July 17, 200718 yr ok im alching and this noob comes along... noob:oo pretty light me.ehhh noob can i have 1 ? me sure here catch noob:i missed =[ me lol im sure =P hey omg look phat!!! me u ****ing son of a [little kiddies are here watch it] u planed that noob: yep :twisted: (i alched my santa XD) that was was smarter.... than me ={ OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING
July 17, 200718 yr ok im alching and this noob comes along... noob:oo pretty light me.ehhh noob can i have 1 ? me sure here catch noob:i missed =[ me lol im sure =P hey omg look phat!!! me u ****ing son of a [little kiddies are here watch it] u planed that noob: yep :twisted: (i alched my santa XD) that was was smarter.... than me ={ Serious?! #-o
July 17, 200718 yr This was kinda funny Click for My Blog670th to 99 Smithing July 21st, 07 |743rd to 99 Mining November 29th, 07 | 649th to 99 Runecrafting May 18th, 08 | 29,050th to 99 Defence October 20th, 08 | 20,700th to 99 Magic November 8, 08 | 47,938th to 99 Attack December 19, 08 | 37,829th to 99 Hitpoints December 24, 08 | 68,604th to 99 Strength February 4, 09 | 27,983rd to 99 Range February 9, 09 | 9,725th to 99 Prayer June 8, 09 | 6,620th to 99 Slayer December, 12 09 | 4,075th to 99 Summoning December, 28 09 | 3,551th to 99 Herblore February 24, 10 | 3,192th to 99 Dungeoneering November 11, 10 | 146,600th to 99 Cooking December 29th, 10 | 11,333rd to 99 Construction June 7th, 11 | 16,648th to 99 Farming August 1st, 11 | 19,993th to 99 Crafting August 2nd, 11 | 89,739th to 99 Woodcutting Janurary 1st, 12 | 55,424th to 99 Fishing May 9th, 12| 60,648th to 99 Firemaking May 12th, 12 | 16666th to 99 Agility May 17th, 2012 | 24476th to 99 Hunter June 1st, 2012 | 57,881st to 99 Fletching June 1st, 2012 | All 99s June 1st, 2012 | 3183th to 120 Dungeoneering July 24th, 2012 | 2341st to 2496 Total level July 24th, 2012 | Completionist Cape July 24th, 2012
July 17, 200718 yr ok i am 107 cb and i was walking through varrock just after teleporting from 20 wildy, suddenly a noob start to follow me and saying: buying your legs So i replied: I can't sell you my legs, without legs i cannot walk Noob: no i am buying your legs Me: no they are my legs!!! i need them to run!!!! Noob: no!!!! i buy your legs!!!!! Me: there are no wheelchairs in runescape!!! i need to walk! Noob: no i buy your armour! Me: what armour? Noob: Your legs!!! Me: my legs aren't armour, they are made from flesh! Noob: omg!!! I buy your legs!!!! People passing by: Rofl, You owned him, Lmao It was kinda funny, i always do these things Ok i was fm-ing n vrock, noob comes at me: Noob: You have free 10k for me? Me: you have free 45 mil for me? Noob: no i need 10k!! Me: yes and i need 45 mil Noob runs Another time while Fm-ing Noob: can u plese give me free money? at this time i was kinda sick of all this noobness so i strated following him and shouting: Please free 1gp!!! i am soooo pooor!!!! i need 1 gp for food please!!!! Money plox!!!! and then shouting the players name and referring he was giving away free armour... maybe that tought him a lesson, and otherwise i am just happy i did it :XD:
July 17, 200718 yr Noob: Give me 2k Me: No Noob: Plz Me: Go earn it. It's not that hard =) Noob: B/tch ^ (Yep, actually with the slash >.<) Me: Grow Up. At this point I start to walk off with him following. Noob: You rich so gimme Me: *Ignore* Noob: Noob! ^ (Yea, that works...) http://hiscore.runescape.com/index_lite.ws?player=oddeh
July 17, 200718 yr Phew, guys, put on your noobspeak amulets. I have a good one. I was getting some ectotokens to buy an undead chicken (please don't ask me why.), and "noob" comes up to me whilst I grind bones. We'll call him.. Sammy. Sammy:gim m sum bons n plasm Me:Excuse me? Sammy:i wnt bns n plsm! Me:I want you to learn to spell! =D Sammy:omfg u noob i kan kilu Me: Congratulations, you win a certificate of phailing! Sammy:jus bcuz i dont spll gooder lik u u chooby nrd Me: That's nice, love you too! :) Sammy:omg posh nerd go to hell i com to howse n kil u onite wit nife Me: Wow, you just broke a rule! Shame on you! Sammy:omfg ***** lern ruls Me:O.O Sammy:u tink cusing bad? **** u ***** i kil u noe And I slowly walked away. EDIT:I'm Lenticular J and I approve the noob spelling. :wink: catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
July 17, 200718 yr he meant dds :roll: quest cape achieved 4/22/07 only had 6 months of members so... ha!
July 18, 200718 yr Just at pest control...Some random nub in adamant armour, yells out: We will fight for the glory of sparta! :roll: #-o Avatar by me; don't steal!
