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ok im alching and this noob comes along...

 

 

 

noob:oo pretty light

 

me.ehhh

 

noob can i have 1 ?

 

me sure here catch

 

noob:i missed =[

 

me lol im sure =P

 

hey omg look phat!!!

 

me u ****ing son of a [little kiddies are here watch it] u planed that

 

noob: yep :twisted:

 

(i alched my santa XD)

 

 

 

that was was smarter.... than me ={

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ok im alching and this noob comes along...

 

 

 

noob:oo pretty light

 

me.ehhh

 

noob can i have 1 ?

 

me sure here catch

 

noob:i missed =[

 

me lol im sure =P

 

hey omg look phat!!!

 

me u ****ing son of a [little kiddies are here watch it] u planed that

 

noob: yep :twisted:

 

(i alched my santa XD)

 

 

 

that was was smarter.... than me ={

 

 

 

Serious?! #-o

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This was kinda funny

 

 

 

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ok i am 107 cb and i was walking through varrock just after teleporting from 20 wildy, suddenly a noob start to follow me and saying: buying your legs

 

So i replied: I can't sell you my legs, without legs i cannot walk

 

Noob: no i am buying your legs

 

Me: no they are my legs!!! i need them to run!!!!

 

Noob: no!!!! i buy your legs!!!!!

 

Me: there are no wheelchairs in runescape!!! i need to walk!

 

Noob: no i buy your armour!

 

Me: what armour?

 

Noob: Your legs!!!

 

Me: my legs aren't armour, they are made from flesh!

 

Noob: omg!!! I buy your legs!!!!

 

People passing by: Rofl, You owned him, Lmao

 

 

 

It was kinda funny, i always do these things

 

 

 

Ok i was fm-ing n vrock, noob comes at me:

 

 

 

Noob: You have free 10k for me?

 

Me: you have free 45 mil for me?

 

Noob: no i need 10k!!

 

Me: yes and i need 45 mil

 

 

 

Noob runs

 

 

 

Another time while Fm-ing

 

 

 

Noob: can u plese give me free money?

 

 

 

at this time i was kinda sick of all this noobness so i strated following him and shouting:

 

 

 

Please free 1gp!!! i am soooo pooor!!!! i need 1 gp for food please!!!!

 

Money plox!!!!

 

 

 

and then shouting the players name and referring he was giving away free armour... maybe that tought him a lesson, and otherwise i am just happy i did it :XD:

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Noob: Give me 2k

 

Me: No

 

Noob: Plz

 

Me: Go earn it. It's not that hard =)

 

Noob: B/tch

 

 

 

^ (Yep, actually with the slash >.<)

 

 

 

Me: Grow Up.

 

 

 

At this point I start to walk off with him following.

 

 

 

Noob: You rich so gimme

 

 

 

Me: *Ignore*

 

 

 

Noob: Noob!

 

 

 

^ (Yea, that works...)

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Phew, guys, put on your noobspeak amulets. I have a good one.

 

 

 

I was getting some ectotokens to buy an undead chicken (please don't ask me why.), and "noob" comes up to me whilst I grind bones. We'll call him.. Sammy.

 

 

 

Sammy:gim m sum bons n plasm

 

Me:Excuse me?

 

Sammy:i wnt bns n plsm!

 

Me:I want you to learn to spell! =D

 

Sammy:omfg u noob i kan kilu

 

Me: Congratulations, you win a certificate of phailing!

 

Sammy:jus bcuz i dont spll gooder lik u u chooby nrd

 

Me: That's nice, love you too! :)

 

Sammy:omg posh nerd go to hell i com to howse n kil u onite wit nife

 

Me: Wow, you just broke a rule! Shame on you!

 

Sammy:omfg ***** lern ruls

 

Me:O.O

 

Sammy:u tink cusing bad? **** u ***** i kil u noe

 

And I slowly walked away.

 

 

 

EDIT:I'm Lenticular J and I approve the noob spelling. :wink:

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I was training at minotaurs earlier today and two rangers came in.

 

 

 

 

 

Ranger1:This is a ranged training area.

 

Ranger2:Yeah, warriors should go away.

