lvl 3 has the same chance as a lvl 126 Me: Not true Him: My uncle used to work for Jagex, he knows evertything Me: You're very close to being reported again Him: What for? Me: Rule 5 Him: Another false report will only add to your black marks Me: I'm off to post this in the 'Noobs say the funniest things' thread. Bye! *logs off and comes here* It's funny how he changed between 5 or 6 stories during that conversation, each one being an excuse to cover up his wrongdoings. Then when all fails, he accuses me of breaking the rules by false reporting. NB: I cut off some of the story, mainly noob-calling and false reporting of me by him.

Why not make RuneScape more like real life. With three things- Births, Deaths and Marriages. A 'birth' is when a new account is created. The person is 'born' and added to the database of births in the Births Office in Lumbridge (this is where the old room with the range use to be. The range is now in the room with the furnace. Anyone can come to the Births Office and look up details such as date of birth, gender, combat level, hair & skin colour and clothes. A 'death' is when a player currently dies in RuneScape. Every death is registered and put on database which is available in a small office in the Lumbridge graveyard. Anyone can come into the Deaths Office and look up when someone else died. A 'marriage' is a ceremony between a male and female character. On each character, there will be a right-click 'Marry' option with people of the opposite gender. When the other person agrees to a marriage, the people are teleported to a 'Marital Ceremony', which is in the Church in Lumbridge. Anyone can come and be a guest in a marital ceremony by visiting the Lumbridge church and sitting on one of the benches. At the ceremony, the bridesmade and bridesgroom will each have a 'Kiss' right-click option that they can use at any time. Each marital ceremony is two munutes in duration. Shall the Lumbridge church be in use, other churches may be used (Port Sarim, Varrock) may be used. After a marriage, people must file for a divorce before engaging in a gender change. The Births Department will have information on each marriage and divorce each person has engaged in. So whatdya think?

I could do with some phr33 st00f... 8-) Hobo_dude10 F2p

They don't dissappear, people buy them quickly... Uh, no they don't A ruen plate is over 100k, ruen legs- 81k, ruen kite at around 70k and rune full helm at around 45k. Who'd wanna buy that!?

Yep. Typical. Its just not needed. If you cant click twice, you need to get a new mouse. Sorry, its just not needed. And, glory does the same job anyway. Wait, if a teleport to Al Kharid is not needed, then what is? Tele to Lumbridge- Not needed because we can just suicide with 3 items Glory to Draynor- Not needed because it's so close to Lumbridge Sceptre to Barbs- Not needed because it's so close to Varrock The list goes on... Typical F2P whining you say? If you only had so little updates, wouldn't you be asking for another one? Also keep in mind that P2P get all of F2P too...

I used up all five charges of my skull sceptre, so I grabbed some leftover money, bought 1k lobs and headed to the Stronghold of Security to get my second. I decided to work on the Ankous first, to get that out of the way, and I knew it was gonna be a while. I entered the Portal of Death. As usual, an Ankou (level-75) attacks me, so with Auto-retaliate on, I kill it. And what's that?! A SKULL LEFT HALF! SO I head up to the Catablepons to get my top of sceptre. One kill... no. Two kills... no Three kills... no Four kills... W0000t! TOP OF SCEPTRE! I ran to the Flesh Crawlers. Naturally, I didn't think my luck was gonna go this far, so I had expected 100-or-so kills before I get the sceptre... And? The twentieth kill, a sceptre. Come on! Since I already have a right half, I piece my sceptre, restock on lobbies, ring my r2h as well, and do some strength training on the Ankous. I enter the Portal of Death. The Ankous were all to far from me, so I attack one. And what does it drop? BELIEVE IT OR NOT- A SKULL LEFT HALF! Three kills later... ANOTHER SKULL LEFT HALF! Man! Well, that concludes my adventures, since I'm off to Karamja to train my pure...

They're selling for amounts such as 600K, and not all 600k owners have such knowledge of the RuneScape game.

During the past few weeks, I have been merchanting, making around 700K, and during that period I have inevitably met scammers, but more precisely, people who claim normal items as rare. So, I propose the following changes to stop them. In order of popularity: -Unfermented Wine- Wine will no longer become Unfermented Wine when you make it. It will be automatically fermented. All current Unferemnted Wine will turn into Jug of Wine. -Spinach Roll- They will no longer exist. All current Spinach Rolls will turn into Lobsters. -Bad Wine- Bad Wine will automatically be emptied upon creation. (Message: You squeeze the grapes into the water. The wine ferments and begins to smell funny. It immediately prompts you to pour it out) -Sliced Banana- Slice Banana will no longer exist. All current uses of sliced banana will now use bananas instead. All existing sliced bananas will turn into two bananas. -Charcoal- Charcoal will no longer exist. All current uses of charcoal will now use coal instead. All existing charcoal will turn into two coal, and all charcoal respawns will now turn into clay respawns. That's all. Anything I forgot to add?

RuneScape is an individual game. By comparing it with other games of lower quality, you are bringing RuneScape to their level. If other online games don't offer an adequate amount of free-to-play content, they are not obliged to. Just because the creators of other online games choose not to include that extra free-to-play content, it doesn't mean that Jagex will follow that. RuneScape is a very popular online MMORPG. Half of the popularity comes from the variety of gameplay material Jagex has to offer, and the other half, most importantly, is because RuneScape is free-to-play. Then, we look at the major pay-to-play argument: 'Jagex needs money. By making updated free-to-play, they are losing members.' Now tell me how many paying members turned to free-to-play when the Stronghold of Security was released. The answer is: Very few, if any. So I support. Pay-to-play will still get what they paid for, weekly updates such as Trouble Brewing, Death to the Dorgeshuun, Fairy Queen II etc. But it does not mean that free-to-play is not cared for by Jagex. Just my opinion.