July 18, 200718 yr I was training at minotaurs earlier today and two rangers came in. Ranger1:This is a ranged training area. Ranger2:Yeah, warriors should go away. Ranger1:Yup, warriors like Wrongful Ban. Ranger2:Go away warrior noob. Me:This area isn't specificly for rangers. Ranger2:Yes it is, so go away. Me:No, you aren't the boss of me. Ranger1:Yes he is. Ranger2:Thats right, I am. Me:Well fine, then you are both my pets. =) Ranger2:Wth? Ranger1:I'm no pet. Me:Go do pet things. =) I read something about someone calling someone else their pet on the first page of this thread, thats why I told the rangers that they were my pets. It was pretty fun. What is it with rangers being annoying in 2s? Theres these 2 morons that wouldnt just shut up the other day... Kept calling me noob/ froob and saying how they have lvl 110 mains... Idiots... I'm a ranger, and I find myself quite nice :( Although I agree, the majority of us are [wagon]... catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
July 18, 200718 yr lol rangers are nice. pure rangers aren't Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored.
July 19, 200718 yr lol rangers are nice. pure rangers aren't When I'm ranging on my pure I'm nice . But pures in general... Yea... Well... Idiots is a word that comes up in my mind... and 'tarded... Amongst others... Retired 2146 overall - 136 combat - 6 skillcapes Plus I think the whole teenage girl thing will end soon (hopefully), because my girlfriend is absolutely in love with him(she is 18), and im beginning to feel threatened by his [Justin Bieber] dashing looks.
July 19, 200718 yr Taken at W99 Fally during the "PC riot" Live free or die. First option is exhausted, so guess what remains?
July 19, 200718 yr this just append world 71 edgvil she was lvl 28 ( i say she -it- was prob some boy with no life..) Goals: 15m Slayer xp | 85 Herblore | 75+ All Stats | Chaotic Rapier | 125k/200k Tokens
July 19, 200718 yr Ok... here's a short and sweet one... I'm level 100, and the "noob," in this case, I didn't get the level of. Suffice it to say that he was in Heart Unit so he was of a higher level than me, but not by much. Either way, I somehow stumbled upon a Heart Unit world and as I logged in, I asked the common question for pest control... Me: "Is this a good world?" This one guy proceeds to walk up to me and call me a noob (realize that this is the 100+ lander, so everyone is good levels) because I didn't bother to check combat levels of other people (and I'll say that there were 3 people in the Lander at the time)... I swear, just because you have 10 levels over me, that doesn't mean you can call me a noob... If you hit triple-digit combat and you have a decent total level (mine is in the high 1600s), I don't think you can be called a noob at all... don't worry, you are going to "hell" anyway. wanna race to see who gets there first?Officially reached 100 Combat at 1:33PM EST, June 14, 2007First Dragon Drop: Dragon Chain (Dust Devils) @ 10:48PM EST, July 14, 2008, lv113 combat
July 19, 200718 yr unless of course the person bought the account or is a complete jerk and unwilling to listen to reason (im not saying you are either of those two things)
July 20, 200718 yr at the fire giants ranging spot in the waterfall cave evil dude: here comes the noobs! (i dont think he ment me though, since he was a lower level than me) me: hey random dude, why do you use the word noob? evil dude: go and die me: its pointless, destructive, and mainstream. its such a stupid word! evil dude: NOOB NOOB NOOB ARE YOU ANGRY NOW? me: give me one good reason to use the word noob that isnt small-minded. evil dude: WOW YOUR SO OLD YOU FEEL OLD NOW WOW BOOHOO! me: if you cant keep a normal debate without insulting then i wont dignify you with talking. evil dude: WHAT ARE YOU? 4? YOU FEEL OLD NOW? NOOB another evil dude: lol, ur 3 noob you hate word noob lol. evil dude and another evil dude together: starts to cuss me out completely. not so fun as it is frustrating! #-o .
July 20, 200718 yr Noob 1: Sellinging Drugs!!! Noob 2: I buy all u got Noob 1: 1K each Kinda funny... :
July 21, 200718 yr I just finished spearmaking training with Otto Godblessed and this guy comes up to me... (note: Exact spelling is used) him: How u us the avnil me: Talk to Otto about spears. 10 minutes later... him: Wers th opshin me: First, learn to spell. me: Second, complete fishing training. He logs out... ...and in... him: wut spell #-o Current account: Dragonguy 87 Goals: Get members Get all skills 40+ Hehe, this is like Jagex telling half of Runescape players that they're [developmentally delayed]. Sort of. That's how I interpreted it. :P Runescape is why I support abortion.
July 21, 200718 yr This was in a members world remember Goals: 15m Slayer xp | 85 Herblore | 75+ All Stats | Chaotic Rapier | 125k/200k Tokens
July 21, 200718 yr Just wondering how well informed today's newcommers are 8-) just a player with addy gear followed me (I'm wearing a gold teamcape) the whole time while I was firemaking, I just ignored him and after a while he said: Do emote! me: What emote should I do? crying? The other player: Omg skillcape emote of course! me: ??? he: Common n00b do your emote me: It's just a regular cape. me: You see any skill icon on it? he: A cape with a book on it its the cape of prayer :uhh: Runescape might not have the best graphix, but you really need to eat very many mushrooms before ya see a book in a teamcape. Master of Firemaking since 10-11-2007 Yes, I QUIT! =] Master of Woodcutting since Christmas 2007Completed all quests - Completed all achievement diaries.
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