 

Ranger1:Yup, warriors like Wrongful Ban.

 

Ranger2:Go away warrior noob.

 

Me:This area isn't specificly for rangers.

 

Ranger2:Yes it is, so go away.

 

Me:No, you aren't the boss of me.

 

Ranger1:Yes he is.

 

Ranger2:Thats right, I am.

 

Me:Well fine, then you are both my pets. =)

 

Ranger2:Wth?

 

Ranger1:I'm no pet.

 

Me:Go do pet things. =)

 

 

 

 

 

I read something about someone calling someone else their pet on the first page of this thread, thats why I told the rangers that they were my pets. It was pretty fun.

 

 

 

What is it with rangers being annoying in 2s? Theres these 2 morons that wouldnt just shut up the other day... Kept calling me noob/ froob and saying how they have lvl 110 mains...

 

 

 

Idiots... <.<

 

I'm a ranger, and I find myself quite nice :(

 

Although I agree, the majority of us are [wagon]...

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lol rangers are nice. pure rangers aren't

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

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lol rangers are nice. pure rangers aren't

 

 

 

When I'm ranging on my pure I'm nice <3: . But pures in general... Yea... Well... Idiots is a word that comes up in my mind... and 'tarded... Amongst others...

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Ok... here's a short and sweet one...

 

 

 

I'm level 100, and the "noob," in this case, I didn't get the level of. Suffice it to say that he was in Heart Unit so he was of a higher level than me, but not by much. Either way, I somehow stumbled upon a Heart Unit world and as I logged in, I asked the common question for pest control...

 

 

 

 

 

Me: "Is this a good world?"

 

 

 

This one guy proceeds to walk up to me and call me a noob (realize that this is the 100+ lander, so everyone is good levels) because I didn't bother to check combat levels of other people (and I'll say that there were 3 people in the Lander at the time)... I swear, just because you have 10 levels over me, that doesn't mean you can call me a noob...

 

 

 

If you hit triple-digit combat and you have a decent total level (mine is in the high 1600s), I don't think you can be called a noob at all...

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at the fire giants ranging spot in the waterfall cave

 

 

 

evil dude: here comes the noobs! (i dont think he ment me though, since he was a lower level than me)

 

me: hey random dude, why do you use the word noob?

 

evil dude: go and die

 

me: its pointless, destructive, and mainstream. its such a stupid word!

 

evil dude: NOOB NOOB NOOB ARE YOU ANGRY NOW?

 

me: give me one good reason to use the word noob that isnt small-minded.

 

evil dude: WOW YOUR SO OLD YOU FEEL OLD NOW WOW BOOHOO!

 

me: if you cant keep a normal debate without insulting then i wont dignify you with talking.

 

evil dude: WHAT ARE YOU? 4? YOU FEEL OLD NOW? NOOB

 

another evil dude: lol, ur 3 noob you hate word noob lol.

 

evil dude and another evil dude together: starts to cuss me out completely.

 

 

 

not so fun as it is frustrating! #-o .

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I just finished spearmaking training with Otto Godblessed and this guy comes up to me... (note: Exact spelling is used)

 

 

 

him: How u us the avnil

 

me: Talk to Otto about spears.

 

 

 

10 minutes later...

 

 

 

him: Wers th opshin

 

me: First, learn to spell.

 

me: Second, complete fishing training.

 

 

 

He logs out...

 

...and in...

 

 

 

him: wut spell

 

 

 

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Just wondering how well informed today's newcommers are 8-)

 

 

 

just a player with addy gear followed me (I'm wearing a gold teamcape) the whole time while I was firemaking,

 

 

 

I just ignored him and after a while he said: Do emote!

 

 

 

me: What emote should I do? crying?

 

 

 

The other player: Omg skillcape emote of course!

 

 

 

me: ???

 

 

 

he: Common n00b do your emote

 

 

 

me: It's just a regular cape.

 

 

 

me: You see any skill icon on it?

 

 

 

he: A cape with a book on it its the cape of prayer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:uhh: Runescape might not have the best graphix, but you really need to eat very many mushrooms before ya see a book in a teamcape.

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